Family Guy - Escaping the Womb

[iPodGirl9999]

Lmfao for the video

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Micaela micaela

Micaela

Nathan nathan nathan nathan nathan

[skyknight49]

testicular boot camp LMFAO

[7Mixmaster]

if you havnet noticed on the video he has 8 fingers but says 11 including his dick i get it he says 11 wen he should say 9 fingers

[User846]

Stewies head was formed as a football when he was in the womb.

But there is one episode he jumps on a bed with the normal head, hits the head on the ceiling and thats how he got the football head. wtf?

[amarjit758]

what episode is this ?

[chuolivan]

En 1997 una chica llamada lauren, estaba caminando en un bosque,despues desaparecio de repente nunca nadie la encontro hasta el 2000 cuando otra chica llama Mary encontro su cuerpo y unas marcas en su pecho decian: no era lo suficiente hermosa" y ahora que haz leido esto ella aparecera en tu espejo diciendo que no eres lo suficientemente hermoso y te matara!(por cierto la chica llamada Mary murio poco despues)Para poder salvarte pega esto en otros 5 videos.ESTO ES CIERTO

[omkar415star]

Why isnt stewie evil anymore ?

[CPRox100]

oh lol. i luv stewie

[planetary109]

Stewie's a one of a kind. He actually remembers his birth! Something I've wanted to remember until I saw this episode! I mean who would want to see themselves being pulled out of their mom's vagina?

[TheAmimies]

I was showed this in science. Also, I feel bad for Lois cos she had to push that MASSIVE head out *ouch*

[OmegaMkRS]

@TheAmimies Well, it probably went out sideways.

[meghy1999]

@TheAmimies how do you think she felt for chris?

[Paintball12God]

The man in WHITE!! Haha thumbs up if you laughed at that

[Nuttyrox2221]

ugh. get a tan. LOL

[brandomdickface]

o man, i wish they showed this in my health class

[Everythingrubiks5]

day 171 i sprouted another finger counting the one from yesterday... i have 11 lolololz

[SWAT200POLICE]

wow :O

[austinmcparland]

Hwhite.

[TheError15]

i thought stewie wasnt born with a football head. when he was jumping on the bead it was normal. but then when he bumped his head. thats when he had a football head.

[awsome25ful]

thats how i became born

[TheLaLaVae]

WHAT?!WASA?!!!?THAT??!?!?

[MsMusicalFanGirl]

I remember flipping through the channels when I was younger and this scene came up...needless to say I was scarred for life.

[inflamedjamez99]

I thought Stewie had a normal head until he was bouncing on a bed and hit it on the celling?

[Masonator121]

no

[NokkternalxMortumX]

Don't all of you feel like big men and women? You reached your objective! Some of you belong back in your dad's ah. ''finger''

[blubberbombo]

i lolled when i heard the lasers from starwars! :D

[Illusifis]

Must've been painful getting that huge watermelon-like head out of the uterus.

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

I miss Stewie being all evil; now he's just gay, it's not funny anymore. Screw continuity, they should revert the characters back to how they were in season 1- Peter not speaking all retarded (like Homer does now) and being a total dick, just an accidental one and Brian being the wise one. That would restore people's faith in Family Guy.

[Yosher21]

@chrisgonatakethepiss

I agree. So. Goddamn. MUCH.

Family guy nowadays in a nutshell:

[shitty animated new opening]

[10 minutes that have nothing to do with the main plot of the episode]

[insert meg insulting joke here]

[insert cutaway gag here that isn't funny]

[insert insanely offensive joke here]

[ending]

[chrisgonatakethepiss]

@Yosher21 -Pretty much. Like the Simpsons nowadays- I've been watching a fair few new eps and they are just really difficult to get through. South Park is the only cartoon that isn't getting worse. Well,the Thanksgiving one and Bass to Mouth were TERRIBLE, but if you look at the newest season, you've got instant classics there. I don't understand how the writers for Simpsons and Family Guy can just stop being funny; how can a comedian forget how to tell jokes??

[BeatleBoy247]

@chrisgonatakethepiss noy only that but Family guy seems to change there plots around. Like in Episode 420 it started with Quagmire with a cat and the guys tring to get rid of it then the plot changed to Marijiuna being legal. Why can't they just have 1 plot?

[Beandude202]

I don't know why people think that males ARE sperm. No, it's only half of you. The other half is the egg. But i'm nitpicking, this was funny.

[YujiSakai12]

is that japanese o.o ?

[MrPancakes418]

How the hell did he get a journal in the womb? 0___0

[yeababy1980]

What episode is this from?



[TheSkinny525]

when a baby is born its skull isn't well......... hard so the doctors can actually shape it like play doh doing so it can you know......... get out of there

[cyberkiller6489]

sperm pod lol

[sianycee]

this contradicts the episode when stewie hits the ceiling :(

[HORRIOR]

@sianycee Babies dont have a good memory he might be remembering wrong. 

[KarimBoctorAwad]

@sianycee every family guy episode contradicts another haha

[SyrJirk]

@sianycee A lot of episodes contradict themselves.

[navilad]

@sianycee this was him reliving a memory he probablly doesn't remember not having a football head

[MasonRyanLevey]

Stewie has a football shaped head in the womb, but in another episode they explain how he got it as a child when he hit the ceiling?

fail

[XxTHECAKEISALIExX94]

Who would have thought that Peter had a testicular boot camp

[SniperTheRaptor]

NO STEWIE, ITS A TRAP!

[Noxshus]

Amniotic Attica, Uterine Gulag, Ovarian Bastille, I love it!

[v8luver64]

i thought stewies head wasn't a football at first lol

he was jumping on a bed and hit his head on the roof lol thats how it changed it was on another episode

[teamswaqem]

stewie wz born wit a round head,then it became football like when he wz bouncin on the bed n hit his head on the wall,so how is his head football like in the womb but he born wit a round head? ALSO ERYONE CHECK OUT MAH CHANNEL N VIDS!!!!!

[MRTeron4]

1:00 im up to 11

[rhymesayers17]

i remember anne frank in this..

[tweetypie2697]

Love how wen u look over him at the beginning but when u do a close up at him he's in his pyjamas

[MeetThaNewDealer]

Stewie counted his dick as a finger LMMFAO

[davidp899]

@MeetThaNewDealer thank you ted, that was the joke

[sableyefan]

@MeetThaNewDealer or a toe. there is always that.

[ricardorp12345]

@MeetThaNewDealer wow, that gives the "i'm missing a finger" thing a whole new prespective

[McTavish999]

@MeetThaNewDealer Thank you Captain Obvious...

[skater567798]

What Episode Was This?

[loura246]

its a trap!



[MrGuitar5203]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY

[AStrangeBoy123]

How did Stewie get a diary in the womb???

[gunit61955]

Well that was educational.

[ONLY1PHENIX]

How about Chris, and ahem... Meg?

[MrKibble43]

where the fuck did he get a journal and pencil in a O_0

[IWasBornThisWayBaby]

when he said "the man in white"

[IWasBornThisWayBaby]

Stewie emphasized the letter H again. As he did in the Cool Whip scene.

[deamondogboy]

My AP biology teacher actually used an example similar to this to explain meiosis.

[GazooQuato]

So when does he put the time bomb in there...hehe happy 50th birhtday lois BOOM!

[rollipolioli]

great analogy stewie

[mrXD57]

0:06 he has normal clothes

0:11 HOLY SHIT PJS!

[VictoryIsMudkipz]

@mrXD57 good job reading the top comments

[mrXD57]

@VictoryIsMudkipz Thankz :3

[AGJM233]

IT'S A TRAP!!!!!

[cranee999]

Fuck that woulda hurt pushing Stewies head out

[xxtragick27]

thx u peter that sperm stwie made it

[berzerker50]

lol hes such an idiot LOL

[bigslimshady98]

all cartoons are NOT for kids!!!!!!!!!!!! thumbs up if agrredd

[superlego10x]

@bigslimshady98 um correction dumb ass some cartoons are not for kids, almost all cartoons made have some fake inappropriate thing that perverts point out because of they are drug addicts. Most out of all cartoons are for kids

[chrssfalls8]

"the man in H-wite." LOL

[bp56789]

@chrssfalls8 That's the proper pronunciation of "white". But, like most people, I just say "wite".

[blastreoid2]

12.000th like :D

[Gawaine687]

"every potential man for himself." Great line, Stewie!!



[rubymay43]

0:06 Stewie has normal clothes.

0:11 Stewie has PJs on.

WTF?!

[jesuswashere0000]

@rubymay43 pedantic cunt

[Draginlif]

@rubymay43 he's a fast changer



[jacobjtec]

@rubymay43 wtf

[YovilleLyricVideos]

@rubymay43 0:58, he has no clothes on...

[TheGamerPro246]

@rubymay43 i was the one who started that and then people started coping me so i was the first to start it.

[rubymay43]

@TheGamerPro246 Yes I read your comment about it, but that top comment disspeard. So, I thought i'dde try my luck and LOOK NOW =D

[TheGamerPro246]

@rubymay43 i know wtf why did it dissapear?

[TheGamerPro246]

@rubymay43 but good job

[TheAintitjust]

press 5 for techno

[snowangel246]

but I thought his head looks like a football because he was jumping on the bed...? XD

[omgitzraven]

What if the light you see when you die, is you coming out a vagina into a new life? O___O

[gnight51]

@omgitzraven then whatabout people who are braindead for few minutes and are living on lifesupport?

[commenterunknown]

I miss the evil stewie...im sick and tired of the gay stewie

[Amylovesfood]

@commenterunknown Lols, i love em both :3

[amazingreviewer3]

I thought that stewie was born with a normal head, he jumped on his bed while Bryan was baby sitting and kapoww! his head hit the ceiling

[afromasterchief]

every POTENTIAL man for himself, haha

[sc2devourer]

Remember, anyone here was once the fastest sperm cell!

[tmots12]

i wonder what wouldve have happened if peter masturbated stewie out??

[ByDJLux]

How could he have 11 "Fingers" if he only has four on each hand?

[RobzFanpire]

Imagine if you could remember your time inside the womb :P

[TheDBass456]

@RobzFanpire OMG YOU KNOW!

[MrLilshawny]

wasn't Stewie born with a large head instead of a foot ball first??? o.O

[ToothpasteCannon]

Now I'm stuck wondering how you could possibly put a baby back in a womb lol

[CaliforniaKKGurl10]

This is what I used to explain my little brother how babies are born! lol

[Kesslerification]

338 people dropped out of testicular boot camp

[zicox19]

press 4 for high speed

[HiMom1311]

i just realized i watched this whole video in 240p

[999cyberking]

press 5 onese per second for a heartbeat

[999cyberking]

rapidly press 8 for a wired noise

[999cyberking]

im surised it want him saying put me back in the Hwoom

[bw53knp]

Stewie's head is big in the womb and when he was born but it shows that he got his 'football' head by bouncing on the bed? :)

[mikey9835]

i like grapes :P

[Reann3ify]

TESTICULAR BOOT CAMP...LOL

[SkullCandyBLN]

0:07 - 0:09 Stewie has his regular clothes on, but for the rest of the video, he has on his pajamas. Anyways, old Family Guy is WAAAAAY better than the new version.

[NeverDLema623]

his head was supposed to be smashed into the roof to become flat though D:

[999cyberking]

is this in a episode

[Kevinduddo]

338 people didn't escape the womb

[MrPtrism]

1:00 Too bad Family Guy characters only have 8 finger XD

[11kyzak11]

ITS TRUE!!! ITA ALL TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ngdj999]

Didn't Stewie have a normal head before he was thrown onto the ceiling that squashed his head, football shaped?

[MILE2k11]

i thought stewie had a normal head to start with?

[999cyberking]

@MILE2k11 so did i but it coud have been one of those things that never happened

[MILE2k11]

@999cyberking yeah i guess so haha!

[EdSammon]

@MILE2k11 And Peter grew a horse leg. You tend to get over these things when you're watching family guy, but that's a good point.

[MILE2k11]

@EdSammon very true haha!

[strvela]

Wat is that episode?

[abridgedfan9578]

0:51 ITS A TRAP

[laurenfiya]

If this is what happens when you have sex, I'm not having kids

[ThePhantom135]

I miss Diabolical Stewie. Gay Stewie isn't as funny.

[LouieLouieification]

the 11th finger is his dick

[SnDFaze]

@LouieLouieification no shit sherlock

[Ayreonautsixsixsix]

@loweydude220 Mkay.....I guess...thanks for the speach

[WPUSMA1]

I'm using this for health class.

[Ayreonautsixsixsix]

When my mom came in I had to Switch to P0rn....easier to explain..

[loweydude220]

@Ayreonautsixsixsix How is it easier to explain? You can just say you were watching family guy clips and the one you were watching was taking the mick out of contraception, whilst your mom catching you watching p0rn is unbelievably embarrasing for both you, and your own mum will think you are a horny pervert. To sum up, family guy is easy to explain, p0rn is easy, but embarrasing.

[MasterOphSky]

He has 9 actually.

[PorMiTimidez]

Hahahaha his clothes changed

[9409elle]

eleven fingers?

Ahh, now I got it!

[YeuToQuoc1995]

too bad Stewie is g4y

[deadchefbill]

anyone notice how amazing stewies conclusions are...

[terriblethomas101]

(ಠ ›ಠ) "....woom!"

[vera7690]

one last clip..I promise i'll go to sleep! :D

[Fit2Fly1]

i hav 3 letters to state LOL

[LectricSheepz]

lol promoted video "how to breastfeed." and yes I know I am juvenile : )

[ZeCrazyOnes]

i just got this

when he said he grew another finger that was his penis

[Godoflmfao]

The man in white?Micheal Jackson...

[krazynoodle34]

wait a minute, how come stewie doesn't have a normal head when he was a sperm????

[MsChunky34]

how did i get here

[AllSuave]

LMAO first of all y dis stewie have a book inside the womb...like really???

[Yosher21]

Notice at the beginning how he has his normal clothes on, but a few seconds later is in his pyjamas?

[xbandit1000]

Makes you wonder if thats what babies go through before they're born

lol

[LegolasForever97]

that paper prolly gave her heart burn O_o

[ciddler]

Too bad Stewie went from smart genius to flamboyant homosexual.

[IamMiaow]

Stewie's clothes change in 0:06 to 0:11

O_O

[editha1977]

@IamMiaow i know!

[brief1226]

@IamMiaow lol wow just noticed that

[noralopez100]

@IamMiaow why you copy my comment

[TheNeosia]

@IamMiaow No, it's just a fail at the lighting, I would guess, but it seems odd though :P

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

@IamMiaow I thought yellow and blue were the same color... holy shit!

[Demoist]

@IamMiaow Evolution :P

[Agent1W]

LOL Star Wars style dogfights!

[aliciarocks20]

how come he has that head he hasnt hit the celing yet ? 

[sezmac03]

I'm surprised Stewie didn't say:

"The man in H-wite". XD

[tvids88]

@sezmac03 he did you tard at 0:19 seconds!!!

[sezmac03]

@tvids88

At 0:19? Try again mate :D

[tvids88]

Respond to this video... oh i mean 1:20

[gentygenty]

@sezmac03 it would be w Hite

[CoolEv1]

So sperm has lasers epic

[HorseCrazieGirl15]

amazing how stewie has changed



[omegaprim]

Anyone else notice Stewie has a problem with his S's after he finishes his story about his birth?