The Marijuana-Logues on The Bill Maher Show

[5312902]

or worse... SMOKED BY COPS lol that shit made me laugh

[musicmanJrpro]

so we meet again 240p..

[PassiveEngine]

The video froze on 4:20...

[Psilocybong420]

I just lost SOME respect for doug...Why would he go on that douche bags show.He's still a funny motherfucker but I hate that damn bill maher.

[rockoqatsi]

@Psilocybong420 Somebody forgot to get high before typing...

[itsguitarherofrk]

some legendary shit! xD

[povsepian]

AWESOME!!



[EvolutionaryLoophole]

No one got the eighth joke!

[Domo4eva]

lmao, fucking hilarious!

[kraftdinner2468]

i looove this :) 

[ragingbull2001]

Doug looks handsome here

[arouska]

At Arj: "You're a legend dave."

[lovetobeamarine]

i just took the best shit of my life and now im smokin a joint

[JonasPolsky]

I didn't know Doug Benson smoked marijuana.

[MrDopeboifreash]

Cause I am hi i love it I saw a elf ... Yeah .. A elf !

[Meganator556]

Kids don't do drugs!!!

[hippieniki82]

15 people have no sense of humor

[warrenawallace]

Is that the dude from Flight of The Concords?

[goodvibesallround]

@warrenawallace no...

[naturesuphoria]

Anybody that loves hair as mcuh as I do is a friend indeed!

[bboytrix1]

this is genius

[rebelm1k]

mother nature way of saying hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­igghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!­!!!!!!!!so true man

[applecrumping33]

even chinese marijuana smokers... LOL!!!

[Jay9grundz]

15 dislikes.alcholics??Try weed brooo.

High everyone.

M high ryt now..whoooooooooo

[88coldsummer]

Muy bueno (Y)

[MrVlada011]

Or worse.. smoked by cops!! EPIC.

[unsolvedxmystery]

the worlds pretty fucked up right now, shouldn't i be?? lol

[LIBERALTSUNAMI]

thats fuckin great

[Thestonergamernerd]

420

[papavb]

"If I did I'd be finished, and I'm not"

[bigjeezy210]

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[cornbreadjtm]

Smoke the living shit out of it!!!!!

[kshift52]

420?

[acemisterxxx]

that was awesome

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

I would love to hang out with Doug Benson and get high. Can't say that about too many people I think.

[rapisdead420]

i love doug benson and is it just me or does he look really different than he does now

[0weedman420]

@rapisdead420 i was thinking the same thing and then i realized he didn't have his beard. 

[metallicarockok]

Whatever it takes to keep the word marijuana relevent in news is good for the cause…

Legalize it already ……

[garchomp119568]

Are you joking? I just finished a fucking sea breeze!

[MrLooLiS]

"For years and years, i was high on life , but eventually i build up a tolerance."

So True!

[Mr420ways]

theres a hole in my bowl..im gunna plug it witha nugget!!1

[LBG070]

I don't really want to drink when I'm high.

[GhettoBlaster100]

FUCKING HILARIOUS!

[GanjaKreww]

kids... don't do drugs. seriously.

but smoke all the weed you damn well please.

[mtmanteag]

not a kid, and it can't hurt

[mtmanteag]

change.org  sign the petition to legalize marijuana

[JahRed24x]

"Hey man you want a beer"

- "Ah no thanks, I just got high."

Actually that scenario has actually played out A LOT!

[MaggianoTV]

doug benson is the shit! hilarious vid! check out my page sometime if you like hop hop and weed, or at least one of the two

[willow420]

love doug, love this.

[zombiegangstasamurai]

you know whats crazy , these innocent people bieng thrown in jail for a plant lose all their dignity after getting raped by a murderous nazi meth head who went to jail for worse reason

[bvgatti]

i don't need meat,tax & seed

no moses, jesus & ahmad indeed

water,women and weed is all i need.

[samuraiyao]

Damn this shit was way the fuck back in the days of comedy, WOW!!!

[muttgooch]

4 blunts sparked up!

[phatty416]

@philsnk 

[phatty416]

@philsnk no

[CAR18MEN]

why arnt they wearing shoes??????????

[XavAMusic]

"That's right, it's the same joke twice."

I laughed quite hard there. I like how that guy seems to enjoy those laughs.

[XxJaMaLxX]

+

:D

[pocopilot]

arj barker!

[customcartoons]

"I was high life .... but eventually I built up a tolerance."

XD Awesum!

[AKCaptianChronic]

man, I have like 10 dealers, alaska kicks ass...

[shadowizbak]

i love how weed smokers can relate to all of this and think its hilarious...but if u made a "i never touched a joint in my life" person watch this he wud think it was stupid and unfunny

[NECROPHOBICMASSACRE]

@shadowizbak its because stoners are awesome =)

[shadowizbak]

@NECROPHOBICMASSACRE yea this video makes me proud lol:)

[BlackLabel7345]

dude......yesssss!

[bugninja80]

So funny, I loved the part when he was talking about his concern for his dealer.

[BlackLabel7345]

@bugninja80 because it's true lol

[crispytaco38]

Extra funny after seeing "Vagina Monologues"

[tilidin]

also that whole class was him telling us how to not get caught lol.

[Voileen]

My only real friend. lol. :)

[stevethepirate78]

Technically it is a drug, it's just a natural one. But I'm behind this cause all the way!

[Pathunter1]

rofl thats right its the same joke twice .... rofl i love this =)

[hissclick]

It sucks that nothing like this would ever be broadcast on English TV.

[pyroleague]

ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF VAGINA'S!

lol

[SuckItLily]

@pyroleague DOES THE WORD VAGINA MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE?!

[fergusshowman]

plus this comment if you think Doug Benson is god :D

[alphaman87]

@fergusshowman what a nut

[nowwithmorekick]

@fergusshowman What if he really was god.And like when the four horseman of the apocalypse comes to earth with demons to start this Seven year war that some christians think is going to happen.What if Doug is then killed during that war and sheds his human form comes back as the second coming with awesome Jesus powers.And a machine gun.While smoking a joint.Handing out Wendy's 99 cent fried fish sandwiches to the poor.With tarter sauce.

[delaney12]

@nowwithmorekick i want the pot ur smoking dude...ive got the death star...and i dont even talk that crazy lmao..cheers

[projectbluebook]

@delaney12 I read in high times magazine that the guys that made death star are self proclaimed jedi knights and that theyhave to deem you worthy before they can give it to you

[wasarealgirl]

when my boyfriend first had me listen to the CD of this it changed my life for the better

[JustaSmallTownGirl21]

THATS ARJ BARKER

[GuitarSlingerJ]

I love their message

"Kids DON'T do drugs."

Exactley, pots not a drug, so kids aren't doing drugs. =)

[DeftJay]

@GuitarSlingerJ Exactly, weed is a plant not a drug. :D

I'm off to hang with mj for a while.

[JustaSmallTownGirl21]

@GuitarSlingerJ Oh. Oh okay. Thumbs up then.

[Vurdox]

most of the people I know drink if they're smoking.. Most of them can't hold an intelligent conversation while high so they might as well have a few buds (lights) anyway

[WhatConnor]

yeah arguments get retarded

[loomis606]

WHOOP

WHOOP

[EscpdFrmPsykward]

Gotta enjoy the simple things in life.

The rating counter under the video says "420 ratings"

That gave me a little chuckle. :)

[abditown06]

this video make you wanna smoke your own dub!!!!! ahahahah,,------the werlds pretty fuked up right now--------shouldnt i be?,,ahahh classic!!!

[DavidMichener]

Marvin Gaye weed, weed that's so strong after one hit your like "What's going on"? LOL!!!!

[Pantera3422]

"Hey Doug you want a beer?"

"No thanks Tony, I just got high!"

That's exactly what it's like lol.

[ChuckWheat85]

are you insane i just finished a fucking sea breeze

[woodengun]

Hahahahah Fucking Jews!

[wildflower29563]

word MrOrganic, im not sure if my reason is your reason- i actually saw his show which was political and funny for 3/4 of it, then the last 1/4 he turned to misogynistic jokes about why he'll always be a bachelor. its like if he knows whats about about politics why cant he get a clue in w women too. and im down w/ whatever lifestyle, single life or whatev, just he should be polite..

[wildflower29563]

up about*

[MrOrganiic]

one more point for cannabis. not too fond of Maher though

[musicthefuture13]

FREE MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seismicrob2956]

AHAHAHA!!!! I hate it when something happens to the marijuana guy and you have to get a new one.

[acdcdude1015]

it that doug benson in the middle?

[pocketfullofkush]

yes sir..

[4cellar2door0]

Yeah, he's a boss.

[XxnandotorresxX]

so glad we invented marijuanna its awesome

[TheSkarone]

We didn't invent it, God did! Praise the lord for he has gave us a gift!!!! :)

[gunsnsmith]

god made pot

man made beer

in god we trust

[shortanconfused]

huh? it's a plant, nobody invented it....

[orangeambience]

THe only idiots who think marijuana is BAD only believe that because it is illegal. If alcohol was invented and distributed as an illegal drug it would be a Class A but because its Legal it doesen't matter that it kills people same goes fro cigarettes .

Just because its law doesn't make it right!

[h0w13r]

@orangeambience they've made alcohol illegal before lol, it didnt turn out very well

[4cellar2door0]

Yeah prohibition always fails.

We will smoke our weed no matter how many laws they make, so they will eventually just be forced to repeal.

STAY HIGH

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

@4cellar2door0 Fuck yes

[orangeambience]

Which proves my point

[h0w13r]

exactly.

[orangeambience]

aah i didnt realise you were agreeing my bad :P

[MMAenthusiastUHHE]

"we all have our vices, I smoke pot, she feeds the baby" aahaha classic!

Stop This Fake War on Drugs!

Weed's not even a drug by definition.

[jkillacam69]

ehhhh doug for a fucking president dont cha think!!!!

[ssoviolin]

funny shit

[para767]

awsome!

[Anomki]

I love this :)

[nosoupforyou75]

Lando-Calrissian ...LMFAO

[thawhiteazn]

i was baked as hell watchin this, and I approve

[irrelevance73]

my 17 year old friend got 2-10 years for selling weed 3 days ago. fuck this drug war. the government has no right to fuck up a kids life for selling such a wonderful plant. get the word out. the government makes it clear, we would all be better off murdering others because we have a higher chance of getting out of prison early.

[highhorse313]

@irrelevance73 Don't sell it.

[irrelevance73]

@highhorse313, It would be nice if nobody had to sell it. Welcome to capitalism.

[tilidin]

@irrelevance73 where the hell do u live in florida the first time no matter what u only get a drug "counseling" course. when i got caught i had 1 4 hour class that lasted 2 hours cause the guy teaching it wanted to make monday nigh football lol.

[DNP1993]

@irrelevance73 it is not about the dangers. they did make it illegal because it is dangerous. the government fears from it. it releases your mind from the brainwash the media makes. a potsmoker sees through the lies the gov't makes. i recommend you to read The Emperor wears no clothes. it is a book about all the political struggle behind this worthless war

[novaflo339]

@irrelevance73

WELL.....let's start with the gov,then!!!!!!!!

[healimonster1]

@irrelevance73 how much was he selling?

[Mrcastleskeep]

@irrelevance73 Amen brother. user/TheAntiTerrorist#p/u/0/of­ZS1gVaDcI

[drewsapuppo24]

@irrelevance73

dude straight up fuck this shit man why does our government want to put us in jail for something so harmless and straight up fun!!!! my cpt scores were near perfect stoned

[99hockeygurl19]

@irrelevance73 I'm sorry to hear about that. I know a few individuals just a bit older that are in the same situation. It just comes to show how flawed the laws are. NOBODY should be in prison for selling or smoking a plant that's healthier then the legal things that everyone does.

[aboynamedsir]

@irrelevance73 your friend sold it and is doing hard time, and yet the real criminal, the man who puts it all over the planet (God) is still at large! If they are going to bust your friend they need to bring God to justice!

Hahahahahaha

[delaney12]

@irrelevance73 this is so fucking true...watch the documentary called 'The Union' on google.video....so many ppl want this to stop but the govt is so fucked up....i love marijuana..cheers u guys

[laersylvet]

"whats goin on?"

[Hbh128]

I like the "high on life" part.

[ma894]

FREE THE WEED!! stop imprisoning people for enjoying this wonderful herb

[tomlambsays]

i love weed and weed loves me, and im a conservative

[creative36]

Ahhhh! Marijuana has finally broke into the mainstream.

[AmericanDrugWar]

YouTube: How Weed Won the West

[MidnightDC696969]

damn i need a smoke!!! my shitty irish townis dry man, even when its in i godda deal with shithead scumbags sellin 3g for 50euro waaaaw!!!!

let me grow mine own erb man

[MUNCHINMAN]

im hella feenin right now lol

[dschwabs]

marijuana logers are awesome

[Thrashaero]

lol. -loguers. i thought of loggers when you spell it like logers. that would be sweet. logging massive marijuana trees.

[cubbieskid89]

weed makes everything better. need i say more?

[tiffuhny]

i love weed. what are the guys names?

[PaulieD420]

its arj barker, doug benson and tony camin. I saw these guys when they toured nyc a few years ago. i was cryin laughin still the funniest comedy show ive ever seen..especially when i was high as a kite..

[peskin55]

arj barker was high on life, then i built up a tolerance

[shrinkwrap]

haha, i love the vagina monologues references.

[V1T3K]

YES!

[TheCannabisChannel]

prohibition of cannabis doesn't work. never has and never will

[boogerman93]

And the message is tonight, kids dont do drugs. +I+M+ +H+I+G+H+

[jlk2100]

this isn't that funny

[teasnax]

i don't know why the first vid of this that i had became "unviewable," but i'm glad that PHS brought it back! as great as this vid is, i challenge everyone to stop calling it "marijuana." read up the Anslinger/DuPont/Hearst/Mellon conspiracy. it's footnoted and findable in Jack Herer's The Emperor Wears No Clothes. "read it. learn it. LIVE it...!" it might sound like a petty concern, but it would equal empowerment and respect for our cause. it's time to turn back the evil propaganda!!!!

[sundowner108]

Right On, teasnax!

Been of the same mindset for quite a while, telling friends the same thing- that that "M" word is the one that those oppressor-powers-that-be as you mentioned above used to "demonize" the plant... Long Live the Cannabis-Ganja!

-= : D =-

[teasnax]

thanks loads, Sunny! it's nice to see great minds meeting [if i do say so for ourselves;^)]. i wrote a song about this, and as soon as i figure out how to record and broadcast myself on here i'll put it up [as well as the mastery to perform it live and musician{s} to complete the sound of it]. here's the first part of the chorus as a teaser: "oh he [Anslinger] contracted Mary and Jane-besmirched kaneh bosm's name-if the plant is what you're about-marijuana shouldn't come out your mouth...!"

[dannysr20]

i used to worry about my "marijuana guys" not coming through but now i get it from the dispensories =)

[bluegurl99]

so what i can smoke weed on the border by a cop....if he comes at me i can jump on over to the other side and there aint a damn thing he can do bout it but jump up click his heels together and cuss?? why the fuck is weed legal everywere but were i live??? FUCK . its bullshit!! so they have studies in calli saying its good for this and that but us ohions just arnt entitled to the same fucking treatment??? FUCK. we live in a piss poor thought out country!!! mabe i should get a spray tan...

[sr038]

actually, every time you cross a border (depending on how much you have and whether or not it's in separate bags) he would have to call the FBI but they could get you on trafficking and every state line you cross gives the FBI another opportunity to trump up the charges so that hiring a lawyer is almost impossible for you and you have to accept some sort of plea bargain...at the least you'd have to accept something on your record, go to some sort of state sponsored treatment program and court $

[CHIEFSHAMANMORRISON]

if your baked put a plus sign on this comment.

[wolf78000]

@CHIEFSHAMANMORRISON

I lost my marijuana guy!!! :(

[MFoxcat]

@wolf78000

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOST MY GUY TOO!!!!!!!!! hold me

[tumamaenpantys]

hahaha once ii started i couldn't stop laughting lol

once u get a marihuana smoker start talking they never shut up! lmao ...

[cbeckett22]

You obviously lost all ability to spell... laughting? It's laughing!! And you spell marijuana with a J not an H, dingleberry!

[teasnax]

dingleberry...???? are we in fucking middle school here!?X^D ....and if tuma "obviously lost all ability to spell," then her/is comment would've been absolutely intelligible, then, right?:^D please don't hate on stoners, k...? and you know what? most Europeans have spelled that made up word ["....wrong nomenclature; Cannabis, please."] with an "h" for decades, all right, you mark ass buster...!? if you can't throw any intelligence down, then please stay off youtube and be a jerk somewhere else.

[Gnarkat]

This is AWSOME!

[Smann54]

OR WORSE... smoked by the cops