Why men can pee standing up.

[jayniesgottagun]

Then Adam sayeth to Eve, "Bitch, make me a sammich"

[qetuo1000]

@jayniesgottagun XD so classic.

[jayniesgottagun]

The spelled it wrong.

It's a C U N T

[Am3ie2010]

That is JOKESSS !! pmfsl (Y) good video

[justanotherloser2301]

instead of brains,

the ability to acheive multiple orgasms.

[jazzdancer62]

hahaha that is so true!! Guys dont have brains!

[Babylulu189]

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lovepuppy8077]

not trying to be rude but i think it made no sense

[kzone92]

the other thing isntead of brains for this joke is multiple orgasms

[imconfusedplz12help]

@kzone92 you mean fake orgasms

[ExtremeFruit]

i think God was misquoted, he was supposed to say "a period". We get to pee standing up and women get cramps.

[EEEBRRJACCullen]

I love it it is so True thank you!! Women are smarter than Men! and it isnt that cool that me can pee standing up!

[shartdartfart]

troll

[Baekgaard1992]

yourmumgavemehead69 - you, sir, are an idiot.

[yourmumgavemehead69]

This can't be true :D We ALL know men are smarter than women, faster than women, better than women in EVERY possible way AND we can pee standing up :D It's okay that you were miss informed dstnwgntn while you were posting this video :D

[lolcatsrule45]

yeah jerk that vid is tooooooo true ur just mad cuz ur a guy well its time to live up to the facts its 100% t-r-u-e

[ItsaFakeMan]

Please don't compare Men with Woman.We men cant live without woman, and woman can't live without us men :]

[yourmumgavemehead69]

Men win at everything end of story ^_^

[crazypitlord]

Yep. Us Men are useless without women XD

[jclaxrox1344]

that is retarted

[yourmumgavemehead69]

So is the fact that you can't even spell retarded...

[gg246ify]

hahaha lmao

[adultswimsmyhomie]

bwahahahaahahahaha! i love you! thank you for posting this! :D

[crazzygirl100]

awsome

[tedburca]

your cool

[pandababy81409]

i love this video. its my favorite <3

[ToothDecay7758]

I don't think I need a video to tell me why I pee standing up

[cathyroy4]

eve sucks i want a penis

[cathyroy4]

wouldn`t that be weird if men had vaginas and ladies had penis

[H8lag]

it would suck :S

[ZeeThree33]

No, it wouldn't. Because that's how it would have aways been.

[Nekoyankees]

Men have brains but some men have there brains somewhere other then there head. And Adam kinda lost out because women can pee standing up without a penis.

[britoca]

bleeding once per month, cramps, PMS, menopause, extra weight on your chest...

Yep, I'll take the penis.

[pinchechava]

Amen.

[Brianyay]

this must had wrote by a woman. LOL

[bepbuff]

Pretty fuckin LAME!!

[SonofIndra]

I find it funny that the vast majority of great thinkers have been men, yet women supposedly are more intelligent

[imconfusedplz12help]

@SonofIndra i know you wrote this 2 years ago and probably got this reply millions of times but the old great minds were because women had different rights and not as much as education and sometimes still we aren't taken seriously

[bikose]

lool

[redmancheyenne]

Haaaa! Haaaaa!

[AtibaNY1997]

this is so sexist

[dstnwgntn]

im a guy and i made this

[beany4000999]

LOL... i bet a chick made this...

[steelers43x]

is this a boy cus i am a chick.and were do u live??

[dstnwgntn]

im a guy

[dstnwgntn]

im a guy lol

[ArcusJr]

Well, aperentally "not" since SHE bit the apple!

[EstevanBruins1]

thats funny, ppl are getting offended

[bunnyz324]

why do men pee standing up?

because they have penises

[DahKoDaeVonos]

hahaha im a guy but damn did i find that amusing

awesome video

[rvera88]

not funny

[superwitch3]

true, men worship what's in their pants while women have brains.

[katekate376]

NICE!!! woman do have more brains then men :)

[BettyCope]

Why would you have Fur Elise playing in the background? Maybe Stravinski would be more appropriate.

[pompeymadfan]

so if eve got given a brain,, then y was she the 1 hu ate the fruit frm the tree?

[Karkino]

females have brains but so to men

[AudibleGasp]

I know the slightly dirtier version of this joke... ^_^ funny video - five stars from me xx

[ghostfacee]

voted 1

females don't have brains.

[superwitch3]

Yeah, they do!!!It's men who don't have brains, even if I didn't see this vid, i'd know that!!

[wulfsragar]

without brains you wouldnt be alive in the first place, and that a no brainer duh!!!

[gingerpuppydog]

omg this song is fur elise i sould know that is my name lol elise but anyway nice vid