1st 東方M-1ぐらんぷり: Scarlet Tsukkomi featuring Cirno (subtitled)

[chinliangz]

YAY. awesome.

[chinliangz]

@chinliangz totally loving this.

[unicron245]

arg i wanna see this subbed yet my mobile device is a piece of shit i'll give ya "connection to video lost" i can watch every other vid on youtube except for this one arg i need to get a computer again

[omegablue22]

girls are so cute killing their guests :(.......download!

[leafyxcrowy4eva]

And here once again we have the clear difference between the Scarlet sisters.

"Hello!"

"CRANBERRY TRAP!"

[TheBled709]

LOVE CIRNOS FACE AT 1:06!!! OwO!!!

[Hestenfeiser]

6:58 Nice ad.

[YuTe3712]

I like Cirno's hair style!

[silent0breeze]

ROoOOOoflool!! XD

[claustheemohedgehog]

495 years later, a new episode will come called: Sakuya's secret O_o

[XxKeybladeMasterxX]

1:24 Shut the hell up, you...

[KitsuneShapeShifter]

So... What was the sentence?

[calvinruin]

All comments at 9 up or down!

Angeliclily 2nd comment is at 99 :D

[d0ntl00kb4ck]

@ChernovGitz I agree with that, as self-proclaimed Remilia's number 1 fan, this dosen't suit.

[ChernovGitz]

remilia´s voice doesnt suit at all lol

[Reno750]

Wow, how clever of Flan and Cirno to trick Remilia even at the very end. Lol, genius. I loved that Charisma Break.

[agentlolipop001]

Am I the only one who thinks Remilia's voice sounds odd..? o 3o

[o0Cheator0o]

Flan' would have used Laevateinn to melt Cirno. Starbow Break is just enough accuracy-less to..to..RIP REMILIA'S CLOTHES ?! o.o

[siverfanweedo]

oh flan is rude to cirno

cirno is a cute ice fairy

and flan is the scary vampir that gives me bad dreams

[UsagiToxic]

OMG, it's Saya on 0:09 !

[devilman0102]

@UsagiToxic she is yuka i guess but this draft is saya i know this drawing is like her

[chimoy1]

cirno cant count 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,­14,15,16 with out fail

[renjidude97]

( ⑨ )

[x2s7]

Oh Cirno you lovable idi⑨t.

[theRealPlaidRabbit]

Staaarrrrbooowwwww.....

[Bhikshu2]

"Are you a chicken?!"

Beautiful.

[l0v3m4ng4]

Flandre being a total Yakuza kinda fits since shes being mean to cirno hahaha

[Naglfar52]

"You'll marry an air"? How does that even make sense? Or translate from "kuuki yome"?

[vzx]

@Naglfar52 "Yome"(読め) can be an imperative form of read. It can also means bride (嫁). Basically that's a pun. The translation is based on what's written there, but without that, you'll interpret it as "read the air/atmosphere"

[Naglfar52]

@vzx Oh, I see. Despite the size I never noticed the written kanji. I still don't get the joke, unfortunately.

[AnimeKid121212]

I'm like Cirno and Remila. The boke and the tsukkomi.

[qwertykeyboardqwerty]

Cirno. VIoce. SOOOOOO. DAMN CUTE

[xparasite9]

Cirno, master of obfuscating stupidity.

[Archzenom]

@xparasite9 Yeah! Oh! Are you a TVTroper?

[jingjong12]

I'm a 11⑨,⑨⑨⑨th viewer

Eye am the str⑨ngest!

[AshxSnow]

love the top rating comments.

[AnimeGirl2120]

Eye am Flans new friend.

-⑨

[ThePandaCoco]

Cirno??? Tsukkomi?

Ok, we're screwed up.

[Shintear]

Exactly as Flanned.

[DancingDruidStudio]

I was laughing just like flandre was laughing at same part xD

Flandre is epic... But isnt he sopposed to have a mental age of 8 or so?

[mario647100]

Remilia and Flandre how cute.

[MetaPhoenix770]

@mario647100 well thats not exactly news :3

[3moYurichi6561]

the first person to piss Remilia Scarlet of...Introducing CIRNO!!!

[GaurdDuck]

Cirno was a tasty snack.

[SaffronAJK]

So it was all a ploy to get Remilia out of her dress? ...I approve.

[ExzcellionGamma]

Convictor Shikieiki Yamaxanadu says, "Cirno! Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka Baka!! She's not even worth sending to Hell..."

Oh really?? LOL.

[MegaPinkprincess101]

BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA

[takaragekumaku]

空気嫁(air wife)

空気読め(read the air)

[ehmz222]

my japanese arent exactly great, but at 6:27 i belive flandre says something like "Read the air or Read the mood" instead of marry an air.

[cycochaos2]

Are you a chicken?!

[lamyunholic]

NIWATORIKA

[todbot1]

Something's wrong with that!

*pause*

Something's wrong with that!

[EOCB]

anyone reminded of Rena from higurashi when Flandre grabbed her?

[theUTAUfan]

Cirno is a Type type type tsukkomi type

[GenesicShinZyraelKai]

Cirno is a genius indeed!!! XD

[SmNBahamut]

Yay for stripping Remilia~

[Archzenom]

LOLZ! ° Δ ° wa saikyou desu!

[Ingicrali]

I bet Cirno is super intelligent!

She is just playing stupid!

[Dewani90]

@Ingicrali well, who needs reputation when you are the best in what u do

[CrystalChristy7]

レミリア～

[DraggyTheDragon]

0:11 At first I thought that was Sanae. Upon closer inspection, however, brix were shat.

[wildhaunter]

"she's kyoumagumi! (a lunatic demon type)"-flandre

"she's oumagumi (a type of hemp)!"-cirno

....lol

[9CirnoTheStrongest9]

*Sob* Flandre is so mean and creepy. Eye will never play with her again. TT_TT

[superchiaki]

i <3 cirno

[Blazergod300]

Baka~! XD

[looserslam]

God I love Flandre.

[XxKeybladeMasterxX]

Are you a chicken!?

[Kuriinn]

Cirno actually made it to 50?! Wouldn't she only be able to make it to ⑨? XD

[jokechu]

CIRNO->CHARISMA BREAK!!!!!!!!!

[HappyGestapo]

what?

[msticstar123]

go go go flan go

[UTAU53Yui]

"Cranberry Trap!" sounds like Kasane Teto...

[halibonga]

you cant put cirno's awesomeness in words

[cereal300495]

@halibonga hence you put it into a single number.

[AkinaGod]

uh....

[BluSecDeputy]

What XDD

[kikousida]

Eye am a tettei-teki tuskkomi (° ∀ °)b

[jemylover11]

flandre reminds me of rena from higurashi^^ lol

[gothicanimeangel96]

@jemylover11 she kindof does in this vid XD but canon she is more like maria i think.

[jemylover11]

@gothicanimeangel96 i agree lol ^^ or like lucy from elfen lied^^

[gothicanimeangel96]

@jemylover11 yeah, exept thet she semms to like killing, and dont see anny reason to not kill people XD

[jemylover11]

@gothicanimeangel96 i agree 100%^^

[kensaya]

Wow... Poor Remi..

[VocaUtau]

"dry ahen"??

"dry opium"??????

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

Flandre loves to be secretly cruel to her sister....

[sonicboomclan]

@sUUpErC00W yes i am

[k45h8fjng329]

レミリアの言う通り！XD

[sonicboomclan]

i find all of them funny. but this one i just find annoying they keep repeating the same damn joke OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGIAN AND AGIAN!!!!!

[Angeliclily]

° Δ ° Eye am doing my best!

[Angeliclily]

XDD I was cracking up. Cirno is sooo funny.

[Fawriel]

So if I interpret this correctly, then Cirno and Flandre were planning to trick Remilia from the start and Cirno was playing dumb, yes?

... In fact, don't correct me if I'm wrong. I like my version. =P

[Zerojumpy]

This means... Cirno is a genious in reality?!

Oi!

[tranfix]

"aho ga kita" " the idiot has arrived"

epic cirno

[Loliloper]

I lol'd soo hard at this

[Videogamefreak16]

who ever subbed this fails......

[CrystalClearRamen]

6:37 Kyah! what an adorable sound she did ;D

[calvinkim31]

Are you a chicken?!

Cirno is just too cute in this :3

[LeafMaryPikachu]

Tenke-teki-teki (Type type type)

Oumagumi (Hemp)

LOL

[Devilot109]

Uhm... Having Cirno refer to herself as "Eye" is an imperfect translation of Cirno's habit of referring to herself as "atai." She uses the more standard "atashi" and "watashi" in this, so it should be "I", not "eye."

[YUICHI0947]

I agree.(Actually I've never noticed it still now)

[dgreater1]

Oh, I forgot, I should probably note this one.

"Atai" is an old form of addressing oneself, specially used by Geisha in old times. I read somewhere that as of now, most hookers use that to address themselves.

I suddenly remember Fuuko saying it "Atai wa juubun onna desu..." = "I'm woman enough..."

Now I understand why they implied that the connotation to that was kind of perverted.

[ExzcellionGamma]

@dgreater1 Oh really?? Was that perverted...? Oh.

And Cirno's not the only one huh... Fuuko too uses that word.

[Aberrant17]

Think of it as fan service. ^_^

[cuddlez54]

@Devilot109

"Eye" is a meme sort of, because Cirno is stupid, so people usually misspell words when depicting her talking.

[HongOkera]

沙耶の唄！？

[Clone394]

i actually thought flandre was going to ddestroy the strongest

[Kuwaga1]

Flan-chan is awesome

[OdaGenjuro]

omg im like dying from laughter watching this. (im a person who easily laughs to these kind of things)

[TomomiChan1]

xD "ze" xDD

[TheVideoHorse]

The answer is: (9)!!

[TheVideoHorse]

What is 1+1?

[GoGoPorygon]

° Ａ°

[mew432]

Am I the only one who noticed Cirno doesn't have her wings ⑨0% of the video?

[MasakanSolaris]

what wait(scrolls through vid right quick)

HEY YOUR RIGHT! where the hell are her wings?

man how did i miss that?

[Naturegirl12345678]

Remilia: I told you not to kill our guests!

Flan: But it's fun!

That made me laugh! Especially since I dressed up like Flan for Halloween!

[DraggyTheDragon]

CIrno is the strongest. Just not very strong at being a tsukkomi.

[shunkwugga]

She's the strongest boke.

[SNoRRo]

Hooray :D

Though the voice for remilia here doesn't really suit her, I think it would suit a character like Ran more..

Should have asked the voice actress from that innocent key vid with sakuya's pads :P

[G0d0fD35truct10n]

Remilia-sama  ...

[KazeChu]

LOL~

[rccompton]

lol'ed at the saya no uta pop up

[xScarletFire9x]

This is my favorite out of all the Touhou Manzai I've watched ^-^ it consist of my two favorite characters, Cirno and Flan.

[DarkAdonisVyers]

@0:09: Is that Saya from Saya no Uta?

[Angeliclily]

XD Rofl I didn't notice that! I love Saya <3

[DarkAdonisVyers]

Me, too.

[Angeliclily]

XDD Cirno's too cute!

[CirnoStrngstNGensoky]

yay my bday ^^ ⑨

[ScottZirpolo]

Dood! You win!

[zeldazackman]

???

[ClRNO]

eye think you should stop!!

[hachnslay]

happy cirno day everyone!

[PlayingWithMahWii]

Happy ⑨/⑨/0⑨!

[MisatoRose]

I per pose I toast to Cirno, the Strongest.

TO CIRNO!! X3

[droolblanket]

Cirno day today!!!! All hail the Ice Fairy!!!

⑨ /⑨ /0⑨

[ClRNO]

subscribe to ClRNO to get her subscribe thingii to be 999 for Cirno Day!! spread the ⑨ for cirno day!! or Cirno will have to mess up your frogs!!

[BladeTheFirst]

but i don't have any frogs ._.

[Jolly2Lolly]

donai yanen donai yanen... lol and

are you a chicken? XD

[DarkCrystal828]

lol 4:31

Remila:"Somethings wrong with that!"

Cirno:"Are you a chicken?"

Flan and Remilia:"What do you mean by that?!"

[kagemarunl]

Errr...slight translation error: when Remilia and Flandre said "Kuuki yome yo!" at 6:27, I do believe they actually meant "Read the atmosphere!". ^^;

[theshippfan22]

Flandre is right killing the guests is fun XD

[CirnoStrngstNGensoky]

I will endorse this with my stamp of approval ⑨

[o0GabrielCeleste0o]

○∀○

[xcrono1321]

IM DONE!

[KyosukeYagamii]

Gotta love their faces and Cirno's line :" Urusai, omae" <3 at 1:24

I just love that voice when Cirno says that

[MmSTM]

Are you a chicken?

[Pretztailfan95]

Cirno!! :D I didn't get it though...Flandre was mad at Cirno eventually, right? Then why was she happy at the end when she hit Remilia? O_o

[NightWisher]

appears that its one long builtup to catch Remilia unaware ... even though Cirno might not be aware of it, Flandre have had it all planed out and aren't at any point really mad at her

[TaimiHime]

I love that sound Remi makes when Cirno comes in. So cute~. <3

[Akamisago]

Remilia: Stop killing our guests!

Flandre: But it's fun.

Flan at her finest!

[arcticMUD]

Cirno is a perfect type...

[DrMuganda]

Cirno is the strongest!

[JELLJELL1111]

Yay for Cirn⑨

[Jollepoker]

⑨'s "eh" is so cute XD

[xxYakumoYukarixx]

Well, this certainly proves Flandre's unstable personality.

But I suppose anyone would go mad around the ⑨

[dstrbd123]

Ha, couldn't help but laugh when Cirno of all people called Remilia a baka.

[PuyoPuyoFever]

poor Cirno, she's trying her best

[onimateria]

Actually its Cirno and Flandre that fooled Remilia the whole time.

You can tell cause Remi had no clue what was going on until she got hit by Flan's attack.

[gansetsukon]

⑨

[kuratajutsu]

are there more like this?

[TrombeX2]

Indeed there are!

Just look in the related vids window, you'll find as many vids like this as there are Touhou characters!

[kuratajutsu]

that was actually really funny

[onimateria]

9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9,9!

[coldheart567]

maybe the word idiot fits u  Cirno lol

[ReiKusanagi]

I'd say the real brilliance is Cirno (the ultimate boke) trying to be a tsukkomi....

[Qpaxchan]

"Her hobby is freezing frogs and watching them revive as they thaw, but she tends to shatter them instead by accident."

That's our hilarious Cirno lol XD