Ask A Ninja - Question 35 "Ninja Poetry"

[ChoLoiat]

Sleeping target.

I killed him.

He is dead

[DaJayman654]

The Ask a Ninja ninja sounds like a real lady killer, lol.

[yooooooooliz]

Damn, so sexy.....my fetish lmao sexy voice!!!! ;D

[chadyeo2]

yooo u got to luv this guy hes made funny theres no one on youtube tht can act like him lmfaoo

[modelgram241]

awesoms

[XFanmarX]

All these guys just rhyming in the comments is kinda pathetic, especially with such great poems about swords in buckets.

Keep the Ninja Poetry to the ninjas, fags! :D

[frosheet]

I have to say that for my speech class we had to do a poetic speech and I chose Ninjas. Well I may have gotten 90% of my content from this video and I got an A+ for creativity. THANK YOU NINJA.

[benaji261]

Roses are red.

So is your blood.

You're dead.

[benaji261]

He's right. Sean Penn.

[PirotessRoLW]

"Face,bloody Face" lol

[odelhoward]

red-su!



[CharniaLima]

"now i have no nose. face, bloody face"

i like acrostic too lol especially 'o' and 'w'

[aubreevevo]

@KCDcish * clap clap* （o.o;)

[JuggaloHatchet706]

I'm a ninja. You are not.

Guess what. fire is hot.

.....

your burning now.

[KCDCish]

Twas the night before christmas and throughout the whole stead

Not a creature was stirring because they were all dead

With no depth perception I turnd eady to run

But suddenly kicks came out like a machine gun

He was dressed in all black from his toes to his head

But his clothes were all drenched with the bloodest red

He sprained from his sleigh and vanished into the black

Or I thought until he stabbed me in the back

[TheBlackLotus18]

its kinda creep how he said the questioners name at the beginning.....

[TheBlackLotus18]

omg G? u cant see me ME? behind a rock or under a tree TREE? omg G u cant see me cuz im a NINJA NIN NINJA NINJA NIN NINJA

[7megacowgirl]

@TheBlackLotus18 thats from nigahiga i love that vid! :)

[TheBlackLotus18]

@7megacowgirl its so freakin' perfect for this!!!

[sirbee]

99 people are cups of dirt

[BassaiDai123]

99 people are fans of Sean Penn

[tbonejmac09]

"There once was a ninja from Nantucket,

who kept all his swords in a bucket

he started to spin and exclaimed with a grin when I let this thing go you best duck it!" LMAO

[RadiationSoap]

IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE!?

[BassTKD826]

2:03 to 2:12

XD

^O^ { :) ]

^^ { WTF?!?!]

[Timhaight2]

Thumbs up for all the Shit poetry in this comment board

coza asy

[iso102alex]

Waking swiftly throe the night never seen in the day light

A shadow that is nether seen until that swored cutes throe your spleen

Before the pain reaches your head you turn around and now you’re dead

[catmayan11]

I was stupid to write this poem down

When i saw a ninja i came to a frown

I typed fast.It loaded "Why oh why!"

too late i got stabbed with a kunai.

[ravenhood11]

there once was a ninja named dill

his dream was to make a great mill

twas not to grind grain

but grind all the brain

of the people he was about to kill.

[miniman649]

Ninja's always kills, but never dies.

They watch over you, unknown like flies!

[dragonkeep3dragon]

the light of day casts a shadow, my blade of choice is a blade of sorrow,

i am a farmer i choose to be, its my disguise you'll never see. im humble in day but deadly at night, they picked on me and it was'nt right. now they'll see the warlords gone just because of the farmers scorn. this guy should stop, he's playing dress up, watch out for the farmer he'll chop your head off.

[nydaimyo]

Doesn't he look like an Ocelot soldier from Metal Gear 3 with that beret on?

[WoblivionW]

Co za Asy...

Means (Coz I'm Polish my self)

What an Ass...

[WoblivionW]

Co za Asy...

[mattcollinsofficial]

donny was a ninja

who really shuld have ducked

so when he never saw the clothsline whire

you know that he was...........................­.....

in trobule ,,,,,,,,,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA­HHAH

[mihiribrayan]

Asian women on the street  lushfmlk.info

[cartooncrewman]

you died before this poem could start,

cuz my lyrical blade stabbed you right through the heart.

[GOBRAGH2]

Ask a ninja DVD. I laughed so hard I had to pee.

[Krii4864]

You taste something? It's probobly blood.

You feel something? Not a gunshot, we're ninjas bud.

You smell something? Maybe it's YOU.

You hear something? It's all in your head.

You see something? Unless you're dead.

Is there anything left? All but your existance.

[AngelofStuff]

i see nothing i see black i see you dead holy shi-&%#$ blegh.........NINJA!

poems don't have to rhyme and many famous ones are as "deep" *coughstupidcouch* as this one lol

[TheMinionOverlord]

I cross in the pearly shadow

I slice in the wispy darkness

I defeated you in the light-less night.

[MrBauchnabbel]

2:16

blackblackblack

blackblackblack

blackblack

blackblackblack

black

...

dead

[zer1337]

I saw a black ops one *clears troat put on glasses and pull up a pice of paper*

"Sticks and stones may brake your bones but tomohawks piss me off!"

[jakeE3199]

french ninja

lol

[SSJinchuuriki]

in my eyes, see your fear, while you lose everything dear.

[hudna1]

Good! Hand up! Up! Up!

[CareBearii]

Thumbs up if you less than three Big Bang Theory!!!!!!!!!!!

[puertorican12344]

wat?

[ShuffleNoobJoshua]

@CareBearii lol nobody.

[blackcat333ful]

Ninnjas dont talk so much.

[LouisLambert]

@blackcat333ful LOL that's part of the joke

[blackcat333ful]

@LouisLambert Ok lol

[CJB08291990]

Whats a ninja?

[dethklok6511]

Ninjas are so fast,

That when they move they aren't seen,

Then they slice your neck.

[coronacobra]

face bloody face....

[thatunknownfreak]

Your blood is running through my veins The same blood that my carpet stains. My sword has swung right through your head and your heart to know you're dead. But then you came back to life So I stabbed you with a knife. Now I know you have died Because you can only die two times. And I also know you've died because of the way you cried Music to my ears. You may have thought that we were friends but ninjas always win in the end.

[Oxiigen223]

@thatunknownfreak You suck so hard. The same blood that your carpet stains? As in, your carpet stains the blood, and not the other way around?

[dcwdarklander66]

wow... over a year and people are still responding to this...

[urmomisamonkey123]

Ring around the old man

Picket full of shurikens

Take one out

throw it about

Dashed this Fastest

you've been NINJA-ED!!

HITA!!!

[CloudRiot]

Ninjas are drunk

Ninjas are wack

Joyey wheelers behind you

how ya like that

[RaptorsXCman]

Who struck first the ninjas or the pirates? And why haven't you been able to kill all of the pirates?

[bokim09]

A ninja with a wealth of stealh snuck up on ya, then he stuck ya, then he skinned ya, dirty rotten ninja.

[d40commando]

Blood on thy sword

from fighting the horde

The most darkest of night

makes one take flight

Having seen no hope

will not make thee mope

For I am ninja

[ColdBeets]

Roses are red, violets are blue, ninjas violently smite people, and I like to watch these videos.

[kittenkannon9089]

I thought the black black black black black one was about niggers stealing my bike, me putting up a fight then dying.

[TJTerry101]

Sean Penn... HE acts against mankind.

"IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERRRR?"

xD

[Littlemoon23]

if ninja's only wear black, why are you wearing a red hat? 0.o

[TheBoris101]

dude they spelt murderous wrong

[Sardrellas2]

Cup of dirt? Squid wolf? Arctic cobra? xD

[mmoneyprint]

dont watch your back

you sorry little runt

dont watch your back

because the ninjas in front

[MegaDavetastic]

Didn't anybody notice the person who asked the question at the beginning was named Dylan. But at the end it was Brian? Nobody noticed??

[bazooka9119]

@MegaDavetastic yea lol

[stspeight]

A ninja is black.

Your blood is red.

You hear a loud crack.

Too bad you're dead.

[Bikutolu]

There once where a pirate named Redeye,

Who thought killing a ninja was as easy as pie.

They could battle all day, and battle all night,

But a ninja cut off his head before the fight!

[tracedepass]

my poem is: brown brown brown brown brown brown brown BROWN brown? chicken

[psyke51]

swords are metallic

your blood is red

i went to cut off an arm

and instead cut off your head

[sebicoolio]

Ask a ninja# Are you mexican or ninjakin ?

[sebicoolio]

Are you mexican ninjakin

[LazyEyeProductions64]

This Poem looks forward to killing you soon

[vashfan19]

Now I have to go into my attic and bring out my vorpal sword....

[funetiks]

Ninjas are... you are dead.

[BlckHrt141]

Ninja seeing that you read

blood is flowing from your head

ninja is now in the black

only cause you won't come back

[KittenKagome01]

lol i love the alice in wonderland at the end XD

[japaniseanimialover1]

Ninja run in the darkness of night

Invisible to unaided sight

Never is thier presence reveled

Jemadars, thier always defeated

Ahh how fruitless are the jamadars trys

note jamadar means an Indian police or costumes officer

[TheFireInside9]

SQUIDWOLF?

[Bomberboy821]

Ninjas wear black, your blood is red, piss one off and it's off with your head

[miles305678]

Never casting a shadow, never making a sound.

You can never see them, though they are all around.

You can always try hiding, but you have already been found.

And even if you run, you'll end up dead on the ground! :D

[max7209]

@miles305678 that was great dude



[Ayame837]

go big bang theory :D

[emrobison2]

SLICE!

that is my poem

[CGuffin08]

Roses are red

Ninjas a--

..dead

[TheVivvav]

Begin Ninja Poem

End Ninja Poem

[Daniel4is3sexy7]

lol notice that he said Dylan at the beginning of the video and Dylan at the end lol

^-^

[jackhack260]

I am dreaming of myself frolicking in a field of black flowers. When I reached it, grabbed it, picked it, but when I smelled it, I could only smell blood. Before I knew it, those black flowers cut through my body, then my arteries, then my veins, and then my heart. I was dead. Eyes open and a ninja stabs me in the heart. That's what it's like to be killed twice

[Landmarkmoon]

This poem

is dead

[Bozzytotem]

i kill you,

you hate me

now i've killed your family

when they came in through the door

[Scourgeoftheearth]

Silent as death

i rise from the shadows

take deap breathe

and finnish the battle

drenched in blood

my blade youre life taking

this the end

youll not see dawn breaking

[99deadliestwarrior]

ninjato is black

blood is red

how i know?

you are dead

you died from my blade

and you're dead again

how i know?

ninja killed you

[Bikutolu]

"Is that my daughter in there?

Is that my daoughter in there?

Is tath ry ryther ry rther?" XD cracks me up every time!

[FoalanAzrael]

Roses are red, ninjas are black, you are dead now, stabbed in the back...>.>

[countessbreeze]

See, I was pirates

when someone asked pirates vs ninjas

but now I am SO NINJA

[iamchrisnagle]

There once was a ninja who tried to killed

The old lady who worked at the saw mill

He gave her a death stare, but couldn't couldnt finish her there

As the smell from her depends filled the air

[animecrazy27]

that was to funny

[HicusaHyuga]

I Love the Ninja From Nantucket!!!!

[Mesina2]

Black, black, black, black, black, Chuck Norris, dead ninja.

[ftbthoj]

you fail

[Mesina2]

I was joking dude.

I love ninjas but Norris is better then them. :-P

[1supersonicfan]

Uh, Chuck Norris is a ninja.

[Mesina2]

If hewas a ninja we would never see him. :-D

[Edge0fPain]

I suppose he has speciall permission from the rest of the ninjas to become visible just for is hilarious vids =)

[Mesina2]

True.

[geometrololi]

with the beret on you look like the leader of s.w.a.t

[SupremeLordReptyle]

that univers poetry was beautiful

[ahdrian]

black black, black black black, black, black black...dead....hum??

[QuikShotJigen]

Is that my daughter in there?!

[Scott52901]

coy as the koi fish travels upstream/ I blend into the wilderness, my senses are keen/ The vibrant smell of the cherry blossom ligers in the wind/ traces of my existence I quickly rescind/ the life of a ninja is indolent.

[Scott52901]

I usually don't like these but this hilarious!

[BlitzAce92]

wathump!!

rofl haha

[00ErgoProxy00]

Ninjas skulk in the dark

Seeking out your heart

"HIH YA!" and you're dead

Once again flowing red.

:D

[BlckHrt141]

Ninja fun

Ninja run

Ninja see

Ninja be

Ninja read

You are dead.

[ateat2]

Ninja

Black

Death

Doritos

Ninja.

[SilenceArticulated]

you're the ture ninja? what?? get assasinated.

[firearmssarge]

I'm the ture ninja

[Darkwolf41]

Super

Uber

Prefect

Enemy

Reaper

Ninja

Is

Ninja

Just like

Apple is apple

[krunkzyz]

black black black black black black black black black black black black black black,

blue eyes

[baggeroftea]

roses are red so is your blood chainsawed to death

sitting in your tub

[Xsv64]

lol

[Bluerosefma]

You see that Brain?

You see that Heart?

Because it's yours. Your not that Smart.

[kalninja]

my sword is black your blood is red how do i know? because you're dead. my sword is black as it was then you rise from the grave i kill you again my sword is black proven to be true your family is vengeful i kill them too

[Skymoonstar]

@kalninja Wow very lovely poem you made there. You are truly a Ninja

[kalninja]

@Skymoonstar spanks =]

[Ukraineianduck]

@kalninja Dang man. That is deep. Almost as deep as that sword I stabbed through your friends stomach for not being as creative, HIYAAH!

[theiastcowboy]

we call the limb-rips!! LOL

[mamalamabean]

Lmao 3:09

[SanguisDiabolus]

And afterwards, the audience WAS screaming....

...for their lives.

lol

[rikimaru700]

Flower pretty flower and Black was very funny

[Alvaris]

Blackblackblack

blackblackblack,

blackblack,

BLACKBLACKBLACK.

black.

dead

[mortenlu]

Black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, black, DEAD!

[notthediscobandabba]

"kinda like 8 mile, but with poetry!"

[fantaboyvideo]

Ninjas are black

Roses are red

There's a ninja behind you

And now you are dead

[pyramidheadrocks]

the best

[lightquake]

LOL

[Iamjustherek]

That one spoke right to my heart! *sniff*

[happychipper134]

MANNNNNN i should'a saw this video when i was in 5th grade we had to do limericks acrostics and every thing!!!

[ssbmaster3]

there once was a man who killed.

at this he was very skilled.

he saw an old lady,

and slashed her mercades.

Now the old lady's no more. lol

[programaster]

lolz, big bang is a good show, heres a rlly dangerous ninja poem

"Chuck Norris"

[ShockOkami]

im so using some of these for my poetry project XD

[WiShOfPain]

Silent

Hanging

Asp

Dropping

Ouch!

Wathump

[InShatteredMolds]

best ask a ninja video, hands down.

[Ebuverthebicepcurler]

why thank you....

[shersondf]

Roses are red

Ninja's are black

your Dead........

[caboverdeking]

rofl

[Rachetmasta09]

This whole series is too damn funny. XD

[AkiYuri]

The bit with the Jabberwocky was amazing! Makes me want to have your Ninja Babies! XDDD

[MehsterChief]

I am a murderous man,

so why not go hide in your van?

if you see my sword,

and I heard your roar,

I think shit will hit the fan.

lolz.

[Portabledude1995]

Flash o' Black. death?!?!?!...Yes death

[nfarnham2008]

I wake with my sword,

I wish to kill more,

I am a sneaky being of disguise...

Faith no more,

Silence, or blood will poor,

For I am a ninja, and I will take your life...

Meh it was okies I guess..

[lambchopmedia]

oh cucumber...

can i have your phone number!

This is a rhyme...

it aint worth a dime...

Ninja!

[xelg0n]

lol michael jackson thriller dance

[lucyxiong]

hahahha

"black black black black black black black black black black black black black Dead.."

[MehsterChief]

shel silversword!!! hahahahaha

[cripin2021]

Blood is red,

arteries are blue,

all your friends are dead,

and soon you will be too.

[ritrgold]

ahahahahahaha pro lol

[muffinwomanxo]

jabrawwakee?:))

[MaestroANC]

It's a beret soaked in blood..XD...Ninja's can't keep blood off everything..lol

[summergiles]

I love U!

[fleshman2450]

NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.. a RED berrai, thats un ninja