Woody's got wood

[otaddiction]

Toy Story and Ocarina of Time, 2 childhood icons of mine forever ruined... D:

[richa16x]

uh uh uh uh uh uh EAR RAPEEEE!

[twocows360]

Jesus Christ...

[arti31415]

SOMEBODY'S POISONED THE WATERHOLE

[DrHeinzy]

And here I thought /tg/ was all about class.

[Megas12TV]

LOL

[NekoSugarGurlKawaii]

OH WOODY-CHAN~!

[TheDJilly]

Childhood=dead

[sweetsugarcoma]

what...the....fuck...?

[DrDiborane]

i will never not find this funny

[BritishUbnub]

EAT MY BRITISH WEE WEE

[ds16653]

Why boner!?!

[MirageDragon1600]

ANDY SEMPAI

[Xelig00n]

"his juicy kawaii cock"

[Spartan1430]

Step One : Click CC -> Transcribe Audio

Step Two : Go to 0:00

Step Three: Laugh.

[TheloniousSlamDunk]

there isn't anything i wouldn't do for you

[Superhrnet01]

I call it, the Aristocrats!

[ResurrectionJoe]

"Then they started to mastuuuuurbate"

[ShannaPondanna]

Youve got a friend in me

Youve got a friend in my ass

[TheYellowStarr]

Every time I go to Lon Lon ranch.... 

[Slappysfan]

I think this was the originally planned ending for Toy Story 3.

[Svartalfgeist]

This is fun!

[hapyjoy82]

Looks like Andy's got a...Friend in him.

[DaltonMan321]

@hapyjoy82 you son of a bitch hahaha

[BrandenSuperstar]

@hapyjoy82 YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­

[pman123]

god damn ur such a hat mama i wanna fuck ur ass until u start to orgasm blood thru ur bloody bolster pucker hole. im gonna nail ur testicles to a grayhound bus and watch as u get dragged off into the sunset until u fade away

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE AWAY!!

[dragondeo123]

ZELDA HAS BEEN RUINED FOR ME

[DaltonMan321]

@dragondeo123 ONE DAY WHILE ZELDA WAS MASTURBATING LINK GOT A BIGGORON'S SWORD

[tyranttrex]

oh, /y/.

[xLuckyStar94]

CHERRY IS MY FAVOURITE

[xhappyhappy]

LMAO. Ohh I love /y/ x].

[Lizzzeg]

/y/ is the best place ever

[OceanicCamels]

THIS is why I subscribed to you, now I remember

[jadorefrank]

I'm going to kill myself because of this.

[SullySadface]

ANDY SENPAII~~~~~

[TehMoMoman]

It's almost as bad as the time I found a copy of it in Space Station 13.

[SinarioShicaro]

Why is the Lon Lon Ranch music playing in the background?

[catIover69]

@SinarioShicaro Same question here ;_;

[MeepIsAFurry]

...

[Starfoxteam1]

God damn it I need a micspammable version for TF2

[KevinLuhrs]

/b/

[MikeThaHeroProd]

/b/itch

[ChowderHead198]

Butt fun?

[Heithlar]

Woody-chan?

AHAHAH OH WOW

[CarolusMagnus2501]

I can fap to this!

[musiko90]

MY OCD SAYS: FUCK YOU

[OMGWTFcakes]

OMFG.. LOL



[singinglawnchair]

Toy Story 4: Woody's Got Wood

[StepmaniaPwnerer]

i Love this!

[kendellh725]

that............was...........­.horrible



[GreenTeaLSD]

ohh mahi goodness woody chan your churning my insides up so well... your nose is stimulating my prostate! DEAR GOD! who the fuck wrote this shit?!?! :D :D XD LOL LOL LOL

[opplerdop]

this guy is such a /b/tard

[frostyham]

@opplerdop

dohohohohoho, no.

[twoshedz08]

You are a sad strange little man.. and you have my pity.

[richa16x]

WTF

why is EPONA'S SONG on the background????? O___O

[zachinator1]

YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAYTHING!

[HeyItsTheBRD]

this is golden!

[1ndev]

I find this video hard to masturbate to...

[MitchZer0II]

So, I stumbled apon this lost city of mudkips in a cave, and I became so aroused I took 1 stroke, 1 stroke turned into 2 strokes, and the mudkips became so aroused that they all got wet and slippery, then they went into my ass, all of them one by one. In no time, all my limbs were engulfed, and in another second all my hands, feet, and even head were engulfed at my swelling body full of mudkips, until there were no more, meaning they all live inside me for now on

[idfaptothat]

@MitchZer0II <3

[MNICY]

cherry is my favorite

[DivineIQ]

>tard started to masturbate

[gangsterking2008]

this is sum messed up gay shit

[SilentscufflE]

@gangsterking2008 lol your name is gangsterking2008

[gangsterking2008]

@SilentscufflE lol i know its terrible but i wanted something retarded to remember for my account

[ZantherTsuki]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHH

[Irishlad224]

died of an ass hemorrhage on his anus. . . new phrase for next week

[Kyo12h]

WHY HARVEST MOON SONG ARRRGGHHH

[adsim92]

@Kyo12h

Its actually the Lon Lon ranch theme from Ocarina of time.

THE MORE YOU KNOW~~

[SeagullsArchive]

I want to stuff you in my kawaii ass

[TheGirlsLockerRoom]

my childhood is fucked up now!!!! D:<

[gamer4567]

That's beyond epic

[mightyshockwave]

Somehow Lon Lon Ranch music just completes the whole video.

[boethiah12]

what the fuck did i just hear?

[divinewaltz]

watch?v=Zcpae5J3x-w

[Diabetictootsieroll]

I want to stuff you up in my Kawaii ass!

[Lovestospugeify]

Is it bad if i luled my ass off?

[andc95]

Wtfamireading.jpeg

[Rocketcrab32]

>Oh my goodness Woody-chan you are churning my insides up so well.

*venom emerging from tennis ball.jpg*

[Writtenjustice]

I actually don't know what to say

I usually have a clever quip or remark to make at a time like this, but I feel completely helpless now

[kiwixsorbet]

o-oh ok

[mrmctommy]

Sperm. Sperm everyhwere.

[Apocol0id]

My brain will never be the same, but the two most-thumbed-up comments made me laugh so hard out loud, I had to cover my mouth so I wouldn't annoy my neighbors.

[Randomness465]

imokwiththis.jpg

[BlueBlackInside]

OH WOODY CHAN

[westsidepride69]

Im not even mad.

Just disappointed.

[TheSagbag]

This hole! It was made for me!

[WHATISUTUBE]

Oh God. When most people say 'LOL' what they really mean is 'I chuckled inside my mind and found that humorous'. Well, this actually DID make me LOL. Congratulations.

[xxTheGhilliedGhostxx]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?!?!?!?! a friend told me this was a parody of toy story.. not THIS SHIT!!

[KickAss667]

I WANT TO MAKE A MICHEAL BAY MOVIE OFF THIS!

[kiwiboy55]

YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!

[MechFish]

Thank you

[MrBlindcat1]

Hehe the snake thing makes sense now

[Basketno707]

Fuck you I spilled my coffee

[blake5200]

What the hell is kowarie?

[Yubera2K10]

@blake5200 Kawaii, it's Japanese for cute.

[teejayandjon]

OH GOD

NOT EPONAS THEME

[dehdehsac323]

bahah whats with eponas song in the background

[zolo009]

and to think he wasnt coned to reading this XD

[mickel1470]

Andy Sempai, be alive with me tonight

[nauseaalert]

OH GOD WHY?

[kyuubified]

GLORIOUS. JUST GLORIOUS.

[MetalGearNach0s]

Oh my godddd :U

[attackthem5]

YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY

[SmashMaster34]

<3 for using Zelda Song

[zzygoat]

I knew it was wilson

[NBBnDISNEYnWMGSUCK]

Well I just got 2 of my childhood icons ruined by this

Toy Story and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time :(

[darthdarkoownz]

The voice.

It's just amazing.

[hapyjoy82]

Now I know what the song: You've gotta a Friend in Me means.

[lynxdove]

FFFFFFFUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK­ YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU­UUU

[supercola3405]

O_0 OMG I think anouther childhood icon of mine has been.........noooo....... ;_;

[frostyham]

@supercola3405

You've been dead for years, Jeffery.

[jg20101994]

This is just nasty

[omg937]

dude....why?

[mrcow94]

lon lon ranch fits the mood perfectly...the disturbing mood

[Charcharblaze]

Romani Ranch music in the background.

TROLOLOLOLOLOL

[Assinibionz]

This is genius

[Pcfan11]

KAWAII ASS

[butchflowers]

You're my favorite deputy.

[40PoundBaby]

I wan't to die.

Ocarina of Time is now ruined.

[Faradin2772]

Dude, Lon Lon Ranch.

WHY.

[jacoe99]

fuuuuuuu

[shinesinpines]

@jacoe99 u mad

[MajoraProject]

theres a snake in his boot...

[AgentAragorn]

*Goes into a SteveO Puking Frenzy*

[FrozenBlaze]

So this is what happened during those years from Toy Story 2 to Toy Stroy 3, I guess...

[JamesThePhox]

A WoodyxAndy slash fanfic spoken with Epona's song in the background.

Two birds with one stone.

[TheLetsRead]

The best thing.

[MitchZer0II]

I CAN FAP TO THIS!

[Snoofalah]

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BUTT.

[MrGgravity]

You managed to kill my child hood in 1:37 seconds... I congratulate you sir...

[Cooltuber453]

I don't know why, but the image makes this 3 times funnier.

[SylvieNe]

sdfsghdjlskbhdfkl;

[dannyland1]

totally just fucked my outlook of toy story D:

[pibbification]

best video on youtube

[L33tub3rpwn3r]

Thanks op i cum on cat she hiss at penis.

[TheSquidLauncher]

@hapyjoy82

YEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHH.

[TheUnitedBoners]

O_O.....

err..

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF­FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ANTIANTHROPOCENTRISM]

oh god

oh god

amazing and terrible

<3

[ClaustrophobicVamp]

lolwat xD

[DylanPG13]

The song I got a friend in me Now has a new meaning

[hix0n2000]

Who the fuck could write this? D8

[DylanPG13]

It is so funny i can not stop hearing it

[UltimaLinkStephen]

I'm going to go kill myself now.

[frostyham]

@UltimaLinkStephen

Not if I do it first

[Prnnce]

I will never be able to play oot again.

[poopr1221]

This. Amazing.

[ApocalypticLarry50]

this is WRONG. thank you for ruining my childhood memories of toy story

[pibbification]

BEST STORY EVER

[TheChickenspoon]

Please tell me this is just bad fanfiction.... and not illustrated.

also THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOTS.

[MrPwnflakes]

you're my favorite deputy!

[MacoSensei]

childhood = raped

[Serbo4Life]

cool stary bra

[vitralizer]

I have a fetish, where I wish to to restrain a trap/trannie and carve vaginas from their male urethra, just split the penis vertically, and insert my hard-as-diamonds shaft into the bloody hole, and keep pounding away at his prostate until his bladder fills with my semen. After that, it's time to gradually stretch out the hole, while tugging at his cute little balls, gradually going from two fingers, to my whole fist. After which, I would insert my head inside his bladder, and drown in his urine

[frostyham]

@vitralizer

I feel like reading that and recording it even though I said I'd never do this againnnfffffffffffffffffffffnj­hd

[vitralizer]

@frostyham

I PM'd you the unabridged version

[jymkata]

@vitralizer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[jokrluvr77]

@vitralizer thats hot.

[vampirepichu4]

oh gog

[TheBonerBros]

....

Oh.. my.. god..

[Starfoxteam1]

what the fuck is this and why is it so funny

[anonymousppl]

Why is the theme for Lon Lon ranch from OoT playing in the background

[Cooltuber453]

Yep, there goes my childhood.

[hapyjoy82]

Looks like Andy's got a.... friend in him.

[VinnyVanYiffy]

@hapyjoy82 YEAAAAAAAAAH DAAAAAAAAAAAAH DAH DAH

[GWIvid]

@hapyjoy82  Hahahaha

[WarbossGorgutz]

@hapyjoy82

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AHHHHH!

[smursncody]

@hapyjoy82 YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH

[XcheekyXcherryX]

Arange a meet up with woody "I've got power ball hands woody". Showed this to college mates they all loved it xD

[rubixsduck]

woody is awesome love woody wow

[Kappncrunch]

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuck?! ._.

[colonelmcdoogle]

This. Is. A masterpiece.

[Elliottslingsby]

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

[dingumfCallofDuty]

delicious andy