English Accent

[CheckersXheart]

if you live somewhere they are called dialects not accents but if you go somewhere they are called accents and i suck at doing accents ;(

[LamboSpyder99]

He's awesome. :D

[Therevolutionaryable]

he is so retarded

[PS3RULES99]

@Therevolutionaryable Russell is not retarded U are

[addict245]

@PS3RULES99 lol i was going to tell him that too but you beat me to it

[Therevolutionaryable]

this is for the second time he is telling this joke!!!!

[TsubakiYakani]

nonono wait im coming with you! xDD

[TheSingingsisters101]

its funny, but i feel bad for laughing! hahaa

[LeopardstarArtist]

lmao

[AngelTheTigress]

I'm a british indian...

[horrorchick25]

Hahahahaha that was sooo freaking funny

[anime49057]

i think pissed my pants

[StEaLtHmAcHiNe95]

Hahaa, I'm English and this is funny!, but we are not like this at all! haha! and we definately don't talk like that LMAO!

[AvlisadSirk]

@StEaLtHmAcHiNe95 If you live in, England there's a 90% chance you can't tell how your own accent sounds like, lol.

[KlashaB12]

@AvlisadSirk no but seriously we don't sound like that 1 little bit. in london in the rich parts maybe they talk like that in the rest of london nobody speaks like that. where i come from (birmingham) nobody sounds how he is talking loool

[taqseem]

stupid

[ThePutner]

we dont hate asian people

[abes357]

2:55 HGgagahAAHAHAH Go to hell you brown bastards, AaaaaaAH! hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­aha

[unphazed123]

this guy is the king of comedy

[1020dilan]

lol i feel sorry for the British lady

[friendlykristen]

hahahahahaha omg 3:23 !!!!!!!!!

[lolface111234]

laughed so hard........now i need to change.

[babybutterflyyy]

ONE WORD

pervert

[smackyo]

The face he makes when say's "ahhhhh" is priceless.

[1800headshots]

"omg, I'm arriving!!!" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha...

[Noorshad09]

@1800headshots  what do they mean by Im arriving?

[trudon]

@Noorshad09 cumming

[DarkPepson]

Stop being so sensitive, society.

It makes you look bad x)

[Razzle162]

Im from England......Ah!

[srimvignesh]

omfg!!!!! ROFLMAO

[MrThewhiteindian]

33 people speak Constapatese 

[mywordcount]

@MrThewhiteindian there are 40 people now

[maxbecher1]

russel peters is the best!!!!!!!!!

[azorath16]

from which show is this??? does anybody know???

[qosimodo1]

this guy is shit,

[crabcore44]

the only thing i hate is not all English people sound like this like when people say do an English accent and the always thing about how the queen sounds and people from west minister Abby (posh royal sounding) never thinking of Newcastle Manchester Liverpool Birmingham York and Sheffield

[Maurosmart]

you are a piece a shit mate!!! kill yourself!... American accent is so ridiculous!!!

[TheTrieutran]

@Maurosmart calm down dude, don't get so pissed...

[MrFag44]

@Maurosmart its a joke bro

[PHIL924]

OMG i'm arriving.... holy shit my eyes are tearing and my nose is running i'm laughing so hard

[Mortalisthe1]

"Go home you brown bastards"?

I think what you mean is

"Fuck off, Paki!!!"

Just making it a tad more accurate.

[NoYOURtube92]

what are the chances he found a posh person from bedford?

[drmgrl11]

LMFAO at the sex part at 2:08

[Schaezen]

notie the english lady doesn't laugh at all.. or maybe she's laughing in some english way :p

[MrFag44]

@Schaezen 2:08

[Schaezen]

@MrFag44 yeah i know, she hadn't laughed yet when i commented :p

[MrFag44]

@Schaezen oh ahaha allright

[ArmityleCard]

England... UUAAHH!!

[huzar237]

next time im gonna say "O My God, IM ARRIVING!!!!" HAHAAHAHAHAHA OMFG DIED THAT PART

[terrybriody]

mild

[evenflow1981]

Stereotypes = The refuge of a shit comedian.

[ArmityleCard]

@evenflow1981 well fuck you, Russel is amazing

[evenflow1981]

@ArmityleCard What a well thought out come back. I assume you must've studied politics at Cambridge or maybe Yale? I especially liked the way you used "fuck" . It made you sound really grown up and not at all like a stupid child.

[ArmityleCard]

@evenflow1981 I adore your sarcasm ^-^, suits you well

[evenflow1981]

@ArmityleCard Like an Italian suit.

[ArmityleCard]

@evenflow1981 ohhh yeeaahhh!

[zerox505]

@evenflow1981 gtfo of here

[evenflow1981]

@zerox505 Fair enough. I'll leave you to piss your pants over an unfunny comedian.

[zerox505]

@evenflow1981 i won't be pissing my pants as my piss will be on your face.

[evenflow1981]

@zerox505 So you not only have the sense of humour of a toddler you have the bladder control too? Your parents must be so proud.

[jimboy24ilarde]

mr. bean!!

[ActionBoysDKHK]

@jimboy24ilarde That does not look like MR.Bean. Not at all. maybe on one thing. THIS IS MUCH BETTER!!!!!!

[GingerJoberton]

I didn't know Ann Widdecombe was a fan of Russell Peters.

[dunnystuff]

oh what a delightful feeling!

[evanbrown1111]

russel peters is not funny

[Lugiaskr]

@evanbrown1111 opinions opinions

[bboychi1]

@evanbrown1111 england ahhhhh!!!! lol

[GingerJoberton]

If every English person did speak like that, and shag like that, Britain would be a better place.

That's saying something.

[filthysouth88]

number one

[dasudosomia]

im coming, im coming..... coooooooooooooooooome

[Rccol7rox]

"I'm From England"...."I'm Sorry Where??"...haha that's freaking hilarious.....

[hanane1990]

" they stayed for 400 years , and in 1947 they left and NO NO NO BABE WE'RE COMING WITH YOU "

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh so freaking funny

[MrCherubhair1]

Hardly anyone speaks like that there.

[luv4ever06]

lol I thought u were suppose to call it the UK and not England

[MrPlatonist]

@luv4ever06 lol UK = United Kingdom... calling England the UK is like calling California the US

[1modan]

الله يقطع ابليسك يا شيييخ ,,, لقد اضحكتني اضحك الله ضرصك

بالمناسبة احد سعودي  ؟؟

[YellowFellow310]

@1modan yo man speaky in da engrisss, lol backward question marks... XD

[1modan]

@YellowFellow310

I know a language called English but, what d you mean by engriss ??

[7979cute]

@1modan انا

[Al9armAlbttar]

@1modan

هلا بالشباب,, وش جابكم هنا خخخخخخخ

[YesIamEccentric]

Is it just me or did she look like Anne Widdecombe...

[25kime]

Im From England!! Ahhhh xDD

[Serperior91]

Not sure if i should be offended or laugh hysterically....

[deltaalien1]

i ,m having internal bleeding laughing from this..... and i,m still in the hospital

[THE8SPY]

hahahahaha he so damn funny .. holy crap ..

[BatmansArse]

Only posh fuckers in England talk like that but he has the accent spot on! Very funny guy!

[Krasnodarka]

Russ, for you, my man, ALWAYS thumbs up!:)))

[Treegona]

I fully accept that people have no idea where the Netherlands is. I however, don't like you guys calling my language Dutch. though it does make saying it a lot easier, it sounds the same as what the rest of the world calls German. Duits, Deuch etc.

some people actually like the English accent... though thats mostly American males liking english females.

[Lamashtar]

@Treegona Heh. American females are notorious for liking British men, as well.

[mundabi]

THAT SMASHIN OH GOD! hahahahahaha

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

That made me piss myself, so damned true at that!! I get the

'Where are you from?' 'England.' 'Ohh Britain cool' 'No England.' 'Yes thats what I said Britain, but you don't have a british accent' 'IT'S BECAUSE I'M BLOODY ENGLISH!!'

We get so pissy over nothing hahaha.

[Peterthomas88]

@xXeMokiDXxMCRXx you do know that england is part of Britiain, right? So yes, you ARE from Britain - a part of Britain (England).

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

@Peterthomas88 There is no such thing as a british accent, there are four different countries that make up Great Britian, you don't call Scottish people British. I'm not British I come from England, it's like saying I'm a Uk'r because I come from England, you don't call anyone that because it is just the name of a group of countries not an actual place

[Peterthomas88]

@xXeMokiDXxMCRXx I'd suggest you get your facts straight. Like it or not, you ARE British. How about you check your passport? No such thing as an English passport, you're British. Britain is definitely a place, England is just a part of it. It's also part of the UK. I'd recommend wathcing 'The Difference between the United Kingdom, Great Britain and England Explained' on youtube - it explains it all pretty well.

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

@Peterthomas88 Nope, English, I think'd I'd know where I'm from funnily enough. Britain isn't a place, it is a group of four countries in the UK.

[Peterthomas88]

@xXeMokiDXxMCRXx Clearly you don't. England isn't an independent sovereign state, it is part of the United Kingdom of GB and NI. GB is the island you live on (England, Wales & Scotland). i.e. you are British. And so are the Scots and the Welsh. Just for the record, I'm from England too. I'm English, and British, and am a citizen of the UK. As are you.

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

@Peterthomas88 I choose to be English, I am english, anyone can be british whether you emigrate to our country and start a family or not, but you cannot be english unless you are born and bred here and have history here. I'm proud of that and you are not going to change my opinion over the internet.

[Peterthomas88]

@xXeMokiDXxMCRXx It's not a matter of opinion, it's fact. But I give up trying to explain it to you.

[xXeMokiDXxMCRXx]

@Peterthomas88 Thats fine by me, I'm happy being English.

[Peterthomas88]

@xXeMokiDXxMCRXx arrrrr, did you read anything I wrote, or do you just not get it? I never said you weren't English.... Oh forget it.

[TheLittleMissTori]

@Peterthomas88 its true you cant have an english passport. It is British.

[Remoous92]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ImDaaaany]

British people gave the Yankees the english language. And then the Yanks changed things around, and tried telling british people that they are not speaking their language. Get your Facts right.

[ImDaaaany]

British people are fine with Indians in our country. But not these pakistan terrouist who blow up everything.

[murder312]

@ImDaaaany Indianans and Pakistanis are the same people , plus how can you say these people blow things up because 2 of them are terrorist wheres your dignity and respect

[ImDaaaany]

@murder312 I did'nt mean pakistans sorry. I meant to just say Terrioust. As I said england are fine with Indians in our country, just not the Terrioust guys.

[basboosa]

@ImDaaaany nobody wants to have terrorists in their country no matter what nationality, culture, or religion those "terrorists" come from.

[ImDaaaany]

Type in on youtube, Al Murray vs Americans.

[robinickoreyes]

that "I'm arriving" thing beat the hell out of me. :))

[thuanzo123]

"i'm arriving!" LOLOLOL

[iAmDirect]

who brings kids to Peter Russell show?!

[1PasGas]

remember him doing this on some show before lol, still funny every time!

[DumbAssSeries1]

im from the uk but thats the posh side you should hear my side dagenam or go even worse rainham both fucking shit holes and full of cunts

[Ninateagreen]

one of my favorite skits of his, bless.

[blahblah4149]

THIS MADE ME CRY TEARS OF JOY!! SOO MUCH

[christophersonawane]

he is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thesilversakura]

You know, his English accent (but of course, we don't really have an accent :) isn't that bad, apart from the fact that hardly any of us speak like that! None of us are that posh :) The 'what a delightful feeling!' bit made me cry :D

[MadOldPete]

English guys don't get laid a lot? haha, that's not what I heard.

[Usain0]

"Oh God! oh oh!!...what a delighful feeling oh my God!..that is smashing oh ah!!... Oh my God i'm arriving!!"never cried this much

[razer0072073]

OMG IM ARRIVING!!! LMFAO

[badmintonfool]

england ??..ahhh?

[harv997]

he looks like mr bean kind of :P

[jingtroc23]

It is so true, the british sound exactly like that, and why do they drink so much tea?.. chinese wannabes

[SuadaFlair]

@jingtroc23 Erm..... I am British and live in London. we dont acctually talk like that :S theres only a few british people that talk like that these days. And British people dont drink that much tea aswell. its just a image that the media has on us :S

[jingtroc23]

@SuadaFlair I've seen plenty of british actors on t.v and they all speak like that. are you saying that for us to laugh theyhave to over do the accent for comedy kicks. and they drink tons of tea.

[murder312]

@SuadaFlair i'm a Muslims how do you think media affects my life , you just have to get used to it

[uatch]

this is an accent out of something like the 1860's , but its fucking funny this video

[satusuarahati]

i find his joke somehow offended..

[Kiwinoy724]

IM AAARRRIIIIVVVIINNGG!!!

[KikoYc]

23 peoples are from England.

[MsOnlythebest]

@KikoYc No, us English will be giving it likes lol :D

[TheAyanayanayan]

lol 10 year old kid at 1:19

[81Mace81]

Well all I can say is my English accent seemed to do it for my American gal!...

[MissDemix3]

how is this funny? i find it offensive because i'm british. ¬_¬

[HorseZee]

@MissDemix3 shut up and drink your tea

[MissDemix3]

@HorseZee

Lmao, we don't all drink tea, dumbass.

sterotypical.

[HorseZee]

@MissDemix3 *sigh* ... such a good joke ... I'm so misunderstood ...

[argbarb8]

IM ARRIVING.

hahahah dead!

"this is a delightful feeling"

[arusa4615]

constapatise ... lol

[iwannab0123]

hahahaha!!! "I'm arriving!!!!!" It just killed me!!!

[mpkio]

I'm english and even I found this funny cause some of it is true!

"I'm from England....D'ahhhhh!" LMAO XD!

[guminukas321]

I almost choked with laughter. Gotta love this guy.

[shallowsheep]

Its not indians we hate, we love them its eastern europeans we dont like.

[ShadeyBby97]

I'm so gonna do this in the future when people ask me where I'm from online.

"I'm from England... Aahhhh."

[Natasha8xox]

... i;'m from england and people here dont just speak like that.... 

[Sharukkin]

Wow, this episode just sucked, except the ending. I expected some british accent.

[bhachu001]

i m from england but i still like him lol

thts funny

[mselv56]

"I'M ARRIVING!!!" Hilarious!

[coolmadi99]

I wanna move to England even more now :D I've never laughed like this in a long time XD

[mamacita32822]

"I'M ARRIVING!!!"

[BornYen]

2:05 Nigel thornberry fucking eliza

[tyseibert]

@BornYen hahaha I might be the only one who knows what you're talking about. Made me lmao :) thanks.

[hpatel0]

"no no no vaittttt, ve're coming vit you!" hahaahahahahahahaha i cracked up

[humglegenius]

@hpatel0 "vot the hell are you going to eat?" omg hahaha, goddam russel...

[BornYen]

THAT IS SMASHING !!! RRRRRRRRAHROHRO ROFLAHAHAHAHAHAHHAhaaaaaahahah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahhah­ahaahahhahahaahahhahahaahahha

[MrHamzapumza]

ooo my god i am ARRIVING! :P

[iloveyorkies1]

Any Hetalia fans? :'D

[shubroto81]

First time I've seen a ANglo-Indian make fun of the English...hahahaha, awesome.

[PwNaGEOwNiNg]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOL

[TheSaintAza]

Fuck Americans laugh at EVERYTHING

[randomlyrandoization]

@TheSaintAza its because even though ppl laugh at us for being idoits sometimes, we laugh at everyone else because they arn't us

[TheSaintAza]

@randomlyrandoization Lol what a ludicrously arrogant thing to say, I'm pretty glad I'm not American in fact I've never heard a British person or any other European say i want to be American, We only think of you as idiots because you elect presidents like George Bush and are OBSESSED with Religion. It's ok though your a young country what 250 years old? We have buildings older then that here, it's expected that you will be arrogant, ignorant and pig headed, give it a few hundred more years.

[SiNgLoVeDaNceLiVe]

@TheSaintAza That's a very stereotypical thing to say. It's all about perspective. I'm proud to be American, but I do think that there are stupid people out there. Not only in America, but everywhere in the world. We are a young country, but everyone makes mistakes. It's how we learn. So please if you are going to act like a complete jerk, keep it to yourself. Have a wonderful day. =)

[TheSaintAza]

@SiNgLoVeDaNceLiVe Sorry but did you read the comment of your fellow countryman? He said we laugh at everyone else for not being American. My point was America is like the big headed teenager of the world, like most teenagers it makes mistakes, has not fully intellectually developed and has a lot of experience yet to gain with age, it seems whenever we criticize America you think it's just because we're all jealous, a very arrogant way of thinking especially because it's not the case at all.

[SiNgLoVeDaNceLiVe]

@TheSaintAza Just because one person says that doesn't mean that everyone feels that way. Plus as I've said every other country has made mistakes as well. So, by you saying that we are arrogant be we think you're jealous is very ignorant of you, especially when there are intelligent and respectful people all over the world, including America.

[tyseibert]

@TheSaintAza Well if you're calling America a "big headed teenager" what does that say about Europe? America has risen to the top in just 230 years. To say Europe makes less mistakes than we do is ignorant as well. The Eurozone is crashing right now. Loving your country is fine but insulting mine to make you feel better about yours isn't.

[TheSaintAza]

@tyseibert You have risen "to the top" in 230 years because everything was pretty much sorted for America before it was founded, The Brits who founded America had at what was considered at that time advanced weapons, tools and knowledge, my point is America didn't have to go through 1000's of years of development like Europe. The Brits who founded it already had knowledge of the legal system, English language, how to trade with others etc.. things country's in Europe did not have when founded.