Pastor Harry Hardwick on the Hobby of Being a Homosexual

[highnote606]

Wow. Your church is a fraud. You are twisting 2 John 1:9-11 to shun people. Jesus proclaimed that the full doctrine must be used. You are using it to shun people that are not saved? Wow. You are a wolf in sheep's clothing if I ever saw one.

About Us (God's Favorite Church)<<This is one your website. You sound like an arrogant Rush Limbaugh and I do believe you are nothing more than a politican the way you refer to Liberals specifically. You are one of the evil churches the Bible refers to.

[irkibby]

@highnote606 Is your comment serious?

[SuperIntuitive1]

Pastor Harry Hardwick works hand and hand with the Religious Right!

[SuperIntuitive1]

Nation's leading ex-gay ministries, Baptist are saving Homosexuals!

[iaov]

This is great stuff. I intend to tell people in the future that Pastor Harry is my pastor. Thank you Landover Baptist Church!!

[TheIntolerantAtheist]

I just found this video of this kid who had his arms blown off in an electrical accident. I immediately thought "how does he beat off?" If you are a true Christian you'll blame it on masturbation or faggots or something and post it as a video response on his channel, and feel good about doing it.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

@truthseeker0183 Though I suspect this is obvious to people whose IQ extends to three digits, the parody is of those who believe, not of the object the belief. I am amazed that someone who believes there is an invisible man living above the clouds who watches us masturbate and will send nonbelievers to burn for eternity has the audacity to tell someone else to grow up. LOL!

[PastorHarryHardwick]

@truthseeker0183 And being stupid is a great danger to health as well. You might accidentally cut your head off (not that such would be a great loss).

[franzgrabe1]

Bless you pastor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You convinced me to sin over and over again!!!!!!!

Do I understand you correctly?

Pleasure equals sin??

[spiffythealien]

@PastorHarryHardwick I wrote that before I knew who Betty Bowers was. I thought he was making fun of an actual program. My mistake.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

@spiffythealien I removed your post and my response. After all, censorship is a great tradition of the GOP (God's Own Party). And book burning is Biblical (Acts 19:19-20).

[spiffythealien]

@PastorHarryHardwick Lol.

[bmstylee]

i love this stuff. it is great satire. the 2 hour long "interviews" with the infidel guy are hysterical.

[thuggie1]

this guy should do stand up

[666calculator]

Harry Hardwick come and visit while you have time.

[atheistforchange]

wow a pastor i can relate too! ;-)

[Astrobrant2]

Thank-ya, JEEEEZUS!!

[gmcjetpilot]

You won't be laughing when your heathen sodomite blaspheming souls are burning in hell for eternity... ha ha

Thank God there is only 4% gays and you can't breed them. We have enough: interior designer, hair stylist, fashion designer, stripper at gay club and gym personal trainers. Never bend over in the gym shower if you drop the soap, a "trainer" may be around. One is too many butt guess they have to make a living. Pray for a find-N-fix the gay in vitro procedure soon! Oh satire, how fun.

[megaswenson]

Brother Harry, it is most gratifying to see that you now have a presence here on youtube. GLORY! I was just on Landover's site, reading of your efforts to ensure that prayerful football standout Colt McCoy keep his Christian manliness intact, & not succumb to the temptations that must constantly assail a boy with a name straight out of Gayporn.

Sister Taffy used to remind us of the connections between Football & International Faggotry, so I know that Colt needs a counseling session with you.

[PastorHarryHardwick]

I agree that he's in need of counseling. I'm afraid little Colt has shown a tendency toward nancy boydom, but I'm sure it's nothing that a good spanking won't cure.

[megaswenson]

Well, after our years of mutually-satisfying counseling sessions (I'll always remember the rug in front of the fireplace in your study...the one that said "Put Satan where he belongs!"), Timmy Huxton and I can certainly attest to your ability to take a boy and make him into a Manly Man.

Colt can call me, if reluctant to have you counsel him. Judging from photos showing his pert behind...jockstrap winking through that tight white spandex... I'd say he needs be spared The Rod no longer!

[78rikkers]

Praise the lord

[GREYBAT]

I feel more Manly already!

[megaswenson]

Friends, I will not point fingers at those who cast doubts upon the authenticity of Landover Baptist Church. After all, demons in Hell will soon enough be pointing pitchforks at their hineys.

To verify the existence of this, the most powerful assembly of worthwhile ChristIans to ever exist, one only need google "Baptist Church". It is listed ABOVE the so-called "Southern Baptist Convention". Or google "Freehold, Iowa", to visit the church's home. Ignore the demon-infested Wikipedia entries.

[BettyBowers]

Landover is certainly indistinguishable from the real thing these days.. Isn't internet slang for a sockpuppet that mission creeps to the opposing side "Landovering"?

[megaswenson]

Indeed it IS, Mrs. Betty Bowers! And what an honor to hear from one who is not only America's BEST Christian, but who now (with the disappearance of Sister Taffy) is The Foremost Authority on All Things Biblical.

Your comment reminds me of a statement by a representative of India's numerous Patel family, on the subject of the Hospitality (Hotel) Industry: "We used to be disdained by America's Hospitality Establishment. Now we ARE the Establishment."

Glory!

[DivineBear]

Landover Baptist & Ms. Betty Bowers (America;s Best Christian (tm)) FTW

[ThisIsCCHAZ]

I'm speechless T_T

[Saltheigh]

hmmm... I believe this area of study requires more satire, so I have more aimless viewing material, and so that our nation's Baptists can rest at ease.

[arichis]

Glory!

[Bicthslave]

just so you know this is a joke, he belongs to Landover Baptist's chirch which is a joke

[JBB060]

Is this serious? There's so many ridiculous American bible bashers I can't actually tell.

[Klytus1]

I'm saved... Glory! LOL

[TheDevenGreen]

This is necessary viewing for all! The more you know :)