DW3: You Ting-Wu Opening(Sima Yi)

[1Grizr]

lmao took me awhile to realize its from free mode

[DaQiaoTrueBeauty]

Urm at the end is sima Yi staring at Lu Xuns cock?!

[DaQiaoTrueBeauty]

Grrrrr how Sima Yi says LU JOON on this game.

[Luxai]

Lu Xun actually has some good voice acting.

[SinCity2100]

SY:A good plan,Yet.it hinges on Lord Lu Xun

LX:The enemy is Sima Yi,iy will be a matter of t.... WAIT,WHO ARE YOU!!?

SY:I'm Sima Yi's Evil twin,whoahahahahahahahah

[dabakaguy]

2 people didn't notice that it was Sima Yi. Lol

[VoidOmega111]

Sima Yi: A SPY SAPIN OUR STRATERGISTS!

[Minigun101]

@VoidOmega111 HUUURRR

[theassortedjellybean]

Lu Xun is distracted. He's wondering who let SSX out of the kitchen.

[mattgamer999]

Who's sima yi? o ya thats me

[vojtacierny]

Peasant:The preparations are now complete!

* Sima Yi will come into the tent and sit next to Lu Xun *

Sima Yi:So!Who do i kill today?

Lu Xun:The enemy is Sima Yi

Sima Yi:What the fuck is this?I am Sima Yi you fool

Lu Xun:Oh! Thank you for your help! Now you do not fight to kill anyone!

Sima Yi:Why?I want kill someone!

Lu Xun:Ok!This is easy!Kill yourself!

*Sima Yi is killing yourself*

Lu Xun:VICTORY IS OURS!

[vguyver2]

Sima Yi: Hah, I've infiltrated their ranks, and they are none the wiser...

[RogueLover]

"LORD LOO JOON"

[joey2226]

Sima Yi: A good plan. Yet, it hinges on lord Lu Xun.

Lu xun: The enemy is Sima Yi. It will only be a matter of time before.....wait a minute.....WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? O.O

Sima Yi: Oh crap! Errr....well you see...its like.... *Sima Yi runs off*

[VNvideos13]

LX: The enemy is Sima Yi.

SY: ( Lu Xun doesn't even know his own enemy.)

LX: Now let's go to the enemy's main camp and defeat Sima Yi.

* march to Sima Yi's main camp*

SY: Now where's Sima Yi?

SSX: You know, all that time Sima Yi was right next to you.

LX: WHAT!!

SY: Hahaha!! Now to crush you, Lu Xun!!

* Lu Xun thinks, Uh oh! Sun Quan is gonna kill me.*

[AmyFreak]

EPIC LOL XD

[1lubu1]

Did sima yi just waltz right into the enemy camp without being noticed?!? Thats freakin awesome!

[TheBronxShogun]

That Sima Yi's a Spy!

[ShinnXStellar97]

Just like Lord "LU ZUN or JUN"

[rlouie05]

DW3 sure had tons of plot holes... such as Guan Yu saying, "I'm my own enemy?" during the battle of Fan Castle...

[inoyamanaka228]

lu xun- NOW LETS MARCH AND DESTROY SIMA YI!

sima yi- YES SIR! *marches off*

lu xun- wow he seemed like a nice guy who was he?

sun shang xiang- that was sima yi -.-

lu xun - WTF?? WHY DIDNT ANYONE TELL ME!!!

servant- it was a good speach hehe.

lu xun- O SHIT!

[Coldplay1999]

Sima Yi: The preperations are complete. Now I will take my leave and tell the enemy our plans.

Lu Xun: All right! Sima Yi and Wei will never know what'll... HEY COME BACK HERE!!!!!!

[robynb91]

LX:" The enemy is Sima Yi-"

Soldier 1:" Report! The enemy is right next to you."

LX:"...wait a minute. What are YOU doing here?"

SY:" ...fighting with you..?"

LX:" Get him!!"

SY:".......Shit!!"

[Haschgedacht]

Lu Xun: "The enemy is Sima Yi. It will only be a matter of time before they see through this."

Well,with Sima Yi sitting right next to them,it will be a quite SHORT time...

[J3ffr3y016]

hahahhahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!

[KristyBGirl]

Lu Xun: *Looks at Sima Yi* The Enemy is Sima Yi.

Sima Yi: (Thinking: Note to self, Lu Xun is retarded.)

SSX: Umm, Lu Xun, You DO Know that Sima Yi is sitting right next to you... Right?

Lu Xun: ...

Sima Yi: *Walks away*

[J14ngL00]

Lu Xun: The enemy is Sima yi... SSX, get his legs. Make sure he doesn't get away.

[narutolegacy1234]

Lu: The enemy is Sima Yi, it will only be a matter of time before they see through this.

Sima: Yes, Sim- ...Wait! WHAT!!!

[Hatred398]

Sima Yi: A good plan.I will take my leave *leaves the place*

Lu xun: Yes with lord sima yi on our side sima yi will finally be beaten with my brilliant plan

EVeryone:That was sima yi.....

Lu xun: Owh......shit *got shot by arrow*

Sima Yi:hahahahahahaha

[marky211991]

ROFLMAOO!!!

[Umyelock]

hahaha

[Umyelock]

yer haha funny

[stunner5]

hahahahaha!

[Certikanvas]

wow... Lu Xun said the enemy is Sima Yi and hes right beside him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol i laughed to much that day that i cried at night

[Eushisu]

..Hattori Hanzo, eat your firggin heart out.

[HatoHattori9001]

In the meeting...

Lu Xun: The enemy is Sima Yi. It will only be a matter of time before he sees through this.

Sima Yi: *ahem* Hello? I'm right beside you.

Lu Xun and everyone else: ...

[KoeiPrincess]

*after one min*

Lu Xun: Capture him!

Sima Yi: OMG! I slipped!

[metroidowns]

song name?

[hanhan1996]

haha

[SelenyumSe34]

Sima Yi, MASTER SPY.

[KazuhikoNekoKing]

Oh wow... LMAO!!!

Lu Xun is just.. wow @__@ And he's my favorite character too...

THEY SAY THE NAMES WRONG!!!! THAT PISSES ME OFF!!! It's not Lu Jun.. it's Lu SHUN.... Stupid Koei.. @___@.. At least they fix the mistakes in 4 and above..

Lol And I own em all for 3 and above. ^_^!! 6 rules!!

[6FL]

For u FREAKING INFO LU SHUN is also wrong..the correct pronoucation for lu meng/Lu xun/Lu Bu deh LU is LU Above with two dots

[DARKSLAYER262]

@6FL LU DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE 2 DOTS

[xKennyrulesx]

Sima Yi:I have fooled Lu Xun!

Lu Xun taps Sima Yi's shoulder

Lu Xun:What's your name again?

Sima Yi:Err....

[KoeiPrincess]

"The enemy is Sima Yi..." lol Sima Yi is genius. He knows how to fool Lu Xun. Mwa ha hah!!!

[magma3000]

Sima Yi - "The preapartion for You Ting is complete, it only hinges on lord Lu Xun."

Lu Xun - "The only enemy is Sima Yi"

Sima Yi - "This is freakin' awesome, I get to know their plan already, WA HAHAHAHA!!!!!"

[LuBuOWNZ]

Sima Yi:So what were we doing again?

Lu Xun: We call Pizza Pit.

Sima Yi: Oh.. Okay... (*Thinks* What a MORON!)

*leaves*

Lu Xun: *looks* OK dipshit left. REAL PLAN 1.Order pizza, 2. Kill enemy.

The plan is so complex the enemy will NEVER know!

[KazuhikoNekoKing]

Lmfao!!! XDD!!!!

[rlouie05]

The enemy is Sima Yi... WHO'S THAT NEXT TO YOU LU XUN? It's no NPC for sure!

[redrosefriendy]

00:22

Sima Yi is like WTF.

[Axel8XIII]

lol wow

[TranceDevotee]

"The enemy is Sima Yi...nah just giving you a hard time Sima Yi"

[shavooo]

sima you should have a fake beard in this scene xDDD so it should be like this:

lu xun: "our enemy is sima yi and i think we should attack him do you agree weird guy with a silly looking beard who sits next to me?"

[shavooo]

sima yi: "y-yes ofcourse..."

unimportant soldier: *stares at sima during the whole scene* ("hmm that guy looks a lil bit strange...almost like sima yi but hey it can't be him i mean look at him he has a beart and sima yi doesn't have a beard so it make sense right?")

sima yi: ("mwahahaha i'm such a freakn evil genius mwahaha")

[oOSaladinOo]

WTF lol

[coolguyman16]

Hey Kennyrules please make another those are fucking halarios

[xKennyrulesx]

Lu Xun: "The enemy is Sima Yi. It will only be a matter of time until they see through this."

n00b soldier:sir we recruited Sima Yi yesterday.

Sima Yi:Hiyas!

Lu Xun:then wtf are we fighting?

Sima Yi:The enemy is Lu Xun. It will only be a matter of time before he sees through this.

Everyone but Lu Xun:Let's get Lu Xun!

*fighting sounds*

Sima Yi:Wahahaha*laughs evilly*I have crippled the Wu kingdom with one stroke! Now to run back to Wei.

Simay Yi:*runs*

[coolguyman16]

LOL

[Cooperman93]

Lu Xun: "The enemy is Sima Yi. It will only be a matter of time until they see through this."

Sima Yi: "..."

Everybody: "..."

Lu Xun: "... I've done a bad thing, haven't I?"

[adits11]

the enemy is sima yi.

um....he's right next to you.

what?

*looks to his right* hi sima.......

[USSEmpire]

That's weird! I don't remember this clip having music!

[xKennyrulesx]

"The enemy here is Sima Yi"

"What?! I'm Sima Yi!!!"

"You are?!....wow uhh guards get him!!"

"Uhh, hangon lemme get my fan"

"Oh OK"

5 minutes later

*groan* *laser sounds*

It's just a funny thought

[xKennyrulesx]

Another thought "The enemy is Sima Yi!" "Really?" "Yep." "I thought we were fighting shu." *everyone looks at Sima Yi" "Uhh I need to go get our supplies!" "Oh Ok" *sima yi burns the supplies* "Damn execute that..." "Sima Yi" "WTF?!?!"

[Hunte9876]

Man, and I thought I was good at spying on the enemy.

[HustlinFlo]

The enemy is Sima Yi?

LOOK TO THE LEFT OF YOU BOY

[VitalstatistiX1]

And here I was thinking Zhou Fang was the traitor!

[Cybergamer350]

good spying on sima yi's part lol

[n00bzpwnu]

how did sima yi get into wu???

[nezarzraidi1]

lmao thats funny

[ssjmmb]

he was incognito now he runs back to his base and tells himself the plan!! lol

[shock394]

sima yi want to kill himself?

[Drez26]

That music pwns :P

[Mccresswell]

Is it me or does Sima Yi sound alot like Sun Jian

[TranceDevotee]

i LOVE this music!

[tickydude]

@TranceDevotee who doesn't bud?

[johnnypoogle]

LOLZ XD i did the same thing

except i did guan yu in fan castle wu's side lolz

[tynoobi]

"It will only be a matter of time before they see through this" lol!!!!

Nice strategic spying by Sima Yi

[shavooo]

that is sooo freakn hilarious xDDDDD

[ssorraa]

rofl so thats how sima yi "strategies"

[b0134]

lol dw 3 was one of my favorite dw games dw4 & 5 were okay but i hope Warriors Orochi is better ^ ^ tihnk it was 79 characters?

[TheArbiter96]

WO ROCKS!!

[joshman3]

hahahaha i used to do this all the time xD makes you laugh.

[packmanta]

OMG I was confused

[yourtrueruler]

freaky. but i like the guan yu at fan castle on wu side better.

[LittleDragonZ]

Lol ^_^ Boy I love DW3's music!

[inspchin]

V FUNNY!!! SIMA YI VS SIMA YI! lol