Kung Fu Hillbilly - Training Video

[CHESSmaster69SH]

he reminds me of DJ Qualls.

[beansandwhich]

is this guy real or is he a comedian?

[9999Rambow]

Judy chop, but whos Judy?

[mrfear8675377]

don't ne ningin' nobody @ don't need ningin'

[sportschick713]

NINGI STAR!!!!!!!!!!

[MegaJt2000]

thats how me and everbody on ma holler sounds

[CrocodileGirl811]

all may family sounds like that including me

[CrocodileGirl811]

halaryis



[playmkr278]

Also why is he chopping women? Judy chop. lol

[playmkr278]

That's gotta be an act.

[cakekac1]

Dont go nijin nobody dat aint need no ninjin!

[Ilovelucy781]

are u "fing" "shing" me??? seriouly wtf is this white cracker on????..WTF.....

[LyssaJewel23]

is he in his underwear?

[7heTexanRebel]

Don't go ninjerin' anybody that don't need no ninjerin'!

[vampierwiz]

now don't go ningying on someone that ain't needed to be ningied

[KawaiiMustache]

The funny part of this video is that he is totally serious.

[tmanran]

Screw all these haters. Diemon Dave saved my life and restored my personal confidence!

[wishboneiscool]

lol that was funny as heck.that guy is REAL country

[89horseman]

i dont now nothin about no ninjy choppin but id whoop his ass

[TheTaintedTragedy]

Lawl.



[theblkparade7]

I like his nunchuck jump rope



[cassyann44]

206 people have been ninji'ned..

[SilverRush75]

and then you got your judy chop

[Nubias]

You need to get paid,seriously cause that was funny as heck..

[MrBetbeze]

get this guy on tosh.0

[Mr1minute]

Good stuff

[The86ANKful]

Get a firm hold on yer ninja numb chuckin handels!!!! My collage professor was the one the showed me this!!! LFaO

[PatsyNecolecq474]

lol Im daddys little girl

[robloxguy0]

and you got your ninjee chop

[phillyZeroTen]

I really hope South Park gets a hold of this. I can see Randy teaching Stan, Kyle, Cartmen, and Kenny to be ninjas.

[WyattNet]

@phillyZeroTen Its Ninjys

[legoxpod]

Three years later, and still funny.

[24peanutbutter]

this so f***in funny ^-^

[jefferyforrester]

ROFL!!!!!! That'sfunny. annn A JUDY CHOP! XD

[1Love4Music4ever]

way too phunny!!!  LMAO!!

[MrLOLgab]

We watched this in my math class. Then one day we could dress up for what we were gonna be for Halloween and our math teacher was ^^^. I was scared for life.

[andrewchamm]

I love how he spells Diamond!!!

[es30381]

did he get those uniforms from a sex shop. hahaha

[grapplingtech77]

I wonder what would happen if you nin'jn chopped a dog??? things to ponder...

[daddydojang]

Click on cc click on transcribe audio[beta]

Watch and learn. ha ha ha

[SwagKidCrazy]

that'll stop it right there yonder

[EpicCommentsByJayy]

This is better then niga higa's how to be a ninja.

[funkykid357]

LIKE A BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[bugsyhdee]

is that a four year old's jumprope?

[rasc4ll]

i wonder what chuck norris think about this

[VelvetSpruce]

is this scripted? sure looks like it

[DizzyNate]

id say nice try........but its a try.......try that was shitty

[MsSimsAddict]

everyone sounds like this where i live.. its horrible. Ive lived here my entire life but somehow never picked up the horrific hillbilly accent

[tylerscreamo]

@MsSimsAddict same here

[horsesvlogs]

@MsSimsAddict Same here xD

[zxinsanebloodxz]

@MsSimsAddict where do you live?

[JeaneCodiad519]

cool just turned 18 and want to learn what fun is all about

[MJsweety1]

"There aint much calling for a one-legged ninja out there" LMFAO!

[Squince01]

This guy and 'Rex Kwon Do' need to form the ultimate Dojo.

[Amberwolf162]

do use this on your dogs,parents,kids,and teachers

[FribbitTV]

Ohhh the south.

[mrblackvelvet09]

Regular can of baccy you say, no says I

[Mw2KrazyKillz]

swag.

[SenrLok]

240p we meet agian....

[Cdiwins1]

He's like a napoleon dynamite character

[rahikanrajalfahad]

i wanna learn how to be a ninja like him

[oddBrody]

This is why us Hillbilly's get a bad name, idiots like this.

[IreneAdlerify]

@oddBrody , you don't need an apostrophe there...

[oddBrody]

@IreneAdlerify you didn't need a comma before that.

[eurotuner748]

judy chop that nigga

[ronhuppert]

If I ever hit the Lottery I am gonna hire you as my bodyguard,,You are a badass mofo

[Kangeiko]

I think that he is

[Deankelly100]

you know whats sad i cant tell if this is real or fake, i think its the accent that confuses me.

[MrFITHsleezy]

is he wearing ninja nuthuggers? Regular can o bakker? no says i

[719sicc]

dont yas a be tryin dis at home on yer kids or yer dogs ok? Only yer waf. (wife)

[BackpackSound91]

WTF is a ninji and judi chop?

[719sicc]

hes right...how u gone judy chop a ninja jump rope? 

[719sicc]

diemon daves ninja schoo come on down....like a judy chop!

[psmccallion]

this guy needs a good ninj'n

[Chaous88]

This is exactly why inbreeding is not allowed

[Szgerle]

Ninja, are you sub-zerious?

[Wolfsbane909]

Your "Judy chop"! oh Damn, don't go ninj'n me with the Judy chop!!

[padaal123]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaat??????????????? the FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[julieann144]

wax on wax off!!!!!

[tintin4561]

regular can of baccer you say? LOOOL

[homyg124]

hah ninje star!

[lightheavyweightking]

What is this guy smokin?

[OhSryOwned]

@lightheavyweightking I don't know, but I want it.

[1523btk]

notice its spelled diemon dave

[TheTriple4]

2 shaolin monks died laughing

[fosheec22]

LOL

[adare21]

"Concelence of a deadly wepens" lol. WINNER.

[StupidFuckingTrolls]

Judi Chop!

[jennylovesjustine]

but what you dont want to do is a judi choppin and a konfu kikin' and there goes your leg and there aint no callin for a one legged ninja! ♥

[emosucks89]

"Don't go ninj'n nobody don't need ninj'n"

Sage-like wisdom.

[BladeZofFate]

go to the nurse, guy. I think you have an real problem ô.ô

[mrbumblesquat]

laffing....my.....fucking.....­ass......off.

[lighhtningking]

Its Kip!! from Napoleon Dynamite!!!

[TayKayRach]

Your so called "ninji wampanation" is a jump rope!

[airsoftlove100]

are you drunk

[lagrimasquelloran]

protect me!

[NoLockDoors]

I think he is serious lol

[thugbaby67]

'kl'kl'kl'hkgyjdysyrd

[monkadelic13]

195 ppl couldnt stop the judy chop

[monkadelic13]

the peach fuzz hitler stash says everything.

[bheart499]

know i got the judy skillz

[blackskaterkid1]

thumbs up if you came here from jerry springer

[Mr9MMOH]

Love it. OH Napier

[lori25hu]

shout your self PLS ... THX

[MonkeyBag128]

I think someone judy chopped him too hard in the head as a baby.....

[jalenthephotoshopper]

@MonkeyBag128

the video itself had me on the floor dying laughing.....your comment made me shit and piss myself!!!

[ian55554]

DONT GO NINJIN NOBODY DONT NEED NINJIN!

[oNightmareX]

This is a guy you dont want to fuck with.

[DGK2213]

It's hard out here for a ninja!

[Ohmegoosh]

"Don't go neenjeen anyone who dont need neejeen." Lmao I love this guy xDD

[dyllandoom]

OMG first of all ninjas dont wear capes or black they wear clothes that blend in with night surroundings. second of all they dont chop, they sneak around and assassinate people that they are told to by their siensay. third of all they are stealthy you are not. and fourth af all ninjas dont teach their practices to civilians. how to do i know this, because i am a ninja. if you dont believe me come to my house and i will show you

[TheRealSup]

@dyllandoom well its "sensei" not siensay.

[HashECM]

@dyllandoom

Wow, DoubleD... don't nuthin' get by you - do it?

[WILKINSTV]

@dyllandoom and you managed to figure all that out on your own?!damn,you got a better eye then me

[TheSpaniard33]

@dyllandoom You, sir, are hilarious... Whether you are serious or not, I cannot tell. And I don't want to... Because either way, you make me el-oh-el. xD

[EncorePs3]

Thumbs up if you make breakfest with Ninja Chop.

[divatwerkcheer]

LOL @ fupa Woman

[YourMother7171]

Does this guy actually think he's a ninja?

He's like me...

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

omg - I watched this again! what sort of parents produce such a child? lol

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

I wish he was my neighbour lol! i'd have a good time beatin him up and down the street!

[WWEFaNOFKANE1997]

@FieldMarshalRommel23 sadly, he lives only 5 or so miles away from me -_-

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

@WWEFaNOFKANE1997 lol - you shoud got to his ninja school lol! have you ever talken to him?

[WWEFaNOFKANE1997]

@FieldMarshalRommel23 Nope..

[FieldMarshalRommel23]

OMFG, people in the US are STUPID AS FUCK! Where can I get ningy stars? HAHAHAHAHA

[mycatsayshitozztop]

@FieldMarshalRommel23

You can get your official ningy stars at any gas station located in the southeast united states

[FIR3KRaCKER777Gamin1]

ningy star

[KaplanPirates64]

ninjer*

[KaplanPirates64]

a nijer? thats a racial slur! haha

[gibson34mg]

tosh.0! tosh.0! tosh.0! tosh.0! tosh.0!

[use373]

my life is complete now i know the way no the ningy thank you master ningy JUDY! CHOP!

[imnotawasteoftime]

2:23 did he crack his balls with that jump rope? hahaha

[EmiGlitter1234]

watch Shadowwolf552's Diemon Dave's Ninja School it is pretty funny and my channel is EmiGlitter1234 so watch my vids. Peace!

[235cjk]

@EmiGlitter1234 your vids are gay



[EmiGlitter1234]

@235cjk well guess what i could say the same thing to you lover boy

[RockBaaah]

I cut off my leg with a judy chop and a kung foo kicken :(

[lazyelephant1]

judy chop somtime it dont  work

[Aniki1609]

Beware of the ninji chop

[ZAPundisputed]

dude. i wanna be a redneck ninja...they obviously get all the babes..*wink wink*

[ForkFace2112]

This is the most dangerous martial arts professional in existence

[johncoffeeification]

haha representin my state rock on wv

[Socomarine86]

"Don't go ninjyin' somebody that don't need ninjyin'" lol Classic.

[urmum009]

He's got problems

[dk5388]

i actually feel bad for him

[iaintfazzed]

watch wonder womans face straight after the ninjee chop..if it wasn't already funny enough

[DevHunt56]

191 people got ninjeed in the face

[basketballgurl4430]

what an idiot.

[UltraCoolTechFails]

Damn, that shit be crispy.

[cooper7ish]

guys...i understand that this video is funny

we all watched it

therefore theres no reason to repeat yur favorite lines

thanks.

[STARSandBARS1994]

DEM DER NINJERS!

[ducksoup2007]

i have studed self defence and he is bullshit

[BHQuicksilver]

@ducksoup2007 Haha, troll

[ducksoup2007]

@BHQuicksilver yes

[thegame2011able]

Why isnt this guy running the country.

[TheRealVanillaTwix]

@thegame2011able yeah caz hes smarter than all the members of congress

[thegame2011able]

@TheRealVanillaTwix no doubt

[stopballclapping420]

@brianKRAZY1 no wonder your so mad all the time, you got your dad on here doing some fake ass kung fu xD

[brianKRAZY1]

@stopballclapping420 lol ur so fucking dumb kid i put "hahaha" and thats being mad? lol NL

[HoneyAndSulfur1991]

ninjiy chop

[Olzonhp]

DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME !

[jameshumphreys93]

"A judy chop!"

[gibson34mg]

This guy needs to be on TOSH.0 soooo bad.

[SirSwagsal0t]

Got ur normal can a baccy...not says i...NINJA STAR!! lol

[thefireyturk]

i went to that school and beat the karate kid

[ShakaZuluCoo]

This Hillbilly must be on some GOOD crack for him to do this shit god dam, what u smoking on Ninja Dave?

[boxeaterzrus]

god damn hillrunner !!!! stick to sumpthin your good at....like knobbin' the sheep down in the holler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xabii22alonsoo]

some times it dont always work for a nin'jer

LMFAO

[mrskull527]

"Ninja nunchuckin handles"

[jokker73]

Ya got your judee chop, yer keratee chop, yer ninjee chop and then mah fat assistant porkee chop.

[isthisnamegood00000]

This shit never would have happened if Bush was still in office.

[iswag21]

@isthisnamegood00000 that's just ignorantly put



[13cjason13]

1. "Cuz whatcha don't wanna do, is there could be a judy choppin' and a kung fu kickin'...and thar goes yah leg.

2. "Ya know, there aint much callin' for a one-legged ninjer oat thar."

3. "Don't. Go. Ninj'n. Nobody. Don't. Need. Ninj'n."

With these three lessons it's official; I CAN NOW DIE IN PEACE!

[ktmbua]

if he's kung fu hillbilly how come he's doing "ninja" stuffs

[colefizz123]

why is wonder women with some stupid redneck......

[7minsilence]

190 people have been attacked by a chew can

[ronho2007]

if yo woman shaves her pussy, i'll fuck her. mmmmm..fuck a fatty funtime.

[PJRProductionzzz]

whens the 2nd episode comin out lmoa XD

[ppaaccoojrf]

I AM NOW A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!!!111

[ZanaThirteen]

This saved my life once.

[ZeroZhaoYun]

joodi chop

[PhsychoticMouse]

NigaHiga got his moves from ninjitsu