All-stars on 'Roids!?! Gnooze 12-14-07

[do5622]

im so bOrEd! msg me! my id is in my youtube profile! o

[nocafeine]

badass job as usual marta... can't stop laughing

[ftbotsb]

current tv.. is that still on? I haven't watched since Kinga left GCtv

[xyze2008]

Hey Marta..how bout a vid with you hair tied back? Love your work though anyhoo...

[acberquist]

I could tell you were going to say something else besides "awesome." Ha! I like the new outro.

[saminnyc]

Brava, Marta! I just found the Gnooze and I love it. You are so smart, funny and sexy. If I were straight I'd totally be like -what a babe

[silverfoxcondor46]

Human rights...oh yeah, thats what we are sposed to stand for...love your voices! best spent three minutes on u-tube...great work!

[UnderseaCaveman]

Awesome French accent and parody...

[brian423]

Very nice work! I was distracted for a while, but I've given the Gnooze another look. The editing is crisp and tight. The acting is engaging and funny. Brava!

[cbappa1]

I'd hit that

[brian423]

Yes, Marta is physically attractive--and she deserves more respect than you're showing her in a public forum like YouTube.

[cbappa1]

You're talking like you know her, you dont so stop

[brian423]

I don't have to know her to say what I said. I just have to have a clue about good manners.

[cbappa1]

Well, I'd still fuck her

[DookofHDP]

"emissions of stupidity" lol

You're so cute! Big hug. :)

[jx14aby]

Love you babe, specially your french accent. So realistic!

[CommentorX]

Marta, I would love to cook you an omelette with sun dried tomatoes. Should I call you for breakfast, or just roll over and nudge you?

[lifelongfriendjeff]

Hitting the French a little hard Marta.

[Barthek]

You are awesome. I really hope when they start back up the Daily Show, they hire you to be on it. You are better than half their cast now.

[geargemartin]

now that i've found you, i never want to lose you.

[scottmhoward]

haha, I love the (rare?) glimpse of the rest of the REAL room at :57. Nice fish tank =P

[phosgene2]

it looks like a cage for a reptile of some sort.

[geargemartin]

LOL

[phosgene2]

today congress takes away mock executions, tomorrow they ban santa claus and calendars with pictures of puppies for each month. enuf iz enuf! oh, and when you do eurotrash voice you GOT to have the cig working or it just has no impact.

[capcomistle]

hehe, good episode.

vegetables are delicious.

[lameshot]

LOL thanks 4tip  just dont nuke it right? :)

[klakkin]

Marta Costello ROCKZzz,..and so does YouTube

[justplayman]

sunny sun snners

[mostradicalmanever]

Awesome as always! Hey what is the government doing worrying about baseball players on roids anyway? Lay off dude!

[gnooze]

And how! I love how this comment has 2 thumbs already... people love them some sundried tomatoes.

[gnooze]

Oh Dude! I totally do normally! Check out the French Recap episode. I think this was only time I haven't mock smoked!

[gnooze]

Shazzam. Now I'm blushing. That is far too nice of you to say. :)

[gnooze]

Thanks for the tip Daniel! You rock!

[leony2007x]

It's sad that a lot cheated. Mostly I feel sorry for the guys that didn't. The guys who sat in the locker room, knew a lot of other guys that were trumping them, and had nobody to tell.

Why is the 'g' silent anyway?

[gnooze]

Good point, I kinda forgot about the good guys.

The "g" is silent because otherwise it would sound funny. Gahnooze.

[salmakesvideos]

best gnooze yet! awesome

*****

-s.

[gnooze]

Best yet? Woohoo!

[nerdfighter4]

good tip on the omlet. I liked the french accent. The Al Gore needs some work.

[gnooze]

To be honest, it really more of an impression of Darrell Hammond doing an impression of Al.

[wasy35]

steroids are fun...just kidding...5*s as always...

[gnooze]

Thanks for the stars! :)

[skutre]

WOW Marta, you blew me away again.... Belly laughs, I'm your biggest fan. This was your best in awhile.

Don't listen to what those other people say about being your biggest fan, I'm biggester.

-scooter

[gnooze]

Oh Scooter! I miss you so when you're away.  Thanks for the high praise. It means a lot coming from you and hilarious stretched out rats. ;)

[EmptySeed]

Hehe, I love you french accent Marta.

[gnooze]

Thanks Adam!

[LowBudgetPuppets]

Is that your new logo? The "pchew pchew pchew" pistol fonger?

- The Sock

( Hey, we are currently responding to the same video ;) :P )

[gnooze]

Yes, totally the new direction of our graphic design. I hope it works.

[missjo5ie]

You changed the ending icon thing. It's truly amazing

[gnooze]

Thanks! :)

[cierrablue]

Which one is best to watch, the Gnooze on the website or on YouTube?

[gnooze]

Well... my little secret (not so secret?) dream is that our Gnooze site gets enough traffic that I can make Gnooze my full time job.

[gnooze]

I'm glad you like it! I find its a perfect marriage of my skill sets so I have a lot of fun with it. Thanks for watching and commenting!

[gnooze]

Also sounds good!

[gnooze]

Al Gore and John Kerry mentioned that the Bush administration is isolated in its own country, on its dismissal of the facts on this one.

California has already committed to a 25% reduction in emissions by 2020.

[gnooze]

So yummy! My exact combo was shrimp, spinach and sundried tomatoes.

[gnooze]

:) Thank you!!!

[ujdo]

Hey, while they have those coals out and all hot, may they can throw on some of those foot long hot dogs. YUM!

As long as it's not my testicals that are shrinking from the steroids, don't really care...

They want to have a conference at a place where you need to fly on a CO2 belching plane for hours no matter where you come from. Is someone not getting the point here???

[gnooze]

Yeah, not really sure athletes on steroids warranted congressional attention, what with the other issues we're facing... but that's just me.

And yeah, why not teleconference right?

[gabe3889]

Really excellent episode. I'll get to reducing my stupidity emissions right away. :)

[gnooze]

I'm trying to reduce mine by 25% over the next 12 years or so personally. :)

[countrygent32084]

Great commentary loved it. The french accent was funny. But still no mini skirt!!!

[gnooze]

You can't even see my legs in the shot!

[GeorgeHarrysSon]

Sure, gnooze complains that "you can't even see my legs in the shot!" But that's part of the problem, right?

[SonomaDave1]

Marta, if you ever realize how really great you are, you'd better be wearing a diaper.

[anmoose]

LMAO!! This is just too funny!! Also too true!!

Moosie

[gnooze]

I'm not sure I understand entirely and I don't think I want clarification but thank you, I think that's a really nice compliment. :)

[SonomaDave1]

Haven't you ever seen something or experienced something so good that you almost um... moistened yr bloomers??? A didey would help that. So yes, it was a compl. But if I have to esplain, then *sigh* is me.

[SonomaDave1]

I guess you could say its about liquid emissions

[gnooze]

Well, I kinda got it... but it's kinda gross... so I was kinda hoping I didn't get it.... :)

Thank you for the compliment. :D Have a dynamic weekend Dave!

[SonomaDave1]

I will try to keep it simplier/kinder so that more than one or two appreciate my kindo humor.

[GeorgeHarrysSon]

It takes a sun-dried tomato, not a gloppy stewed tomato, it's true.

I don't know why; but the show just seems funnier on "gnooze dot com...."

[gnooze]

Heeheehee. Thanks for watching whereever you watch! :)

[Daliwolf]

Sun dried tomatoes are AWESOME!!!

[gnooze]

And how!

[geekyvince]

ha lol I like your attack on current tv they have rejected every video I posted to them.

[gnooze]

I was so excited about them at first, but I think they missed the mark.

[Nic33rd]

Hehe . . . crap balls?

Ah, you always get me giggling, Marta, and I'll be sure to try those sundried tomatoes someday soon!

[gnooze]

I dunno. I said it once and now I can't stop.

:) Good luck with your sundried tomatoeing.

[walternyc]

glasses look great, keeep it up

[gnooze]

:D Thanks!!! Have a super weekend!

[sandyib3ll]

Oh I can't belive I didn't ask you before about your name. Is it Italian or something like that? I'm talking about Costello. It would make me like you even more if that was true, you'd be closer to Europe :D My God, I'm rambling

I love sun dry tomatoes, but I usually forget to buy some :(

[gnooze]

I'm Portuguese and Irish... my grandmother's maiden name was Freitas and Costello used to be Costelloe when they spelled it in Ireland. People always say Italian though.

[vitaminrich2]

Hey what happened to the elephant logo at the end... bring back the elephant (chant) bring back the elephant!!!

[gnooze]

The elephant is the Amazing Cosbars logo... this is our Gnooze specific graphic.

[Zarbod]

CRAP BALLS!

[ujdo]

On point as usual.

[Zarbod]

I just love that expression. It's almost as good as "You know, sometimes life is just a bucket of hot sauce"

So are you coming to the party? Dance Party III?

[gnooze]

:D :D :D Yay! Hot sauce bucket!

[cheekychen]

Nice one Marta!

CHEEKY <3's YOU!!!

[gnooze]

Thanks Cheeky! I'm checking out your animations right now!

[cheekychen]

ah thanks Marta :))

[goobersayshey]

"You are emitting stupidity..." GREAT! Now we've got cow farts AND dumb people to worry about. Worst of all, dumb people who SMELL like cow farts - wait a minute, weren't we just talking about the French?

Oooooh - not nice...

Marta - You are the most awesomest! Have a brilliant weekend. TOmatoes used to be the devil's food! Now they're just devilishly tastey...MuaaaHAHAHAHAaaaaaa..­...

[gnooze]

YAY tomatoes!!!! Have a brilliant weekend yourself! :)

[qiranger]

SDT and Green Chili!

[gnooze]

Qi - I don't know what SDT is... p.s. watch out about transposing those letters... like I just did. Whew, that was close.

[qiranger]

Sun Dried Tomatoes!

[Blargaldalien]

Hello,Marta.

I would be concerned about the steroids vis a vis the sun dried tomatoes. What if your omlette was on steroids? Would it reject the sundried tomatoes? I like the branching out into cooking,perhaps we can expect a special,"Cooking With Marta" video?

Do we have to waterboard you to get one?

5 stars.

[gnooze]

Thanks Blargal! Cooking with Marta would be fun! Unless my omlette was on steroids. You're right about that.

[scottfreitas]

Laff. The French voice said it all: it was European snobbery and treachery to a tee. "Ze You Ess must cut its Gee Dee Pee by Twenty Fife Percent" is what they're REALLY saying. "Ze You Ess must allow Yee-rope to become ze richest nation in ze world again" is what they're REALLY saying.

Marta, can we waterboard the French President? That'd be gnooze-worthy...

[KlaxonCow]

Europe is a nation, eh?

Well, you clearly know what you're talking about, obviously.

[gnooze]

I dunno Scott. I think Sarkozy might kick someone's ass. I think he's feisty. :)

[daddioux]

"boggy creek farms" smoke-dried tomatoes (east austin, tx) are of another dimension of delicious.

[gnooze]

Smoke-dried tomatoes!?! That sounds heavenly!

[mike8494]

Great as always ***** Marta have a Nice Weekin :-) Mike

[gnooze]

Hey you too Mike! Happy Friday!

[GOPisHypocrisy]

If you're not a vegetarian try King Crab in your omelet sometime that's really good too. I was a vegetarian for 12 years until 2 years ago, its all about moderation today.

I will be trying sun dried tomatoes in my omelet this week end, sounds good.

Thanks for the tip.

[gnooze]

Yeah, I'm with you. I'm fond of the term flexitarian. Mostly I avoid meat because it's healthier and better for the environment, but sometimes I indulge.

[ptrptms]

Thanks for the tip about the sun dried tomatoes. Have you tried crab meat in an omelet? It's quite good..

[gnooze]

I think I may have once a long time ago... that sounds good. I'll have to try again.

[zdaveard]

You're great, as always!!!

Did you use a different camera or something? Your image isn't as clear as it usually is.

[gnooze]

Weird. Same camera.

Thanks for stopping by! I'll try to be less fuzzy next time. ;)

[lorianngreen]

Not a big sports fan, eh Marta?

It's OK i always root for the team w/ the

kewlest uniforms.

[gnooze]

You caught me. :)

[Larryk12308]

They spent 60 mil to confirm 'roid use

in baseball? How much are they spending to confirm the earth isn't flat?

Another great gnooze cast from da martster!

[Blargaldalien]

$.35

[gnooze]

:D :D :D Thanks Larryk12308!

[merickinhawaii]

yep, photofu, I need them to keep up on Da'kine Gnoose,on the Tube and keep up on her new website too! I may get carpal tunnel because of all this!! lol ! (It's worth It) :)

[photofu]

steroids are my fav...i'm taking some now just for fun...i don't even play sports...just kidding...

[merickinhawaii]

Another great show ! I tried posting on other side, but the Vid. did not even come up. Good stuff for Art Bell show! I think that you and the other Cosbars should be 'on site' in Hawaii to cover such a important political meeting.lol. Might be a tax write off! Thanks for the laughs, Aloha.

[gnooze]

Ohmygoodness, you have no idea how great that sounds. I think we should cover the talks on-location. Thanks for taking the time to visit both sites!!!! Too nice!

[TheGiantRobot]

Emissions of stupidity, warm CO2, exhaling Republicans - yep, all the same thing.

Ooh, cooking tips. I love tomatoes in my omelettes, I'll have to keep an eye out for those.

[gnooze]

I'm not even a very big omlette fan, but sundried tomatoes take it to a whole new level.

[TheBabyEaters]

Jon Stewart might be silent, but in our time of need...MARTA IS THERE!

[gnooze]

Aw shucks, BabyEaters. ;)

[osubucks69]

My new favorite word, CRAPBALLS!

[gnooze]

:) New word of the year '08? I mean, if w00t can make it, you never know...

[EricaSoFine]

cute shirt... You're awesome and funny... never stop the vids.. ROCK ON! YAY!

[gnooze]

YAY! THANK YOU!

[PiFan7]

I like that, "emissions of stupidity".

I can see you branching out and do a cooking show, too? Maybe once a week. "Cooking at the Cosbars". It has a ring.

[PiFan7]

. . . or to build on your brand, "Gnooze from the Kitchen". Alright, I'm done. Nothing to see here.

[gnooze]

I have always wanted to do a cooking show! That sounds rad!

[PiFan7]

I can see it now—informative and funny with simple, common ingredients cooked right in your kitchen. A gnooze(dot)com exclusive. Bam! (Well, okay, not bam, that's already taken, but you know what I mean.) Make it happen, Marta!

[gnooze]

Well I have always envisioned my personal cooking show masterpiece: "The Panicked Chef"... hmmmmmm.

[PiFan7]

That's a great name!! You should grab that domain on spec, just in case you decide to do it.

[caverly]

awesome as always. we are cheering for you 24/7.

ditch that day job and be a Super-Star

{oh, right, you all ready are .... i mean have a S-S income for work you love }. xoxo

[gnooze]

Heeheee thanks Caverly! I'd be delighted with just a regular salary! :)