Character, Regrets, Who we are.

[zoonr5]

this is the most hilarious vid i ever seen i felt revenged cuz i got pantsed too and im a girl :(

[godcantsaveyounow]

This made me laugh sooooo fucking hard

[huntergero1]

how to never get pantsed have a giant ass boner to make it impossible to get pulled down

[jiyumes]

I loved this. I haven't had the best past and from time to time it comes back to haunt me. After watching this, today, at least, I feel I don't have to worry about that. Also, I think I have been cured from my illogical fear of being pantsed.

[NimwenEleniel]

It's echoy in hEYa...A...A...AAAA

[nuderedfinger]

That was an inspiring story. I wanna get pantsed now.

[DiamondDude1996]

The link for Ducks penis's is broken

[DemonGirl565]

I'll pants you. ;)

[pfackinggshett]

duck penis is weird

[Darnok1221]

hahahhahaahhahaha i discovered another click 6 and u will hear my pants

[Darnok1221]

hahahah keep clicking 1 XDDDD hahahahahah OMFG!!!

[korikakumei]

Love this one, its educational!

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

I was once told by a girl that I gave her hope for humanity, and that I was everything to her, as well as she was to me. One year later, she leaves me for another guy, and claims that she regrets nothing about breaking up with me, while the time I was with her, I treated her like a goddess. This thought will now be buried in my brain every time I get into a serious relationship, which will inevitably leave me with insecurities that the person I'm with will pick up on, and leave me once again.FML

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ProtectorsGameGuide To add to this, I say... "Fuck that bitch."

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide For fuck sakes didn't you learn anything from this video? Are you really gonna let that stupid bitch to f up your life? Seriously? Are you really gonna give her the pleasure to watch you destroy yourself by never getting over her? Over that piece of garbage that doesn't even deserve to have a boyfriend and is probably gonna die alone with a bunch of cats? Seriously man GET OVER YOURSELF and find another girl who deserves your attention.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 You obviously don't understand me... And I'll admit that I'm still what you'd call "Broken" from my first love being a bitch/whore such as herself breaking my heart... But I was just sharing a traumatic experience like Danny was in the video. And when I said "Fuck that bitch", it was pretty much like me saying I no longer care about her, and was done letting her enter my thoughts, as well as controlling my life. And you don't need to emphasize how pitiful I am. I need to change myself.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ProtectorsGameGuide (Cont.) And i know that. I need to stop thinking about negative things that COULD happen, and just enjoy the good things. It's just hard for me to do so, because every time i have something I deem worth living for in my life, something happens and that great thing goes away. It's like a cruel joke. But you're right, i do need to get over it... and i do need to find another girl... Well... I WANT to... Social anxiety doesn't really help... But I'm sure it'll happen someday...

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide My point was DONT under any circumstances change yourself. I don't mean not to learn from the situation, do that. But don't change who you are. You see I don't really know you but in my opinion you're a wonderful human being and the reason I snapped like that is because I've seen a lot of really nice guys turn into complete assholes because of some stupid girl who doesn't appreciate what she has.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 Yeah, same here... (Referring to your last sentence) And yeah, that's what I meant... learning from the experience... you know. But yeah... She seemed nice at first, and said all the romantic things about me, about how she couldn't live without me, and how great of a boyfriend I was... Idk what happened, but she became extremely critical at me for the littlest things. (Saying the wrong joke, being happy was looked on as me being "immature" to her, etc.)

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 Also, I feel like I do need to change myself personality wise... because I think that me believeing in "true love" is now naive to believe in. Where as before I ever had a GF, I thought it would happen SOMEDAY. Now I think it's impossible. That every time I try, and give it all in a relationship, it'll all go to waste, and they'll leave me broken-hearted just like that other unappreciative bitch did... But i guess it's natural for me to think that, considering I only had one relationship

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide And besides I'm jealous. I'd kill to have a boyfriend who'd treat me the way that you treated her. -.-

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 ...And that's the thing that's ironic. All the women that I'm not attracted to are attracted to me. And I know that sounds shallow... but it's true. Without physical attraction, the relationship wouldn't work. So I'm not going to resort to using people like my ex did to me... Emotionally anyway... But yeah, people are indecisive. Because they say they want something, but when they get it, they decide they want something else. I was a nice guy to her, so she left me for a bad boy...

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide So what you'll turn into a bad boy? Who do you refer to as a bad boy anyway? This is just a stupid stereotype like the one for the nice guy. Those that are usually called "bad" are just idiots that try to be "cool". It's all an act. And the girls who claim to like this are just dumb because they believe it's all true. And in the end they are sorry for their idiocy. Just because you've been nice to her that doesn't mean you're a looser or anything.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 Just seems like naive to think that I'm doing the right thing, ya' know? I mean, yeah, I was bullied in high school and all that, never retaliated, and just let it happen. Because I knew if I did retaliate: 1.) I'd probably make a fool of myself trying to fight back 2) The teacher would punish me for "acting inappropriately", or 3) It's not like it'd change anything, or would stop them from doing it, so why even try? And of course I was looked on as being a weak individual.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ProtectorsGameGuide Which brings to question what exactly doing the "right" thing is. You can be the nicest person to everyone, and they'll still be some trying to take advantage of you, or just use you as a doormat. Nice guys get looked at as boring, because they're predictable in relationships. Bad boys get characterized as fun and unpredictable, which makes the relationship exciting. I wish people wouldn't just jump to conclusions in today's society... then again, it's just in their nature.

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide For god sakes there are no "bad boys"! They can look cool with their sunglasses on and they can pretend they don't give a fuck about anything and anyone but inside they are just complexed and unsure little boys who crave for attention and admiration. And besides they are anything but unpredictable. Just look around!

[ikol12]

They just do what is considered to be cool and they never do anything creative and new because they never know how will others react and that might be bad for their reputation which seems to be the most important thing to them. And not to mention they never reveal their true emotions because bad boys are supposed to be assholes which means they will never get a chance for a real relationship.

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide There are ways to bee good to people and they not to take advantage of you. Just prove yourself as a strong person and no one will dare to do that. And about that honeymoon thing...I don't really give a damn if you give me presents or compliments. It's nice but that's not the most important thing. If you really are a good person and if you really care for me that's good enough. And your kindness and compassion will not pass unnoticed.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 I guess you're evidence that good people do indeed exist in the world... Well that's a relief, lol.

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide LOL thanks! I wish you a wonderful life as a good person and may the Force be with you! (I'm sorry I couldn't help it :))

[ikol12]

@ProtectorsGameGuide In fact I think that this is the appropriate way to treat a girl. And I think you're right about the physical attraction. It's not shallow it's an important part of every successful relationship. And you're right that people change their minds a lot. I've seen it like a thousand times. But I'm just not that kind of person.I know what I want from a relationship.

[ProtectorsGameGuide]

@ikol12 But that's the thing... Let's say I was your bf per say... and I was kind, compassionate, and committed to you more than anything in the world. Gave you compliments, unnecessary gifts, and showered you with love. (Not clingy, but affectionate) But suddenly, later in the relationship, my once cute charms then become nothing more than annoyances to you. What happens after the honeymoon phase? And what is it that keeps people together for years to come afterwords? So many possibilities..

[KristianPaca]

hahaha mentally prepared ahahah XD AWEZSOME HAHA

[Killuminatyi]

wear a belt LOL

[MrAdamkober]

hahahaha

[sgsuperman1]

i was like why did u get in trbl, then i was like ROFLMAO HAHAHA THATS WHY HAHAHA NICE!!!

[tennisfan54321]

hahahahhahahahahahah you spit at 1:52(:

those stories are my favorite too.

[ilikepepsi33]

One of my favs!

[provyprov]

hahahahahahahaha this is great

[Frisby2007]

It echoes in your home. You must be very lonely :/

[Ac3Ph3wl]

it echoes cuz he got empty space in his rooms :/// ...dumbass...that doesnt mean that he is lonely -.-'.......

[Frisby2007]

I was expressing something you fucking retard!!

[Ac3Ph3wl]

what ever :///...

[MrNeca98]

0:04 lol

[nikola1389]

great vids m8

[icika87]

i fuckin love you!You always make my day..VOLIM TE LUDAKU:)

[TheWitcherFanboy]

Woah Danny,your videos really rock dude!

,,You like pantsing people do ya?

Now you gonna get to suck it!

Suck it!

Yeah,now you get to suck it!

Danny>Jim Carrey!''

[narufansupear]

I wanked off in 8th in school on the last day, in class. I couldn't feel my ass for 2 months....

[uberspazzcake217]

@narufansupear that must've been one epic jizz

[runescape2sux]

sadly my horribly bad days kept me up till 2:00 in the morning.... i had to wake up at 6

[pavko965]

lovv it

[hugo5918]

I got a detention for pantsing my self and flaping my penis at some girls back in the 6-7 grade, true story :)))))))))))

[1993petros]

LOL Wear a belt :D

[monkey1534]

best invention in the entire world haha

[acerunner007]

Dude, your freakin hilarious.

[stexcarina]

Do a video about hypocrits...

[xShadowsaur]

@stexcarina He already did. look up 'pirates' on his channel.

[Tackybg]

xDD u love you dude XDDDD

[stargalzed24]

lol

[runescape2sux]

wow never seen this one... it was funny

[iselin90]

i pantsed someone couple of yrs ago

[itachisgurl131925]

OHMEGAWD UR A HOBKNOCKER!! @O@!!! lawl that was aweshum

[tormentedmetaldude]

Obozavam te gade ludi

(nemam kvacice na tipkovnici)

[BloodyRune]

Cool.

[iwuvsweeney]

what happened to your neck at 2:48??!! D:

[PixieStuff12]

looks like a waffle O.o

[ahybuc]

1:10 ROFL THE FUCK xAJHuXAhUAXUAhxAU

the 2nd kid has a larger penis then the bully hXAUxhAuXHAuXH

[girl122]

XD Omgosh I was crying from laughter

[Jifnuts]

wow I didn't realize ducks have that quality, i forgot about the original video and pantsing already.

[Illmater88]

did any1 watch the video about the duck's dick?

[UncleBym]

Only you Danny...could equate character to exposing oneself...LOL! Gee...what would've happened if the depantster stepped on up and shook 'it' ('him') saying, "Yup! Glad to make your acquaintance!" Just sayin'! *grin*

[duhastchris]

burned i call pantsing dacking

[Durnzans]

tough

[CelyBadacelly]

thats high larious.

[SaeriaSuresh]

I've got to say I'm jealous of your drama class.

[RaiinbowSkeleton]

OMG I LOVE YOU!! Can you please do a video on why we fall in love? i recently met some one who i like alot.. ^-^ (L) i just want to see how you can explain why! :) thank you.. love Laura :)

[alymarieeee]

when you said pants, it quickly reminded me when I accidently pants my friend Ricky during lunch in front of everrrybody and he did the same thing, stared and didn't bother picking up his pants until 3 minutes later.;D lmao.

[DorkyMrDucky]

haha this is awesome

[Antoni1242]

that's awesome ^.^

[Furious6frog]

Hysteria, lololo!

Belts will save the world

[izzimaccawizzi]

you are alot like jim carey, your really ott and funny :)

[talkingstrawberries]

this 1 dude in my class got pantsed this year and everything came down.. i felt bad for him as i covered my eyes. ppl shouldn't do that 2 ppl.

once again..great vid.

[redheadedrockaholic]

Ahahahaha! <--- Laughing at the drama class pantser. Damn I wish I could have seen his face... flap flap :-)

[Dimitrijesolar]

In a gadda da vida ftw! best song ever!

[zauber99]

Did this really happen to you or did you just made that up? ;D

[magicalpurplewater]

haha! what a great vid :D

[AdvisorSuggest]

hahahahaha lol>)))

[Miru20]

0:04 - 0:09 lol

[CrimsonElite101]

That story was education. and quite frankly a little disturbing.

[StevenCojocaru]

that happened to me too, only that there were like only girls...the story can continue, but i'd rather stop here.

[StevenCojocaru]

i'm sure u've been told that you kinda look like rob schneider

[TisJokar]

Cool Story Bro

I <3 danny

[ramio1983]

He sounds too much like SXEPHIL!

[genis7]

Not only is it impossible to sound TOO much like Sxephil. But that's a LIE a terrible dirty duck erection sucking lie. You should be drawn and raped analy by a circumsized water buffalo while retarded spider monkeys dumb on your chest. Moreover, I find your mothers bearded clam smells too much like rusty pennies. Rusty. Pennies. That my good sir. That right there. That was a burn the size of Hades' firey dick. Can you feel it? But really bro I'm just kidding. I don't really care that much lol

[ramio1983]

@genis7 I must say though even though he kind of sounds like SXEPHIL in my eyes, this guy is much more entertaining and your burn was worse than Paris Hiltons vagina. Youch!

[ElAndoro]

excatly

[bronnie12345678]

EPIC LOL. love this guy i would marry him just for the fact that he's funny

5/5 love you

[mle011]

Funny story, Danny! I like it.

[ChuckLee4200]

hahahaha is it me or did he sound like crazy frog when saying the guys screen name

[MTNS1985]

hahha, smart reaction :D

[optiplexe]

pantsed? i think you mean decked danny :]

[flippinsweet17]

Depending on where you're from, it can be different. Obviously, from where he is from, the act is called "pantsing". From where you're from, it's "decking". Don't mock him just because you're from different places.

[genis7]

lol I think YOU mean pantsed. It involves "pants" doesn't it? It doesn't involve a "deck" so why would it be decking? Unless where your from it involves a deck? :D

[lazylank]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! "Flapping your penis at people."

[Peasful8]

What happened to tuorquise tarantulas?!

Why are we Lemon Drops?

[lalobling]

hahaha lol

[PurePaganGrl]

That was hands-down the best Gradual Report EVER! Sure, I almost choked on popcorn and died as a result, but isn't that what comedy is all about? Bravo, Danny!

[Seabearr]

did you really do that?? bravo, danny, bravo :D

[skinnbone260]

no shave november danny? lol

[InnaFunk]

My question was read and that was cool. Thanks Danny!

[civil238]

BEST EPISODE EVARRRR

[admydragon]

you shoulda pissed on the kid who pants you

[1nContr0l]

serbian lession 5? when!? :D

[Corkoth55]

if someone pants'd me i'd be like, "now come pull em back up"

[arrghgarry]

it looks like your expressions ,actions ,video are all copied from other people ,very irritating to watch ,unfunny script ,anyways have a nice day

[cobboGHS91]

arrgharry , have you been beating yourself off ahh up over some event that happened to you in the past, would you like to share it with the rest of the group.. rotflmao

[arrghgarry]

are you fucking him or something ? unfunny ,unoriginal his actions ,stupid faces have all been seen before .(.rotflmao) very original .

what about ...rotfsbssmeo

[arrghgarry]

Cobbo ,again I see why you suck up to him you dag F>>INg COBBO too original to be true for a POM .are you capable of original thought ?

[arrghgarry]

Looking at your friend list s ,it looks like you are being the original aussie tossing h`self off at the computer and given the time difference I guess you are on your midmorning break at a council offices somewhere in Auburn ,stop beating off at work you tosser

[cobboGHS91]

hahaha oh man, harry you really have some issues you need to deal with, i have some international help numbers if you would like someone to talk to. it must have sucked to lable me a POM and to have to raid my profile and got it wrong.

[blackpoisondarts]

Danny is cool because he doesn't look at explosions.

[ReyMisteryo13]

thx for the video i laugh everytime i see one you rock :)

[wutefuk]

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA, so much win.

[sammyxXx37]

hahahahahaahahahhahahahahahhah­ahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahaha­hhah

[SomethingAboutJesse]

lmfao haha thats so freaking funny

[ZZs32]

wtf, larger penis??

[1337pede]

I learn so much from this show that (I quote) 'My brain says to my body: "Holy Bejesus, did that just happen to me?"'.

[quoththeravenx]

Lmao. This made my morning.

[whathebuckfan]

haha nice video mann!!

[cubturbo]

Lol, spit scene 1:50

[Pepeljuga14]

serbian lessons 5 cooming soon ? :D

[pitbullica]

care :D kralj si :D

he is the king :P

[acorulez]

I'd really shave for this kind of occasion...

[lavenderribbons]

you go girl!

[93R0]

yeeea suck it! suck it! !!! hahaha

u rule Danny...

[Avram1986]

Dude... shave! :)

p.s. What's that coming out of your mouth at 1:50? xD

[moyapoy]

Ur face is getting hairier shave man

[PLAYER2DAHATERS]

U r the funnies serb ever.XD

[Deviantel]

hahaha, Danny care. XD

[holkinns]

lol, u never fail to make me laugh...ur awesome danny (:

[mrcrazyman95]

good job

[chiyerano]

lol I want to believe this actually happened to you. Almost wish I were there.

[TatsujinSan]

hahahahahha, that's a triumphant victory danny.

[izme29]

that made me feel so much better

ahh danny thank you again for making life more bearable

i lufff yuu

[SlipknotBootlegs]

Haha flopping ya penis at people

[igebadia]

sorry for doing that vid response 3 times.. the video kept being 4 minutes long.. and I had only 2 minutes of content.. it is the aliens fault.. the lizards in V...

[ExactLeigh]

2:45 hilarious lol and you can watch his neck collapse!

[rollercoasterbarbie]

:D idk hy but watching that made m throat itchy i think ishould go to the doctor, GOOD SHOW :D

[marfabear]

Excellent show today Danny, Thank you!

[marfabear]

I must have lots of "character"!

[RoflolmaoProductions]

SHIT, I WAS just shy of about 13 hours :(

[RoflolmaoProductions]

FIRST

[LilDmWearingBiatch]

officialy my new fave Channel on youtube. you are a bit cool really. my commendations.

[fasterpussycatwinger]

Man your so F*ckin funny dude you need your own tv show!

[Cheeto1501]

this video was awesome!

thanks danny

[Redout9122]

That was your best video in quite a while. Loved it.

[dejavuchicka]

you spit twice in this video lol one at 1:53 and another at 2:16 lol

yea. i win.

[ChibiPoweredDeath]

I was pansed in middle school, too. I was so upset that the people who pansed me actually came and sincerely apologised...I must've been seriously pathetic.

[guitaristjames3]

omg hahaha that was so hilarious

[xIxAmxKh2xI]

i less than 3 u

[DrKidd8]

LOL!! u so funny!! :O

[spacedog1996]

I see why you like the real life examples lol Your life is so....interesting. ;P

[AprilBabexD]

You know what? You should really make a video on how to tell someone you love them. I'd like to see that (:

[geraados]

haha i dont really care if i get pants :], its not embarasing for me if they pull my pants down, ill just show them my cock and theyll probably stop XD

[killerjo100]

roflmoaol

[Ekman196]

lmfao

[ilovedagreenday]

this is your best and funniest video ever! i love it :) good job

[nickigw94]

oooohhh =]=]

new backround.

u look cute ;)

[tre1021]

go to 2:45 and when he makes the weird voice look at his neck...its look deformed!!!!

[Soreo8]

Danny, this was easily one of your best. thank you.

2) Backdrop seems nice. Keep this?

3) I wanna meet you, and you never announced when you'd say you would come to DC on your road trip. :\ so, the next time you come to DC, please let your fans know.

:)

[chiyerano]

3) Thank you, you and I both.

[Lancer667owns]

lol good going next time some1 pants me ill do the same

[BlueEarthRising]

HAHHAHAHA... Man that was funny.

[sounderskid21]

i dont get pantsed because people in 7th and 8th grade are afraid of my intelligence and connections

[ChaseWatkins]

1:51 thousands of people will see you spit. NEVER FORGET IT

[H057IL3]

I didn't notice that until the second time I went back in the video :\