Alan Ford is Brick Top (Snatch)

[jamesvarty98]

I'm British and have a huge cock, so i dont give a fuck about my teeth...

[yoyuepz]

@jamesvarty98 prove it and show it on youtube then ?

[PrimetimeD]

It was a rhetorical question Harold. What have I told you about thinking? lol, Bricktop rules.

[rebharath]

@mmlucid great editting on this vid! kudos!!

[DjWellDressedMan]

Brick Top has to be one of the Scariest Thugs in the Movies, hats off to Alan Ford!

[Sn0w4Lif3]

rusko and datsik w/ flux pavilion brought me here.

[badass147]

British people have shit teeth cuz they smoke and drink lots of coffee (prob don't brush much either). The crookedness is genetic obvsly.

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

a villain with bad teeth is a good idea anyway. Notice how he always shows them, its not an accident.

[chaosferox]

absolutely fucking genius acting.

[aloisiusj]

of course, fucking of course, i wasn't asking , i was telling fuckin brilliant!!!!

[billboardx25]

BRUSH UR TEETHS U BRITISH FUHUCK

[athleticguyUK]

@billboardx25 Teeth are naturaly supposed to be yellow,ask your dentist,white is not normal colour of teeth. although mine and many other peoples in the UK have white teeth,white is not normal and does not = healthy teeth. white = personal choice and trend set by Americanization,same as fast food obeesity = Americanization.

And why do Americans worry so much about their teeth but not their weight and health????

[TheMilwaukeeProtocol]

@athleticguyUK I am a yank, and I know that British teeth are fine. I'm married to a Brit.

[KeepYourHandup972]

" Pull your tongue out of my arsehole  Gary " Legendary

[sputnikkurwa]

this is fuckin brilliant, absolutely great

[MuandLe]

MUHAMMAD IAHMAAAD BRUCE LEE

[MuandLe]

OF COURSE, FUCKIN OF COURSE

[0248959]

@MuandLe I WASNT ASKIN... I WAS TELLIN!

[mrspivvy]

ah'll give ye ya shooter, ya cunt ya!

hehehe

[TheExpo187]

Who ever has disliked this is a retard

[ty3165]

thin fucking ice my pedigree chums 

[MymindisaMaze]

damn it that just ruined the movie for me, if i was ever going to watch it, now i know he gets shot

[BritishXBL]

@MymindisaMaze

You haven't seen Snatch yet, oh man.

[philm625]

Massive Facepalm @ 4:45  xD

[TheMorrisseyMan]

"you bet your bollocks to a barn dance"

[utube2344]

"now fack off"

[RunawayTrane]

Bricktop: What do you think Errol?

Errol: I think we should drip dry em gov'ner

[JikataFurin]

"When your spirit is floating down that tunnel towards the light, you know what's behind the light? It's not God, it's me. And I'm gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel 'til you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now, wake the fuck up!"

[multitudinal]

slick editing well done

[Hakiblack]

Great film, Guy's a great director, a far better talent than that singer he was married to...

[pramodmr23]

even my facebook name is Brick Top :D

[egmj12xii]

fuck yeah,no dislike

[LucySkyz]

Brick Top scares the crap out of me in this movie.

[PrimetimeD]

It was a rhetorical question Harold. What have I told you about thinking?

[fdama]

Its true, the Brits do have the worst teeth in the world. Disgusting.

[ETSpacealien]

@fdama It's not that we have bad teeth its just that we are not obsessed with vanity like hollywood yanks. So we dont pay thousands of pounds to get are teeth straight.

[RhaegarTargaryen1884]

@ETSpacealien I'm british, I have perfect teeth, which I was born with.

[clockworkorange1986]

@ETSpacealien, I've never paid thousands of dollars to get my teeth straight and they are as straight as anyone elses, so relax. its just a joke. don't be so thin-skinned.

[LilBigSmoke]

@fdama Shut the fuck up.

[GERdeathstar]

Brick Top deserves -1 dislike

[NurceeAss]

the pikeys win

[SupremeDalek1000]

Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt. Me

[AvEryBadApPLe]

i want a pig farm, lol!

[boogie24121988]

"Fuckface...I like that one Al, I'll have to remember that one next time im climbing off your mum..."

[malarbusto]

@H2Pamer I wouldn't fackin dare

[goaldemon08]

of course fackin of course!

[zanesanchez]

when does he say goody gumdrops? i need to make it easier for people to access that part.

[HaRdStyLeDeCeNdaNt]

@zanesanchez go to 4:05 You should have it pretty much perfect

[DaWeedHH]

brilliant

[eleven38]

i fuckin hate pikeys

[DocTorquemada]

"But this time, I do want him to go down in the fourth... and I *do* mean it... this time." Sounds purely menacing to me.

[crownmuriel]

0:49 I love when he he says ".....Turkish or his girlfriend" referring to Tommy. LMAO

[guitarszzz]

rusko and caspa sent me here.

[MRPOOPDOG100]

Snatch Wars

[photog455]

One of the few movies where a character scared me. Alan Ford really acted brilliantly in this movie. Portrayed the essence of sociopath perfectly.

[123RhoadsRandy]

@photog455 Either you're timid or just havent seen a lot of movies. No disrespect but I just don't see how you could be scared at someone who's so funny.

[photog455]

@123RhoadsRandy No, it's the other way. If you read my comment, I said he played the essence of a sociopath perfectly. Now to explain that. Sociopaths tend to be very personable people. I am ex law enforcement, and I dealt with a lot of scary people. People like Alan Ford's character. So when I was watching this movie, Alan's character reminded me of a person that I dealt with. He happened to be a very highly placed gang member in Chicago.

[123RhoadsRandy]

@photog455 Yeah I got it. You just didnt elaborate that much the 1st time & the first sentence reads exactly how I took it.

[jaustinuk]

i think this is where fonejacker/facejacker got his character Terry Tibbs from lol

[Naphorse]

is he facking stoned

[yidarmylad666]

Whats the song at the bit where brick top smashes the geezer with a hammer

[thaatxboss]

[a quote from bricktop goes here]

[tesseract9100]

Hence the expression... As greedy as a pig ^o^

[paynter17]

i dont care if hes muhammed i'm hard bruce lee !

[jimboogie]

Of course fukin of course!

[upchilled]

if you see the pikey, turkish or his girlfriend come out before me... HAHAHA!

[skisail]

5:28 I don't eat ham anymore.

[JDMlover91]

"Oh fuck me! Your lady friend got a voice?!" :D

[BlindingBlizzard]

So thats what Darth Vada looks like without his gear on!

[coreyfielder]

your on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be underneath it when it breaks. Now fuck off.

[coreyfielder]

your on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be underneath it when it breaks. Now fuck off.

[henkeeeer]

Alan Ford is just awesome.. I don't know what more to say..

How many actors Like him DO you find today?!

Hes a person i would fucking like to hang out with, have a beer & just talk about everything. This guy hits words with a fucking greate sense!

[EdBed94]

Of course fackin of course

[CoweeCowman]

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

[palkab8]

fuckin love these accents :D

[324051806]

"put a lid on her turkish before she gets bit,...& you don't wanna get bitten now do you sweetheart??!!

[artistsandbox]

@324051806 I thought it was "lead" instead of lid. . "lead" as in leash

[klb12393]

your on thin fucking ice, and i shall be under it when it breaks... now fuck off! womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp womp

[TheConciseStatement]

@klb12393

You missed the best bit : "My Pedigree Chums". LOL!

[ikan01]

i think we should drip dry em govna!!

[resolypf4]

I got a barenuckle fight in a couple of days...i wanna use the pikey!

[hairy0pothead]

"Fuck face? Right then Harold, I'll have to remember that one next ti8me I'm climbing off your mum" xD

[TheGuvNur]

@hairy0pothead its eril but it is a gd line

[JDMlover91]

Oh fuck me, your lady friend got a voice? :D

[T800System]

"...pull your tongue out of my arsehole, Garry - dogs do that, you're not a dog, are you Garry??"

[chezcozz]

do you take sugar? No thatnk you turkishhhhh, i'm sweet enough!!

ROFLMAO

[masiyh]

If I throw a dog a bone, I dont wanna know if it tastes good or not...you stop me whilst i'm walking again and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!!!!

Now that's gangsta!!!

[JHNProduction]

does that old dude die in the movie?

[colummcclelland90]

@JHNProduction

yea

[DeanChillin279]

So no, I don't have my fight do I? You fucking prat

[judowojtus]

goody gumdrops...

[sgreen81]

"you can keep that silly fat wanker, the lads can't lift him"

LMAO

[dtimbro]

"You're on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks, now fack off"

"Of course fuckin' of course, I wasn't askin'

I was tellin'"

"In a quiet words of the virgin Mary, come again ?"

"He's a useless shite that boy, punish him Erroll"

And of course, 4:28 and on ... pig story just cracks me up EVERY time !

Classic.

[skilzthatkillz123]

haha awesome video

[Chxll]

The man the legend..

[shaizerbaizer657]

nice quality