Me In High School

[ghettomex92]

god damn!!



[Aislynx3]

Dat ass in those pants.

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[rockstarsrv]

high school eh?? :O the sword was perhaps...dangerous :/ well, good skill with it btw..:)

[axlary]

oh high school color guard... memories....

[MalcolmXcellent]

Wow, that much hotness at a high school? So unfair. How are dudes supposed to concentrate? And now teachers are dtf too!? Shits crazy.

[bingolongfart]

Woot wooty hott booty

[Danieljbest9311]

Ha. At my school everyone likes CG and dislikes the cheer squad because it was filled with... ahem, sluts. And people with talent like yours is why CG rocks.

[IBrokeTheOath]

Dayum. If we went to high school together, I would've stared at you awkwardly all the time and never had the balls to talk to you. :/

[shuarbacha]

I clapped out loud after i saw this.

[MegasAlexis96]

Lol I'd like you to play with my gun

[MrAdamTen]

Wow. Very impressive. Especially the part with the sword.

[gaspsfavs1]

not even dropped once, niceee

[urabusxrw04]

What terrible high school would let you perform like that? I bet 30% of the girls at your school were pregnant.

[incredibleluke]

@urabusxrw04 okay so next time they perform, they should wear a coat that goes up to their wrists, hood up to cover their hair, goggles to cover their eyes, long thick trousers so you cant see any shape or figure beneath it, gloves to hide their hands and big boots to hide their feet.

twat, she wasnt dancing slutty and what she was wearing was appropriate to her performance. dumbass.

[jzky]

ah.. 4 min and no chainsaw tossing ;)

[sashbme]

although i did not know exactly what that was, i thought it was pretty damn cool :)

[lightsintherain]

@missymoo33 it depends on the toss you're doing. generally speaking, if you're releasing with your right hand, you may need to extend your right arm all the way up, and pull down with your left arm to get more spin. (:

[missymoo33]

I'm a freshie in colorgaurd and I can't seem to get my tosses high enough...Any tips?

[nufsaid321]

I can see somebody had a lot of friends in high school..

[NicksKnacks52]

Guns and Swords are not toys to be spinningly flung into the air with reckless abandon... jk, what's next?

[TsumeSlash335]

:O you're talent!

it is easily upgraded by your looks!!

jk, that was cool to watch :3

[xPhoLOVE]

LOL what. we don't have "color guards" or whatever around where I live.. haha cool tho

[Merkstar56]

Awww yeeeah what a badass.

[evfanno1]

I enjoyed the step ball changes. You are a legend Michelle! :D I'm pretty sure my parents have a dusty recording of me doing a terrible Mein herr, chair and everything.

[g0dhims3lf]

I would have BOOOOO"D really loud just to be an ass but not really have ment it and apologized after and told you how good you were

[RaZaKKaZaR]

impressive, Michelle! thanx 4 sharing :-)

[greenschmoodle]

Yay!! I just started learning how to spin a rifle. So. Much. Fun! Awesome job!

[davidsquall351]

I want to learn how to twirl my rifle like that.

[i2aVH]

oh my.. this is pretty special... love the dramatic prop changes !

[trumpeter0102]

Definitely the hottest guard member I have seen, no one one like you when i was in marching band. my little sister just started up and she really likes being in the color guard. hope all is well michelle, i wish i could meet you and grace, that would be fun.

[WhimsicalNonsense]

Hmm. This reminds me of the baton twirling in Miss Congeniality, but the one with the fire.

[WillyM79]

damn, if we had gone to high school together I would have asked you out

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@WillyM79 after seeing this? a buch of guys reacted that way but I was dating a guy in the marching band by then ;)

[randeDANDE]

lol at my school if your in the color guard everyone refers to you as cheerleader reject. but you look like you were hot enough to get on cheer

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@randeDANDE same at my school, but not everyone wants to be a cheerleader, love :)

[randeDANDE]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn did you ever try for cheerleader though?

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@randeDANDE hah, no I wasn't interested in cheerleading

[brezzworld]

oh my god. This has everything I want and and more in a youtube video.

[HPrules06]

That's amazing Michelle!!!

[nerdbird614]

haaha thats awesome!! :D

[Joeisreason]

()_() nice

[Msan09]

u can throw my rifle anyday!

[TheCalm25]

INTENSE!!! You really could have been any number of components in theentertainment world, huh.

[swedish1muffin]

Holy Moses, you did that in High School? Thats truely amazing, what a great performer you are! Thank you for sharing.

[KidmadeProductions]

were you a buffy fan...

[fitactinglove]

WHAT??!!! I'm not going to lie I thought this was fake at the beginning and then I was like "holy shit shes amazing"

[stainedmydresses]

I miss guard so much!

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@stainedmydresses me too :( but I have a rifle and sabre at my place. I bought them online!!! :D Don't know how well I can spin these days, but it's sorta like riding a bike.

[martinteel]

im impressed.

[maddysonw]

Cadet Kelly?

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@maddysonw everyone keeps saying that!!!!!! I googled it, of course, but that came out at around the same time of this video lol

[VitalNerves]

Michelle kicked ASS!!!

[yousuckha2]

You're that much cooler now because you did color guard in high school. You'd be super cool anyways, but this is just the icing in the cake:P

[clarabell02]

Hell yes, I was in the colorguard too! Marching band what what

[sevendueceoffsuit]

That was awesome!

[OhDamnDrewann]

I'm a flaggot too :) ahh, i think i love color guard a little more now ;) 

[fallenstar104]

I'm real jealous that you got rifles and sabres in high school. I only worked with them at colorguard camp for maybe a day. Now I wanna go play with my flag. Thanks for that Michelle GOSH!

[SixBubbles]

i feel so much closer to you know michelle. i tried out for flags at my high school (we only had all the cheer varieties and tall and short flags) and its so much harder than it looks! now we have flags in common lol jk i made the tall flags but since i wasnt in shape enough to march (i was banking on short flags. they are sideline and dont march at my high school) i quit. im a quitter. im glad you succeeded! wow looking back a decade is weird. every time. lol im olllllllllld

[PowerFlowRhymes]

Haha Swag In Your Step :P I Love It, My Schools Color Guard Drops It Atleast 5 Times....... Yay Football Halftime -__-

[jp3d2k]

watch?v=ZI58pMXc8R4&t=3m47s

[purplepoprocks]

Can you still do that?

[ChristinaSuper91]

You were in Colorguard?! My respect for you just shot up sky high.

You go girl!

[CaptianMajic]

lawllll

[Aviebizzydfreak6]

You and your christina aguilera lol. Amazing. You look pretty comfortable on that stage lol. I wish I had that courage to get up on stage. Nice work.

[fidorover]

I saw a girl perform the exact same routine for her final exam at the East Jersey Stripper's College.

[fccapt08]

You can spin my rifle anytime.

[CJSteveMcBean2]

Erm, where can i but those trousers? Vintage 90's!!

[SixBubbles]

@CJSteveMcBean2 i think shes too young to have been in high school in the 90s... right? ps nothing is vintage from the 90s. its just outdated lol

[KrustyMcGee97]

nice titties ^^

[jax12007]

Um...awesome.



[spulawa]

omg total props to you girl... I will never put up anything I did in high school im not that brave at all

[moses6667]

Sweet dance skills

[Arkady3573]

@Michelle-the second item that you work with in the video, is that a sword? that must have been one perfectly balanced sword. I was impressed before , but that was awesome. And I guess you looked good in the spandex pants too...LOL

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@Arkady3573 It's a color guard sabre, balanced for spinning :D I WORE THOSE PANTS ALL THE TIIIIME.

[Arkady3573]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn -I love that you almost always respond Michelle. Thta's what makes you the coolest woman on youtube, next to Grace ofcourse....LOL

[RDobnakSon]

oh hey gorgeous

[Hotty6969]

were u considered the high school hotty?

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@Hotty6969 Nope, not at all. I actually talked about it in this video here :) /watch?v=20O_pyLM6Ec

[Hotty6969]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn well u were prolly the most talented

[concord327]

woweee!

[slashluva4evr]

oh my fuckin GOD this is the best video on the internet

[keenly]

Wow... just add live ammunition, a sharp blade & and chainsaw and you got yourself my senior variety show...

[jennyluvsher]

Standing ovation!

[mrbuchanantoyou]

it's just become apparent how shit my high school was,

[princeword]

Flagged for sexually suggestive content!!!!!!! LOL

damn, those pants. think about the Gazpacho Martin, think of the gazpacho.. GAZPACHO!!!!!

:)

[JosephCee]

dayum, this was in highschool?? rhetorical question.

[kaniverjayz]

I'm official aroused none stop for a month now...

[Cookie89Kupo]

That was awesome. You reckon you could still do that kind of thing now? Obviously not right now if/when you read this comment, but with a little practice to get you back into it?

Now that is something that would be great to watch. You could incorporate Doug into the act somehow!

[concord327]

@Cookie89Kupo she's done it before in other videos on the Smush21 channel.

[xCoutureQueenx]

I was in colorguard :) Much respect!

[NDbabe]

I never would've guessed you were an auxiliary girl, choir or band geek maybe... But either way, DAMN GURL, YOU SURE CAN MOVE!

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@NDbabe I was in the marching band for 5 years. MARCHING BAND FO LYFE.

[NDbabe]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn I knew it! I totally know my band peeps!! I was in it for about 7 years, I miss it so much! I'm thinking about going and getting me a clarinet just to play for fun.

[barrijitos]

first of all did you win?

second of all omg the pants i love the pants i remember that style

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@barrijitos It wasn't a contest :) Just a variety show.

[AnnyPB13]

You remind me of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! This is AWESOME! <3

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@AnnyPB13 I'll take it!

[Headlesslouis]

Woah... I just farted. WITH HEADPHONES ON!

[Colettalouise]

love the pants :P

[SexSmore]

i expected u to sing, but that was cool too :)

[jodiesg]

cadet kelly

[orbital151]

We are not allowed to have anything SHAPED like a weapon in school.

[KalogST]

That was some talented shit right there.

[GenericTechGuy]

That was AWESOME!

[boomerangNbitter]

This is so badass. Wow. If I had the balls to do something like that...

[arragoth]

I felt guilty about this turning me on :(

[KristaViveiros]

You were in colorguard? Killer <3

[maemannn]

Did you get a standing ovation?

Seriously your badassness just rose ten levels for me.

[coolman96ism]

real sword? looks real and wat high school is that?

[LivTheLife]

lol you look the same!! and YOU are so talented/ were so talented? :D so awessome

[m0sas]

lmao. wowza....

[RiRiBamBooo]

omg. this is amazing! and you look EXACTLY THE SAME. omg. you look EXTREMELY tall.

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@RiRiBamBooo I'm just under 5' 6" but everyone says I'm shorter than they imagined when they meet me in person.

[lxcoon]

THAT WAS FRIGGEN AWESOME! You balanced the flag on your boobs AND you played with your sword! Definitely my new favorite youtuber. You need to make another one of these. Like right now.

[Spintown7]

I'm guessing someone was REALLY into the Spirt Squad.

[MRKiNGr82]

i like your pants

[leel17]

Talent! You are funny, beautiful, and you can spin the HELL out of things!

[FriedChickennLeg]

I Was Waiting For The Sword To Fly Out Of Her Hand.......

[RawrrRainbowSyrup]

WOW!

 <3

[cinormak]

NASTY WIT IT

[rintrah81]

Damn Michelle....You talented!

[tnlizabee]

I was in band in high school. It was performances like this that always made me jealous of the color guard... that and hot sexy all of the girls were! ;)

[oftheFence]

just came back from guard practice, this stresses me out so much lol

[mikejaysmith]

THAT WAS SOMETHING, MICHELLE!!!

[strangeisbetter7]

You were and are amazing. I wish I could have had an awesome talent or at least the balls to do something like this when I was in high school. GO YOU

[TheAdventuresOfKhris]

Your pants are so stretchy.

[projectblogsphere]

No fake breasts. #dropsmic #walksaway

[cherryjewel]

This makes me miss my flag corp days!!!

[ErickVOnUTube]

Yaaaa woot woot applause =)

[codyisgnar]

Expect to see multiple gifs of this, Michelle.

[Phylmyc]

Fun to watch

[justa16thnote]

I'm gay and you gave me a boner.

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@justa16thnote Officially my favorite YouTube comment ever.

[jennyluvsher]

@justa16thnote OMG me too!!! (lady boner) #pervyfangirl

[themightythor1212]

Pole dancing with a GUN? dont try this at home, kiddies, she's a professional! :P i was disappointed there was no flaming sword swallowing :P otherwise, i could still take you :P

[Karragh]

color gaurd?

[Pandabearflyer]

umm im freaking out thats so COOL. Talent thy name is fartwithheadphoneson

[clarinetluvr811]

Color guard eh? Marching band. Fun. lol it's my 2nd year marching in the band

[NeeNeefan97]

What year was this

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@NeeNeefan97 2003

[ItsaRandomista]

you look the same.. are you really 26?

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@ItsaRandomista I weighed about 105  in this video. i'm about 135 now. Other than that... I DON'T AGE.

[ItsaRandomista]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn ahaha.. i have the same "problem"

[krispysky]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn don't worry, the aging will start after you have red-headed children! ha!

[youngrelleus19]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn you gained 20 pounds of boob weight ?

[Galaxygamestorm]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn Your a witch!!!!

[HiImCruz]

Wow, this is amazing. :D

[kjrunia]

Holy f*uck!!!

*coughs Britishly*

I mean, I notice you were quite skilled in this particular form of, well, skill. A performance most admirable, I must say.

Damn girl. You're goooood. On so many levels. Amazing.

[BufirdMauhaney]

This is HOT!

[angelfeelsbored]

badass michelle. haha.

[florence1fan]

You just made color guard look extremely cool :) only you and cadet Kelly have made me think that :)

[ericvlogsnow]

if only flag was this cool at our school, ours stinks lol

[BrowncoatByNight]

Next time, try that with a child.

[mav2010x]

You are so awesome, Michelle. You literally just made my day. You are so talented

[tito2010111]

cool

[BeeSammie]

what a bad ass :p

[varyagi]

I'm making a note here. Huge success.

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@TokenHispanic Probably cuz it just uploaded. Takes a while to convert to all formats!

[Imnon1]

Damn, you're talented. 

[BashirH]

this is glorious

[stewdippin]

AWESOME! Will you be doing a current you version of this?

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@stewdippin oh man. new goal.

[stewdippin]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn Can't wait! You rock out loud :D

[TheCondemnedProphet]

@FartWithHeadphonesOn

I bet after this performance you had like 20 of the most popular guys in your school ask you out :)

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@TheCondemnedProphet Or think I'm a freak because I was in color guard? More on that end :)

[shirlaay1991]

How to I get a VHS turned into a DVD?? I NEED to do that for my elementary videos!!

[FartWithHeadphonesOn]

@shirlaay1991 google it! lots of companies do it via mail!

[AriusSerillious]

bewbies