Yo mama Jokes

[killforfun67]

yo mama so old she asked jesus for a pencil in third grade

[acechampion1600]

to many old jokes

[Austinq1998]

Yo mamas like a brick. she's dirty, flat on both sides, and always gets laid by mexicans

[NintendoMan64DM]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked up in a mattress store for the night and slept on the floor.

[luis2kool4u]

Yo mama soooo ugly when she walked into the bathroom she scared the shit outta the toilet

[animelover4sure11]

Yo mama sooo ugly she makes blind children cry!

[789598shane]

you mama is so fat that we had to take her to big lots to find her dress size

[ultimatesithlord1]

yo mama so fat she cant fit in this joke

[MrSkaterdood13]

yo mama so stupid she got locked in a bathroom and peed her pants. lol

[TyrekeAKAMrDash]

yo mama so fat when she step on scale it threw her off and slap the doctor lol

[MrYomama04]

yo mamas so fat tht when god looked down apond every 1 he said who created tht bitch



[erasmomateo]

yo mamma so fat she step on a scale and the scale said damm bitch you heavy

[dramaqueen9106]

Yo mama is so skinny that when she puts on yellow clothes she looks like a #2 pencil. Yo mama is so dirty when she gets in the bathtub she makes it a black sea. Yo mama is so short she can do pushups under a door

[rayallenrocks28]

I used thid one at school and i wonbthe contest these are the last two i used :yo momma so black she makes darth vader look white ( no racist) last one was : yo momma floats like a butterfly stings like a bee, i slept with your mom and it still hurts when i pee BOOM BITCH. Haha

[xxTheG4M3Rxx]

YO MAMA SO FAT HER KINDERGARTEN PICTURE IS STILL PRINTING.  That's all I got.

[DarkDiablo56]

Heres a dirty 1

Yo mama sp red when i squeezed her pussy koop aid came out.

Yo mama so black and her teeth so yellow her head looks like a steelers helmet

[kianag000]

yo mama is so ugly that when she went to a haunted houes she got a jod application

[NCROPLEY1999]

Yo momma' so old, she sat next to Jesus in the third grade

Yo momma' so old when she went to high school, there was no history class

[almondpals]

yo moma so stupid that she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order'

[dominik3166]

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on a toilet the toilet started singing a b c d e f g get your fatass of off me

[coollundon]

Yo mama so stupid when she see`s a yellow school bus she yells stop that twinkie

[funkymonkey327]

yo mama so stupid she throuht a rock at the

grownd and missed

[robgotswaqq]

yo mama so fat she has to sit in a middle of a plaing for it wnt tip

like if it funny :}

[prankmaster06070]

yo mama is so stupid that she thought sea weed was somthing that fish smoke

[IcyBreath123]

yo mama so stupid that i told her the drinks were on the house, so she went and got a ladder

[Saxowhisper]

@MJIKomics you have no life.

[thewizer29]

yo mama so stupid that when i told her to throw a rock at the ground she missed

[minecraftlover52]

yo mama is so fat when a truck hit her she said who throw that rock

[Nubufart]

@ Mjkomics I'm goat from 5th grade my friend. I'm somewhere 17 plus your faggot ass don't scare me.

[leonardomartinez1200]

Yo mama is so stupid that when she saw a cotton ball she thought it was a marshmallow

[AlexTheWindow]

Yo mamas so fat I missed 27 tv shows and 47 commercials.

[classicsonic77]

yo mamas so ugly when she went to a strip club they paid her to keep her clothes on

[nani3654]

Yo mama so poor he has to dry the old toilet paper

[Nubufart]

@ Mjkomic come on jone. I bet you wont pick on someone " ur" on size.

[MjlKomics]

@Nubufart y am i scared of u ur 5th grade im guessing??

[Nubufart]

@ Mjkomics jone you out!

[SirrocoTheDawn115]

yo mamas so stupid she bought tickets to go see xbox live :]

[reggie2524]

yo mama so stupid she went to dr phil to get a papshmere

[nellyz0622]

yo mama is so pour i saw her kicking a can and i asked her wat she was doing and she sed she was moving and yo mamas teeth are so yellow wen she looked out the window in the high waigh every one slowed down

[Nubufart]

@MjKomics write back "bitch"

[MjlKomics]

@Nubufart ok i just did what r u gunna do

[MjlKomics]

@Nubufart first of all im only 15 im not even tht old so chill 2nd i bet u i would drop ur cracker ass so fuckin hard 3rd who can jone me i can get my 163 subscribers to jone ur ass out "bitch"

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics dude seriously ur a 15 year old and ur picking on a 6th grader like me my god dude seriously get a life and the reason why im typing is cuz its f**king cold outside and its christmas break so dude seriously u have no life at all

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 me get a life u posted like 100 gay yo mama jokes on this video i bet i have a better life then ur bitch ass and i can pick on any kid i want trust me wen ur 15 ur gna look back at this and think 6th graders r gay and they r im only 3 or 4 years older then u so shut the fuck up and u get the life goddamn kid

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics like i said before its like in the f**king 30 degress outside and the only thing to do is to stay inside and its christmas break so theres nothing to and honestly dude seriously u got no life im gonna stop replying now

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 u sed tht a month ago

[Nubufart]

@ MjKomics who are you supposed to be? You are judging children. You should go to fucking jial. Your making the kid fell like if your stalking him. Back of or I will jone you out.

[Nubufart]

@ MjKomics yo mama is so nasty she was fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job. Plus I had problems with my computer and thats why I cant right back "bitch"

[Nubufart]

@MjlKomics leave the kid alone I bet that you cant make better jokes than him. I can tell better jokes than your old ass

[MjlKomics]

@Nubufart then tell one right now ya bitch

[PolaumoluRoblox]

sucks

[MatteoHoustone713]

yo mama so stupid that when she walked into church and the pastor said"our father"she said "what were all related"

[classicsonic77]

guys guys this is a good comeback: when u ask someone what r u doing and that other person says ur mom you say this: you wish

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 thats gay

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics idc its funny to me

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 how all ur jokes r from 6th graders they all suck

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics dude whats ur problem i just said something and immediatly douch bag like you takes it negetive what i wanna know is how the fuck can you take it negative just leave me alone

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 woah chill nigga b4 yo mom c's those comments i juss hate wen annoying fags who think there jokes r funny calm down kid u dont even know what a douch bag is

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics how you know uve been stalking me

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 i was right 6th grade?

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics like i said before this discussion is over! leave me alone

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 then stop replying kid

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics just leave me alone i didnt ask for an opinion and i am in 6th grade leave me alone

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 oh lol then u have the right to be gay

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics im just trying to say a joke for people to laugh at also gay means happy you douch bag homo means you like ur own gender get ur facts right and leave me alone

on top on that i wanna say some yo mama jokes

yo mama so fat dora couldnt explore her

yo mama so stupid when her friend said it was chilly outside she walked out with a bowl and a spoon

yo mama so fat she uses 2 buses for roller skates

yo mama so fat when she takes a shower her feet dont get wet

dude seriously leave me alone

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics also how the **** do i have the right to be gay cuz im in 6th grade i wish i had a job already i cant f**king control time just leave me alone you have no life i say something random and you have to be a bitch about it you act like a spoiled rich woman that complains about everything just go **** urself u got no life at least and im proud of my life my proudest achievement was thta i got a girlfriend in the 4th grade and i dont care about u or ur life just dont bother me again

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics also i can report you to the police for cyber bullying also my dads a cop and if he sees this ur going to court bitch!

[MjlKomics]

@classicsonic77 ok wen u wanna schedule a date at court i dont care im not going to jail for telling u ur jokes suck cuz they know

[classicsonic77]

@MjlKomics first of all ur being a whiny little b***h what the f**k is ur problem i dont give a f**k if my jokes arent funny there are plenty of people funnier than me i dont give a f**k if im not funny im not a humor type and im only in 6th grade and ur a 15 year old what the hell you got nothing better to do than pick on people get a life!!

[classicsonic77]

yo mama so stupid she shoved a battery up her ass and said ''i got the power!!!!!'

[classicsonic77]

yo mama so old she owes jesus a dollar

[classicsonic77]

yo mama so stupid she was waiting for the stop sign to say go

[HolyBeanz20]

yo mama so fat, when she wore guess jeans, the answer popped out

yo mama so fat, she fell in love and it broke

yo mama so dirty, she did a split and left stains on the carpet

[NinjaJZH]

Yo mama so stupid she got stopped by a stop sign

[MrMuzamil321]

Yo Mama SO Fat even Dora couldn't explore her

[2001spacegodzilla]

yo mama is so poor,she was kicking a can,i said what are you doing,she said moving

[MultiDavid1234567891]

yo mama is so fat when she walked in front of the tv i missed my lifetime commercial

[unclesroise]

yo mamas like a door nob everybody ggets a turn

[gogetaX50]

Yo MAMA SOOOOOOOOOOOO UGLY!That Hello Kitty said Good bye

[559haters]

Yo mama is so ugly when she looked at the mirror bloody mary killed her self.

[icecream2621]

you all so stupid nobody likes these comments

[elaxthepimp]

yo mama so fat when someone told her in was chilly outside she went in the house to get a bowl

[daisybbgunboy]

yo mamma so old she owes Moses $2

[daisybbgunboy]

yo mamma so stupid......she got hit by a parked car

[TheRexo88]

yo mamas legs r like spoiled milk....white and chunky

[respectpizza]

your mama is so ugly when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away

[respectpizza]

yo mama is so fat when she rides an elevator she has to go down

[YounoobPwner123]

yomama so old that all her breast milk were powdered

[dilmeetsingh16]

Yo mama is so hairy that Harry potter got jelous

[3lilc333]

yo mama so fat dora cant even explore her

[classicsonic77]

Yo mamas so stupid when she looked in a mirror she tried to give a hand shack to her reflection

[classicsonic77]

yo mamas so ugly when she looked at the sun it was suddenly nighttime

[classicsonic77]

yo mamas so old she was friends with jesus

[classicsonic77]

Yo mamas so fat that mcdonalds went out of business

[classicsonic77]

Yo mama is so fat when she asked for a water bed they just put a sheet on the atlantic ocean

[classicsonic77]

Yo mama is so stupid she thought the rings around saturn were giant donuts

[SuperHottie808]

yo mama so stupid she put 2 double a batteries, stuck it up her but and said I got the power

[SDSpoon75501]

yo mama so ugly that she could turn madusa 2 stone

[EnenUchiha]

Yo mama so fat they called her worldwide

[MrUnchartedguy]

yo mama so old, her age is in roman numerals;yo mama so getto, when she brestfed, coolaid came out;yo mama so fat, her pany size is lose sum weight bitch!!!!!

[skaterdude5651]

Yo mama is so fat that when she went scooba diving the whales came and started singing "we are family....... even though your fatter that me"

[angrybird50]

yo mama is so black she makes dark vader look white

[angrybird50]

yo mama is so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

[pipioification]

yo mama so poor she strips at chucky cheese for tokens

[hardyboy313]

yo mamma so hairy a star wars fan went up to her and said "can i have your autograph"

[MrStrategies101]

yo mama so skinny the paper became jealous

[MrStrategies101]

yo mama so black when you looked up the word black in the dictionary your mom came up

[MrStrategies101]

yo mama so ugly when she went to the ugly contest the manager said "no pros allowed"

[SuperKopite99]

Yo Mama's so stupid, she tried to climb mountain dew

Yo Mama's so stupid, she setn a puzzle back thinkin it was broke

Yo Mama's so fat, everytime she turns around, its her birthday

[terrance20091]

@SuperKopite99 you stole that from the cartoon mama jokes.come up wit your own

[krish633]

yo mamas armpit hairs so long, little kids could play jump rope with them. yo mama so creamy i squeez the pussy in my coffie. yo mama so fruity, i was diggin through her bush and started finding berries. yo mama is like a vacume, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet. yo mama is like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn

[tutmaster310]

Yo mama so fat when she fell down the steps i wasnt laughin but the sidewalk was crackin up!!!

[TheRAnDoMnEsS206]

yo mama so stupid she kept running back and fourth to her mailbox because her computer kept on saying "you`ve got mail'

yo mama so fat when God said let there be light he asked her to move over.

yo mama so fat when she went to the beach all the whales came up and started singing we are family.

yo mama so stupid she tried to save a fish from drowning.

[MonsterEyes5662]

Yo mama so ugly, she makes blind people run and hide.

Yo mama so fat, she walked infront of the TV and missed 6 eppisodes a desprate house wives

Yo mama so ugly, she entered a ugly contest and manager said, "no perfessionals"

[MonsterEyes5662]

Yo mama so ugly, chuck norris is scared of her!

[863junior]

Your mom gap in her teeth soo big you can kick a field goal in it gggoooooaaaalllll!!!!!!!

[sbslugger]

yo mama is so fat she has afros on her nipples

[picklesforever10]

Yo mama is so fat when she sits around the house she sits AROUND it

[863junior]

Your mom is so fat when she die she couldn't be lifed to heaven..

[jrpenjoe21]

yo mama so stupid she pooped hahaha thats the best yomama joke

[2345joshy]

Yo mama so old that she had a dinosauor as a pet.

Yo mama so ugly that even God hides from her.

Yo mama so poor that she eats her hand and fingers for supper.

Yo mama so evil that even the devil gets scared.

Yo mama so dumb that when she saw herself in the mirror she said "who's that fine looking lady?" That''s it and thumbs up if they're good:)

[pielubberx3]

Yo mama so ugly WHen she was born the doctor slapped her parent

-Julia :D

[KoopaDude18]

Yo Mama so fat when she did a cannon ball into a pool that created the Pacific Ocean!!!

[BerjKaramanlian1]

yo mamas so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[Tatertot1610]

Yo mama's so stupid, she stuck two quarters in her ears, and thought she was listening to 50 cent. hahaha

[TheCooldude098]

Yo Mama so fat wen she got in the ocean whales started singing we are familiy even thogh u are fatter than me

[kingkeith10]

good one

[lovetimewarner]

These are good jokes

[yadog991]

haha last time i heard those jokes i fell of my dinosaur

[Kingwilson7743]

Yo mamas so fat,when she sat down in a bar people made her arse a dart board

[101nathansmith]

yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you

[dannymcnulty528]

yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a deli

[dannymcnulty528]

yo mama sooo hairy she has afrios on her nipples

[walinghammedia]

yo mamas so blind that she was playing a dj and accediently spun on the wheel

[MintSkate]

dude you are fucking funny

[wolffang305]

yo mama is so fat when she jumped in the ocean she said this is a small kiddie pool

[wolffang305]

yo mama is so stupid she steals free samples

[XXPENCHEXX]

Yo mama so fat she has to use cheats on Wii Fit

[H2HELP]

Yo mama so big and hairy the military thought she was king kong!

[TitsBouncing]

yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to you, you almost got rug burn!

[ramazies1]

Yo mama so old, her social security number is 0

[thoreshere]

Yo mama is so fat, she uses cheats for wii fit

[blackops8295]

you momas so hairy king kong was jelous

[BMXPRO46]

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down

[xxXpepsi12Xxx]

Yo mama teeth so yellow, every time she drinks a glass of water it turns into lemonade

[mrpastry907]

yo momma so stupid she locked herself in a grocery store and starved herself to death

[tonystar122100]

Respond to this video... yo mama so skiny she make paper say dammmmnnnn

[XxSilentFoxX1]

yo mama so stupid, she never played cod modern warfare 2!

[TheViperGuy6825]

Yo mama so fat, i walked around her twice and i got lost!

[MrRedundantMan]

Yo mama so fat that the sun said DAAAAMMN!!!

[Froylan011]

your mama is so fat when she got an iphone and when she sat down she maded into an ipad

[commputerbut1]

Your mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean a whale came up and sang we are family even though your fater than me

[lancsgirl97]

yo mama so stupid she gave birth to you

[TheTebo1994]

yo mama so ugly her mama didnt get morning sickness until after she was born

[mtvbillybob]

yo mama so fat she played hopscotch with the solar system!!

[aaronius4444]

Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't find Waldo

[RJPprods]

yo mama so stupid she studied for a drug test

yo mama so hairy, bigfoot wouldn't wanna tap that

yo mama is SOOOOO UGLY, that her parents got an apology note from the condom factory

[thewheelman222]

yo mama so hairy when she walks out her dog people say i didn't know you had a twin!

[tysen767]

Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter from the trojan man

[Moneyfan5]

yo mama is so fat she cant fit in myspace

[duckonquack34]

yo mama so fat......shes a map on call of duty

[XSilent7Vo08]

@duckonquack34 yo mamma so fat...shes a map on battlefield 3 - battlefield 3 maps are bigger, mate, it'll work better

[ichargeyou1]

Yo mama so old she went to school wit jesues

[NashvilleKurds615]

Your mamma house sooo small dat the welcome carpet only said wel.. Thumbs up if like oh and check out my page im new i dont no anything bout dis stuff u no

[hottieflomottie]

YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT BUNGEE JUMPING SHE WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL"

YO MAMA SO UGLY WHEN SHE WENT TO AN UGLY CONTEST THEY SAID SORRY NO PROFESSIONALS

[TheGamerundercover]

yo mama so fat she saw a school bus filled with white kids and yelled "Stop that twinkie!'

[SwizzCheeseMaster]

yo mama so stupid she climed over a glass wall to look on the other side

[Emoxxxpuppylovexxx]

Yo mama so fat she has to put lipstick on with a paint roller.