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  • vinnie jones, uk's answer to chuck norris

  • @ALLSTARZ323 naaaah dude, Jason Statham > Vinnie Jones

  • 0:00 - 1:11 - Thats why you never should play in Chelsea FC. You're obvioulsy going mad!

  • That Last dude Vinnie kills was cheering on the kills before but when Vinnie started plugging the crew he pussed out. and His last words "I'm Sorry" *Tears* poncy faggot...

  • what is this from?

  • @SNFozzy919 The Condemned

  • Vinnie Jones a ordinary man and one bad day in bosnia:)

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  • You guys are sick, this is horrible. It shows how primitive the human mind is, that you all like this.

  • @Klaus08 It's a good lesson in psychology then :P

  • @Klaus08 So I guess your not human, you're the computer taking over.

  • @ddbarnes11 Let me rephrase that. I am not the body, I am the thought taking over.

  • Anyone else seen Snatch or Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?

  • @braddy000 Oh yes. "Avi! Pull your socks up!"

  • the moral of this is - Don't say no to Vinnie Jones or you'll get killed.

  • LMFAO - what film :o

  • how is that song called :P

  • @killerworst1

    The Prodigy - Firestarter

  • He's so good at playing as a psychopath

  • Dying whilst landing on a hot girl's arse - Winning

  • then i will watch it :)

  • I love 0:45 when the guy is stading there with his hands up doing nothing gets called a coward and gets shot anyway. LMAO

  • stone cold ?

  • @eteledevil never seen this movie? You should see it sometime its awesome!!

  • whats here name the girl with glasses she is hot

  • @MrDeath893 mate, she's dead... each to their own I suppose

  • Does any other guy on here find it hot when that girl dies at 1.06? Lol.

  • @TheCptluke stfu

  • One of you even twitches! i blow you away! hahaha awesome

  • Tosser

  • hes always made out as a bad guy by the americans yet in mean machine it proves that hes a better good guy then bad guy.

  • I love how in the last few seconds you see that other dude stabbing the shit out of someone on that tv-screen behind Vinnie.

  • Vinnie Jones makes Satan look like a pussy

  • Vinnie Jones is a man not to be messed with.

  • what is the song name ?

  • @ReaLHiPHoppeR1 Firestarter

  • 17 people run gameshows

  • lmao

  • 1:20-2:00 -steve austin!!!!

  • He's the Juggernaut BITCH!

  • was ne geile Sau

  • Killing bunch of nerds that's awesome

  • Why no bullet between the eyes?

  • 16 PEOPLE ARE PUSSY

  • @pen123ske u mean 17..

  • how was that a best of?

  • I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!

  • stone cold??

  • ITS CHARLIE THE DRUNK GUINEA PIG

  • Not really the best of when its all from one film ? misleading title wouldnt you say , yess ive seen the description .. still should have put in the title it was from this 1 film ... dick

  • the first girl he shot was pretty hot

  • Where u Fucking Going!

  • he was going to commit suicide but changed his mind....DANG!!!

  • He looks like Al Bundy :D

  • "shut up you UGLY BITCH, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH" - bitch got owned

  • I'm 12 and what is dis ?

  • lol what a dick

  • that mad look in his eyes!!! that faking accent of his :) i love him :D

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  • Love Vinnie in this movie!!

  • You want reality ?? Heres my fuckin reality !!!

  • There is only one Vinny Jones!

  • 1:04 - 1:10 Vinnie notices that chicks ugly face and he looks disguised and shoots her lol.

  • I'm getting this tomorrow on either dvd or blu ray

  • This is. The most terrible professional film quality. I have ever seen. I cannot believe this was in theaters. Also, "funniest part of the film?" ......................wut.

  • like u know anything about professional film quality u couldnt make a movie with stick figures

  • @bb12765 lol right of course, you know everything about me, how could I doubt your judgment? You have much to learn, young padawan.

  • @ThatsNotPoetry Maybe you could teach me how to be a deranged self-hating woman who wants to get her tits chopped off, "Michael".

  • @Zalman1337 Oh I'm afraid I can't help you, there. That's not my forte. It's cute how you think you've "found me out," or something, considering I post public videos to inform my loved ones and help others. But unfortunately you got it terribly wrong and are coming from a place of hate, for some reason. I'd offer to help teach you how to live in compassion, but I don't imagine your attitude would help you along with that. Remind me again what this has to do with this video or these comments?

  • Vinnie Jones - Because sanity is overrated.

  • Cool guy VINNIE JONES :D

  • Hahahaaa that part : Sshssssssss, SHUT UP YOU UGLY BITCH, SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! ONE OF YOU FUCKING TWITCHES...I WILL BLOW YOU AWAY!! ....... Best set of lines to date!!

  • @daybreak1HP Charles Bronson has never killed a person. Beat and assaulted people to the max but never killed... But he might as well have done and he would be out by now =D

  • best of? I was hoping for the lighting of master p's car in Gone in 60 Seconds, the "don't you ever" scene from Lock, Stock and just about every scene from Snatch that he was in. "and ya two little balls are shrinkin wiv' ya"

  • honestly, i would of done the same in real life to them. 

  • Gotta love Scenes like this. Fuck Humanity.

  • Gotta love vinnie jones........and his .50 desert eagle :)

  • vinnie RULES

  • see how they're all scared by seeing someone get killed in front of them, but its ok if they're oraganising it all behind the scenes

  • he should have been in the expendables

  • @bladerunner7522

    Why would you want such a horrible fate to Vinnie?

  • @Ciggiey why don't ask the three people who agreed

  • @bladerunner7522 isnt he?

  • @bladerunner7522 yeah, him and michael jai white, not terry crews, mark coleman. what we're they thinking???

  • @bladerunner7522 : Yeah.... that henchman Brit (Austin's partner) should have been played by Vinnie. He would have been so much more badass than Gary Daniels

  • @bladerunner7522 he'll probably be in the second one

  • @bladerunner7522

    i hope he will be in the sequel :D

  • @bladerunner7522 expendables was a shitty movie.

  • @bladerunner7522 he should have played the bad guy instead of Stone Cold

  • @bladerunner7522 The movie would still suck, but I gotte agree with you on that :P

  • I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!

  • YOU YOU FAKIN COWARD

  • best film EVAR!!!! xD

  • "You want reality!? HERE'S MY FUCKING REALITY!!!"

  • Vinnie should have lived!

    He didn't want to be in the place and had no choice!

    Real baddies are the crew excluding 2 of them, the rapist, the black woman and the Kung Ku guy.

    Why no head shots up close?

  • @HateFenians No one saves the day except for americans,remember? Lol :S

  • Vinnie(A Brit) saved the film, him and the Kung Fu guy were mad as fuck with them cigars they were getting!

  • @HateFenians Yeah i know,...I was being sarcastic,..as im british!Lol

  • I was also making a point like you were, i was pointing out that Vinnie is a brit to the yanks!

  • @HateFenians He's English mate, English! They still call Scotland..Scotland don't they?? And Wales, Wales?? This Fucking word "British" should be banned!!

  • I was making it easy for yanks to follow my post!

  • I just watched the condemned for the first time. This is a masterful scene because of the way it evolves. Had someone known where he was and told him, he'd probably have gone straight after him. And the first kill is probably just to make a point and get someone to tell him. But then he gets time to think about all this, he sees all the screens and computers and stuff and realises who these people are. And then he decides to kill the lot of them. You can see the disgust and contempt.

  • I love how he shoots the dude just standing there not saying anything

  • you enjoy watching all this? Do ya? ...it's too late. BRPPPPT 

  • name of the film?

  • @bestofinter "The Condemmed"...(Like it says in the description)

  • @MrJayel27 thx

  • I dunno why, this guy just cracks me up every movie.. Vinnie Jones ftw!

  • Vinni Jones > Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris?

    Who's that......

  • i just love it.... Thats what u call Intense Kaos

  • Firestarter

  • Now have i got your fuckin attention!!

  • vinnie was aweome in this movie he made me laugh so much

    especially when he killed the film team hahahahahah

  • fuck all of you fuck vinnie jones this video is so GAYYYYY epic fail

  • @InternetTrollBridge guessin you're american?

  • VINNIE JONES-HIS NEW MOVIE ACTING ARKAN,SERBIAN CRIMINAL...

  • Even though i love his art in performance, this is nowhere near his best! Have you seen Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels? or any other brittish films hes in? :P

  • @toigun Snatch ;)

  • Vinnie, the bloody king, is the greatest british bad guy I have ever seen, God bless him!!!

  • i made this guy on saints row 2

  • the girl at the end...

    im pretty sure vinnie let her off after a bj

  • @scannell30 haha my thoughts exactly

  • @scannell30 lmao

    

  • @scannell30 Or he just raped her and then murdered her. Rape was what did him in in the 1st place lol.

  • @scannell30 why you dont give him 1?..

  • Just u wait They'll have Vinnie Jones as HUNK in Resident Evil xD

  • @Psycho36912 best comment on this video xL

  • Vinnie is God like !

  • Handsome HUNK!

  • stone cold looks like a walking talking penis.

  • vinnie jones : british Harry Callahan

  • Vinnie Jones fucking Ownz!

  • 1:45 stone coold steve austin?

  • @ipokeyouman

    Yes. Stone COld was the main character, Vinnie was the main villain.

  • I went to WM23 in Detroit and as part of the package, I got to go to the premiere of this movie.  It's the best movie WWE have done, and Vinnie Jones was awesome in it. Obviously a lot of WWE fans who went over for it were British, so we all cheered like crazy for Vinnie during this movie lol.

  • badcopy13 - I bet a grand u wouldnt say what you commented on here to Vinnie's face, he'd have you, ahahahah

  • 2506matt, in agreement 100% - by far the best and most comedic part of this film, comes out of nowhere too, classic lines from vinnie....Mr.Jones steals the show 100% hahahaha

  • Class....Classic Vinnie, dont care what others may say about him, he steals the show in this film. Making the yanks flinch, always worth a butchers...

    'Taken up the arse twice a day by the natives' - funny as fuck when coming from Mr.Jones....

    Oh and ManMythandMirth ur a cunt, and Im guessing your also a septic, so in fact your a double CUNT. lol, ;-)

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  • oh god think he made like a skinhead movie cant find the name of it tho

  • what is this fiul called?

  • were the hell is... " IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!"..... in this

  • STONE COLD STEEVE

  • probably the only time the UK would win anything

  • @ManMythandMirth Two World Wars One World Cup, Now, Whats All This About The Uk Not Winning Anything? :)

  • @bigchief174 I meant nowadays you tool! Lose the arse carrot please and get a sense of humour.....

  • @ManMythandMirth Oh i dont know about that, i think things for the UK are just getting started, Hint hint...Ethnic cleansing ;) :P

  • he's fuckin funny xD

  • Vinne jones is my favourite actor.He is the best!

  • Don't fuck with Vinnie baby. Stone Cold takes care of him after this.

  • Vinnie Jones is fucking awesome

  • i mett him...w hollywood.saw him,talked to him...gay

  • Vinnie Jones is the man of man ,,

  • Vinnie Jones is a God worshipped by ancient Brittons before the arrival of the Romans. He has returned to his people.

  • @boogietheguitarman Lucky Basterd!

  • sorry to tell you ...he is...

  • i will blow you away... LOL

  • VINNIE JONES IS AWESOME!

  • SHUT UP U UGLY BITCH!

  • as always, Vinnie Jones steals the whole fucking show. i forgot Stone Cold was even in this movie when i watched it for the first time.

  • thick yank cunts its vinnie jones

  • hahaha funi as fuk watched it again and again love this bit

  • stone cold steve austin and the dude from eurotrip....hahahah

  • Haahhahah lol fucking b.a.e.u.tyfull. I love the background music. Fucking awesome hahaha.

    YOU YOUR FUCKING COWARD.

    LETS GET SOME FUCKIN ORDER IN HERE.

    hahaha lol

  • Great SHOTS !

  • agre

  • which is the best vinnie jones film

  • Mean Machine

  • how many times he said fucking??