Mr. Doucheness

[MrDacottage]

hahahahaha dude ily for doing  this,so weak, been wantin to do same for awhile

[kristytattoo]

LOL pure gold mate hahaha

[pinkballoon88]

hahaha

[Thorbie]

You're my new hero! Lol. This is possibly one of the greatest videos I've ever watched.

[blubeardgo]

I just wonder what the real Johnny depp would make of all this lol? I think he'd laugh his ass off!

[blubeardgo]

I saw the Mr.deppness vid..I get it now..:) this is hillarious. I think Mr.deppness takes himself too seriously and he's the one who really thinks he's JD. I think people like you just have fun with it.

[blubeardgo]

This is hillarious but Johnny drop is nothing like that. He's one if the most humble and approachable actors out there. I guess this is a video on how Johnny would be if he were a douche. Love it.

[Dunkleri]

Waaaaaaaaaa Soy tu fansss!!!

[cometcourtney]

HaHaHaHa Ahhhha! Great job! :D

[milliondollarlilly]

You have hit the nail on the head regarding Mr. Deppness............

[samuale]

You're by far my new favorite person to watch. Aside from this I've found some of the tutorial videos more than helpful.

[ThePirateCritic]

Haha nice.

I always thought "MrDeppness" was full of himself.

Pathetic really.

[VincenyV]

hahaha you're so right dude.. he really pisses me off...

he has a go at people for bein obsessive and dressin up as Jack! thats cos people love Jack and he's great fun.. and he does all that trash and even tries talking like him with all the twitches and stuff.. SO annoying! nice one dude :P

i'm a UK Jack myself!

[Eb9021]

Ha ha I love this! Geddy is such a pathetic excuse for a man. He's so full of himself, it makes me sick. It seems like he spends the majority of his life on myspace.

[Everywhere2]

Bwaaaaaaaahahahahah.

5:59 - "That's why, you know, I have all these fan girls who worship me on My Space."

You just made the worst day in a horrible week IRL a great day, Janty.

Thank you!

[anahottamale1]

HAHA! Hilarious! Really good!

[Electricstyle]

That was hilarious. I had a good laugh.

[jemjean]

I'm so glad someone took Deppness to the mat. Just what the hell WAS he talking about?

[DeMoNicslipknot]

funny shit

[MindwarpCinema]

spot on

[BanTheDeppness1]

*Bows to the master - Bows to the master*

[Bambikat1]

your funny and cute,,lol

[dirrtyPiratePrincess]

You are insane :D

Watched a lot of vids from you and you´re completely awesome :D

[MrSammydean]

hmmmmmmm

[sean57]

Tonight on Frontline, an investigative look into the American icon of Johnny Depp. Who is he really, could he actually have

an Army of clones? is he really pulling of the true last Great American swindle on us all? An extensive Frontline introspective " Johnny Were Sorry ,Wont You Come on Home".........roll sound

[IsaxMx]

wtf you look more like johnny depp than jack ? How come XD

[nyappyreikochan]

you are my new idol man! god yer so funny!! hahaha

[Sonny2198]

thank you haha!

[maggiestardust]

you are hilarious .. !

[jeades77]

Yes, this guy is an idiot to say the least. Individualist my ass!! He can't think for himself, he just uses everyone else's material to come up with "his ideas" He should be thrown offline. I still have him as a friend on MS just so I can screw with him. :-P

[Mimisan2002]

hahaha! I freakin' love this vid. I hate the toe jam off of "Mr. Deppness". He's a freakin' 16yr old girl child molester! He's such a queer, and lousy lay(so i hear):D

[SamuelBonillaSatan6]

your killing it!

[womanuluv]

I'm laughing my head off! Amazing video!

[run41]

I dont like mr. depness hes a douche without identity..

[captainlinalalaine]

I'm my own legend.. haha that's neat!

[BOBO5840]

GOD..amen Droptr0u !!! HE IS SUCH A FAG and he deserves every piece of s**t he gets. ITS PRICELESS

[edwardteague]

16 babies !!!! - too much !! - LOL !!!

[yaynoob]

ROFL! Depness is a FAG! Way to go with this!

[BambolaVelenosa]

AHAHAH YOU'RE GREAT!!!

Mr Deeppness's fame arrives also in Italy, you know!

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[BambolaVelenosa]

AHAHAH YOU'RE GREAT!! (applause)

The fame of Mr Deepness arrives also here in Italy AHAHAHAHAHAH

[jacksparrowhiring]

it annoyed me wen i rread what he sed here

Please look into yourself and start to know the REAL you. Find some heroes who have done some amazing things in history for you to look up to and aspire to achieve as they have achieved. After a while, that feeling of pathetic insecurity will go away

[kaylacowans]

OMG! will you marry ME please! i totally worship you! lol and all those impersonators can 'suck it' right? lol i love you for doing this. maybe that arrogant s.o.b will shut his little mouth...for once.

[yawarinka]

:))

[ndmblackblade]

BRILLIANT

[kocykxD]

ja chce to rozumiec!! xD

[anja2020]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! priceless

[donnie1358]

HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA­AAA....legend!! He deserves it....judge not lest thy be judged

[Cherstars]

Well done Babe!! The guy is a complete NUTSO path and needs help.

[jacksparrowhiring]

i agree!!!!

[ptoink]

You are my new favorite person. Kickass. I laughed out loud at this several times. Bra-VO.

[Droptr0u]

OMG!! This guy is the biggest dick sucking queer ive ever seen.  "Im this, im that, im in a band.... bla bla bla eating dick off a horse." Jesus Christ LMAO

[Dman199999999]

LOL hahahahahahahaha u made my day wit dis video!!! ive delivered 16 babys! lol hahaha

u rock! and i totaly agree wit u all the way!!!!!

[Dman199999999]

LOL mr deppnes is a arrogant douche.

thank you for makin dis, and showin everybody that he is a joke and obssed with himself and wants 2 be JD

[jacksparrowhiring]

annoyed me when i read this

Please look into yourself and start to know the REAL you. Find some heroes who have done some amazing things in history for you to look up to and aspire to achieve as they have achieved. After a while, that feeling of pathetic insecurity will go away

[AtashiwaChii]

LMAO Thats funny awesome video

[MJJSpokesman]

lol this guy looks more like Johnny Depp than Mr Deppness! Good parody!

[cheycheymon]

" I'm my own legend! " lol hilarious! that arrogant kid claims to be his own person... yeah thats why he had to make a video to reasure himself and everyone out there about it. The average myspace user are kids that don't know shit from clay so they feed his ego but outside in the real world anyone with a brain can see right through that obnoxious hypocrite. His so blind to his own behavior is sad. Thanks for the video.

[kuraisu1]

You got him Perfectly,LoL I watched the real version stright after this clip, =DD (Im my own person-???MrDeppness???

[LUCKYMUSICBEATS]

tanks alot for posting!!!!

that other johnny depp look alike is a

dush bag!!!! you read my mind when you did

this video

[605freedom]

thats funny bro.....

[sweet1as5sugaruk]

lmfao, that made me laugh a lot haha (iv delivered 16 babies) etc lmfao (i was born in 1865, yes im ancient) something like that, haha awsome xx

[Meagmyster]

He says ppl have "chosen my friendship as an alternative to suicide". and that he got up at 2 in the morning for myspacers who where only friends with him online b/c they had car trouble, and women who got married and wish they could be with him! Im not saying all this aint true..but helping ppl makes you feel good. if he did do these things, thats probably the only reason he did them(or..does them). for his ego. and to have ppl go, "youre soo amazing for doing this!" <3 Megs

[GlamRockGwenND]

haha that was funny!

[clintnesss]

of time magazine next to his head with the real johnny depp on the front cover. theres a massive stalker element to this man, its people like mr deppness that should be put on the list of deluded nutt jobs that shouldnt be allowed near stars because there a danger to themselves and others. thankyou all for your time, if you all would realy enjoy a good laugh, look at some of his videos they just scream wannabie. thankyou much love!!!

[clintnesss]

MR DEPPNESS is nothing but a deluded peice of shit. he claims he hates johnny depp wannabies, but yet he talks,acts, and STRANGELY has all the same hobbies as johnny depp (strange, i know) and hes even got a lot of tiny little clips of him up a tree, poseing as johnny from benny and joon, and im sure theres a clip of him sitting in a chair looking like a homosexual crack addict with a strange perverted smile on his face, while some knob (who i can only assume is his lover) holds a picture

[PintoPictures]

Sorry only 500 character so use per post and I had allot more then that to say. AND! no one to go over my spelling. Lizdexea sucks!!!

[PintoPictures]

We can cheat by putting eyeliner, fake hair, or like some of us, put on the same hat and glasses he wears and take great angle photos, and sometimes black and white shots of our self, and look damn close, but at the end of the day, if we shave our faces and take all that stuff off, we are no where near the mans blest fetchers. So let it go hard asses, this goes for all of you with the egos, you are NOT GODS GIFT TO JOHNNY LOOK A LIKES. If we can admit this, so should you.

-Brandon Pinto

[LECGARCIA]

and the captain speaks!not only all that he said is true but the main difference is this~not only are these guys real MEN when the costumes come off, their real friends and really hugely and truly talented with great careers and unimaginable futures ahead of them. i also dont see the word DEPP anywhere in their names on the net,when they put their real names it is really theirs!"I wish, I WISH that you could be worthy to stand eye to eye with them Mr. Doffisness!"

Lizzy

[PintoPictures]

And I have said is before and I will say it again, we really should be calling him Mr. Chubbiness, I mean COME ON, I have every Johnny film out there, and he has NEVER had that much wait on his face! I am not exact look like ether, but Jesus peps come on NO ONE LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY!!! Thats why he is Johnny, the man is just a lucky son of a bitch that also happens to be amazingly talented, but NO ONE and I mean NO ONE look exactly like him.

[PintoPictures]

BRELLENT!!! lol NOT THAT is how Marked Men Fire back, give him a brood side!! I was gonna launch an attack my self when I got back, but why? When you have already sunk his sorry ass accuse for a poser Johnny depp of a ship already!! LOL Cheers, and this is why, you are first mate! The kid seriously has issues.

[Meagmyster]

true that. an arrogant snob. dont think ive come across anyone so boastful!

[Meagmyster]

I use to respect the guy greatly Then he was rude to a myspace friend of mine,who respected him also.I read her blog, said i agreed with the things she said. he said he realized now that i was one of a group of ppl who where spying on him or something,and i was on her side. i was shocked, and my heart dropped because it was like the fall of a hero. He said i would regret it and he would get me back one day. psh. He may be right tho. I guess this "future legend" was "too much for me"

[Meagmyster]

hehe love you too hun *hugs that vid sure brought back memories of that

[raithsgirl]

GENIUS!!!!!

"Worship me" "I'm so awesome and stunningly handsome!"

I was rolling!

"Johnny wouldn't be proud of you putting smiles on dying kids faces"

You're AMAZING!!!

[Belhavenblonde]

'delivered 16 babies'...ROTFLMAO!

Keep doin' what your doing Jants!

Sail on, sail on!

[thechaosc]

Jants.

The "I love you man!" was PERFECT.

5 stars bro.

[ThomasTerebi]

pretty funny, man. I still remember Shinobi.

[JantyChattaw]

He definetely has seen it and apparentely decided to make his myspace page private so people couldn't see his true hypocrisy. All Moony and I did was hold up a mirror to him, so he can see his reflection and from what I understand, he didn't like what he saw. He has the option to make things right, but so far, has chosen not to take that option.. inflated egos are hard to deflate. ;)

[Andiana]

also, I gotta say that I was very surprised at the video Deppness posted up, mainly for the reasons you and Mooniteman have made fun of...it's sick. I couldn't believe how pompous he was sounding, like he was the only person in the world who can pay tribute to Mr. Depp. And the he adds on that we aren't our own person or some bullshit like that. ugh.

excellent video pal, hope he sees this

[Meagmyster]

hes the most arrogant and selfish person i have ever come across. Extremely intelligent and talented yes, but he does a lot of showing off. this was quite amusing..it probably made him laugh too though. Cause he's just too much for us..and we dont get it. He does try though.

*rolls eyes

<3 Megs

[Andiana]

haha wow that was epic

[CptJackFan]

YOU STICK IT TO HIM MAN!!

I support you impersonators. Screw the guys for dissing.

It made my day when I got to meet Captain Jack Sparrow at WDW and I love seeing such talented ppl doing this sort of stuff. Screw the ppl that diss such ppl that can make others happy.

:Hugs:

God's Blessings and Love,

Kailey

[JantyChattaw]

Cheers!

[JohnnyAngelinOrlando]

Best line:

"I mention Johnny Depp every other word that I say for the most part........"

Can't stop laughing at that.

[JantyChattaw]

Okay gang, I decided to open up the ratings, so please rate the vid.. originally I left it off, because I thought all of his fan-girls would low star it, hehe..

[deppilisa]

After picking myself up off the floor and wiping the tears from my eyes, I must say this is the funniest thing ever! You have spoken for so many of us. Thanks. I'm so looking forward to getting to know you better on myspace. Please make a few sequels.

[mooniteman]

Jants your my Hero

[JantyChattaw]

hehehe.. no worries, feel free not to hold back.. the kid deserved it and I too wonder how brave he would be outside the comfort of the internet, lol..

[arcollier]

Jants, I don't think we've spoken too much mate. But I've gotta say I hadn't seen the Mr. Deppless video until this came out. I am speechless at his complete, self-obsessed arrogance. I had so many curse words runnin through my head when I was watching it I couldn't post them all here unfortunately.

[JantyChattaw]

Hey Adam, seen your pics and all, well done.. in fact, that pic of you is sitting in the street looking up is the spitting image of the man himself and if anyone has bragging rights, it's you. He got what he deserved, some people need to be brought down a knotch, hehe..

[paplooo]

hahahaha cool mate !

Cap.cristian

[JantyChattaw]

hehe.. glad you liked it mate.

[AJsDarlin3]

Jants, you just became my hero. Absolute hero.

[LECGARCIA]

ohh and the Ciggie ...HOT

[LECGARCIA]

OMG!LMAOROTFL!I cant stop laughing.

This is the most awesome video i have ever watched! not because it is slandering anyone but because FINALLY someone spoke the truth.I know its ridiculas but the original was so insanely crazy you just had to go over hte edge. Johnny would be proud and I KNOW he would DIE LAUGHING this is his sort of humor..

Maybe its time for the niave closeminded to listen to the wisdom of a REAL man! (ummm thats you jants!lol)

[LisaMings]

LMAOOO...omgg i can't stop laughing!! Janty..you hit the nail on the head when it comes to Mr. Deppness! HA HA HA. great job!!! hugs

[mooniteman]

Thank you Jants - that guy is a DICK!!!!!! YOu on the other hand hilarious.

[JaydeesLaydee]

OK Jants...I love this!! I was rolling laughing, because you did, what we've all wanted to do. The little dork had it coming, as you said. The original rant of his was about a specific two other impersonator friends of mine, and it mocked both of them...so it's about time someone mocked back. He's got a female friend who terrorizes people as well...she's a feminine version of him who has attempted to make our lives hell. So get em all Jants, get em all! George Carlin would be proud! ~~B

[JantyChattaw]

Thanks for the kind words, glad you liked the vid.. this kid had it coming. :D

[justcaptjack]

Bahahahahahahahahahahaha...Oh Jants, I am exhausted from laughing!

I am bringing you home with me!

[PierceURlipzzz]

I'm impressed...a PERFECT Mr Deppness Impersonation!!!:D

[saxon1014]

*ow* tummy hurts from laughing....Okay, I TRIED to get through at least 3 minutes of Mr. Deppness' vid, tried, even closed one eye...but, as soon as I threw up in my mouth, well, I had to stop! This, however, was freakin' hi-larious! *wipes tear* hilarious.

[LECGARCIA]

LOL

[jerrydewit]

LMAO, You rock!!!

[JacksWickedWench]

ROTFLMFAO!!! Marry me, Janty!

[JantyChattaw]

He had it coming.. he needs to reduce the douchieness, or he's going to keep getting clowned.

[TheDucttapeJedi]

hahaha

this is such a dicky thing to do

i hope Geddy doesnt hate you for this XP

[sirynxa]

LOL..i love you for this.