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  • you need to quit selling pedals and write comedy movies you would be a millionaire!..nah! in all seriousness you make it so entertainment very smart!

  • @jurgenbono entertaining

  • the guy is fapping when speaking

  • "Boutique is for barbie dolls" not only do u have a tonne of Zvex but u also have a load of other well known boutique brands

  • Come to the point, man !

  • Thumb up if you think he cannot actually play the guitar.

  • its ok. can u play guitar?

  • i wonder how will you sound like if all these pedals stick into your ass..

  • Cina Pedal

  • Jacques, from France is GI Joe!!

    Jacques, from France

  • Lopez?

  • I couldn't help but laugh at how fucking weird this is.

    "Boutique is for Barbie dolls. Here comes G.I. Joe"

    This one's going in the favorites.

  • Did I just got raped ?

  • 9V per pedal at least.All those pedals: blackout :P

  • Seriously this review is like watching the movie "the room" so bad and creepy but theres quotable lines "always sweet. SWEEEEEET" 4:09

  • This guy sounds like Tommy Wiseau. "YOURE KILLING ME"

  • show the fucking sounds

  • You really shouldn't EQ your voice so much.

  • The Bob ross from the effect pedals, nice.

  • man :)) quit the fucking weed :))

  • Seven minutes, three pedals and an amp, and nobody playin a guitar thru 'em?

    Fuck. Off. Period.

    PS: Go suck Jacques' Dick

  • @johncarcinogen Why so mad?

  • @mistuhmiketherapper cuz I was trolled into this by the title, thinking somebody would actually show me (with proper sound) what the pedals can do -.-

  • Ok donate some to me.Would you?I just picked one out today.Not sure If I hocked ip up right.Purchased a new AMP?Superb and got my Electric Yahmaha fixed.Totally rocks.

  • He lives alone with his pedals. He's a fucking weirdo.

  • nul

  • this guy should review all the pedals out there

  • this pedalboard can explode if you turn on all pedals...

  • this guy just freaks me out...

  • What song is that at the end?

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  • took me until 4:00 minute mark to get the joke. sorry to potentially ruin it for some others, but i'm not 100% sure : )

  • @brokenupsound Lol.

  • Play them you prick!

  • I WANT TO PLAY A GAME!

  • You talk far more than your willing to play. I cant say I'm sold on any of the sharpie labeled metal boxes you've shown here

  • So if this is what his pedal selection looks like then what does his guitar selection look like?

  • That is quite a collection but if someone gave me $500.00 and said I had to buy a pedal it would not be any one of those that I would choose.

  • @spicecrop Well you're a fool hahah, the Fuzz Factory is potentially the most badass thing ever. :)))) Fuck this dudes voice is creepy.

  • JUST FUCKING PLAY THEM

  • HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU JAPAN!

  • Duke Nukem on pedals...

  • dude, Y U NO play them?

  • i feel like im watching a commercial.

  • ...and then put it in my fuse blower....

  • I wanna hear the "Septic Fuzz"

  • How many pedals do you have???????????? Are you a millionare or something? How do you use all of these or do they just sit there collecting dust

  • and it's always... sweeeeeeeeeeed, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

  • Jacques......from France

  • This is the creepiest video on Youtube

  • @Danklin24 lol you havent seen many videos on youtube if you think that

  • @Danklin24 Holy crap man you are so right! FU#*IN creepy as all hell! HAHA so funny

  • This guy is a genius

  • I love the made up ones... That's exactly what it looks like when you see a new pedal advertised somewhere... Another freaking delay pedal!! What makes your delay different from the other thousand pedals out their just a different paint job

  • i hope you make a lot more videos like these of your collection..

  • this is heaven

  • that music made me cry..

  • your voice is funny

  • whats your obsession with gi joe?!?!?!?!?!

  • does that theremin work well? i love the breakdown in whole lotta love and would definately get one of those. :)

  • This is so incredibly annoying... I imagine it would be less so if turned into a drinking game: every time he says, "Jacques from France," take a shot:P

  • WOW!!!! a tubescreamer!!!!!!!!

  • Stop talking your voice is freaking me out !!! STOP !

    

  • shit man did you made them

  • brilliant!!! YOU FRENCH FRIED POTATO!!!

  • Using this much of pedal so in 30 seconds i'm going to Mars!!

  • This guys voice weirds me out.

  • Say "Jacque" again please. I didn't think you said that enough. LOL! Honestly my jaw nearly dropped from seeing all of those pedals. Woooowwww! Interesting.

  • I need to hear this GI Joe amp now!

  • "Duke Nukem, the GI JOE amp." Fucking hilarious.

  • gas much?!

  • And yet I dont have any pedals... I dont need as many as this just 1 chorus,wah wah, and delay :) I guess a job would help..

  • I cannot fucking stand your fucking voice, or that fake 'smooth guy' bullshit dialect of yours.

  • what kind of pedal i use at 0:24?

  • why do you talk like a nigger

  • @lucadepu Can you describe the pleasure you derived from this comment?

  • @michaelcarrig feles god bro

  • Not trying to judge a book by its cover or its sound but this guy sounds creepy. I guess I could put a bunch of colorful boxes online and tell you how awesome they are and expect you to "Trust me"

  • Someone has to say it so I'll take the heat. I have seen so many pedal board videos and mostly they are ridiculous.90% of the pedal boards I see here are so big that they will only fit on a large stage.I play out live each every week and I if you are doing clubs and actually playing, there is no room for this mess.Does anyone actually go out and play anymore or are these "teen dreams" and a lot of money? Get out of the bedrooms and into the real world.There is no place for these huge boards.

  • @Rickholly74 BOO THIS MAN.

  • @Rickholly74 You;re just jealous you piece of shit! of course you can't use them where you say you play out every week cos its probably just a piece of shitty small restaurant or bar hahahah! ...bog off! ..but this jaques of jZhackk or how ever you call this french fired potato demo is also a muppet head like you hahahah!!!!

  • u should have atleast a distortion

  • missing a lot of good pedals

  • this guy's on crack, and not the good kind

  • What are you? Serial killer?

  • No, I don't trust you. I want to hear how the fuck these pedals sound. Period.

  • By looking at this video, it is cool to have my collection of pedals. I am thinking about getting some eventides, mxrs, dunlop custom electronics, bbe and some pigtronix pedals as part of my collection. I already have a collection of amps; Fender super champ xd; Marshall Class 5 head; and a Vox AC4TV head and cab. I already have few pedals from mxr and bbe. All of this equipment sound really cool hooked up to my Gibson Les Paul Traditional Plus. This is what is in "my candy store." Peace, Flood!

  • I felt violated after the first three seconds of this video... lol, otherwise quite a sweet collection you got going there!

  • please make a video where you connect them all and then turn all of them on and play something

  • Two words....NOT MARRIED. I had to stop watching due to the voice.

  • PEDAL PORN

  • Are you ok?

  • If the music that is playing was made using those pedals, please dispose of them.

  • look at how big my junk is. Oh yeah.

  • DEMOOOOOOOOOO

  • Awww... Play something douche

  • judging by your voice,i decided not to watch after u said "welcome to my candy store", i dont need to see little boys in their pants

  • where do you live? ;)

  • This was weird ...

  • what is the theremin in 0:50 ?

  • fuck you žak fucker

  • I can't even afford all the cables to plug these stomps all together...

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  • What a fail!

  • "And it comes with a fuchsia scarf" HAHAHAHAHA 

  • whats going on with this guys voice!!

  • That was cool dude, I wish I had rich parents lol

  • JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJA­CQUES.

  • Wanker

  • lmao this guys voice is awesome lol

  • dude, what theremin is that? as a pedal, looks awsome. please reply

  • fuckin creep

  • 1:35, hand painted memory man?

  • @funkpolice911 It's not a memory man? It's a q-tron dude:D

  • @DavidPercan i dont know why i thought it was a memory man, i guess the body of it but it clearly said Q-Tron lol. where the valveslapper in this as well?

  • @funkpolice911 Well, i don't blame you, lol.

    What's valveslapper?

  • nice what effect would you get if you activate them all?

  • At 4:15 i thought he would say blowjob -.-

  • you have a nice collection dude!

  • your voice is f'n freaky man!

  • Z-Vex are garbage... your paying $350 for a painted metal box... Fulltone & Wampler make way better sounding pedals. By the way, are you Jerry Sandusky?

  • I think you need to chain every single pedal in this video together and turn every knob up to 11 so we can here exactly what your tone truly is... Cause that sound by itself, would make your guitar sound less annoying than your voice... What a useless video!!!!

  • i liked this video only because you terrify me, otherwise i would dislike

  • so what? use them..

  • fuck this video

    

  • your effects look like toys... and i bet they sound horrible...

  • woh what's that theremin pedal ?

  • hi everybody welcome to my candy store..nice voice.. :)

  • i hate your voice, i hate your video

  • i sure hope you play super clean amps with all those pedals......

  • dude you should be santa claus

  • are you dutch or something? weird accent

  • plug them all in at the same time dude

  • your fake accent really sucks arse, so does the vid.

  • nothing compared to gearmandude...

  • This is great but... does he have Boss OD-1?

  • LMAO This voice kills me

  • name of song plz. zomg

  • nice check out pedalboardvelcro-co-uk

  • whats the one with us flag?

  • your voice is aids. i mean i wanted to watch this, but your cocky stupid attitude, and gay ass voice was killing me softly. FUCK

  • if they made a pedalpoard out all of this you'll need a truck to preform on a concert.

  • stop talking like having an orgasm thats fucking annoying

  • I dont understand why people say "ITS SO UNNECESSARY TO HAVE ALL THESE". Each one has a unique sound....

  • @klavestorm11 Honestly, I think part of the reason is because some people are too lazy or not ambitious enough to take the time to learn about all the equipment. Then again, some people are 'purists' (sticking with guitar and a good stack) when it comes to sound, which there's nothing wrong with.

  • well now try and play smoke on the water

  • JACQUES.......from france

  • what pedal do you use to make it sound like you're playing guitar?

  • Chinese pedal?

  • Its Xerxes! The Persian hordes must have pillaged all this gear as they made their way to Greece!

  • i am a junkie of pedals too haha !!!!

  • ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.

  • Amazing collection! Are we Barbie or GI Joe? We try to blow out brains... sonically. Really, we're a very peaceful company. Cheers! ZVEX

  • Your voice makes this geeky video kinda sexy...

  • ..Flet 9 -- Flet 5 ...speak properly you GAS freaking Chipmunk!

  • ..and stop speakin' like you've been to america you french fried potato!

    hahaha G.I. Joe Emp,..Kebinet,..Fowr or Fayv distowrsion!!!,...bog off!!!

  • I'd like to see you power them all up at once!!! and dance around it! hahahaha...have you got a guitar?

  • I hope you spend as much time playing those pedals as you do collecting. Who is Jacques from France?

  • I want to hear the GIjoe amp please!!!!!

  • @JNvids4u why is this stupid? if you got the money to buy all the shit your into why the hell not....one day we are all gonna be dead.....fuck a 401k hahaahah

  • @ihaveaverybadcold It's stupid because it seems far less a display of interesting pedals and far more an exercise of self-indulgent jack-offery. I wonder if he made this video so he could watch it and fap to himself.

  • @zycollier if i had that many pedals id make a video and fap to it also....dont hate

  • over 4 it

    s just duke nukem

  • I think I just Prunes & Custard'd my pants.

  • HOLY SHIT you can afford all this, and i cant even afford 1 single effect pedal XD

  • your voice makes me feel violated....

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  • This krap is fuking pointless. Play them so we can hear them, jackass. This is ridiculous hoarder masturbation, not music.

  • All those pedals and you can't even make airplane sounds!

  • you sound like a foreign duke nukem..

  • Your voice makes it seem like I am watching a butter commercial

  • wtf is with how he's explaining the pedals!?