@mistuhmiketherapper cuz I was trolled into this by the title, thinking somebody would actually show me (with proper sound) what the pedals can do -.-
Ok donate some to me.Would you?I just picked one out today.Not sure If I hocked ip up right.Purchased a new AMP?Superb and got my Electric Yahmaha fixed.Totally rocks.
I love the made up ones... That's exactly what it looks like when you see a new pedal advertised somewhere... Another freaking delay pedal!! What makes your delay different from the other thousand pedals out their just a different paint job
This is so incredibly annoying... I imagine it would be less so if turned into a drinking game: every time he says, "Jacques from France," take a shot:P
Say "Jacque" again please. I didn't think you said that enough. LOL! Honestly my jaw nearly dropped from seeing all of those pedals. Woooowwww! Interesting.
Not trying to judge a book by its cover or its sound but this guy sounds creepy. I guess I could put a bunch of colorful boxes online and tell you how awesome they are and expect you to "Trust me"
Someone has to say it so I'll take the heat. I have seen so many pedal board videos and mostly they are ridiculous.90% of the pedal boards I see here are so big that they will only fit on a large stage.I play out live each every week and I if you are doing clubs and actually playing, there is no room for this mess.Does anyone actually go out and play anymore or are these "teen dreams" and a lot of money? Get out of the bedrooms and into the real world.There is no place for these huge boards.
@Rickholly74 You;re just jealous you piece of shit! of course you can't use them where you say you play out every week cos its probably just a piece of shitty small restaurant or bar hahahah! ...bog off! ..but this jaques of jZhackk or how ever you call this french fired potato demo is also a muppet head like you hahahah!!!!
By looking at this video, it is cool to have my collection of pedals. I am thinking about getting some eventides, mxrs, dunlop custom electronics, bbe and some pigtronix pedals as part of my collection. I already have a collection of amps; Fender super champ xd; Marshall Class 5 head; and a Vox AC4TV head and cab. I already have few pedals from mxr and bbe. All of this equipment sound really cool hooked up to my Gibson Les Paul Traditional Plus. This is what is in "my candy store." Peace, Flood!
The pedals are awesome. Please get someone else to do the voiceover. I had to stop watching after the second time I heard the voice. Not funny at all. I am certain you do unspeakable things to the weak and vulnerable.
@DavidPercan i dont know why i thought it was a memory man, i guess the body of it but it clearly said Q-Tron lol. where the valveslapper in this as well?
Z-Vex are garbage... your paying $350 for a painted metal box... Fulltone & Wampler make way better sounding pedals. By the way, are you Jerry Sandusky?
I think you need to chain every single pedal in this video together and turn every knob up to 11 so we can here exactly what your tone truly is... Cause that sound by itself, would make your guitar sound less annoying than your voice... What a useless video!!!!
@klavestorm11 Honestly, I think part of the reason is because some people are too lazy or not ambitious enough to take the time to learn about all the equipment. Then again, some people are 'purists' (sticking with guitar and a good stack) when it comes to sound, which there's nothing wrong with.
@JNvids4u why is this stupid? if you got the money to buy all the shit your into why the hell not....one day we are all gonna be dead.....fuck a 401k hahaahah
@ihaveaverybadcold It's stupid because it seems far less a display of interesting pedals and far more an exercise of self-indulgent jack-offery. I wonder if he made this video so he could watch it and fap to himself.
you need to quit selling pedals and write comedy movies you would be a millionaire!..nah! in all seriousness you make it so entertainment very smart!
jurgenbono 6 days ago
@jurgenbono entertaining
jurgenbono 6 days ago
the guy is fapping when speaking
koochiekify 1 week ago
"Boutique is for barbie dolls" not only do u have a tonne of Zvex but u also have a load of other well known boutique brands
ibanezman04 1 week ago
Come to the point, man !
karolnoymann 1 week ago
Thumb up if you think he cannot actually play the guitar.
Charizti 1 week ago 2
its ok. can u play guitar?
2009korte 1 week ago
i wonder how will you sound like if all these pedals stick into your ass..
tzatziki89 1 week ago
Cina Pedal
74PREY 1 week ago
Jacques, from France is GI Joe!!
Jacques, from France
dimesack65 2 weeks ago
Lopez?
ThePenguin432 2 weeks ago
I couldn't help but laugh at how fucking weird this is.
"Boutique is for Barbie dolls. Here comes G.I. Joe"
This one's going in the favorites.
AmalgamOfMeat 2 weeks ago
Did I just got raped ?
josephkallifffraude 2 weeks ago
9V per pedal at least.All those pedals: blackout :P
1996dimitris 2 weeks ago
Seriously this review is like watching the movie "the room" so bad and creepy but theres quotable lines "always sweet. SWEEEEEET" 4:09
xxRandomnameguyxx 2 weeks ago
This guy sounds like Tommy Wiseau. "YOURE KILLING ME"
xxRandomnameguyxx 2 weeks ago
show the fucking sounds
iamismeallright 2 weeks ago
You really shouldn't EQ your voice so much.
phildd0t 2 weeks ago
The Bob ross from the effect pedals, nice.
stereohearts 2 weeks ago
man :)) quit the fucking weed :))
Ovidiu268 3 weeks ago
Seven minutes, three pedals and an amp, and nobody playin a guitar thru 'em?
Fuck. Off. Period.
PS: Go suck Jacques' Dick
johncarcinogen 3 weeks ago 11
@johncarcinogen Why so mad?
mistuhmiketherapper 6 days ago
@mistuhmiketherapper cuz I was trolled into this by the title, thinking somebody would actually show me (with proper sound) what the pedals can do -.-
johncarcinogen 6 days ago
Ok donate some to me.Would you?I just picked one out today.Not sure If I hocked ip up right.Purchased a new AMP?Superb and got my Electric Yahmaha fixed.Totally rocks.
AngelikavonDeutschla 3 weeks ago
He lives alone with his pedals. He's a fucking weirdo.
cpn72 3 weeks ago 2
nul
schneider2168 3 weeks ago
this guy should review all the pedals out there
microwaveman 4 weeks ago
this pedalboard can explode if you turn on all pedals...
WearCol 1 month ago
this guy just freaks me out...
TristanJHopperton 1 month ago
What song is that at the end?
bassist986 1 month ago
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I think this little shit 0:50 is used for this stupid sound 1:29
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Kalmach 1 month ago
took me until 4:00 minute mark to get the joke. sorry to potentially ruin it for some others, but i'm not 100% sure : )
brokenupsound 1 month ago
@brokenupsound Lol.
chemoman1 1 month ago
Play them you prick!
MrMalq 1 month ago
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME!
typebackspace 1 month ago
You talk far more than your willing to play. I cant say I'm sold on any of the sharpie labeled metal boxes you've shown here
Return20 1 month ago
So if this is what his pedal selection looks like then what does his guitar selection look like?
DylanAndersen 1 month ago
That is quite a collection but if someone gave me $500.00 and said I had to buy a pedal it would not be any one of those that I would choose.
spicecrop 1 month ago
@spicecrop Well you're a fool hahah, the Fuzz Factory is potentially the most badass thing ever. :)))) Fuck this dudes voice is creepy.
charlessale 1 month ago
JUST FUCKING PLAY THEM
QcMarcAndre 1 month ago 2
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JAPAN!
1218199 1 month ago
Duke Nukem on pedals...
fastFingersification 1 month ago
dude, Y U NO play them?
joakoocejo 1 month ago
i feel like im watching a commercial.
XSVmetalband 1 month ago
...and then put it in my fuse blower....
EvolCHT 1 month ago
I wanna hear the "Septic Fuzz"
EvolCHT 1 month ago
How many pedals do you have???????????? Are you a millionare or something? How do you use all of these or do they just sit there collecting dust
Gadaffied 1 month ago
and it's always... sweeeeeeeeeeed, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Kraggis93 1 month ago
Jacques......from France
gustavoassad 1 month ago
This is the creepiest video on Youtube
Danklin24 1 month ago 33
@Danklin24 lol you havent seen many videos on youtube if you think that
smokegrapes 1 month ago
@Danklin24 Holy crap man you are so right! FU#*IN creepy as all hell! HAHA so funny
Reality2Dream 1 day ago
This guy is a genius
disnukka79 1 month ago
I love the made up ones... That's exactly what it looks like when you see a new pedal advertised somewhere... Another freaking delay pedal!! What makes your delay different from the other thousand pedals out their just a different paint job
disnukka79 1 month ago
i hope you make a lot more videos like these of your collection..
freakstupid11 1 month ago
this is heaven
nickcg 1 month ago
that music made me cry..
isaacarellano23 1 month ago
your voice is funny
Bluesisnotrock 1 month ago 2
whats your obsession with gi joe?!?!?!?!?!
TheMrSheesh 1 month ago
does that theremin work well? i love the breakdown in whole lotta love and would definately get one of those. :)
zziggymaan 1 month ago
This is so incredibly annoying... I imagine it would be less so if turned into a drinking game: every time he says, "Jacques from France," take a shot:P
yobhsiFehT 1 month ago
WOW!!!! a tubescreamer!!!!!!!!
sublime88sublime 1 month ago
Stop talking your voice is freaking me out !!! STOP !
avenger4546 1 month ago
shit man did you made them
MatKiller1197 1 month ago
brilliant!!! YOU FRENCH FRIED POTATO!!!
100slackerman1 1 month ago
Using this much of pedal so in 30 seconds i'm going to Mars!!
ADINSV2 2 months ago
This guys voice weirds me out.
MrUltraworld 2 months ago 2
Say "Jacque" again please. I didn't think you said that enough. LOL! Honestly my jaw nearly dropped from seeing all of those pedals. Woooowwww! Interesting.
83ishgirl 2 months ago
I need to hear this GI Joe amp now!
Apathesis0 2 months ago
"Duke Nukem, the GI JOE amp." Fucking hilarious.
Apathesis0 2 months ago
gas much?!
delek99 2 months ago
And yet I dont have any pedals... I dont need as many as this just 1 chorus,wah wah, and delay :) I guess a job would help..
jayjaykewl727 2 months ago
I cannot fucking stand your fucking voice, or that fake 'smooth guy' bullshit dialect of yours.
penningtonant 2 months ago 3
what kind of pedal i use at 0:24?
EmberwayMusic 2 months ago
why do you talk like a nigger
lucadepu 2 months ago
@lucadepu Can you describe the pleasure you derived from this comment?
michaelcarrig 2 months ago
@michaelcarrig feles god bro
lucadepu 2 months ago
Not trying to judge a book by its cover or its sound but this guy sounds creepy. I guess I could put a bunch of colorful boxes online and tell you how awesome they are and expect you to "Trust me"
snommisbor 2 months ago
Someone has to say it so I'll take the heat. I have seen so many pedal board videos and mostly they are ridiculous.90% of the pedal boards I see here are so big that they will only fit on a large stage.I play out live each every week and I if you are doing clubs and actually playing, there is no room for this mess.Does anyone actually go out and play anymore or are these "teen dreams" and a lot of money? Get out of the bedrooms and into the real world.There is no place for these huge boards.
Rickholly74 2 months ago
@Rickholly74 BOO THIS MAN.
danieldangerously 2 months ago
@Rickholly74 You;re just jealous you piece of shit! of course you can't use them where you say you play out every week cos its probably just a piece of shitty small restaurant or bar hahahah! ...bog off! ..but this jaques of jZhackk or how ever you call this french fired potato demo is also a muppet head like you hahahah!!!!
100slackerman1 1 month ago
u should have atleast a distortion
James8G 2 months ago
missing a lot of good pedals
ChrisPlugged 2 months ago
this guy's on crack, and not the good kind
mikeelyee 2 months ago 3
What are you? Serial killer?
saqib09 2 months ago 8
No, I don't trust you. I want to hear how the fuck these pedals sound. Period.
devildolliarp22 2 months ago
By looking at this video, it is cool to have my collection of pedals. I am thinking about getting some eventides, mxrs, dunlop custom electronics, bbe and some pigtronix pedals as part of my collection. I already have a collection of amps; Fender super champ xd; Marshall Class 5 head; and a Vox AC4TV head and cab. I already have few pedals from mxr and bbe. All of this equipment sound really cool hooked up to my Gibson Les Paul Traditional Plus. This is what is in "my candy store." Peace, Flood!
evelasq1 2 months ago
I felt violated after the first three seconds of this video... lol, otherwise quite a sweet collection you got going there!
BrewskiBassist 2 months ago 2
please make a video where you connect them all and then turn all of them on and play something
TaylorBaylorable 2 months ago
Two words....NOT MARRIED. I had to stop watching due to the voice.
bikerpastor71 2 months ago 2
PEDAL PORN
alvarezdiazdaniel 2 months ago 43
Are you ok?
MrUltraworld 2 months ago
If the music that is playing was made using those pedals, please dispose of them.
FOOFTR 2 months ago 66
look at how big my junk is. Oh yeah.
Ozweego412 2 months ago
DEMOOOOOOOOOO
AXLROSE4LYF 2 months ago
Awww... Play something douche
johnstangg 2 months ago
judging by your voice,i decided not to watch after u said "welcome to my candy store", i dont need to see little boys in their pants
TheShower82 2 months ago 4
where do you live? ;)
mindmolester7 2 months ago
This was weird ...
whatsitallabouthey 2 months ago
what is the theremin in 0:50 ?
waxwox 2 months ago
fuck you žak fucker
krziga 2 months ago
I can't even afford all the cables to plug these stomps all together...
williamgag 2 months ago
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The pedals are awesome. Please get someone else to do the voiceover. I had to stop watching after the second time I heard the voice. Not funny at all. I am certain you do unspeakable things to the weak and vulnerable.
Nice pedals, though.
Dharmata 2 months ago
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Dharmata 2 months ago
What a fail!
nicolasrivera 2 months ago
"And it comes with a fuchsia scarf" HAHAHAHAHA
BeckMCS9876 2 months ago
whats going on with this guys voice!!
ben6688100 2 months ago
That was cool dude, I wish I had rich parents lol
crate718 2 months ago
JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJACQUES.
hojima 2 months ago
Wanker
spredthefunk 3 months ago
lmao this guys voice is awesome lol
Mr2HypeMusik 3 months ago
dude, what theremin is that? as a pedal, looks awsome. please reply
waxwox 3 months ago
fuckin creep
guitarguy3042 3 months ago
1:35, hand painted memory man?
funkpolice911 3 months ago
@funkpolice911 It's not a memory man? It's a q-tron dude:D
DavidPercan 3 months ago
@DavidPercan i dont know why i thought it was a memory man, i guess the body of it but it clearly said Q-Tron lol. where the valveslapper in this as well?
funkpolice911 3 months ago
@funkpolice911 Well, i don't blame you, lol.
What's valveslapper?
DavidPercan 3 months ago
nice what effect would you get if you activate them all?
thextraordinaregine 3 months ago
At 4:15 i thought he would say blowjob -.-
Robbbeeerrrttt 3 months ago
you have a nice collection dude!
manumanu10 3 months ago
your voice is f'n freaky man!
CarlosGarciauk 3 months ago
Z-Vex are garbage... your paying $350 for a painted metal box... Fulltone & Wampler make way better sounding pedals. By the way, are you Jerry Sandusky?
JktSd0r 3 months ago
I think you need to chain every single pedal in this video together and turn every knob up to 11 so we can here exactly what your tone truly is... Cause that sound by itself, would make your guitar sound less annoying than your voice... What a useless video!!!!
u2bmusicman 3 months ago
i liked this video only because you terrify me, otherwise i would dislike
Satansbitch101 3 months ago
so what? use them..
kawanti 3 months ago
fuck this video
heber810 3 months ago
your effects look like toys... and i bet they sound horrible...
guitardedPrince 3 months ago
woh what's that theremin pedal ?
Bloodbarn 3 months ago
hi everybody welcome to my candy store..nice voice.. :)
silvercopa 3 months ago
i hate your voice, i hate your video
nymetsrock 3 months ago
i sure hope you play super clean amps with all those pedals......
PeteWojMusic 3 months ago
dude you should be santa claus
aps13 3 months ago
are you dutch or something? weird accent
strictpolicy 3 months ago
plug them all in at the same time dude
strictpolicy 3 months ago
your fake accent really sucks arse, so does the vid.
huanton2many 3 months ago
nothing compared to gearmandude...
jmatotek216 3 months ago
This is great but... does he have Boss OD-1?
Koopagamelouda 3 months ago
LMAO This voice kills me
DarrenDoo 3 months ago
name of song plz. zomg
yagopi 3 months ago
nice check out pedalboardvelcro-co-uk
pedalboardvelcro 3 months ago
whats the one with us flag?
LedZeppZoSo 3 months ago
your voice is aids. i mean i wanted to watch this, but your cocky stupid attitude, and gay ass voice was killing me softly. FUCK
hanginplant11 3 months ago
if they made a pedalpoard out all of this you'll need a truck to preform on a concert.
dokterwouterkabouter 3 months ago
stop talking like having an orgasm thats fucking annoying
JoePickel14 3 months ago
I dont understand why people say "ITS SO UNNECESSARY TO HAVE ALL THESE". Each one has a unique sound....
klavestorm11 3 months ago 28
@klavestorm11 Honestly, I think part of the reason is because some people are too lazy or not ambitious enough to take the time to learn about all the equipment. Then again, some people are 'purists' (sticking with guitar and a good stack) when it comes to sound, which there's nothing wrong with.
XThisBeautifulLifeX 2 months ago
well now try and play smoke on the water
MrSANDEURR 3 months ago
JACQUES.......from france
PedalPersonOhYeah 4 months ago
what pedal do you use to make it sound like you're playing guitar?
telemaster1953 4 months ago
Chinese pedal?
91502001 4 months ago
Its Xerxes! The Persian hordes must have pillaged all this gear as they made their way to Greece!
everythingEcig 4 months ago
i am a junkie of pedals too haha !!!!
kronos666ful 4 months ago
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
Lobsterkin 4 months ago
Amazing collection! Are we Barbie or GI Joe? We try to blow out brains... sonically. Really, we're a very peaceful company. Cheers! ZVEX
abetterlifewithzvex 4 months ago
Your voice makes this geeky video kinda sexy...
davegrohlrocks36 4 months ago
..Flet 9 -- Flet 5 ...speak properly you GAS freaking Chipmunk!
vitalizer1000 4 months ago
..and stop speakin' like you've been to america you french fried potato!
hahaha G.I. Joe Emp,..Kebinet,..Fowr or Fayv distowrsion!!!,...bog off!!!
vitalizer1000 4 months ago
I'd like to see you power them all up at once!!! and dance around it! hahahaha...have you got a guitar?
vitalizer1000 4 months ago
I hope you spend as much time playing those pedals as you do collecting. Who is Jacques from France?
mesatost 5 months ago
I want to hear the GIjoe amp please!!!!!
Bflatest 5 months ago
@JNvids4u why is this stupid? if you got the money to buy all the shit your into why the hell not....one day we are all gonna be dead.....fuck a 401k hahaahah
ihaveaverybadcold 5 months ago
@ihaveaverybadcold It's stupid because it seems far less a display of interesting pedals and far more an exercise of self-indulgent jack-offery. I wonder if he made this video so he could watch it and fap to himself.
zycollier 5 months ago
@zycollier if i had that many pedals id make a video and fap to it also....dont hate
ihaveaverybadcold 5 months ago
over 4 it
s just duke nukem
MenschOhneBeziehung 5 months ago
I think I just Prunes & Custard'd my pants.
thedimestoresaint 6 months ago
HOLY SHIT you can afford all this, and i cant even afford 1 single effect pedal XD
TheDailyDigest 7 months ago
your voice makes me feel violated....
mboersma91 7 months ago 90
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mboersma91 7 months ago
This krap is fuking pointless. Play them so we can hear them, jackass. This is ridiculous hoarder masturbation, not music.
Deathrape2001 7 months ago in playlist EFFECT PEDALS | Custom Guitar Video
All those pedals and you can't even make airplane sounds!
dogboy0208 7 months ago
you sound like a foreign duke nukem..
joshbaezmusic 8 months ago
Your voice makes it seem like I am watching a butter commercial
DmStandish4 8 months ago
wtf is with how he's explaining the pedals!?
Jyd7734 8 months ago