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  • Laugh My White ass off  (LMWAO!)

  • In Norway we have this government-sponsored organization called 'SOS Racism' who simply exist to look for racism. You may not be aware of this, but Norwegians are some of the worst racists. In fact,some of the people on the Left have suggested that 'racist' is not the appropriate word, so now they are fighting against 'Nazism'.Anyway, I used to know this girl who was a member and she ended our friendship because I was a racist for mentioning I sexually preferrred European to dark-skinned women .

  • Lmao please tell me this is a joke.. pretty funny either way.

  • does he realize he is white...? and calling a card rascist. idk he is a little beligerent about a card. OH wait guys he is on to us now!!! just messin there is rascism and then there are those looking for some thing to complain about. also he insults black peoples ability to speak.

  • Clever ruse. 

  • Want signs of racism? Go to heavily populated black areas.

  • How dare those scumbags at hallmark use racial slurs in their cards! I mean, yeah it says "black hole" but don't they stop to think that maybe some mentally retarded people *cough* NAAPC *cough* might hear this as "black ho!"

    This racist world makes me feel like vomiting into a colostomy bag! I'm with you in the fight RamZ! ;D

  • That vid is hillarious! awesome sir. That part about Steven Hawking floored me... I guess I will get over my sensitivities about making fun of a handicapped person (you realy should call them differently-abeled, you know) beacause it was so hillarious.

    Oh and everybody knows that yoyo is the grand-dragon of the st. louis chapter of the KKK.

  • at 2:17 hes got a booger in one of his black holes.

  • At first when I thought you were serious I thought "I don't want to live on this planet anymore..." But then when I figured you were joking I thought "Wow, lol!"

  • omg i got a giant hoops and yoyo card for my bday last year! now, i'll never look at it the same...

  • That's it. We should now strike the word "hole" from the english language. Furthermore when making reference to the color black, to avoid unintended racism, it will be spoken as the hexadecimal number 000000.

    Did you guys notice this "tolerant" tool make fun of the physically impaired? And "a parody of a naked Oprah..." LOL

  • this is so dumb. it's a damn innocent greeting card.

  • EVERYTHING IS RACIST THESE DAYS.

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  • I know this video is old news, but I still find it hilarious and think about the "Racist Hallmark Card" everyday. Great Video, as always, much respect!

  • God damned racist pink cat mother fucker!

  • haha i just got owned, my bad for posting, watched some more of your vids and i get it.

    Good parody, this one convinced me :P

  • it said black holes, dude.. >.>

  • @GoblinsnHobbits

    This kind of thing really irritates me. Its not the word "black hole"'s fault that it sounds similliar to slang.

    Am i forced to avoid using the term "black hole" to avoid offending somoene? To hell with that. Black hole = black hole, an astronomical anomoly.

  • Be careful!!  This man in the video can eb a possible extremeist.

  • You're an idiot.

  • Whoa Ted Allen from Food Networks "Chopped" needs to shave!

  • Black Holes? OMG, get a friggin life fer christ sake.

    I suppose if I say "I hate Juice" you will assume I said I hate jews? What are you, a child??

  • This is frigging ridiculous. Frankly I am sick of all this cultural Marxism.

  • RAMZ,

    i agree that it's stupid to give any race a leg up just because the color of their skin. however, i would like to remind you when the "whites" were in power/majority they fucked over a lot of other races. i.e; slavery, land grabbing and unjust laws focused on discriminating against other races. so now that the "white" race is the minority it's time for you to suck on the racism dick you have been fucking other races over with since the beginning of western civilization.

  • @Mrbigmoreno76

    I am so terribly sorry if we "whites" have truly fucked over other races with universities, electricity, cars, television, art, toilets, computers and other evils. It was not intended.

  • How old is this guy and this is really what his doing with his life?

  • You love to hear yourself talk, don't you?

  • "Hoops looks like an angry white man." LOL!

  • I find it real funny that most posters on this video don’t understand that ramzpaul is being sarcastic in a very OBVIOUS way. I thought us white Europeans was supposed to be smart and have a high IQ.

    But I must say that this racist hallmark card thing is beyond stupid.

  • I've just discovered the brilliance that is ramzpaul and his videos and rants happen to be my go-to now for a bit of cheering up. Weird how it works.

    I've been wondering myself if these readers are indeed that incapable of detecting sarcasm, or if they're just misanthropists who hate everyone, including people with similar views.

    Or maybe we're missing the picture here and they're actually just dark-humored! They go that extra mile to insult and disrespect because they're so down with it.

  • cough* sarcasm everyone *cough

  • okay okay... first NAACP says the card says "black whores" now its "black hoe?"

    I'm not racist at all. but man they need to keep their story straight. -.-

  • Are you kidding me?!?! You are a moron! Why would a graduation card with theme of space involve anything about black people??? This is Hallmark for fuck sake!! You and everyone else just need something to complain about or your heads will explode. SFTU about this. This is a complete waste of time!!!

  • You're a fucking, filthy Jew. If only the holocaust were still going on.

  • You're an idiot.

    You hear what you want to hear, when you push someone down, you bring yourself up.

  • Seriously, if you think this guy is being SERIOUS, you are a complete idiot.

    It's called sarcasm, look it up in a dictionary, or google it, SOMETHING!

  • fuck the naacp, racism is allowed only if you're a minority, fuck this bullshit

  • Its depressing to see how many of the people commenting don't get the sarcasm

  • um the part were you say they have black faces on the front what hallmark was trying to do was make it look like the lights were off because its a suprise party and if you think the card at 5:12 is racist then i supose you think yodelers are racist to .

  • Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes! Niggardly black holes!
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  • Of course it sounds like 'Black Hoes' to the NAACP and other black people. Most of them don't pronounce their L's (among other letters) anyway...

  • Holy smokes man, you had me in the beginning. I thought you were some full-bore nut-bag apologist.

  • Oh please, not another fucking "anti-racist" rant. God, are you LOOKING to find racism so badly, that you find it where there is none? Take a fucking joke. Now, I know that you're probably going to call me racist now, but that's because you're too fucking big-headed to even know what the fucking word means. Go preach somewhere else, somewhere where there actually IS racism. In fact, the fact that you are painting black people as victims could be seen as racist, but I'm not going to go there.

  • u r sooo stupid! THAT LAST ONE WAS THEN IN THE DARK!!!!! THEY HAVE THE LIGHTS OF.. AND THEY SAY SUPRISE BECAUSE ITS A SUPRISE PARTY!!!! THEY TURNED THE LIGHTS ON!!!! U STUPID ASS HOOOOOOOOOLE

  • Hoe

  • IM NOT RACIST,

    BECAUSE RACISMS A CRIME,

    AND CRIMES FOR BLACK PEOPLE.

  • carrying on -thing and you dont see steven hawking taking the piss out of other people and i meen what is he supposed to do not speak about his job because sad old men like you find it racist when number 1 you white and number two you obviously have no friend so you have to hang about supermarkets talking to a camera you sad old man grow up get a girlfriend get amrried and have children but make sure there not black or im sure youl have something to say then wont you.

  • what i think is that your just a sad old man with nothing better to do with his life judging by the unshaven face and the general lazy look of you and your just looking for an excuse to get attention by patending thateverything is a racist plot when it isnt i mean the last card you looked at was a child surprise party birthday card withthe lights of not they mjagicly turned white from being black and mocking a disabled man is worse then racism as black people can be racist back its not just one

  • When you open the card at 4:45 Hoops sounds like Eric Cartman from south park a bit or is that just me ?.?

  • its Nigga racist cuz i say nigga when i meet people including Black People

  • Hilarious!! NAACP needs to pick their battles better. I would start with rap music.

  • 240 blacks murder each other a year in us citys and they worry about a card

  • Hilarious video man!

  • The NAACP has way too much time on their hands!

  • Wow. Just looking at all the comments posted in outrage over the hallmark ban really brings out people's true colors. It's ironic that those who claim this not to be racist post racist comments to support their opinion. Believe me, 50 years ago, if it were white churches being bombed and white people being lynched and segregated, bc of race, they'd be singing a different tune right now. Ignorant bigots are always so eager to cast aspersions and trivialize such matters. I fucking hate all humans

  • dude! you're hilarious. your dry wit is outstanding!

  • This has to be the most ridiculous thing i have ever heard and the card isnt open to interpretation of any kind. Its obviously about outer space and the universe. These people are just hearing what they want to hear and are just using it to get some attention. Maybe to misdirect people and keep them from realizing that they dont actually do anything any more. Its either that or this is the a group of the dumbest people on the PLANET who all work in the same place

  • is he being sarcastic?

  • Why don't we just erase the word "black" from the fucking dictionary? Is this type of stupidity that is suppose to garner racial understanding. What the hell is wrong with people today, have we become this jaded as a society that we should "look for signs of racism in everything." Pathetic.

  • Negative African Azzh*les Creating Problems

  • will you post a video about racist cake names?

    Devil's Food - Black - Racist

    Angel's Food - White - Not Racist

    ;)

  • NAACP = National Association for the Advancement of Criminals & Parasites

  • I LOVE this video. Well done sir. If all of your videos are this funny you can consider my a subscriber.

  • @jl9802 But "holes" sounds like "Hoes". And that is offensive to the NAACP. If you don't believe me just axe them.

  • @ramzpaul I see what you did there, clever guy.

  • @ramzpaul Are you a racist? Yes the card situation was ridiculous but not all black people "axe".

  • This card was NOT racist.

  • Retards! :D

  • I'm thinking about some hoes then paint them black and sell them as black hoes.

    I bet they would be some stupid people who would call that racist.

  • Naacp is so retarded dumb negros

  • Brilliant deadpan humour!!!!!!

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  • Ha ha! Great stuff!

  • I can't figure out if your trying to be sarcastically or ironically humorous, in which case it's not working very well, or if you're serious. If the later is the case, you are a whore prostituting the ignominious imbecility of the NAACP's paranoid-schizophrenic witch hunt of nonexistent and imaginary racism , which far from correcting actual hate and discrimination, makes them (& you) look like spiteful ignorant racism-baiting cretins, discrediting their future remedies to authentic malevolence.

  • I think it's pretty clear which angle the man is comming from. You must be pretty dumb not to get it at first glance!

  • @diavlosuelto It's pretty obvious he is being a bit sarcastic

  • Most of you are simply crazy, many of you are ignorant to no end, so stupid that you cannot even understand the video and a great majority of you are just pure evil –the evil ones just need to go out and get a tan--, but me being the optimistic person I am, I think there is hope for some of you.

  • Dude, your booger is annoying.

  • @tdson2001 yeah that was a little distracting to say the least. but the man makes sense.

  • @tdson2001 lmao

  • Again, I repeat, the NAACP clearly explained what happened in their press conference. I see a ton of people did not understand it. I understood it perfectly. I can clear up a few things. I’m not here to argue red is not red and up is down, in other words, I’m not here for stupid shit. I’m here for people who have an honest desire to understand the TRUE REASONS why the card was asked to be pulled. When ppl here are saying black is white and vice versa, they’re only jerking with themselves.

  • @RayBrownnnnnn THE NAACP is a bunch of retarded parasites who create racial flaps so they can shake down some innocent people for more money. All they proved is that blacks are not to be taken seriously due to racial mental handicaps

  • @BarthBunzel There’s a new book out that’s not yet on the market about racism being a mental illness. It’s a page turner too. Here’s an excerpt. Ya want more, just ask… {Racists are mentally ill. Stop! Take no offense. I mean no disrespect. Not trying to slam U. Bare with me for a sec. Back at the age of 18, being naive, a lack of exposure to racism and white people, I would have argue you up, down that there is little to no racism, however, being around racists whites} (there's more)

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  • Uh oh, at 4:19 the black shadow under the cat and bunny must represent black people...PULL IT NOW :)

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  • I am so glad you were being sarcastic.

  • A child, not paying close attention, could easily hear someone referring to something or someone as black hos, you are bad (ominous) so you had better watch your back. The main phrase being black hoes. A very bad message coming from a Hallmark card being expose to young impressionable young AA women. It may not have been their intent, but like the woman said, if just one or two girls misconstrue the message, it’s not a good thing, so pull the card.

  • @RayBrownnnnnn Uh, how would a young girl take any sexual innuendo from that in the first place? You are a total fuckup. We need less people like you, seriously.

  • @regresseur You didn't know the word ho had something to do with sex? And you think 17 year olds know nothing about whores? You need to get out more, or hang yourself for being so ignorant....if I were you, I would choose the latter.

  • @RayBrownnnnnn yeah. or, here's an alternate solution: (not sure if there can be a solution to a nonexistent problem...kinda like the tree falling in the forest type of thing, but i digress.) We could stop worrying about how many different ways illiterate morons might misconstrue simple, coherent english and get "offended" by their hallucinations.

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  • NAACP is a joke, it's nothing more than a glorified witch hunt organization.

  • hahaha, for the first few minutes you got me going!! Nice vid mate

  • yes as everyone knows, hallmark is soooo racist.....considering the fact that they make cards SPECIFICALLY for black people.......fucking morons

  • For those idiots who are commenting... this is called HUMOR. He's not serious -_-

  • OK ... I agree that we NAACpiers have run out of important things to whine about. Yes there is loys of silliness here. We sometimes pretend there are problems that we need to resolve. But it is for good reason ... it keeps us all aware that we used to be a racist nation. Cut us some slack.

  • whole was misunderstood as whores, not wholes.

  • omg...black faces...they were obviously in a dark room and when you turn the card the lights are on and you can see them properly..you fucking idiot..trying to stir shit up

  • are you fucking kidding me...this is the most stupid thing ive ever heard

  • This guy is a fucking idiot

  • Sounds like someone is trying to pull the race (greeting) card

  • You are a handicap dude, not stephen hawkins!... Don't diss one of the greatest minds of our world. YOU ARE AN IDIOT! GET A LIFE!!! I hope you are joking, cause if you're for real, you should really take some pills.

    such an idiot.....

  • @sefard777

    did you really just say that stephen hawking isnt handicap? hahahahahaha go play somewhere else dipshit

  • @sefard777 Who is Stephen Hawkins?  Are you black?

  • OMG, so we now must ban sound acoustics and harmonics. People, the whole thing is really stupid. I am white and to me it sounded exactly like holes. No ho, no hoe, no rakes, no whores. NAACP needs to shut up and yes they do a good job and I applaud believe me, but this is stupid. It's like if a person with a very bad accent says something it may offend someone. And dude you are not a journalist and the way I see it, you are way more racist than the card.

  • You seemingly missed the entire racist premise.

    Hoops and Yoyo. All racists know that all blacks play basketball. The 'black' word for basketball is 'hoops'.

    Yoyo is the 'black' way to say 'you' (You, you) (drop the 'u')

    Racist all the way. Ban all greeting cards now!

  • Nice satire ramzpaul :) It wouldn't surprise me if they'll rename the words "The Black Plague"/"The Black Death" to something else not 'black'.

  • The racist board members proved the NAACP’s point. That’s why the card was pulled. Whites look for any opportunity to utilize their cravings to use the N word and any other racial slurs, just like some silly white boy at Hallmark could have had a sick craving to string a bunch of words together to make it seem like he was talking about space but in all actually wanted to get in a racist dig. Just like the racists on the board. God bless the NAACP. Excellent job. Dr. King would be so proud!

  • @RayBrownnnn the term you used " silly white boy " just shows your Hatred towards white people. Real nice Ray.Kinda reminds me of Obama's famous remarks when he said " Your typical white person "

  • @guitarjunkie5150 You see those phrases as racist because your parents brought you up backwards. If it’s any consolation to you, you’re not alone.

  • @RayBrownnnn okay Ray , then what what that say about your upbringing when you see phrases such as " black holes " as racist ? If its any consolation to you, YOURE not alone. Except the people you keep company with , make idiots of themselves in the national spotlight.Maybe you need to watch the video again this time with your mind cleared of your hatred for " The Evil White Man "

  • And I'm guessing Santa must be racist too, better call the justice department on him!

  • There's nothing racist about it, they say holes not hores, they think everything is racist

  • I honestly think everyone kinda flipped out... No offense but don't you think one way to stop racism is by letting things like this go? Someone has to get but hurt because they said a simple word! A black hole isnt a racist term. But hell, now it is. I don't think they were trying to attack anyone. So why is it such a big deal?

  • @imthecorki1 Some of you sound so hypocritical and backwards. If you want to leave it alone, then drop it. They succeeded to getting them off the shelves and that should be the end of it. It should not be a bunch of uncouth racists coming out of the woodwork looking to hang somebody, talking silly about, how the NAACP is not going to ban every word that deals with black. You sound stupid. Act better than your parents did.

  • brilliant - played it on my show today. posted by 3pm west coast time at thejimmyzshow . com

  • You are Gay.

  • I can't tell if you're serious or sarcastic

  • are you sure you aren't the real racist

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  • hilarious... i mean, you, NOT the racist card (no bashing needed NAACP! im so sorry!)

  • Hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The most effective racism is subtle. And unfortunately, that is sometimes MORE effective than OVER racism. We need to be aware and we need to be on top of it. Hate RUINS cultures, peoples and the world. It really does.

  • @BlakeBarbieDoll {Hate RUINS cultures, peoples and the world. It really does.}

    Oh it fucking does not. If you want to know what ruins shit it is the following:

    1) Idealist do-gooders and their crusades to create a Utopian world

    2) Group think and conformity

    3) Ignorance and mediocrity

    4) Egalitarianism

    The world is in a race to the bottom because of one simple dogma - refusing to respect your betters, and no, that does not mean race.

    That's where the poison comes from.

  • @mindprism Well put, agreed.

  • You've got all these commenters believing you're for real, incredible.

    I used to love your vids under my previous accounts (RejectFeministLies was the first) but I just can't believe people haven't woken up to your satire. Oh well, keep it up!

  • In case you think ramzpaul is kidding:

    youtube(dot)com/watch?v=uneOOc­lsaPs&NR=1

    Change the (dot) to .

  • You are a moron. Whining about stupid crap like this really does more harm than good because when real racism issues pop up people tune out, because they are sick of the NA-double CP (as you call it) constantly crying wolf. If you are truly concerned about this issue you should really focus your energy on something more productive.

  • @Dunker007 His energy is focused on something productive. He is attempting to eradicate racism. You should try to help.

  • @BlakeBarbieDoll Then he should look for some real racism, its out there, just not in this Hallmark card. It really does hurt the cause because people get sick of listening to people complain about non-issues like this one and they end up tuning out. The sky is falling, the sky is falling.

  • @Dunker007

    Sarcasm is your strong point, apparently.

  • Once again, ramzpaul, your satirical efforts have flown right over the heads of a good percentage of the commentors.

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    It's sad, isn't it?

  • I say we all write angry letters to hallmark for caving like a bunch of fucking pussys. Lets boycott the fuckers till they put the card back on the shelves and write in complaints to the NAACP demanding that they apologize to hallmark for this blatant bull shit.

  • I think Hallmark should pull all of their cards. They're offensive. Not everyone is happy and not everyday is mine nor anyone else's birthday. A birthday only happens once in a life time.

    So pull them out Hallmark. It's not like you have balls to say, "NAACP, you're morons. Read a 3rd science book."

  • NACCPP?

  • "NAdoubleCP" loser

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  • So you can make fun of Stephen Hawkings Condition, and thats okay?  You only make fun of people when you know that no one will come after you. Blacks have some political and social power, and they can kick your ass. So you really aren't SENSITIVE to blacks, you are just intimidated by them. Great, you proved your aren't racist against blacks, you got some race points.. yaay!! What do you want a cookie? In the end you only make fun of someone only if you can get away with it. COWARD.

  • is it aspergers?

  • You are a complete idiot. Get off Youtube with your stupidity.

  • the only black holes of late are between the ears of the LA naacp and the rest of real racist retards like sharpton and jackson.

  • A lot of people that used to go to college had a vocabulary! Using big words can be racist! LMAO!

    The KKK and the NAACP - no difference.

  • You are insane. Nothing was racist about that card. Do you even know what a black hole is? Do you have any education at all?

  • I bet he owns a mac

  • Great parody. Suprised to see how some people don't see this.

  • This is too funny! What better way to illustrate absurdity than with more absurdity. Very affective.

  • Well done.

  • Are you mentally ill, ramzpaul?

    Wow.

  • Wow, this is the first guy I've seen support the NAACP on this issue. lol, what was that about black people not being able to pronounce R's? Ur crazy and so is that chapter of the NAACP.

  • Don't say hoe after this. The politically correct term is "garden Implement."

  • You're not racially aware. You're a psycho.

  • The fucking pink cat or the goddamed green bunny is racist? You are one sick yo yo.

  • Let me quote you here: "We need to start banning words that sound like other words"

    Really.... We need..... to start.... BANNING....words...

    Yeah, what are we crazy? I mean, America and all for ya know, allowing freedom of speech. Did you even listen to the card? IT SOUNDED NOTHING LIKE HOS OR WHORES.

    Hey Mr. "I'm dedicated to the fight and awareness of racism", way to completely miss the fact that all these NAACP members do is create racism out of a freikin harmless graduation card. #FAIL