Your Business Card Reflects Your Subpar Personality

[crosswind76]

you don't NEED a card if your business and talent and skills speak for themselves. Get over yourself

[Moomers1000]

it doesn't belong in a roledex because its f***ing 2 feet tall

[Moomers1000]

I didnt know she was 14! hahaha

[theenlightenedon1]

I didnt know she was 14! ROFL

[zeus7623]

Thought was gonna suck, but it failed at failing. Good job you weird fuck!

[1984wrx]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL ROFL it tells me what i want and what i will do to you if you don't give it to me. perfect : )

[Fantageous]

hilarious!

[DracoAquarian1]

eggsellent parody, **golf clap

[ROCKanies]

whats the name of the song?

[airwolf100]

Nice!

[acenace24]

I didnt know she was 14.....says Lawerence Taylor *BOOM CHUCKALUCKA*!!!

[lindadryer]

Absolutely hilarious! Please do a parody of the packing one now! Great job!!!

[gnarlynacho]

@lindadryer What's the packing one? Link me!

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

Fuck you, hire me

[dmdollinar08]

haha hilarious!

[HortanHeresAWho]

LOL

"I did'nt know she was 14!"

[crazyviper101]

FUCK YOU! hire me

[miavonni]

fuckin funny!!!

[OverruledDood]

that card is WAY more impressive than Joe Bauer's. i lol'd

[alsal2007]

lol so fuking funny i am in tears

[glutch4374]

lmao funny

[codypg]

That was good!

[dhukkani]

very good i like this guy card

[dhukkani]

very good i like this guy card

[DrunkAngryRussian]

i'm editing this because a lot of parts are shit.

[drdre306]

whats the song called

[Wdfbro]

u forgot to say, WHAT DO YOU DO GAURENTEED? 

[TheFatty2497]

Name of the Institution: University of Pennselvania

This guy is a nobel prize winning nuclear phyisists. Oh WoW I'm impressed!

You make Joel Bauer look like such an idiot! Thumbs up!

[bilkun]

HaHA !!!! Awesome!!!!

[insidethegod]

funny... but i must admit that this comedic re-visitation makes me want to watch the "The Pitch, Poker and the Public" again for all it's nuggety goodness. .. such as Howard Bloom's blooming and Ben Mack's macking.

I'd be incredibly interested to watch a scene dramatization from the consciousness thriller, Poker without Cards.

[falcostrife]

hahaha all of it is hilarious

[buzincarl]

lol i like how u used the same words but made em look mean :D

[redneckcaseyjones]

I wonder if joel bower commented on this video?

[rock2metal666]

hahahaha now that's something worth to boast instead of that Joel Bauer fag's card

[speedymarathon]

Absolutely Halarious! this is amazing! Knocked my socks off.... now i have to find where they are....anyone got a sock finder machine? hey maybe you with that fancy non-business card... :P keep the great vids coming

[manwhorejosh]

Great Job!

[Leannaberry]

Looks like Jim Carry.

[Quiet0wing]

00:29 HAHAHAH like the most hardest thing to acheve in life and "woh im immpressed"...lololol

[21Wakeup]

fuckin golden

[neddx]

You, my brother, have a bright future. I'd hire just for the "Fuck You"

[cseeger101]

I think this is my favorite of yours so far. Guaranteed.

[Tedsuzan]

lulz...I just made a parody too, and I'm watching others now..We both went for the nobel prize joke I guess,lol...

[gnarlynacho]

haha yeah, but mine lacks the Bjork voice...yours = superior

[nodws]

good adaptation

[sschung84]

Haha! How do you think up this shit?

[gnarlynacho]

Being a douchebag comes naturally to me.

[cseeger101]

Confirmed

[jlhawxhurst]

Hilarious!