ONN Sony releases new

[MEareCAT]

time vampire. xD

[asdfkl96]

fucking piece of shit

[RaptorFag]

It never ends this shit.

[gray328]

How did they do this while keeping straight faces? I wanna see the bloopers.

[chuck7790]

lol i did scream at my tv several times "work you piece of shit!" this is genius XD

[larrymichelson]

Priceless ... Lenny Bruce was right ... Dirty words are funny! And that's no bullshit!

[SmartStudent93]

what episode is this in what season

[andyrooney12]

The first time I watched an Onion News clip I was a bit confused because it looked and sounded so real but the topic made it a parody. I first watched the one about GTA making it seem to easy to kill hookers...LoL. They do great work on this.

[Legomygrego16]

this is funny, but whats even funnier is sony spends a lot more time making and improving it's hardware then microsoft's. at least sony's stupid fucking piece of shit that doesnt do what its supposed to, doesnt get the red rings of death AFTER 3 FUCKING DAYS

[kerio993]

@Legomygrego16 ...no more red rings dude

[Yams313]

"God damned ass backwards as fuck."

[JAYmurder100]

i love this, the ps3 is a goddamn stupid piece of fucking shit, and it never does what its supposed to, good call ONN, i did waste my money on that

[gapanlilio33]

XD it's kinda a satire of consumerism

[Ace4929]

This is why i love the onion

[TheKarnivurusG]

All I see in the comments is people whining about it swearing...don't you people get that it's supposed to be how you react to sony's impossible gadgets. Tbh I founds this pretty hilarious.

[NOLAMarathon2010]

Is The Onion substituting vulgarity for wit? Hopefully, this won't become a habit.

[kerio993]

@NOLAMarathon2010 since when arent rightfully placed cuss words funny??? get ya pus outta a wad and stop being so fuckin critical..it waas funny no body gives a fuck wut words u think are funny...go eat a dick

[scudder99]

@NOLAMarathon2010 go fuck yourself.

[nermin28]

how many times they said: Shit,Fuck,Goddamn?

[orangeapples]

only 800GB? Get back to me when they release the 3.62 YB model

[lordlong]

...time vampire...THNX!! i have a new insult!

[JusticePain666]

BWHAHAHA!

[sofaking815]

HAHAHHAHHA

[manjenson]

"And being God-damned ass-backwards fuck."

Best.

Feature.

Ever.

[chrstilen5]

This is just like realety^_^

[n300zx93]

I work in electronic's and this could not be more true!

[Xcoolaid]

life would be so much easier if news was actually like this

[Jacquelyn104]

TV should be more like this...

[Yiannis701]

The funniest shit I've seen in my goddamn life

[fthis12345]

holy shiit, this is lmao all over it.

[yoshiboo5]

If only TV was like this.

[kire1418]

@yoshiboo5 Life would be so much more interesting.

[MilkThatEmo]

we want people to be screaming in unison from houses across the country work! work you cock sucking piece of shit!

[Vintage772]

LOL epic translation !!!

[deathjam40]

this is hell realistic :P

[anarkoFred]

Oh ! My dad would like that. He hates technology so much !

[waterkeeper03]

Mother Fucking Time Vampire... I love the onion

[Mektige]

One of the funniest videos on the internet.

[89thShadow]

lol at time vampire XD

[mulletman027]

i got a mofo at home just like that

lmao

=-D

[Brazzle]

This is one of the funniest fuckin' videos I've ever seen.

[Skellentine]

Har! Thats funny :D

[neinoctober]

ROFLMAO!

[gobot1985]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!