Jan Terri "Baby Blues"

[metalisback]

He had baby browns. So full of shit....

[chistophersaylor]

I would totally go to a Jan Terri concert...no joke. Who's with me???

[TMBuxton]

More like "Baby Browns".

[WyldeStrype]

At 1:26 she jacks off the bottle while probably saying, "Hey, this is what will happen if you take those baby blues to my place!"

[Julez2770]

00:31 "he sat down and poured himself a drink........................" okay, he poured himself a drink and then what?

[ShaftIzScarface88]

@Julez2770

Then he saw Jan Terri...threw up...And started drinking until Jan Terri look ed half way descent :)

On a side note....I have never poured myself a drink at a bar....

[Suspiria10]

I love Jan's hair......Lot's of Aqua Net, jut the way I like my ladies hair.

[davidallenroth]

" hey honey lets dance in the far far back conrer"....

[goerickago]

Does the close up of that guys face for ages at a time freak anyone else out too?

[canyougetmesomeMnMs]

...His eyes are brown.

[wingslyp]

Imagine if they had children? They'd be gorgeous.

Seriously, I'm kind of addicted to Jan Terri videos, it's like crack, you know it's bad for you but you have to come back to it!!

[bryanw91178]

"help" at :40....."it's a boot camp, help please!" at 2:28

[Robeddo86]

how could anyone dislike this, she is fucking hot... 0:47 

[902Judith]

Here's my vote!!! This one is the "WORSE VIDEO OF ALL TIME"...no frig'n doubt about it. LMAO....:-D

[Suspiria10]

@902Judith There's a alot worst mainstream music videos and singers out there.....just look at those filthy thug trash music videos and lyrics

[902Judith]

@Suspiria10 You're so right. I've grown to really enjoy Jan Terri's music. No frills. No auto-tune. It's the real deal and Jan is an original and so unique.

[Suspiria10]

@902Judith Thank You I agree, Its just fun music to listen too and it's filled with a bunch of nasty lyrics.

[YuiYamana]

Why didn't anyone tell her her lyrics were so freaking horrible?

[danning1]

@YuiYamana Well, she never did hear back from any record companies until she became a campy joke, so until that happened a little bit of self-doubt must have creeped into her mind.

[kiswjustin]

Seriously. This is genius. They're in a shitty dive bar, she's super troll-like, he's got a gnarly molestache, the song is ridiculous. Pure genius. Thank you Jan Terri!

[kiswjustin]

This is by far the greatest joy my life has ever had. Oh. My. God.

[cellopuncher]

this chick is awesome!

[ritter89]

I love the final fadeout on the L&M bargain brand cigarette pack. I don't think they even make that shit anymore

[wiccaboi83]

@ritter89 The sad thing is they really do lol. I worked at a store early this year and NO ONE bought them.

[ritter89]

@wiccaboi83 lol. yeah, my uncle used to smoke them back in the 70s and buy cartons dirt cheap. they're like the shittiest smokes on the planet. they taste like exhaust fumes and have the most unattractive packaging. i thought it was funny that they included them in the video.

[KaydeyRai]

"Clear enough to fill a swimmin' pool" and then it shows a vid of some seagulls floating in the ocean wtf!! - that coupled with the serial killer looking brown eyed guy who jan says has "baby blues". I mean it's like they didn't even try to make this music video correlate with the words of the song

[v8cool1]

She's a female toby jug.

[emochick956]

his eyes are brown...

[munkykayse]

All her videos have that special "Manos - The Hands of Fate" quality to them

[Neidhardt84]

Sure, he asked that midget female Gene Hackman look-alike for a dance.

[sunNbass]

omfg shes so fuckn ugly

[edythehed]

Imagine waking up next to that the following morning. Gives beer goggles a whole new meaning.

[ZX2ManDave]

0:38

Now that is the face of a serial killer.

[LikwidSchitz]

Baby bwue so cwistal cweer, bwue enough to fwill a swimming poo

[noneskull1]

Jesus, Tex...this chick is a triple-bagger

[edtorr20]

I can't get this song outta my head. It's a freakin awesome song. LOL!

[ShaftIzScarface88]

Press 4.....over and over agian...

[JohnnyLovely2]

I LOVE THIS SONG !

[ShaftIzScarface88]

Jan Terri.....So big & fat...Fat enough to get stuck in the kiddie pool....

:D

[erndog6969]

@ShaftIzScarface88 LMFAO

[ShaftIzScarface88]

@erndog6969 LOL

[jwquick]

I'm still waiting on the Jan Terri and Mark Gormley World Tour or Porn Flick, whatever comes first, I couldnt handle either because of the Shier Awesomeness it would produce

[HoldUrColours]

what happened

[DeadButFeelingBetter]

hair and make up by Karren Mathes - you did your best Karren :-)

[BigDogsDangler]

Why is he talking and dancing with her? Is he fucking blind?

[bps3013]

02:28 RAEP TIME!!!1

[zackvanhalen]

Apparently she was only 34 when this video was made.

[Gabby5471]

@ 2: 30 he says "bootcamp" and then at 2:32 "penis"

[zackvanhalen]

@Gabby5471 OH MY GOD HE DOES!!!!!!??????

[TheSouthpau]

I now realize what it is like to hurt while watching and listening to a video!



[Lepiotaphage]

God help us all.

[sheepintheherd]

what is wrong with this woman? i just dont understand this, im sittin here watching all of her music videos trying to understand and i dont!

[YoungMommy14]

@sheepintheherd Don't try to understand... you're never gonna understand artistic brillaince like this...

[snugglybear182]

i love how he has brown eyes and shes talking about him having blue eyes

[LavenderHoneyPancake]

This is so much freaking better than all those crap videos they put out nowadays. Jan Terri for Mayor dammit!!!!

[FlaminFingaz]

Apparently, opaque blue eyes can't fill up a pool.

[jwquick]

My dear lord, I've never wanted to be a beer bottle so bad at 1:26 seconds into this master piece.

[jwquick]

that guy needs a t-shirt that says ".025 cent mustache rides".

[Sherpaful]

That dude forgot his hat.

[trillionification]

i THINK THAT POOL IS THE SAME HUDSON RIVER SHE USED IN HER LOSING U VIDEO..I'VE BECOME AN ADV ID FAN..SHE'S INCREDIBLY HOT!

[carolinaswampcritter]

The chorus should have went like: ♪♫He had cloudy browns, so dark and drear, shitty enough to fill a cesspool.♪♫ And doesn't she remind you of an evil Treasure Troll at the 0:48 mark???

[YoungMommy14]

@carolinaswampcritter HAHAHAHAHA! That was classic...

[v8cool1]

@carolinaswampcritter Treasure troll !!! LOL

[CGPDTrio]

he has brown eyes.. and this bitch looks like my grandmas neighbor

[nevskislake]

"Cwear enough to fiw a swimming poow" then director pans to a river. Brillant!

[bps3013]

Wow, the mom from That 70's Show totally let herself go.

[richardburchett]

This could be a PSA about the dangers of beer goggles.

[JonathanRPeluso]

She's eating them. And then she's going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDD­DDDDD!!!!

[confettiembolism666]

2:28 rape face

[jdubbs530]

this women has more courage then all the slanders of anonymous youtube bullies combined

[HungryDingo]

"Blue enough to fill a swimming pool" WTF??? Apparently you fill your pool with blue, and this entire time I thought I was diving into water.

[deltron3]

You don't pour yourself a drink at the bar Jan

[heyyyyyynow]

Love the guys at the bar ignoring the shit out of the chicks at the table.

[Laulie98]

He had yellow teeth, so golden yellow, gold enough to fill an entire mine.

[stanbo2020]

Can I flag this video inappropriate lol

[TheArizonaGurl]

Does anbody else notice her missile shaped breasts at 2:24?

[MrChromedivision]

Ahahahah its Gimli From LOR!!!!!!!

[SesameCake]

Jan Terri's big enough to fill a swimming pool.

[bobwills66]

Uh.... why does he say "Bootcamp. Penis" to her at 2:27?

[haytionette]

i think she forgot to say that he bought 15 beer and 12 whiskey at the bar before he stumbled over her

[besquell]

the treasure troll has returned

[keirintoronto]

holy shit I didn't know she had a full CD, she's actually sort of a brilliant song writer.

[Lookfishlamp]

not only did he have baby blues but was apparently legally blind

[darlingdino]

@Lookfishlamp It's not like he was real hot himself!

[jillianmarquett]

You'd have to be totally smashed AND on meth to even look at her.

[jillianmarquett]

Look what she's doing at 1:26.

[elsoda]

@jillianmarquett lol!!! i saw it!!! lol

[darreyl102]

@jillianmarquett LMAO!!

[odantoro]

Seeing her stroke the beer bottle at 1:25 has made my year complete.

[Noobsaibot21]

@odantoro

:D

The little minx!!!

:D

[Andromeda680]

gaaaaaad. life looks depressing here.

[jwquick]

is she singing about the right RedNeck? cause that guy has shit black eyes..not blue, I would still like to take a dump in his 10 gallon hat though

[LetterKillethProject]

LOL is that the same guy from "i just want your lunch"

[Elondria1975]

Dancing in front of the dartboard is not a smart move.



[Kawiia17]

@Elondria1975 My mother got a dart stuck in some guys head once because he went to pick up a dart off the floor

[rabidrabbitshuggers]

I love how at the climax of this 'love song', the video focuses on a set of complete strangers.

[LetterKillethProject]

@rabidrabbitshuggers well executive producer Jan Terri, lol

[AsG1989]

@rabidrabbitshuggers I just noticed that, why do we care about the people at 2:10 lol

[BigLouieLittlePhilly]

this vid crushed my balls

[hittatreeP]

Jan Terrri gives me baby blue balls.

[supdawg9999999]

2:29 lolol

[sexynat50]

Ewww, I really get grossed out when she starts stroking the beer bottle at 1:26.

[TheArizonaGurl]

@sexynat50 Becuz of u, I now notice this....lol

[sexynat50]

@TheArizonaGurl Ha! I know!

[BootyFister]

@sexynat50 That's when I jizzed my pants.

[iBloobaTube]

Jesus Christ dude this is why I wish I wasn't white. This is like drunken trailer park hillbilly incest porn.

[MattMonk]

I have never been so creeped out in my life... I'm not gonna be able to sleep for weeks.

[JBmaster93]

0:58 holy smokes, look at those!!!!!!!!!!! wonderful.

[ISatBelonely620]

0:42...his eyes are clearly NOT blue.

[virginiaplume09]

she just met this dude. how do they already have a "tune" together?

[Mr1991ladarius]

Clear enough to fill a swimming pool? that doesn't even make sense.

[jeffsond]

she's doing nasty things with the neck of her beer bottle at 1:26. YOU NASTY JAN! No I mean you are really nasty

[jeffsond]

I would say she was being nasty with the neck of the bottle at 1:26

[jeffsond]

Jan looks like his mom

[minipurple52]

Blue enuff to fwill a swimming pwoooool XD XD

[Sherpaful]

The couple at 2 :12 is attractive by comparison.

[Elyzater]

Listen carefully...at 0:24 she says "fucking eyes"

[jeffsond]

@Elyzater sorry it's sparkling eyes

[Elyzater]

@jeffsond you just had to ruin it for me didn't you!????

[jeffsond]

@Elyzater Sory, but the word Fu#@### and Jan Terri in the same sentence makes me feel ill. :(

[Elyzater]

@jeffsond oh yeh? what if she joins the mainstream rap scene and starts to diss and cuss like lil kim or whats her name...what are you going to do then? ha?

[jeffsond]

@Elyzater ill have to rip my eyes and ears out

[spiderhgoodlegs]

Wait. So does this video mean she isn't dating her brother anymore?

[Elyzater]

he smiled and sat down poured himself a drink...awkward silence.....

[waysgoose]

This shit is just completely fucked up. I cannot believe there is one person on this planet who thinks Jan Terri has any talent. Lyrics - shit. Voice - shit. Acting talent - shit. Half of time what she sings doesn't even follow the melody of the music. This is all some kind of weird, fucked up nightmare.

[MrBELLTO]

jans got back tits. at 1:22

[27cmr]

Out of all those women, he picks her... :/

[lsrengines]

He looks like the local serial killer

[zeroich]

oh das ist schlimm

einfach nur quälerrei

karaoke pur XD

[FruStorch]

I love this (Y)

[Emsilbea]

I wonder how much they had to pay that poor guy to hold her pudgy sausage fingers?

[kingcadillac3577]

does anyone kno her hair stylist its awesome, but isnt she the mom of the fat kid off bad santa

[Kirke182]

I think she's Kruschev's sister.

[YouCantDeleteDenzelL]

LOL!!!!! Notice her jerking off the bottle at around 1:20?

[Popr0x]

Karren Mathes should be shot.

[kreativle]

-You are now rocking with the worst-

[officeeciffo]

Was she retarded?

[betz0041]

ummm and the fade out clip is of a soft pack of cigarettes and a cowboy hat? They must be in Landford, IL...i'm sure Jan is Roseanne's cousin.

[oralgoat69]

RIP janny

[FAM205productions]

0:42 - not a swimming pool

[daniel1982]

He's got great big american hooters...

[TimiHendrix86]

Well played.

[WayToSaveTheWorld]

But....he doesn't have "Baby Blues"...and he looks like a child molester. Get in there, Jan!

[mgtatils]

Shit flights on those darts. What a treat though. You go out for a drink with your best mate only to meet wyatt earpes poor relation, fuck your best mate off who then has to take up darts for the evening.... Jan you utter slut!

[Shortbusbob1964]

She looks like the Heat Miser from the Christmas Movie Santa Claus is coming to town.

[Indywidua]

1:10 taniec w domu seniora

[powerhse74]

ahhhh! I got startled at 0:47!!

[towdamage]

The last thing he says at the end is "I like blow jobs.........penis"

[schott319]

Notice the seductive hand movements across the bottle at 1:25. She's a filthy bitch.

[DreamingOfBaba]

That guy resembles Chuck Norris--This video would've been interesting if Chuck & Jan got together!!

[flm3454]

0:37 - 0:42 creeper alert

[Moviewatcher1981]

:14 That's about how the bitches all look in my hometown bars too.

[noxiouscaitsith]

clear enough to fill a swimming pool? really...thats all you could think of...lol. this is awesome.

[breadstick94]

uhm..i think those seagulls are dead

[breadstick94]

his eyes arent blue... THEYRE BLACK! but his teeth are yellow

[confettiembolism666]

@breadstick94 everything's fucking yellow

[inchalottaful]

at 2:08 the douche sitting next to the troll-lady is like 'goddamn i'm gonna fuck this abominations brains out'

[bagyourface]

aaaa for the longest time i thought that argyle pattern in her sweater was diamond-shaped holes!! ha ha ha

[Moviewatcher1981]

What the hell is this crap?

[Doyubi]

She's a big and healthy gal.

[Popr0x]

@Doyubi HAHAHAHA LOL No, I disagree.

Carrying that much weight, especially around the middle raises risks for heart disease and diabetes. She is a big and unhealthy woman who needs to get help.

[boon4376]

Jan looks like Roseanne

[gracie5061]

that's an insult to roseanne

[BigDogsDangler]

"Clear enough to fill a swimming pool"..... cue a picture of the sea with Seagulls floating on it!! LOL.

[ToastmachineIdiot]

@BigDogsDangler I think you mean, "Cleaw enough to fiww a swimmin' poow."

[sborder66]

god damn, what is that place? The Ugly bar?

[furiousmiles123]

yeah jan stroke that beer harder

[argentak]

pouws himself a dwiiiiink

[zimzum13]

1:25 jan terry is so easy and horny,look what's she doing to the bottle

my lord, i dont even wanna think about it....uughhh, too l