Giant Turtle

[turtlesinNIRVANA]

its gonna eat you run run runnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[KingBlackened]

whoa whoa slow down! wheres the fire?

[sneakyninjaman69]

perfect time to get a headshot

[kayone971xD]

unsre ist kleiner und schneller :D

[retodd69]

i like turtles



[trippinaznboi]

yes i drive one of those to work everyday, its called a priaz

[dltanner99]

Cryptozoology novel about two boys who find something strange on the beach one night see video book trailer

[ResidentEvilFan29]

HYDRO PUMP BLASTOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[creeper49]

such a beautiful, ancient, wise creature

[FireheartGirl910]

@CaptMytre haha [:

[KalamitiMusic]

Lawl its funny that one comment got more likes than the video haha.

[romeosafadi]

In Soviet Russia, Turtle Rides You!

[FireheartGirl910]

it's called a tortoise not a giant turtle.

[CaptMytre]

@FireheartGirl910 +1, one is land based (fee), other is sea based (flippers).

[marleena14sds]

This one is fast than from others!

[nickbfn1]

holly shit, i knew my mother was lying, blastoise is real!!!!

[TheIncredibleHulk97]

@nickbfn1 best comment ever, man

[coolsporefan]

@nickbfn1 dude blastoise is blue and has hydro cannons on its back

[TheIronSights]

@coolsporefan dude the hydro cannons are hidden and he was joking, relax

[RaevensaguN]

@nickbfn1 Your dumb bro. Thats a warturtle.

[mopsy2008]

id love to have this as a pet :p

[kloakdrikker]

I like turtles

[jamesdav77]

Dude1: Wow thats a big freaken turtle...

Dude2:Yea he's speedy, he's been in the family... I think 200years now.

Dude1:No kiding? Thats one old turtle. So why did they name him speedy?

Dude2: Because he was the fastest turtle in the nest... And he hunts down and eats rabbits...

[yetibiker08]

Helmets have legs?

[Jaws3235]

it sounded like the little girl called it a baby shark, and yes thats a TORTOISE not a TURTLE

[3d834]

its not a turtle its a tortoise. They are in some zoos and they only live on land.

[PuChiPereZ13]

aww i wanna jump on its shell and ride it past the clouds then i'd feed him a pickle and we'd laugh about my mother in law aww

[manitsmatt]

awwww cute turtle so gentle

[GraphiteGum]

@manitsmatt It's just that it's too slow to bite people's heads off... :)

[MezupK]

Very big.

[DeathRock96]

when it dies can I have its shell Im looking for a new home

[samme207]

ollanders lols

[kry31986]

wonderful !!!

[Bluterus]

That looks like a fun ride!

[bxzel0915]

nice i love to see people keeping endangered animals i love you guys keep up the good work

[00zerocoke00]

it can rip human's arm off, you know that?

[aretlev]

Giant tortoises kill over 10,000 people every day.

[AllisonxHeartxAttack]

I want it :3

[soph7133]

"Is this a cat, in a hat? No this is a Tortoise"

[GmantheMegga]

damn that thing is hallin ASS!!

[Moonblood00]

would love to see one of these guys walking in my living room...would be great pets.

[eterpe1]

thats a aldabra tortoise, native to the seychelles islands and mauritius in the Indian ocean, theyre more common than galapagos tortoises, you can buy hatchlings online for $2000

[TeamDarwin1809]

jump him and ride em'

[pearlbanger1995]

that is a tortoise not a turtle

[AmorousAnteater]

LKOL< thats a big rthino.

[luvcomedy123]

that's a frikin big tortoise

[Poog33]

Very nice what kind of dog is this?

[maffa55]

It's a mouse idiot

[spikeydewd01]

@Poog33 yesss. i was the 69th like.

[octavian300]

that would be called a tortoise, not a turtle. galapagos island from the looks of it.

[chezeburga44]

SCREWED N CHOPPED

[oaz0987]

Looks like an elephant with a shell.

[adachenghoiyan]

I want to give him a hug!!

[Zoeslaterz]

turtle? pretty sure that's a tortoise

[brian50g]

it hit one of those with my car once.

[killgates1]

I bet your car got "brokededed"

[FroznSh0t]

pretty fast

[biggamenoobtv]

can i have it??

[Tyson3152000]

ha ha thats prehistoric...fuckin epic man

[darkspinethehedgehog]

i remember that one that one can live ultra long age

[magikaster2]

i want it

[stewdabest1]

i just figured a way to save the enviromen throw away ur cars and get a turtle

[ItsaUFOduh]

he heard there'd be muffins, so he decided to show up for the picnic

[lightcia]

its a tortiose not a turtle...dumbases

[shavooo]

OMFG ITS THE 9th boss from shadow of the colossus :O

[Scorpius366]

ha ha

[sogoodforyou]

If that was hidden in its shell, some people would probably sit on it thinking it was a rock. Its huge.

[NFSrulez]

holy crap turtles are slow!

[tomnpig]

aww haha that is a sick turtle :D

[SamuraiKnights]

It was like: "Oh shit...move bitchez! I gotz nitro glycerin on meh!" MUTHA FUCKAZ!!!

[iTzNoko]

Make way, turtle coming through.

[jsbruce11]

toitle

[WhoKilledKenedy]

here,doggy,doggy

[dbowman1231]

Oh My God

[queenVikingRage]

its a tortoise not a turtle

[doombow666]

nope thats a tank

[queenVikingRage]

lol well..that too :)

[rapg6262]

I WANT IT!

[stein911speedy]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

[chuito506]

lol

[jennamcdonagh]

its huge

[Delta9son]

I want to sit on it and ride it.

[Mickey1991XD]

i want that :O

[Johnf85]

this is definetly not america. people would sue the shit out of the owner of that turtle once it bit their foot off.

[superharry626]

uh how old are you ? tortoises dont eat human feet... they are herbivores

[Johnf85]

my point remains valid. tortoises have been known to bite im not saying they are carnivorous. i was exaggerating when i said bite the foot off. im suprised you couldnt figure that out.

[GOFLAMESGO77]

Im surprised you made such an idiotic comment in the first place.

[Johnf85]

here we go another genius....you dont even live in america so you wouldnt understand that we are a sue crazy country....forget it just shut the fuck up

[GOFLAMESGO77]

No, you just really don't know what your talking about. Grow up redneck, how old are you? 13? Your wrong, and that's that.

[Johnf85]

actually i do know what im talking about i live in the u.s. in pennsylvania, not the south. 13? im 22. your having a tough time here, why dont you just stop now before you make yourself look even dumber if thats possible

[GOFLAMESGO77]

For a supposed '22' year old, you sure have horrible grammer skills. I do not care about where you live, or how old you are. I simply am trying to show you how wrong you are, and how idiotic you sound when you try to sound smart. Your embarrassing yourself, and as much as I enjoy that, it's a waste of everyone's time having to read your childish comments.

[Johnf85]

i have two years on you buddy. your the child here. dont call me an idiot for making a social statement when you dont have the means to back yourself up. "your just wrong" is not a valid argument. your insecurities are clear as a bell. you feel all grown up from calling my comments childish and remarking on my grammer. these are defense mechanisms from losing the argument. anyway, i have better things to do....if you don't like my comments get over it. find someone else to bother

[GOFLAMESGO77]

You have two year's on me, I should be respectful to my elder's. Using "Im older and bigger than you" tactics online are sad attempts at making yourself feel better. Quite honestly I feel sorry for someone like you, who has little to no knowledge when he posts his useless and idiotic comments online.

[GOFLAMESGO77]

You were trying to be smart, and someone pointed out your error. Now you're extremely defensive because someone questioned your apparent "intelligence". Sir, feeble minded YouTube drifter's like yourself, trying to make yourself sound smart, are pathetic. This is all the time I shall waste on this matter with you.  Next time get your facts straight before posting.

By the Way, Wikipedia is NOT a reliable source.

[kitsunechan90]

you both are idiots for fiting on a giant turtle video tell me thats not low.... XD

[GOFLAMESGO77]

I do not know where you come from, but your english is terrible. What the hell is fiting? Are you 5? Geeze, spell right before you try and insult!

[Johnf85]

"your just wrong"

[nickrulz150]

I am not five, but I will tell you that im 17. Although I do believe my brother typed that, he thinks he lives in the ghetto. Anyways, why the heck is there a fight on a giant turtle video anyways?

[nickrulz150]

i mean the fact that my s/n on here is kitsunechan90 and without realization, I went on my brothers due to my stupidity.

[kevinusz]

Actually Wikipedia was found to be as reliable as the encyclopedia Britanica. Please to not use incredibly proper English when you normally wouldn't it's Youtube and you aren't writing an essay so don't be a grammar nazi.

[urukusaki22]

pwned

[dragoons9009]

don't u love tortises?

[gabeeco]

cute little thing

[lerenzoex232]

u gonna be lieng me!!!!!!!

[roughsword]

Not The Smallest Turtle Ever

[katinqueen]

kleintje... baby'tje.... haha fokking grote schildpad

[Alex9322]

dont stand in his way...

[abyysabyys]

its a tortoise lol but still cool

[Beckmen]

That guy rules.

[buishott]

creepy...but cute