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  • I find it funny how the chief can barely aim in Halo but in GTA he can shoot just fine....

  • heard that mother fucker hey hey watch your language i thought i told you to turn that shut off but dad my friend just came on idk turn it off but dad stop being a fucking ass hole!!!!!!!!

  • My ROFL knife go slice slice slice slice slice. Arby n the cheif is what I call funny!

  • killz tod by making him watch t3h two girlz and on3 cupz

  • y does it always say 3:43 in the clock

  • 477 people aren't >:|

  • @HeadlessZombiez HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 343

  • Jon is fucking awesome

  • 3:43?!?!?! My god... Jon told the future!!!

  • fucking everytime i wanna watch a youtube video THE POLITICIANS THE POLITICIANS THE POLITICIANS

  • roflknief!! =) 6:22

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  • Notice how the numbers, "343" come up repeatedly in the first few seasons, even though it was before bungie quit.

  • @LevitnetTWO Not that surprising. 343 himself was a big part of halo, and he is probably the most mentioned number, ever, in the game

  • Mai rofl knife goes slice slice slice

  • Travis is a dick

  • Been thinking about this every time I watch the series..But wouldn't Jon realize all the random ass friends he has in his friends list? (From Chief adding these Derpy ass Derps) Despite the fact that he's supposedly never home or hardly comes home. Just a thought. I know I would've thought my XBOX was haunted or some shit.

  • the only reason why people want to get top comments is beacuse we want to feel like we thought of something clever or funny. so the next time you see someone make a joke on youtube's comment section at least know that they are trying. so thumbs the comment you really have nothing to lose.

  • 0:43 skip into your welcome

  • i like the part when it started :p

  • lol the clock was 343 as a refrence to to 343 industries

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  • @coolhalo5 or maybe its a reference to 343 guilty spark. that seems a lot more likely

  • I used to play halo, then i took an arrow to the knee.

  • @vampire193 Leave.

  • lol

    

  • Every time I watch this I always want to watch CoD rage vids.

  • MY ROFLKNIFE GOES SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE

  • this is so true

  • ROFL @ 3;25!!!!

  • my r0fleknife go slic3 sclice s1ice slice

  • I wonder if half of the people who notice the 343 references, and say "How did he know that?!" realize that 343 Industries is an off-shoot of Bungie.

  • @RadioKon1 I agree. So deeply. Some people are ignorant :l.

  • r.i.p headphone users

  • @UNlightning199 wtf?

  • @itzkolpi when the kid was screaming

  • 477 ppl play Cock of duty: modern gayfare 2

  • I DEMAND EXPLINASHON, Y IS THE FIRST SEASON IN 360P WHEN THIS IS 240P.

    I would like an awnser to this plz.

  • i hate travis >:( angry face

  • Again with the 343 reference at 5:36! How did he know that?!

  • @MrFrenchbear 343 guilty spark perhaps? if u didnt know bungies obsessed with 7. 7*7 = 49 (nr of meta achivements in halo3) 49*7 = 343 (guilty spark) 343*7 = 2401 (pentinant tangent (monitor of instalation 05) list goes on

  • that was so funny all that arguing

  • Some how the opening reminds me of Family Guy...

  • @FanaticTurtle It Is From Family Guy....From The Episode "Road To Europe"

  • I guess that smokesomething's parents got divorced because of him and was later living with his mom... we all know what happens after that...

  • 343 on the alarm clock... ftw haha :)

  • haha

  • I haven't watched this in AAAGGESSSSS!! Time to recap

  • 5:38 343 what is it with this series and 343 industries?

  • @WaZupYeO Well the clock has always said 343 and this was before 343 industries had been announced that they were taking over, that was announced during the development of Reach at some point so its probably a reference to 343 Guilty Spark.

  • If this was a TV show... IT WUD B DA B3ST FUCKIN SHOW EV4RRRR!!!111ONE

  • Love how at 3:40 they all piss themselves laughing.

  • Master Chief should be a English teacher thumps up if you agree

  • XxXsM0k3w33d4LyPh3420XxX would grow up to become Adam in Season 7.

  • @PS3TNA157 i don't think so, this kids name is jeremy

  • 3:17 best part

  • the only reason your down here is because there is an add up there.

  • @thedirefails haha

  • =D

  • Happy new jear every1

  • Isnt it funny how jeremys gamer tag is smoke weed for life, as adams is puff da chronic

  • I see many of us are on an Arby 'n' the Chief marathon.

  • @JayCeAy yup...

  • Hahaha there wuz stripers on the game lol:D!!!!!!!!!!

  • My rofl knife r go slice slice slice slice

  • who got the new mission impossble comercial before watching this...pretty epic...

  • I dont like the new youtube this video was 360p before D:

  • Thumbs up if you looked at your clock and it said 3:43!

  • @TBlockFilmer I think that's probably quite uncommon.

  • Its adams dad before his mom split up lol. And before he got banded

  • Wasn't Jeremys GT the same as Adam's?

  • @DIRTYdirtysanches No. his was "Puffdakhronik". A most likely common misconception, as they both involve weed lol

  • MY ROFLKNIFE GOES SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOOLOL

  • "o then i gots 2 show u sumthing dude, u c taht giant squaere over they're? TATH IS TEH DOOR, GTFO" i just quoted this from another video and " u lie leik a fly w/a b0ger in itz eye" thumbs up

  • *Still Waiting For Machinima to release good stuff like they used to*

  • this is my favorite episode! makes me laugh every time i watch it!

  • 477 people`s roflknife didn`t go slic3 slice slice

  • Hey. HEY! Watch your language Jeremy! lol

  • myroflknifegoesslicescilescile­sclicescliceslicescliceslice

  • LIVE

  • LOL chief is half murderer the other half an idiot

  • he sounds gay

  • Whats up w/ all the arrow 2 da knee jokes?

  • Master chief used to have a normal voice, but then he took an arrow to the knee.

  • by far the best one of the series.

  • Bitch!!!! please, I aint got no mum and dad, I grew up on the streets yo!

  • i just love the original master chief and the arbiter without any of the new characters, todd is cool tho =P

  • this guy breaks all his shit for our amusement lol

  • jon immitating immature kids on xbox live just makes me laugh so hard i start crying XD

  • I think it's amazing how Jon can do so many diffirent voice's =D

  • Every time Jon parodies a kid on Xbox Live he always has them yell at their parents in the background; I'm not complaining, it's hilarious :P

  • anyone think this is Adam, the hacker in halo reach?

  • yoshi wats ya tag on xbox

    

  • yoshi's right i have a book that tells u every thing bout halo that u would not know

  • 343 industries is named after 343 guilty spark, it's a little reference in quite a few episodes

  • i love this

  • halo is beast lololoolololololololoololololo­llololooooololllll trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltroll MY KNIFE GO SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • halo is beast lololoolololololololoololololo­llololooooololllll trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltroll MY KNIFE GO SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE LOLOLOLOLOLOL but hey so wats up every one

  • Serjoga - King Ring

  • No

  • Wow, whilst the 3:43 was displayed on screen, it became 3:43 AM.

  • Y0 WH4T B1TCH35!!!!!1111

  • its bcuz 343 is the maker of halo they made halo 4 since bungie left the gained the story line to halo

  • slice slice dice dice lololololololololololololollol­ololololololololololololoolol trolltrolltrolltrolltrolltroll­trolltrolltroll

  • they dont

    lololololololololololololololo­lolololololol

  • they should live

  • Lol slice slice slice

  • Why is it when the clock is zoomed in on it says 343 in like every single episode... It's a sign

  • I just wish I would hear this every day to all the noobs playing reach and reach anniversary. Not 3 year olds acting like this.

  • Whats the song from the beginning, not the intro but the one where it pans to arbiter playing GTA

  • angry grand theft auto kid XD

  • 477 people are punk asses

  • MY ROFL KNIFE GO SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE!

    now that i've quoted the video i get an obscene amount of thumbs up now amiright?

  • @squirrelhater666 yup =P

  • @squirrelhater666 not obscene but yea

  • rofl knife ftw, its in season 6 too.

  • just got gta 4 for ps3 yesterday! its awesome!

  • omg, no voting section on the site... WTF?!

  • it r tiem 2 dai todd, tiem 2 dai

  • 3:31 lol

  • Yo what up bitches!!!!! :D

  • @XxSm0K3w33D4lYpH3xXx r u the person from the video ? a.k.a jeremy ahhaha

  • This makes me love Halo even more.... if that is even possible! :)

  • i love the arbiter!!

  • thubs up if ur watching this eeven though season 7 is out

  • anyone else have a chick wearing a bra on the side ----->

  • loved the part at the begginning when arbiter is playing GTA 4!!! funniest scene ever. roflmao

  • Did anyone else find it interesting how the clock said 3:43, and 343 Industries are the new owners of Halo? Thought it was kind of cool. :D

  • @YoshiCarries

    OMFG SCARY!

  • @YoshiCarries Yea im wondering if he knew bungie was signing there halo rights over to them and was giving a subliminal

  • @YoshiCarries its also did that in a other video but i forgot the name of it

  • @YoshiCarries Late response ftw! Actually he did that on purpose. If you had watched one of his commentaries, you'd know.

  • @YoshiCarries

    Actually, they were the original owners from Halo: Combat Evolved. Great eye though!

  • @YoshiCarries to add to this, there's a level on Halo 1 called 343 Guilty Spark, if i'm not mistaken! xD

  • @YoshiCarries his clock always says 343 like in alot of his episodes i noticed that

  • @YoshiCarries Remember that 343 comes from 343 Guilty Spark!! But you pbly know that already lol

  • @YoshiCarries It was intentional because of spark.

  • @YoshiCarries consperacy!

  • IDK which do you guys think is better. Arby N the Chief with or without Travis Todd and Cortana, or with? personally THESE videos seem different. I kinda prefer these ones. but what do you think?

  • Sounds like a Friend of Adam

  • I laughed my ass off in the "My roflknife goes SLICESLICESLICESLICE

  • 5 more minutes dad, PLEASEA!!!

  • haha the kid gets me every time man hablahablaha

  • MAIROFL KNEIF GOEZ SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC SLIEC i just loled!

    

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  • i woulda shit myself hearing that xD

    

  • LiL shit got a beating hahaha

  • dam master cheif has some great comebacks only online there pretty awsome 2

  • this is classic

  • I'm a teenage gamer but i just love the way Jon portrays the kid gamer to be like. Hilarious :)

  • its adam!!!!!!

  • srsly tho, what were arbiter and his friends doing on GTA 4 free mode helping eah other?

    There is literally NOTHING to do on free mode except rule-less deathmatches

  • mai rofl nife go sliecsliecsliecsliecsliecsliec­sliecsliecsliecsliec

    

  • i hate kids like that

    im 12

  • in all my childhood years i swear to god i have never acted like that in my life

  • lmao 5:35 how ironic XD

  • The hell with the suggestions.. -.-

  • great vid

  • Can't we just like da vid and not the comment

  • I love Travis's laugh when he saw chief

  • 6:20

  • Why do the related videos always have to be so tempting!!

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­H I HATE U XD i almost peed my pants

  • I grew a beard waiting for this to load...

  • 7 YEARS OF BAD LUCK!

  • The chief is the best

  • I think my ROFL copter broke down, now it goes Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice Slice. Anyone knows a good ROFL copterchanic??

  • I GET IT! The clock said 343 as in the bad luck 343 guilty spark!

  • MY ROLFKNIFE GOES SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE SLICE

  • That Smoke kid sounds like a MLG.

  • Mai roflknife go3s slice, sliec, slic3, slice, slice, slice.

  • finish who?

  • i love how his gt has 24 characters

  • LOL

    10 more minutes!

  • Hey look it's the kid from the current Season. Except his dad got tired of him and dumped him off on his mom.

  • jeremy is so funny

  • Hay! Watch your language Jeremy!! And I thought I tolld u to turn this Shit Off!!!

    LOL Hypocracy

  • I didnt think 343 was around then, whats with that?( the time on the clock)

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