Real Old Spice Man: How does Fabio expect to compete? He sounds like he has a mouth full of mush and looks like he has inflatable muscles. You have the voice of an angel, if that angel was also made of chiseled abs, speaks Dragon, and is able to travel from Fiji to the Matterhorn to underwater, while simultaneously holding a close personal loving relationship with every woman on the earth (and several not on the earth). Clearly, you've won.
@lucifel07 Oh, and I'm glad we have a close, personal loving relationship, and I am willing to share you with every other woman on earth and those not on earth, because your awesomeness should not be so confined.
Old spice guy you should check out some minecraft videos of you because they are actually pretty good like the one made by kootra. Anyways I hope you comment back about this bye... Oh and I love these ads!!!
im sure this guy bullied chuck norris at school lol this guy is awesome but man or woman do NOT look directly into his eyes you will fall deep into a trance from which there is no recovery
I hate to be pedantic, but the Babylonians didn't use scrolls. They wrote on tablets of wet clay. The results were so durable that archaeologists have even uncovered homework from Babylonian students. No joke. Also, today is 10/10/10 and 101010 in binary is 42. This is a very important day you understand.
@luccaskunk hate to be pedantic. but 10/10/10 is not even close to important.
1910, 1810. this has been going on forever, like it's any more important because we lived through it. how about the thousands of babies born at midnight 10/11/10
@mommysantichrist Wow, you missed the joke, didn't you? 101010 in binary is 42. 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It's a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Read a book some time, it won't hurt you. Yes, I'm well aware of the fact that 10/10/10 comes around every century. But dates which add up to 42 in binary are only once a century. I'll be 130 at the next chance I get to make that joke.
@luccaskunk sigh, you assume i haven't read Hicthhikers, yet you don't know me. the point is, if 10/10/10 comes once a year and so does a date in which binary adds up to 42 is once a century. it doesn't matter.
@mommysantichrist it DOES matter... Because it was the first and only time most people currently alive will ever see a date that adds up to 42 in binary. I'm sorry if you're not as amused by it as I am. What really doesn't matter is this discussion, since the date has come and gone and you're the only one I've seen ever rain on the parade. You're not a very hoopy frood.
@WhoLetTheGuyOut Ehhh... that's pretty much impossible :) Weird that he hasn't removed the comment :S but he can't do that while you are playing golf with the planets... he can... yes... run!
I wish he could wear a monicle, smile, hold a scroll, be on a horse, and catch a silver fish all at once without breaking th camera from sheer awesome!!
is it possible for this guy to b even more beautif? if it was, i might scream, die, and explode. then he would turn into diamonds. but fortunetly it is not possible. wait, is that "unforunatly" or "fortunaty"?
Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
ROFL the transcribe fails. When he says 'And this antique Babylonian Scroll' The translation says 'and it's expensive and she that school'. hover over the CC button and click 'transcribe Audio'.
@vernardothunk no hes a guy that likes old spice so much he made a youtube account answering old spice questions. first off refucking think your question. then after your done, delete your post
Alright buddy listen up. You sit up there, all high and mighty on your old spice throne (which is actually not a throne but a horse), and claim to do all these things, but I ask you good sir, has thou ever dabbled in fisticuffs with a Lvl 2 Greasemonk? Have you ever conquered an unheard of third world country through the strategic use of sheep? Or, dare I ask, have you ever decided to use even go want to do look more like? Hogwash like this, can't even be cured by Oldspice I'm afraid sir.
OLD SPICE MAN, I want to fight you. I will win. I am the most interesting man in the world's and Chuck Norris' kid. Currently, I am 15, and they have trained me for 16 years of my life. Including the time while I was just a zygote. I wake up at 11:59 PM and people tell me good morning. I am also your father. Lets do this.
This video is so awesome I just grew five beards, and got a pair of nunchucks made out of live bears. Also I'm doing wheelies on the back of an 18 wheeler in space.
hhaa
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jp1463 1 month ago
who would win a fight you or cuck norris.
masshalo327 3 months ago
@OldSpice I'm curious, is there a female equivalent of the Old Spice Guy? And if so, where could I meet her?
Ledslinger7777 4 months ago
the more i watch these.. the more i realise... ALL OF THESE WERE SHOT IN ONE DAY!!! HE MADE MILLIONS WORKING 4 HOURS MAKING 59 VIDEOS!! SSSSSSMART!!
thaBoooooogerMan 5 months ago
tags: Man on a Horse
sadperkion 6 months ago
you are the best
GrimOnFire 6 months ago
Real Old Spice Man: How does Fabio expect to compete? He sounds like he has a mouth full of mush and looks like he has inflatable muscles. You have the voice of an angel, if that angel was also made of chiseled abs, speaks Dragon, and is able to travel from Fiji to the Matterhorn to underwater, while simultaneously holding a close personal loving relationship with every woman on the earth (and several not on the earth). Clearly, you've won.
lucifel07 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses 3
@lucifel07 Oh, and I'm glad we have a close, personal loving relationship, and I am willing to share you with every other woman on earth and those not on earth, because your awesomeness should not be so confined.
lucifel07 7 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
r u chuck norris or sumtin?
foodisgood322 7 months ago
He should run for president.
fishwitheyebrows1234 8 months ago 2
@fishwitheyebrows1234 I would vote for him.....
Imagine this: He steps up to the podium, says a word, and WORLD PEACE!
Draconicqueen 4 months ago in playlist Old Spice Man Internet Responses
whenever the next spoof movie is made, he'll totally be written in
pinkngreen926 8 months ago
He is so wonderful. I want his autograph.
PeaceLoveBEL 8 months ago
Old spice guy you should check out some minecraft videos of you because they are actually pretty good like the one made by kootra. Anyways I hope you comment back about this bye... Oh and I love these ads!!!
pokemonrock54321 8 months ago
You know, I really do wish I was this guy. I'm not usually a jealous guy, but god dammit that man has to become the ambassador for Earth!
Katazka 9 months ago
i wish it wasnt so quiet :(
jimihendrixftw 9 months ago
ghahaha that look at the end, PERFECTLY ACTED
AlphaMusicGroup1 10 months ago
aawww i love mr old spice :) lol
MarikaKokorevica 10 months ago
im sure this guy bullied chuck norris at school lol this guy is awesome but man or woman do NOT look directly into his eyes you will fall deep into a trance from which there is no recovery
HardcoreSuperstar464 10 months ago
@HardcoreSuperstar464 .... to late.
Seloa 10 months ago
he is damn cool and sure of himself! This dude should be called ego tripper of the year - ah i love these adverts
Jazzlfrazzldiscofun 11 months ago
He wipes his ass with Chuk Norris homework
Kimpa445 11 months ago
The old spice guy uses expensive antique Babylonian scrolls as toilet paper
fullellinaras 11 months ago 25
@fullellinaras He shits knowledge.
Kazevura 2 months ago
@fullellinaras The Old Spice Guy uses regular toilet paper. After he's done with it, it becomes an expensive antique Babylonian scroll.
GeneralGoosey 2 weeks ago
Well someone is full of himslef :D well still hot ;)
xoBabyGirl64 11 months ago
Who would win in a fight between you and Chuck Norris?
Fadithegreat 11 months ago
this antique Babylonian scroll.. wtf that's so random..
lovellespice 11 months ago
Old Spice Guy > Charlie Sheen > Chuck Norris > Jesus
HaxUK 11 months ago
i can say that i am a PROUDLY straight man with a CRUSH on the oldspice guy....
HASHlRAMA 11 months ago 2
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GeTarHrO 11 months ago
aaaahhhh this guy is awesome!
relic323 11 months ago
CAN YOU DO THE ROCK EYEBROW THINGIE ?
omarsawan 11 months ago
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S1ckCINEMA 11 months ago
@S1ckCINEMA lol
SomethingQueer 11 months ago
this man is the only one who can stand up to.....
CHUCK NORRIS
catnickfl 1 year ago
@catnickfl are you kidding? Old spice man made chuck norris gay
pilotbutterfly 11 months ago
i can has?
Joh447 1 year ago
Ze ab goggles!! Zey do noting!
Venifiction 1 year ago
The people who disliked this were the ones who planned to remove thatpartylastnigh's comment.
PhantomloverSNAFU 1 year ago
thatpartylastnigh's comment was not removed...it turned into DIAMONDS!!
kevster2717 1 year ago 3
I still hev hard feeling in pants.
regularguy2012 1 year ago
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Hiandbye95 1 year ago
the old spice man should feature chuck norris...
460EFI 1 year ago
he old spice hes holding is showtime
redsoxxx1234 1 year ago
"it's not possible"
tardaboveall491a 1 year ago 3
omg it happend 0.21
Eletromanisme 1 year ago
i feel like a 12 year old girl when i watch these videos! x)
TheFlintzor 1 year ago
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GRAVISPK14 1 year ago
He responds to everything does he?
HandA711 1 year ago
@HandA711 no, its not as if he would respond to this comment by me. hehe.
- if he does I will eat my hat -
kllr101 1 year ago
Thepartylastnighhhhhh
HApiKidd 1 year ago
Old spice guy uses babylonian scrolls as toilet paper
EcakCake2 1 year ago
i cant hear!
slaghomesal 1 year ago
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Box0rz 1 year ago
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Box0rz 1 year ago
if i wear old spice with a three wolf shirt will i then become an imortal superhero?? i have to know!
happytreefreak2 1 year ago
Kevin Butler = Old Spice Guy = Kevin Butler.
kasra1213 1 year ago
@Arielk134 11 comments now
mrcrubbs15 1 year ago
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god said let there be light, oldspiceguy said "say please"
TheFlammar 1 year ago
thatpartlastnigh* old pice guy
DoucheFagX 1 year ago
What are you holding in your hand Isaiah?
emercreed44 1 year ago
I want to graft his face onto my wife's.
nocturnezero 1 year ago 5
"Its not possible" BEST LINE EVER!!!!!!!!!!
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puglord5 1 year ago
old spice guy would win
yotehehehehe 1 year ago
omg I wanna see old spice guy vs. Chuck Norris
Kias85 1 year ago
Gah these are freakin hilarious!!!!!!!!!! xD
cadettrav 1 year ago
I love this guy!!!
He friggin rocks!!!
MassiveJai 1 year ago
Every man can achieve epicness with Old Spice.
RepublicAgent 1 year ago
He has the best sense of comedic timing. This might be my favorite one!
sundaygirl1000 1 year ago
he is the result of chuck norris reproducing but alas his epicness was too much for chuck to fathem and no more like him were created
MaHaBoObY1 1 year ago
"Which I use to make myself look smarter than I already am...if that's even possible...it's not possible."
BrownieBeastLuV 1 year ago 89
SO conceited
ytfjordan 1 year ago
TrooooooollFaaeeeeecccc
pozeraczkalu 1 year ago
Isn't 42 the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
Linkdude74 1 year ago
I hate to be pedantic, but the Babylonians didn't use scrolls. They wrote on tablets of wet clay. The results were so durable that archaeologists have even uncovered homework from Babylonian students. No joke. Also, today is 10/10/10 and 101010 in binary is 42. This is a very important day you understand.
luccaskunk 1 year ago
@luccaskunk hate to be pedantic. but 10/10/10 is not even close to important.
1910, 1810. this has been going on forever, like it's any more important because we lived through it. how about the thousands of babies born at midnight 10/11/10
? is it important for them?
mommysantichrist 1 year ago
@mommysantichrist Wow, you missed the joke, didn't you? 101010 in binary is 42. 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything. It's a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference. Read a book some time, it won't hurt you. Yes, I'm well aware of the fact that 10/10/10 comes around every century. But dates which add up to 42 in binary are only once a century. I'll be 130 at the next chance I get to make that joke.
luccaskunk 1 year ago
@luccaskunk sigh, you assume i haven't read Hicthhikers, yet you don't know me. the point is, if 10/10/10 comes once a year and so does a date in which binary adds up to 42 is once a century. it doesn't matter.
mommysantichrist 1 year ago
@mommysantichrist it DOES matter... Because it was the first and only time most people currently alive will ever see a date that adds up to 42 in binary. I'm sorry if you're not as amused by it as I am. What really doesn't matter is this discussion, since the date has come and gone and you're the only one I've seen ever rain on the parade. You're not a very hoopy frood.
luccaskunk 1 year ago
@luccaskunk
Umm... 101010 is * in Normal text.
101010 is 42 in Dec, if you translate it properly.
sam66615 1 year ago
11 silikes are now riding a horsee
3000gtrojo 1 year ago
@3000gtrojo Silikes, eh? Those damn silikes, sappin' mah restires.
TheKnightOfT 1 year ago
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jdcrispe95 1 year ago
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archiemanningliker 1 year ago
@archiemanningliker You fail .. Just click remove.. and after you've done that .. i will do that too ...
nassenbassen 1 year ago
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gunnerandferg 1 year ago
it's not possible to remove comments on youtube.
olyansincs 1 year ago
This guy really needs to run for office. He'd get my vote for sure. As well as several of my disguise's votes...
xceis 1 year ago
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Bus7777 1 year ago
The old spice guy is better that chuck norris.
WhoLetTheGuyOut 1 year ago 303
@WhoLetTheGuyOut i have a feeling that theres going to be jokes about this guy like there is for Ckuck Norris. hes to funny
EvegodenRaven 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut You did NOT just said that....
IsRaELiQo 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut what if chuck norris used old spice
zacattack3201 1 year ago
@zacattack3201 do NOT divide by zero, my friend
psyckojoe 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut How did that happen? Horray for my 46 likers!
WhoLetTheGuyOut 1 year ago
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Kiahsobyk 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut Chuck Norris sweats Old Spice guys. When he sweats. Which was once.
Kiahsobyk 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut blasphemy
antthehedgehog110 1 year ago 2
@antthehedgehog110 Thats exactly what i thougt... damnit, i r 5 days late:(
Starterzzin 1 year ago
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@WhoLetTheGuyOut Wrong, they are equal
Cyospoolemon 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut Ohhhh.. the horror ! Die HERETIC !
paraziturl 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut run while you still have the chance chuck is after u
deathfromabove30 1 year ago
@deathfromabove30 ... I am still wondering how i got in the most liked. Im sure chuck is too.
WhoLetTheGuyOut 1 year ago
@WhoLetTheGuyOut Ehhh... that's pretty much impossible :) Weird that he hasn't removed the comment :S but he can't do that while you are playing golf with the planets... he can... yes... run!
Rare0Blaze100 1 year ago
I wish he could wear a monicle, smile, hold a scroll, be on a horse, and catch a silver fish all at once without breaking th camera from sheer awesome!!
maplian 1 year ago 3
It really isn't possible. So, you don't need that scroll. The scroll is now diamonds!
KeybladeBearer625 1 year ago
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XxSmileFacesxX 1 year ago
207,000 VIEWS xP im awesome
snakeddj 1 year ago
Isaiah Mustafa doesnt sleep, he waits.
Robynsing 1 year ago
@Robynsing his name is "old spice guy"
snakeddj 1 year ago
the 11 people who disliked this are axe employees
dumbcheese123 1 year ago 52
@dumbcheese123 Look back to your keyboard, now back to your screen, the employees are now diamonds.
kensaya 1 year ago
@dumbcheese123 The 12th is the CEO.
brj0207 1 year ago
@dumbcheese123 its been 7 months since u wrote that and there has been only one more dislike
19ShadowWarrior98 1 year ago 3
Dear Old Spice Man, who would win in a fist fight? You, or Chuck Norris?
Xenn000 1 year ago
@Xenn000 Niether, Chuck Norris wouldn't fight him because he isn'st sucidal
Brandonious15987 1 year ago 4
dear mr. old spice man, would you do a little dance for us?
antonaldeguer 1 year ago
The Scroll is now Diamonds!!
connarocka18 1 year ago
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
maniacnick90 1 year ago
Comments removed for the 10 dislikes... u bastards
crking1980 1 year ago
If there was a zombie invasion would Old Spice keep the zombies away?
Would the zombies be wearing female sented body wash?
mjdtyler88 1 year ago
is it possible for this guy to b even more beautif? if it was, i might scream, die, and explode. then he would turn into diamonds. but fortunetly it is not possible. wait, is that "unforunatly" or "fortunaty"?
Robynsing 1 year ago
@Robynsing neither, it's fortunately
yugimoe 1 year ago
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iIIegal 1 year ago 211
@iIIegal lol
martines184 1 year ago
@iIIegal i don't think a removed comment ever got so many 1-ups
doritoisback 1 year ago 7
i love this guy
peelgrapes14 1 year ago
the 10 dislikes ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
Arielk1345 1 year ago 249
@Arielk1345 Lol. Very witty :)
NathanStathan 1 year ago
@Arielk1345 1 more now
asshatsauce 1 year ago
@Arielk1345 everyone keeps making fucking dislike jokes and theyre getting old.
LongboardingPenguin 1 year ago
My ancestors were Babylonian, I feel honored.
drpc7 1 year ago
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Hey Old spice guy. Check out my oldspice spoof. Let me know what you think. All you got to do is click on my name. It's that easy !! lol if not thats cool lol
Jonnyriddlin1 1 year ago
THE SCROLL AND OLD SPICE ARE NOW DIAMONDS!
lit0laura 1 year ago
ROFL the transcribe fails. When he says 'And this antique Babylonian Scroll' The translation says 'and it's expensive and she that school'. hover over the CC button and click 'transcribe Audio'.
nitemare012 1 year ago
Can you make this video louder? It's reallllly quiet. T_T
AsianBorat 1 year ago
@AsianBorat try rubbing old spice on your speakers, be careful though, they might blow the house down afterwards :P lol
steelix4532 1 year ago
i bet he is hung like an elephant
GeGeMus12 1 year ago 3
Dear Old Spice, Thank you for making me more manlier with your bodywash.
awesometaco21 1 year ago
Okie dokie...
1234125321 1 year ago
OMG LOL XD
LaughingComedian 1 year ago
Hyahh!!! no more womens bodywash
tycekoenig16 1 year ago
Ha Blue Steel at last second, nice
GNRM123 1 year ago
Every body vote for him to play Luke Cage !!
agmpk9 1 year ago
I bet thatpartylastnigh has a lot of new subscribers :P
Roughneck8 1 year ago
I love how hes not acting hes actualy like this...u know a god!
clipto4 1 year ago
Old Spice Man, Have you graduated from Hogwarts?
RumToast 1 year ago 2
his voice....it enrages me. It loads my soul with the urge to punch babies with the fists of chuck norris. all 3 of them 8))
OnlyF2P 1 year ago
too awesome.
sseguin 1 year ago
i want to go to a training facility to become like you
TallThomasDrums 1 year ago
this guy is a really paid actor of old spice?
vernardothunk 1 year ago
@vernardothunk no hes a guy that likes old spice so much he made a youtube account answering old spice questions. first off refucking think your question. then after your done, delete your post
FeedMrSock 1 year ago
@FeedMrSock ahahaha! while that was harsh, it was also extremely funny
OneSexyLoser 1 year ago
@OneSexyLoser happy belated birthday ?
FeedMrSock 1 year ago
Dude I'm buying old spice, that was so funny. I love this guy!
sasukeshippuden 1 year ago
I want to smell old spice on someone now.
FluffehChan 1 year ago
Alright buddy listen up. You sit up there, all high and mighty on your old spice throne (which is actually not a throne but a horse), and claim to do all these things, but I ask you good sir, has thou ever dabbled in fisticuffs with a Lvl 2 Greasemonk? Have you ever conquered an unheard of third world country through the strategic use of sheep? Or, dare I ask, have you ever decided to use even go want to do look more like? Hogwash like this, can't even be cured by Oldspice I'm afraid sir.
MisterWho0 1 year ago
there video are awsome i need to go get some old spice now
1rtrta 1 year ago
OLD SPICE MAN, I want to fight you. I will win. I am the most interesting man in the world's and Chuck Norris' kid. Currently, I am 15, and they have trained me for 16 years of my life. Including the time while I was just a zygote. I wake up at 11:59 PM and people tell me good morning. I am also your father. Lets do this.
Therileyrileyriley 1 year ago 7
Are you able to get any more epic Old Spice?
persacon12 1 year ago
MAKE ME ONE OF THESE VIDEOS!!!
DuBzWarfare 1 year ago
wow
cchsrk16 1 year ago
these scrolls are now diamonds!
hahahahahahahaha 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahahah DUMBASS FOOO!
sfz4536 1 year ago
You are amazing!! I really hope you stay as the spokesman for Old Spice!!!
FreakoutMFDB 1 year ago
why are you so god damn charming
Nightmare200X 1 year ago
HA! lol i love this video
gaydude2007 1 year ago
This video is so awesome I just grew five beards, and got a pair of nunchucks made out of live bears. Also I'm doing wheelies on the back of an 18 wheeler in space.
AngeloM365 1 year ago