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  • Carlin was one of the greatest comedians of all time, if not THE greatest, but he's not very knowledgeable about civics, politics, government, etc. I wouldn't be basing my political beliefs on something a comedian has said in his act. Read up, listen to all sides of the argument and make up your own mind.

  • To all the idiot Libertarian fucktards out there on the inter-webs: Your childish individualist fantasies were gleefully spoon-fed to you by the powers Carlin rails against in this brilliant routine. I sincerely hope that for all of our sakes you spend less time screaming about how much you hate taxes and more helping the rest of us wrench control from the entities whose ill intent you're apparently too stupid to discern. Assholes.

  • @epigenomical MICHAEL TSARION IS THE WORLDS PREMIER CONSPIRACY RESEARCHER/LECTURER/AUTHOR. LEO ZAGAMI, JORDAN MAXWELL AND ALEXANDRE DUMAS PERE ARE HIGHLY INFORMATIVE AS WELL. P.S. MELTING EUPHORIA IS SIMILAR TO OZRIC TENTACLES AND GONG.

  • I never take ANYONE seriously that starts talking about left-wing, right-wing, democrats, republicans and so forth. The party system is fucking stupid, useless and serves no other purpose than to provide a way for people to label someone that might possibly think differently than them on a certain issue. Stop using those words and everyone will take you seriously. If you don't you're just a fucking sheep.

  • You have no choice you have owners!!!! they got you by the balls haha he was truly great man

  • Fuck SOPA and PIPA.

  • @progrockcoffee ALEXANDRE DUMAS PERE WROTE OVER 400 HISTORICAL NOVELS EXPOSING WORLD TYRANNY(ROMAN CATHOLIC EMPIRE). HE WAS BORN NEAR PARIS IN 1802 AND 'COINCIDENTALLY' IN 1902 THE SOCIETY OF GESU(JESUITS) WERE EXPELLED FROM FRANCE FOR THE 3RD AND LAST TIME. THE SOCIETY OF JESU(JESUITS) HAVE BEEN EXPELLED FROM 83 COUNTRIES, CITY STATES AND CITIES AND THEIR POPE IS ARAMIS AND HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRISTO(GENERAL OF THE JESUITS).

  • the .01 percent don't like george carlin very much.. but to me, he is a god.. rip duder.. you're on the roof now

  • Isn't this the truth , to bad " WE THE PEOPLE " won't [ or can't ] accept it. To bad a comedian has to say it .

  • Some one here asked "Who are They " The, the Owners are, the top owners of Bank of America, Exxon/Mobil Haliburton, AT&T, the top employees of Big Insurance Companys, Owners of Investment firms on Wall Street. THAT's who "they" are.

  • wow he summed it all up. He is 100% correct

  • Sucks having a giant red, white and blue dick jammed up my arse everyday

  • @sharpy2507 yeah, I bet. I'm going to get the same thing in about 3 years.

  • Modern day Mark Twain, in many ways.

  • Who are thw owners. he never says who they are

  • @mizhy24 The Rothschilds, David Rockerfeller, Maurice Strong, all the men and women in the "Bilderburg" group..

  • @nunosapessoa

    A little lesson in irony:

    "One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is "Libertarian." People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy."

    --George Carlin

    2nd, Sons-of-liberty.me is a BS site that just wants to SELL($177.60) you an online "course" in "Freedom." If this ass hat REALLY cared about freedom, he wouldn't be trying to sell it to suckers.

  • @eyeammi

    Except for the fact that George Carlin is hardly an authority on much and has just another bullshit opinion.... ok...

    Us Libertarians believe the Constitution is the rule of law that was handed to us by the founders of this country and we should actually follow it. If that's "bullshit," then exactly how are we supposed to run the country?

    Communism? Statism? Facism?

  • @Gu77ed Except for the fact that being an authority or not has absolutely nothing to do with whether it's Ironic, which is all I said. It doesn't matter what YOU think about Carlin's credentials. It matters what the poster of the vid thinks about how Carlin represents his/her views. Apparently, and in case you still haven't caught on to why this is ironic, the poster thinks Carlin would support 'libertarianism" as a philosophy. Clearly, for right or wrong, Carlin would not.

  • 5 people want more for themselves & less for everybody else

  • George nailed it there.

    It is the American Dream 'cause you have to be asleep to believe it.

    Get ready folks - any second now shit's REALLY gonna hit the fan.

    BTW: Look up "The American Dream" animation on YouTube - excellent for the Secrets of the Federal Reserve

  • Sounds like he's talking about the illuminati. Just saying. lol

  • @kraziestdork24 he is.

  • Hey T- Bags !!!! Run and Hide !!!

  • Where did the money go ? EASY !! The rich have it !

  • TRUTH

  • Departure of the Voice of Freedom

  • Carlin would vote for Ron Paul..

  • @jimlap777 No he wouldn't. He stated voting is bullshit.

  • RON PAUL, for one time in your life make it be worth it !!!!!!!!

  • Point well made. On one hand you got socialist that want us all owned by the state, on the other you got capitalism that puts you under the control of the corporations.

  • @rosiertodd Actually the other is corporatism, not capitalism (since real capitalism advocates a real free market of choice unlike our corporatist and socialist society), but good point.

  • Point well made.

  • AMEN, @MausTanker. Ron Paul is the only hope to restore our Republic. Without his election in 2012, I'm afraid there is no chance for liberty.

  • People we are living in a great time. For once a constitutionalist republican... a person so deeply imbedded into the 1776 ideals this country was founded on, that he's considered crazy by modern terms is running for president. Not another shill, not another oligarch puppet, but a man that truely loves the ideals of the republic NOT the democracy (theres a difference) we were founded on... this type of man is running for president. Ron paul. think galactic federation vs. the republic.

  • Respect the veterans who kept and keep you free. VOTE---Exercise the right---but write in "Mickey Mouse" or whatever. Use the right or lose it---but use it to say F.U. to the GOP and Dems alike. Then we can talk about choice, when we've voted out the career prostitutes.

  • so true. Im glad I live in Norway, but its just a matter of time before we are screwd here too. 

  • @gulbirk No offense, but Norway is just a branch of the US, not to sound like a dick but they already own you.

  • @G1formation Well, we are moving towards a more right winged system, but we dont have too.

    Because we can change the world simply by who we elect. And Norway can do fine even though america is doing bad.

  • @gulbirk Norway is owned by America dude, its a fact. Go research, youre part of the empire, like it or not.

  • @G1formation Its not a fact, in fact, thats one of the dumbest things I have ever heard.

    Yes, in capitalism all parts of the world are owned by the money, but that doesnt mean we cant change it.

  • @gulbirk No its a fact, Norway was officially owned by the empire in the early 1950's actually. How many US bases are in Norway anyway? Ya thats what I thought.

  • @G1formation What is your defition of own?

    Because if your definition is that USA owns us because you controll the money, then fuck yes. In capitalism, the money is the power.

    If your definition is that we are owned by you due to the fact that your military is supreme, then you most acknowledge that China owns you.

  • @gulbirk Americas military is much stronger than China, dont be stupid. America 20000 nukes, China 300. America 12 aircraft carriers, China 0. America 6000 figher jets, China 800. China is no match for America.

  • @G1formation Only difference is that america has so much debt that if you try to spend more on the military your state is bankrupt and that means no more recruits, and a state collapse.

    While China has an economy that is growing and a number of people way beyond you.

  • @gulbirk Chinas debt is worse than America. Chinese debt is approaching 50% of gdp and thats a fact, much much worse than America is or ever will be. America has been in worse debt when they werent nearly as powerful as they are today. America will spend a record amount of money this year on its military, and will spend even more next year.

  • @G1formation Provide evidence, because this is pure nonsense.

  • @gulbirk Do your own fuckin research Im not your librarian. Ever heard of this thing called the internet? Yea its an American invention.

  • @gulbirk its not nonsense its the truth, believe it or not, doesnt matter in the least.

  • @G1formation Present the evidence. Oh thats right, you dont have it.

  • @gulbirk are you stupid:? What do they teach you in that poweless state called norway anyway? Go online and research it fucktard.

  • @G1formation Yeah powerless.

    Because our kind of government actually suport a substainable future in which war isnt included. While your kind of politics makes the world the shit hole that it is by playing the world police.

  • @gulbirk boy you sure are ignorant. Youre lucky the US is there to protect you ignorant little brat. One day youll learn the truth, hopefully for your sake. Youre just a branch of US anyway.

  • @gulbirk What else do u wanna know? what evidence do you want? Why would I waste my time lying to some norwegien? but I guess ignorance is bliss huh. I love when idiots cant handle the truth, brings a big smile to my face. But its well known that most scandinavians are dumb as rocks.

  • @gulbirk I just saw your page, haha, youre just a kid. Sorry kid, I hope you learn the truth though. Norway is a valued ally of the US.

  • @G1formation Oh, so now ally means owned by?

    oh, and btw, you fail to recognise the fact that scandinavia has higher education levels then USA to.

    Just face it, your nation is worse then ours on EVERYTHING else then being a money hundr power hundr polluting piece of crap. But I will give you this, USA is probably the best nation when it comes to ruining for the rest of the world.

  • @gulbirk No, USA has the best universities and schools in the world. This is why we invent everything and norway, well you invent nothing. Well we own you little slave.

  • @gulbirk Also you little ugly jerk, if you hate US so much. Get the fuck off our internet and our American invented computer and American invented youtube, you little ugly jerk.

  • @G1formation Ok ,thank you for proving how stupid you are.

    THe internett is a british invention, now pleas fuck of, you dont know shit.

  • @gulbirk Wrong again you little norwegian ugly shit. The world wide web was created by a Brit and an American. The internet was created by Americans. I guess an ignorant little ugly shit like yourself wouldn't know the difference.

  • @G1formation You are a bit of there. The internett was first took in use in England in the 1980. Then the World Wibe Web was created in 1991 in which an american (or actually the microsoft company) were involved in creating it.

    How can you be so arrogant? You even assumed that since an american guy was in on it, the whole thing is american.

  • @gulbirk The internet was first used in the 1950's by the US govt, and than by the US military in the 1960's actually. You really need to open your eyes and a couple history books kid. Im not arrogant, the reason Im talking to you with no respect is because youre ignorant and have no respect for the country that keeps Russia and China contained, without US the balance of power in the world would tip in their favor, and you would have none of the great things you have today.

  • @G1formation America is at this time a bigger problem then help.

  • @gulbirk No the capitalistic systems in Europe and America, stemming from greed, corruption, selfishness and globalization are the problem. When you have a country like China that relies on cheap labor and yuan devaluation, pitted against the global currency its creates imbalances in global trade and monetary transactions which forces the US dollar to sink so we can maintain an export market. Being that the US dollar is the global currency, ripple effects are felt throughout the world.

  • @G1formation If selfishness and globalization is the problem, then why is capitalism so good?

  • @gulbirk George Bush only won one election pal. You know the US is a republic right? What right wing policies do you not agree with? Are you upset by the wars in the middle east? Im not sure what youre upset about. You seem to have this jaded blame America mentality, which no offense, I think involves quite a bit of brainwashing.

  • @G1formation This is why I dont like right winged politics

    You get involved everywhere, like a world police.

    You lack rules and regulations, and are amoung the world WORST polluters because you never incforce serious regulations that actually restrict the companies.

    You THINK your system is perfect, yet you rank WAY WAY WAY down on the UN development index.

    Your government lies to its people on such a scale that it can be compeared to what kings used to do here.

  • @gulbirk If you want to talk about pollution, for one China is the worlds largest polluter. The fact is however that even Canada pollutes more than the US if you look at it from a per capita basis. The US is the one country that introduced the original clean air act. What do you think is happening in America right now? Were in the beginning of a Green revolution. There are numerous countries around the world that are much worse polluters than the US, look at stats from a per capita basis.

  • @gulbirk Yes all governments lie, this is true. But what specifics are you talking about exactly? You generalize about alot of things but in order to strengthen you argument you need to be more specific. What lies are you talking about?

  • @G1formation Hmm lets see. Politicians who PROMISE people that they have the ability to change the country in a matter of 4 years.

    Well, its not that they cant change it at all, but they make it sound like they are going to make it into some kind of eutopia.

    Right winged presidents (espesially Tea Party members) fooling people/missinforming people on how taxes work.

    Normally its not lying, its either missinformation or twisting of the truth, or not telling the full story, only to get votes.

  • @gulbirk Yes politicians are lying assholes I agree. Its upto the people, the middle class to destroy this oligarchy that is full of lies. Listen youre a smart kid, Id like to call a truce with you. Just do me a favor and try not to be so hard on the Americans, theyre a good country. Go and read the US constitution and than read the Norwegian constitution of 1814, very similar. US is not the enemy. Were on the same side man.

  • @G1formation Yes, I agree. The people may not be the problem. However, the people elect the leaders, and its down right scary when I see leaders get elected that might make things worse.

    The lack of understanding on how the economy works, and whats actually possible to do in four years is of course WANTED by the politicians. Because if an honest politican walked on state and said ""Yup, I can fix this country but it will take 28 years" He wouldnt get a single vote.

  • @gulbirk Well yes thats true.

  • @gulbirk Left wing is the same buddy just right wing is arrogance and left is smugness.. The political salaries are the fuckin problem... Put them on minimum wage and see how they like it..

  • @philipx360 Somehow being paid less will encourage them to be LESS corrupt? What we need to do is get rid of re election. 1 term. change the term length to 6 years, and then only allow for 3 months of campaigning.

  • @gulbirk Blame bankers, blame multinational conglomerate corporations, but dont blame America. If you see, its US and the American people trying to fight this system.Blame China, they are part of the WTO and they are not playing by the rules. Stop listening to the media which demonizes America, think for yourself.

  • @G1formation Dont blame america?

    You are the guys who elect these systems, you choose them?

    And then you think you make things better by choosing even MORE right winged people.

    I wont stop blaming you until america realise that right winged politics wont work.

  • @G1formation Norway

    Flesland Air Base, Bergen, US Air Force

    Sola Sea Air Base, US Air Force

    Stavanger Air Base, Stavanger, US Air Force

    6 Installations, no further details

    Wow 9 US military bases on Norweigen soil, Yea Id say Im right youre wrong. haha

  • For such a great comedian, he wasn't fucking joking about shit.

  • @elysium735 that is the best statement I've hear about George Carlin. Nice!

  • @rockstarr469 Thnx :P For such a nonreligious person, he was a fucking prophet too.

  • @elysium735 well what makes a comedian, a good comedian is what they say makes a good point.

  • @jedidavisWAMPA Well, yeah, lots of truth is said in jest, and that a big part of becoming a great comedian.

    But Carlin doesn't make jokes for minutes at a time. He does it frequently too. "They're owners! They fucking own you! They got you by the balls!" That's not a joke! That's not a bit! Why is it still funny? It's not comedy, it's tragedy. He's a Tragedidian.

  • America is dominated by lobbyists and the elite... We are not longer in a republic or democracy... AND George your correct!! There coming after our fucking social security... THROW in medicare as well!! AND medicaid..

  • Here it is, the truth. The truth is independent of the speaker. The truth can be manipulated, but never destroyed because it has to exist in order to be shaped. We have ignored the obvious for so long that the elite have been able to change truth into lies and lies into truth. Remember Kerry vs Bush. George is apathetic because he knows that we are so distracted with one another (hate, racism, sexism and the rat race) that we'll never pay attention to the REAL threat.

  • This is just pure 100% truth.

  • Everything he says in this video is 100% right! Oligarchy! Democracies eventually fall and become controlled by Oligarchs. Difference between Democracy and "...and to the republic for which it is supposed to stand".

  • This is when George start to spill the truth to get the message out!! Pay attention!

  • the romans always thought that politicians by career were the death of democracy.

    if you can't elect a normal person, not vetted in politics and deception, then democracy has already failed.

  • I urge everyone to play this in public places around election time

  • If Frank Zappa ended up running for president in '88, George Carlin should have been running with him to be vice pres. Those two would have changed the whole country for the better. But good for them for not getting sucked into being a politician lol

  • his percision on reality was constant and pure, his mechanism for communicating it was comedy. a beautiful person, and things he speaks of I truely hope are heeded for their capacity of truth

  • USA shouldnt never been a democratic country it SHOULD BE A REPUBLICAN COUNTRY like their founding fathers ALWAYS WANTED. im not even american, but i know lot about america history than most americans themself.

  • The level of intellectual discourse in this comment section is a shame.

    One would expect Mr. Carlin's speach to inspire something a bit more substantial.

  • democracy = mob rule.

    me my horse my rifle were going to hide out in the mountains. I am so tired of the crap going on. glad this guy had the balls to speak the truth.

  • Lmao "That's why it's called the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it."

    XD

  • The Best! : D

  • STOP SUPPORTING THE SYSTEM  STOP BUYING SHIT YOU DONT NEED BOYCOTT THE SYSTEM

  • @wehrvenus Sorry doesn't work that way. The only way what you're talking about to work is to be self sustaining, which usually leads to cults. The only way I see that working is if you somehow become Amish.

  • Carlin has a point. On the other hand, education may help global salvation by reviewing our unalienable Rights through the prism of science (see my channel video). Hence, these Rights apply to all Life, from bacteria to humans, and Social systems, including Charles Darwin’s research; as in some Grand Unification principle for all Living-systems. Many realized the Laws of Nature trumps mortals in power; a new understanding of these Rights may help make this world a better place to live.

  • Carlin has a point. On the other hand, education may help global salvation by reviewing our unalienable Rights through the prism of science (see my channel video). Hence, these Rights apply to all Life, from bacteria to humans, and Social systems, including Charles Darwin’s research; as in some Grand Unification principle for all Living-systems. Many realized the Laws of Nature trumps mortals in power; a new understanding of these Rights may help make this world a better place to live.

  • All talk, no action. Nobody's interested in overthrowing the government.

  • We must spread his words !

    I could translate from english to portuguese (if i had the script)

  • @EvilGniusStudios We barely have opposing views on anything anymore- Canada and the US. Canada is basically a state.

    "Where are we all going? And why are we in this hand-basket?"

  • Thank God, nothing like this happens in Canada. We have a perfect system! Perfect, perfect, perfect. This would never happen here.

  • @OperationMaple until these cocksuckers decide that you are a bad influence on what they want the US population to believe. So...

  • Its time to take it back, no?

  • Brilliant

  • I wish George Carlin were still alive. He'd be a valuable asset in the Infowar.

  • The first time I heard this, I thought Carlin was just a cynical old man. Now I realize he was right.

  • Wow, this is downright PROPHETIC!

  • @thunderstruck665

    Carlin was a fucking smart man.. he saw all this a long time ago.

  • @thunderstruck665 It is not prophetic, because what he says ain't gonna happen in the future, unfortunately it happens under your very nose! Right now!

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  • i think what carlin says has become obvious over the last 2 presidents.. they have/are both disasters.

  • @navtel

    I really don't understand why so many Americans seem to feel Obama is a disaster. No previous president managed to achieve so many of his promised goals within such a short time. He does precisely what he promised to do during the elections. He also told you times were difficult and unemployment was not going to disappear overnight. Then you loved him, now he is a disaster.

  • @AskStephenMaples You're silly. I like you.

  • @AskStephenMaples No shit he's deficit spending during the recession. Most economists say if it wasn't for TARP and stimulus, we'd be suffering a depression instead. As for Obama increasing the debt by the same amount as Bush, you might was to check out those facts first. Look up "United States public debt" on Wikipedia and check out the graph that breaks it down by president.

  • @AskStephenMaples

    Makes me wonder if it'll become a war economy like in Metal Gear Solid 4.

  • @AskStephenMaples What do you propose as an alternative? Should we not go out and vote? If you think about it, you might realize that the establishment would be perfectly fine with you not voting. As much as voting may be an "illusion of choice," it's still slightly better than no choice at all. Look how that worked for the Tea Party. They are still corrupt, looking out for their own best interests, and I would never vote for them, but they have changed things just slightly.

  • @AtheisticLiberator Voting solves nothing. Yes, you may vote for a specific leader to take office but once he/she is in office you lose all of your say in the running of the coutry, state, city, town, county. Do you vote for the laws and bills that are passed? No. ( Unless you are the one in power.) These laws and bills are forced on the mass populas. The country of the U.S.A is an oligarchy for the laws are decided by 0.0000001% of the population and then forced onto the rest of us.

  • @AceofSpad3sking1994 So your system is that everyone votes on every little detail just so we can also pretend to have power.

  • @TravisBennettTube Yes. And it's not pretending to have power; it's taking control of how you live your life. You act like it would be such a hassle to vote on bills. How about just voting on the bills that you want too. You don't have to do it, but it's nice to know that you have the option.

  • @AskStephenMaples What were the options?

    Hillary or Mccain?

    Bitch, please

  • @AskStephenMaples thats not even socialism. true socialism is what this country needs. right now, we're run by a bunch of corporate facists assholes who suck each other off for an extra buck...

  • @AskStephenMaples Carlin said in this clip "they don't want well informed, educated citizens", he meant you with that.

    Bush took from Clinton the biggest surplus and turned it into a negative in 8yrs, and you are saying that Obama is responsible for more debt than Bush? Have you ever read the news?

    Having health care is not socialism,nor is having an education system that gives equal opportunity to everyone. That's called freedom, a boat that the americans have fallen from years ago.

  • @AskStephenMaples And just to add, USA always makes this song and dance about freedom and the American dream, when for 80% of the people it is not attainable, no matter how hard they work. Plus you have less freedom than almost every western European country, and those countries have education systems that give equal possibilities to smart students, no matter how poor they are. Oh and they also have healthcare, but I guess they are socialists too right? We like to call it freedom of choice.

  • @AskStephenMaples socialist?you mean fascist!

  • @AskStephenMaples socialism is what the zionists dont want.

  • @AskStephenMaples Voting doesnt mean anything. The people with money get what they want. You only have the Illusion of having "democracy" and the freedom to "vote" for your choice of politician.

  • So true

  • How irritating it would be to pay for a comedy show and then be treated to a sermon. I'd demand my money back.

  • @Jitpring its george carlin-your not just going to be laughing at fart jokes all the time-theres genius behind it

    why did you watch this video if your just going to complain about it anyways?

  • @IamAsi94 I watched it because I expected comedy, not a sermon. As for genius, your standards are quite low.

  • @Jitpring this is coming from a guy who would throw a fit and demand a refund just because he didnt like one of the bits

  • @IamAsi94 As I said, I'd demand a refund because he didn't deliver what I bought. I bought comedy, he instead gave a sermon. At any rate, I understand that you've been processed to believe that this little man was a genius, therefore you must hold your ground.

  • @Jitpring im just letting you know that its not the whole show and its just a bit-in about 6th grade while i was being "processed" i heard "Modern Man" and became a huge fan-youre right though i do consider him a comic genius

    P.S its just a bit

    P.S.S dont be such a tight ass about comedians

  • Well Said, Sad but Very Very True. RIP George Denis Patrick Carlin!

  • excellent and accurate explanation. i'm grateful that chance allowed their to be people such as george who grew up and got a continuing chance to express this stuff world wide.

  • Dude WTF is up with the inverted right channel? I had to switch the cables on one of my speakers to be able to listen to this without getting a headache.

  • @RatchetRenegade Maybe has something to do with lots of his videos getting the audio cuf off

  • PERFECT!!!

  • George Carlin is such an amazing speaker, I'd elect him to office in a second if he were still around.

  • This is a great video...thankyou...it is in my favorites.5 stars....

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