Eddie Murphy - First White Family

[monkeysoulpoet]

@TazWasEre Actually, yeah, I laughed my ass off. But it was surreal, because it's true, at least for my family, where swearing was never a big deal.

[monkeysoulpoet]

When I first saw this I had never heard a black person do an impression of a white person. It blew my mind.

[PALETRON87]

@missrubye

yes because all whites are the same, racist fuck.

[bruce91900]

Haaa

[BIGNIG2500]

i would never cuss my mama out, more out of respect than actual fear, because im about the same size as she is now. but if i EVER in my life tried to cuss her out when i was smaller, she would beat my ass through a wall, and then make me fix it!

[pado3ranac]

PUUUUFFF

[caladbolge]

if u watch the part where he acts like the child over and over it sounds like he's saying, " cmon mom shit, im moving as fast as i can shit "

[awiseguyay]

eric cartman

[Gamezero05]

I'm white and from New Orleans... and I don't know what it is, but I relate more to black comedians when they talk about family than I do white comedians. The same thing happened to me when I was younger. My friend, who was white, could just curse to his parents... I was shocked.

I cursed once when I was younger and my mom made that same face eddie murphy said his dad made then proceeded to whoop my ass with a belt. My parents wouldn't put up with that foolishness.

[buyneee]

@Gamezero05 lol, 

[25lollipops25]

that motherfuckers crazy.. LOLOLOLOL

[xxcoltenxx1]

come on im movin as fast as i can shitt mom SHITTT!!!LMAOO

[TIROFO]

I'm white and I wasn't offended by this at all. I was too busy laughing my ass off. 

[TehProffessor]

F the 'funny' button.. Where is the EPIC button???

[MissPompousTwat]

@TehProffessor

Usually comedy this old isn't funny any more. But this... the content, the timing, the delivery, it's still absolutely world class. Can't think of any 25 year old stand up show that still rocks the way this does.

[jaredlee283]

o.o

>:)

*BAM!* 

[mentehe1]

I believe Russel Peters took the idea of this show in one of his acts

[joshuastephens66]

Glad I wasn't born in that time I couldn't take it.

[w1ldcats6]

my dad goes 0_0 ..... BOOM!

[KatyyKinzz234]

Lmbcoooooo!

[200damary]

@AChamblee831 wtf why

[200damary]

fuck whites lmao

[flavordave73]

@200damary Dont hate cause your not white. BTW its awesome!

[LyingPit]

pause at 0:36

[EvilsOfFeminism]

I can't blame him. I was most definitely freaked out the first time I was around a black family.

[BillKiernan]

i want the funny eddie murphy back

[200damary]

Eddie Murphy  owned

[blackbugg]

everybdy had a white friend that went off on their parents like that nd got mcdonalds afterwards LOL

[Netherwolf6100]

lol see I suppose that's the differences between how kids are raised. I remember back when I moved to a all white neighborhood and my while friend told his mom to "Shut the fuck up", instinct told me to move out the way without thinking and she didn't do anything. Like Eddie said that tripped the fuck out of me. My mom would kill ANYONE, let alone her kids if they said something even close to that to her

[samubabe101]

29 YEARS LATER AND STILL SOME OF THE FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE HEARD EVER>

[ngm1214]

35 people got fucked in the ass with a G.I.Joe by Mr. T didn't get no ice cream and got shot by their daddy

[kimbari90]

I just love his facial expression when the white kid curses!

[AppleSaysNo]

Lmao!

[SuperJat78]

Eddie should have come to my house in cahokia illinois, we are white, he would have had his ass kicked liked the rest of us.

[lumthegreat]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

[KarasuVI]

34 people got shot by Eddie's paps xD

[twilightfean99]

i go to that lol

[MrFerrariDaytona]

Lmao, I couldn't say darn or shoot when I was young.

[Squeebies782]

34 people are faggots

[MrJoegreezy]

That muthafucka's crazy....

[theSneakySasquatch]

Lol I'm white, and my dad is the exact same way!

[LiBlub1]

LOL. That Canadian Indian guy who they're calling the best comedian alive stole this joke.

[fyfytj]

@LiBlub1- Who are you talking about?

[LiBlub1]

@fyfytj Russel Peters, couldn't remember his name.

[DaNumba1Rapper]

@LiBlub1 I wouldn't really call that "stealing jokes", it's just the same topic. Russell Peters made his own version, it wasn't like he copied Eddie Murphy's joke completely. There were similar parts because it was the same topic (being that white kids treat their parents like crap). Same topics happen all the time (sex jokes, political jokes, racial jokes, etc.)

Stealing jokes would be more of a "Carlos Mencia" type of thing

[apecraft1]

the white boy was wolovic from big-bang theory

[BeccaCake]

EDDIE!!! <3

[masterjoey1029]

0:47-0:53 needs to become a gif!

[MikeDunn]

@masterjoey1029 the one that starts at 0:36 should also be a gif!

[djvoidzone]

@masterjoey1029 it is :)

[TheFlyingPhysicsman]

Rispondi a questo video... hvs14th altervista org/eddieboom gif here you go! :) this is not spam, is just a gif ;)

[ingles35]

I am white, British and I hate it when people say bad things about other people just because of their colour, religion or nationality. We are all human beings, after all. Eddie Murphy is great. If he comes to England, he is welcome in my house any day.

[IversFTW]

@ingles35 You sound like you are 9 years old.

[mashmiles]

@ingles35 nobody cares

[lachmeneger]

@ingles35 you are a fucking hippie faggot. We are all humans yes, but some are far superior then others. And some races is too.

[chocoholic1612]

@lachmeneger yeahhh. totally. some 'races IS'

-___-

[LocoGroove]

@lachmeneger "Some races is too" And you certainly aren't superior to anyone (even little kids are smarter than you). Dumbfuck

[kelvseree]

@ingles35 yea but there Americans they can dis each outer , were separate ;)

[dextonrs21]

@ingles35 c'mon, It's stand up comedy stop preaching and laugh at the fucking joke or don't comment at all

[balotelli456]

@ingles35 if your racist, you dont hate their color, you hate their race and your color isn't your race, unlike white people

[Irondude127]

@ingles35

You really make it sound like other black people aren't allowed in your house...

[buyneee]

@ingles35 don't listen to irondude127

[SquareRo0o0t]

@ingles35

He fucked scary spice then denied his own kid, the guy fucked up....but he's a good stand up.

[bmit989]

@ingles35 wtf makes u a white spokes person in england u dont have a problem like it is in the u.s

[danfrost313]

@bmit989 Yes we do. Stop being ignorant and angry at nothing.

[ezekiel996]

@ingles35 get out...

[balancedeath]

first time i saw i white curse his mom I ducked

[seawolfu99]

these's vidd's are funny

[OK55OK55OK]

Well, I just got here, and haven't read anybody's comments, like from the KKK, but, I tell you NIGGERS come in all colors. A NIGGER is a "worthless human being" and I know a lot of mexican, white, latin, black, and even some indian NIGGERS...... NIGGER don't mean BLACK. It means "piece of crap"

[josenetwork]

@OK55OK55OK whatever, nigga...

[OK55OK55OK]

@josenetwork

I just wonder what possesses people to make replies like that. I was just proving that the word "nigger" doesn't specifically mean that the person is black. They come in all colors. I was just siding with the black niggers, showing them that white people can be niggers too. Everyone should appreciate that, since I'm white, and I know that a lot of black people are fine people. So, get off my case, And don't call me a nigger, because, although I could be one, I am not.

[OK55OK55OK]

@josenetwork  """"Whatever, Nigger yourself!"

[ndc18]

@OK55OK55OK say that shit in public motherfucker

[sickofitall915]

@OK55OK55OK chill out nigga

[ladyfine97]

@OK55OK55OK go to hell

[presidentdiddy]

LOL all it took was that same look Eddie Murphy gave to put kids in check, followed by the belt if necessary

[haleyshubby]

i hate dat white kids could cuss in i couldnt

[bugstrut]

@haleyshubby LOL!! My Dad worked away from home a lot, when I was a kid, so my sister and I took advantage of the fact, and were always swearing in front of my mum, here in England. We were even saying "cunt" and "motherfucker", in the later days, just before my dad got a job closer to home. Actually my mum was more like a friend to us, than a parent. It wasn't really disrespectful, the way we swore, it was more just how friends swear in front of each other.

[MusicAngel2294]

Lol

[bebreezy93]

Lmaoooooo, hilarious. Black folks don't play.

[AbuBishir]

That is so true. I had a similar experience

[bromar16]

haha so true I'm white

[OrnaXxx]

What a hero! :L

[angrygrunt]

anyone on here who argues about race is a moron. enjoy the fucking video

[mashmiles]

I'm (fill in group that is the target of the joke) and this is hilarious.

[22leeto]

Hahaha!!:)

[DeannDmere]

hahahahaah!! Love Eddie! He neva dissapoints! Even his old ish is still mad funny!

[sabdow]

Ha ha ha ha. Niggers and their nigger jokes. Get back to being slaves you niggers!

Just kidding! My sister is a nigger!

[DeannDmere]

@sabdow Your kotez ass wouldn't dare utter that word from behind ur weak ass computer!! Stop pretending to be racist you know you wanna be us! #fuckface

[apox555]

Funniest comedian ever. And stop all the racism bullcrap, Eddie Murphy makes fun of everyone regardless of race, religion and sexual preferences, and he doesn't mean anything with it.

[chitown1966]

why do whites pay to be insulted? blacks would never put up with this from a white comedian. black comedians always talk like their culture is superior to whites.

[zingyjingy]

@chitown1966 Comedians do this no matter their race or venue, White blacks hispanics and asians will always be targeted by comedians get use to it.

[chitown1966]

@zingyjingy oh yeah? when was the last time you heard a White comedian talk about blacks or other minorities in a negative stereotype? they don't . for fear of being called a racist. Just like whites who don't fight back when they get attacked by a black or hispanic. The fear runs deep. .

[zingyjingy]

@chitown1966 White comedians do make fun of blacks watch comedy central next time someone has stand up and you'll see. Joking on Hispanics and people from the middle east is more popular then white and black jokes tho.

Google white jokes and see how many their are compared to black jokes your just seeing what you want.

You cant really determine what someone will do in a certain situation based on race.

[rexboogie]

@chitown1966 Nobody thinks any culture is superior. It's the difference's in the culture's that make people laugh.

[paraconti]

So this is where Russel Peters got his shit from. Exact thing.

[JokersKush]

IT'S TRUE, I HAD FIREND WHEN I WAS EIGHT HE WOULD CUSE AT HIS MOM AND THROUGH FOOD AT THE WALL, HIS NAME WAS ROBERT. CRAZY

[modjaffamodjaffa]

I thought he was going to whip out a belt, maby throw a vase, but noooh.. he shot him ;D

[eatzapeating1]

Hahaha, so true. My mom is black and she gets mad when I curse. My dad is white and he never really cares. lol

[LDKBBAB]

lol...That muthafucka's crazy.

[JawheadTV]

watch my shits guys

[rockingred141]

love that face

[Aliun625]

Lol, 0:48, Say that around your dad, you're guaranteed to get that look!! Haha!!

[TheRealBlueIce]

0:25 best part :D and so true

[hotdogman67]

Lol, now it's the other way around. XD

[xhmoobx]

LMFAO its so true

[Hauraunah]

I think Kat Williams should be left in the time he's in now.It's hard to get that type of fame now a days as a comedian, but you can't compare comedians. Some people think Bob Sagat is a funny guy, humor is very subjective. People like Chapelle, others like Murphey, and other's like Katt.

[calbo555]

@Hauraunah billy connelly number one ever , simlple fact! richard P then eddie ,,4 or 5 will be kat and chapelle ! top 5 any order :P

[Hauraunah]

@calbo555

Never heard of Billy Connelly =0

[snafux10]

all these years later and it's still the funniest freaking stand up routine EVER

[pet3rgriffin]

32 people got shot by the gun eddie pulled out...

[Nintendude99]

I think this is funny as shit but people need to stop commenting on how all white people are like that. If I ever swore around my parents when I was a kid I'd get my ass whooped.

[hellno1235]

@Nintendude99 nah. white ppl are lyke that bcuz they dont believe in 'whopping' their kids

[Nintendude99]

@hellno1235 Oook did you actualy read what I said? I'm white and my parents wouldnt let me get away with shit like that. And obviously your parents "whopped" you too much, they went and messed up your brain.

[hellno1235]

@Nintendude99 yo parents eva whopped u till they got tired???? Because when we was little and wen my parents were little they would THROW things at u to knock u down. and if they didnt getcha, they'd get u at night. u tried to sleep with one eye open or with extra sleep pants, they'd wet the whip and get u soooo hard.

[MissPompousTwat]

@hellno1235

Parents sneaking up on their children while they're sleeping and then beat them? That's not parenting, that's being sadistic psychopaths.

[RompusJr]

32 people missed the like button!!! :(

[patricblack1]

Kat Williams has nothing on any of the legendary comedians.

[luvvseem]

tht shit funny!!!

[Glitch667]

hahahaa

[barnzy2302]

That was all about that LOOK he gave.. fucking brilliant

[xPOSSUM45x]

Im white and my parents didnt let me say shit! theworst i could ever say was damn... and that was VERY RARE!!!

[kendrawhisp]

@xPOSSUM45x Me too, but then surely you can relate to that feeling you get when you go over to a friends house and your friend answers back to their parents. It's funny.

[Guitarman5150]

LOL @ 0:46

[RoyalRamirez]

i went to fresh air fund for 10 years with the same family, this is so true LOL

[0432364206]

"that motherfuckers crazy"

[muggysynergisticb]

Murphy starred in the supernatural comedy, The Golden Child

[HellsHighwayTrooper]

i think russell peters copied some of eddies shit.

[tag1989]

LOL "that muthafukas crazy"

[someboredguy777]

white people dont really descipline their kids

[jirdimaster]

@someboredguy777 That's kind of a blanket statement isn't it? How is that any less racist than saying black people never finish their words or know their fathers?

[VegasSkateCulture]

@someboredguy777 don't make broad statements like that.

[dhlfh]

Yeah and black people do,thats why half of black kids are born without fathers and commit most of the crime in america..

[bamhammer]

@dhlfh there are no reliable sources for what you just said.

[dhlfh]

Yeah there is,its called statistics..

[mrwhatever213]

ignore the KKK fucks on here who spam black vids. I hope some one invents the whoop ass key. where you can teleport to who leaves comments so you can beat there fucking ass.

[jdmoonwalker12]

@mrwhatever213 yeah i know what you mean.

[TheAwesomeGuido]

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[DaJoBr11]

@TheAwesomeGuido you fail.....AHZAH

[DamienRUs666]

@mrwhatever213 hahaha nice idea

[chitown1966]

@mrwhatever213 I hope someone invents the give cancer to a liberal button too. you'd be fucking on life support by now.

[k5lta]

@mrwhatever213 hell yeah,the bullshit will stop then,my knuckles will be bloody red all the time lol.

[lesleyhenriquez]

@mrwhatever213 Nigga detected.

[DarkProject]

@lesleyhenriquez Only niggers say nigga, and nigger are cool.

[youngMulahh3]

come on man shit

then eddie dad go

BOOM

fool must've lost his mind

[nicetna2010]

that's some funny shit!

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

This is very true. When I was little, my white friends had the least respect for their parents and were allowed to curse at their parents.

[xma456]

over 25 years old an still true lmao

[SilverThK89]

That was so fucking funny. xD

[adomin03]

hahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahah­aha

[woody2654]

haters chill out man its entertainment for you just have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up hahahahaha

[quidnick]

are we all forgetting about george carlin?

[laganas2008]

that face he does at 36 seconds kills me!

[DaGuitarlearner69]

this was when eddie was at his best

[supermodel1231]

@Chrisymagoo99.....sweety,it does now!

[craigcraigycrag]

oh god internet racist again!! everyones a tough guy behind there computer screens. tut tut

[fusel412crew]

People stop fucking crying and enjoy the fucking video its eddie murphy this shit is funny as hell hey im white its funny my gf is black its funny to her to im sick of seeing cry baby comments under his fucking videos dont watch it if you want to hate assholes

[mssmith692]

@fusel412crew i agree

[xHAMiiEx]

How is this racist? Everyone in the audience knew that he made it up for comic reasons. People just make things racist nowadays.

[Lillyvon]

I remember seeing this in the late 80's as a kid and it's still one of the best stand up's ever. Hell, I can quote this damn thing - so can my boyfriend and all his friends! Every retro 80's kid I know can!

[ceooner]

LMFAOOO eddie is the best!

[BESERKER09]

its called comedy

[MarioYernar]

if W ppl say something like that bout B ppl, B ppl would consider that 100% racism...otherwise not...

[ram308]

@MarioYernar black people can't be racist

[TheRaf87]

how stupid are you?

[chaveznieves]

@ram308

i hope thats sarcasm. black people can be racist too. so can chinese and arabs and white people.

[ButterCupHeartz22]

nice orange  shirt...