Gene Simmons: Family Jewels: Gene Simmons Love Doctor

[rollthelosingdice]

Lowest forms of life on planet earth, burn in hell

[Atreyufolife]

Thats y they call him Dr. Love.

[ROCKSOLID36]

FAIL

[immmabteresa12]

hahahaha cris angel died finally that bitch is gone

[MsAmber612]

@immmabteresa12 " hahahahaha criss angel died finally that bitch is gone"? criss angel isn't even dead you

dumb shit he's still alive lmao your comment is fucked up by the way

[Linebeck25]

Criss Angel make me scared O_O

[MsAmber612]

gene:"and he's the beautiful young man on that billboard" criss: -shakes head- lmao criss

[Rizwan0192]

nice

[jrosales2120]

KAT VON D

[DangeruseType]

It was probably awkward lmao

[endracismguy]

gene simmons boy looks so much like paul stanley what is going on here

[Pala16123z0r]

Haha xD Damn i hate Criss' voice :S

[calscott1]

gene seems bored with life

[cosmokramer41]

1:41 hahaha can I open up for KISS? tell jokes?

[p2proxtheworld]

Gene owns. Criss Angel = Fake Magic :D)

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld oh so you think magic is real? your fucking moron.

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat First, it's you're, not your. Second, he tries to make it seem like it's real but it's so, so fake. Did I say magic is real? No. You are the weakest leak. Goodbye.

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld it dont mater a magician job is to make the magic look reel you dumb fucker. and I glad I make yu mad with my speling :) You stupid fucking grammer nazi nobody gives a fuck about you.

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat Just thought you might not want to appear so ignorant and uneducated for once. Oh, and you don't make me mad at all. You on the other hand sound really angry and unhappy. I just feel sorry for you is all. Now, if you'll excuse me I have more important things to do. ' ' )

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld You have more important things to do? Okay, continue sucking dick....

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat Lame joke. Now you're really boring me. Stick with the fake magic because apparently comedy isn't your thing. ::yawn:: But speaking of sucking dick and Criss Angel, isn't it time you masturbated to Criss Angel and his magic trick of his dick magically appearing in your ass? LOL

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld I fucked your mom......in her butt.

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat Oh boy, that hurt...the lameness, I mean. Momma jokes are a sign of desperation and that you are really angry and bitter. But hey, at least you can spell all the words. You must have used Google to proofread that short sentence. Your Special Ed teacher must be proud of you. Your mom is like, Send this 'tard off to school already. Get him off me! Your lil bus pulls up and the electric lift slowly goes down. Then I come over and show mom my own magic trick. Called Can You Find The Dick

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld I also face fucked her.

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat Oh gee, you really got me good with that one. ::yawn:: Momma jokes hurt so bad...to 10-year-olds at least. Well, I'll go down to your level for a second and finish telling you about that magic trick I showed your mom. Well, let's just say, it didn't go so well for that fat bitch. After I raped her in front of you and came on her ass, I made you lick my cum and her pussy juice up, then forced you and her to have sex so your mom would take your virginity and be your first. MILF HA

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld I then told your mom to call me next time she wanted more and she hasnt stopped blowing up my phone.

[p2proxtheworld]

@KitThatKat Oh no, that hurt so bad... Man, this is pointless and boring to even fuck you up with my jokes since your jokes are so weak in return. I think I'm done tearing your dumbass up with my superior jokes. I won. Come back in 10 years when you got something better than Momma jokes. Weak as fuck, like you and your mom when I made her ass bleed. BTW, that was your mom blowing up your phone. She said she's never had anything so small inside of her. I think I was too big for her.

[KitThatKat]

@p2proxtheworld lol im 100% not lying I have just been commenting back not even reading your paragraphs haa!

[rubenick]

@p2proxtheworld people who do magic are supposed to make it seem real idiot... If they just did the moves and effects without making it look real it would just be boring and not very entertaining... Criss is very talented... I think he is better than David Blaine and similar street magicans...

[Arran64]

Criss' tongue's so far up Gene's ass, I bet he can taste his breakfast.

[nerdyemmagirl]

criss angel + kat von D = A werid and incesting couple.

[Vampyreroseanime]

wow haha!!! gene simmons said 'if only i wasnt gay' hahahahah omg that not even close!!!

[adambullock]

Mindfreak? More like jewelery freak.... WTF?

[KFaceH]

WoW criss angel what a lame pick up line.

[lavrilfan16]

criss angel, my fav celebrity

[xBrem]

Your the beautiful young man on that billboard!

[castingtherunes]

If you've seen Gene's plastic surgery, you know he looks better as a Chinaman.

[pingadomulatinha]

she didn't exactly find him a nice guy. can`t blame her.

[gfmagnet]

kat von D and chris angel my fav!!!! :D

[MaryDana]

Criss Angel is so pretty

[RottenAppleSeeds]

chris angel's a douche.

[kaddy01980]

aaahahahhaha. if only i wasn't gay....

[BITE256]

my face celebs in 1 place yay

[ThatOneChick395]

i love kat and criss :)

[NICOLE873867]

i love criss angelll he is sooo cute :)

[brennosg]

Criss Angel Mindfreak

[latrodectus88]

could somebody tell me what did they say??

i dont understand a lotta words that they talk and i`d like to know...it looks interesting and funny too

[alyssanicole519]

Gene simmons and Criss angel, my 2 favorite celebs!

[Gecko7291971]

Gene Simmons & Kat Von D, my favorite Celebrities

[HEYITSMEZZIE]

Is it just me or does criss angel's voice sound really annoying ,, :P

[nerdyemmagirl]

@HEYITSMEZZIE its just you.

[AlyssiaHardy]

@HEYITSMEZZIE i think it sounds SEXY

[cosmokramer41]

@HEYITSMEZZIE hes greek

[baybayrosa]

haha! this sht cracks me up!!!

[haloclyne]

Isn't she dating Nikki Sixx?  Or is that over?

[shae7751]

nobody cares wut ur face. 4 1, its called GUM. now u maybe havnt heard of it bcuz chances r ur breath always smells like sour ass OH SCORCHED.

hey isnt the tatto artist the host or w/e off of LA Ink?

[jucamerdi11]

Lol

[XxPunkRockChikaxX]

if only i wasnt gay lol

[iluvmort64]

lol i love criss and kat! gene is cool and funny. criss would actually look good with kat, at least she's not blonde and fake like holly madison.

[AIGHTxawar]

i agreeee!

[RifledBarrel]

Simmons is a cool dude

[MizzCrazieMindfreak]

0:54 Criss is checking out Kats boobies. LOL I love Criss!

Or maybe her tattoos on her arms.. lol

[baybayrosa]

lol thats what it looked like he was look in at her boobies! XD I think he was loking @ her arms cuz he goes "She's got a lotta tattos"

[loyalseidisixxvids]

WHATTT? NO GENE NOOO!

She already took Nikki NOT CRISS TOO ):

LMAO.

[mrmagoo0670]

OMG chris is such a duffus with those pik-up lines!!!! You can tell Kat wanted to get the fuk outta there after he started with that lame ass crap!!!

"space jeans.....cause ur butt is outta this world!"....PLEASE!!!...and the UPS bit?...COME ON DUDE....stop being so freakin LAME!!!

ROCK ON GENE!!!!!!!

[goonienana]

ur a DOOFUS for saying that, Criss was joking. Take a freakn joke.

[mrmagoo0670]

yeah riiiiiiiight....ur tellin me that if a guy says those pik up likes to you in a bar, you would fall for it?...NO...you'd probably say "get away from me loser"....that's what kat was probably thinkin!!!!

If chris was joking...well then, lame and OLD ass jokes!!!...stick to majic...oh, sorry...his majic SUX!!! he's one disappearing card trick away from david freakin blane!!!

and BTW...i did insult you....hooka biotch!!!

[mindfreaklover9801]

no reson to get all nasty biotch

[mrmagoo0670]

i got nasty on ur mom @sshol3!!!

[mindfreaklover9801]

my mom died so back off assh**e

[JoHnWaYnEv2nd]

hey man, his mama got had hepatitus A B and C! LOSER!!!!

[mrmagoo0670]

...and what concern it it of mine then....i didnt know her so who cares!!!!

[nicoletot]

Rock on Gene? Some fan you are dissing HIS pick-up line.. didn't you here he said GENE old him it loser.

FAIL

[mrmagoo0670]

learn to speak english idiot!!!

"didn't you here he said GENE old him it loser"...WTF?....learn how to speak or learn how to type moron

[nicoletot]

Lol WOOP TI DO I misspelled hear. Wow two letters. I have a life so when I make a typo I do not give a crap, but other then that my wording was correct, learn to read.

[mrmagoo0670]

it's not that you misspelled it you moron....try READING the line you wrote....don't make sense!!!!

fuktard!!!

[nicoletot]

Um, yeah. No. It makes sense, try reading it with your eyes open.

[mrmagoo0670]

Are u a serious moron...seriously??!!!!...READ your comment out loud dumbass!!!! AS YOU WROTE IT!!!!....no punctuation or anything!

itsliketypingsomethinglikethis­....MORON!!!!

[Doodgraver]

Learn to respect someone! And besides, you make a couple of mistakes yourself. You don't use capital letters where they are supposed to be. You wite 'u' in stead of you. So before being an ass about someone else's mistakes, correct your own first.

[MikeOxhard123]

chris angel and gene. hahahaha

[tiziano111ferro]

Yeahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[weakarms]

haha Gene Jesus! Poor Kat.

[kissfrehley7]

HAHAHAHA criss is SO cool! i luv him

[adamlambert98]

man, criss is so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CharmedPrue77]

Imao!!

[MindfreakGirly]

lmao.