With The United States facing one financial crisis after another, I believe the time has come for our leaders in Washington, D.C. to gird their courage and pass a "National Stupid Tax". From what I see here, we could balance the federal budget and pay off the national debt within a few months!!
These people are GOD'S message. I was praying over my finances when God spoke to me, and told me that if I would make a $1,000. vow of faith, he would heal my finances. Now, God had kept His Holy Word.
Just this morning, I received an E-Mail from Dr. Abdul Pahss-Meyo'moola informing me that I had just won the Nigerian lottery!! All I have to do is send him $3500. and my bank account information, and he'll deposit $156,782,961.36 into my account!! BLESS these Holy Messengers of God's Holy Word!!
@CounterCultureLives I called the prayer line to share the good news with these Blessed Messengers of God's word. Problem is that I don't have $3500. to get my paperwork processed. They told me that if I would make another $1,000. vow of faith, then they would send me another bottle of spring water. For just $200. more, they would ALSO send me a lovely embroidered prayer cloth and pray for me to to be Bless me with the $3500. I need to get my paperwork processed by the Nigerian government.
@CounterCultureLives I was worried about getting my paperwork processed by the Nigerian government. The Lord sent an attorney who will help me for only $2500. Her name is Ms. Ima Wheecan. She's a senior partner in the law firm of Wheecan, Lyon, Steelwell.
I called a pay-day lender, and guess what?? They are willing to give me a title loan on my car for $2500!! I owe it ALL to The Lord, this miraculous Holy Spring Water, and to these messengers of God's Holy Word!!
hey you lot. dont knock the miracle spring water. i ordered the mirac;e spring water back in 2002, and since then i can get rid of my hard on.... works wonders.
Note that the open heart surgery was cancelled after she anointed herself with the oil. It doesn't say she was healed, that she didn't still need the open heart surgery; it says the open heart surgery was cancelled.
I just drank some chocolate milk and was gonna go to the toilet. But now I'm not going. The chocolate milk cured me of my bowel movements.
These people are dangerous. It's psychotic behaviour!
I grew up in church and went every sunday for 23 years, I still havent recieved anything "spiritual" was i wasting my time? Probably! If you need this to get through life more power to you. But these people are the crooks who pray on the weak and ignorant. This is a damn shame!!!!!!! The whole system is a damn shame!!!!
I've actually called several of them but the amount of crap they send me is overwhelming.
This is such big business, I don't think they will ever run out of crap to send to people! In many cases, I didn't even stay on the line but they found my address through my phone number and began bombarding me with miracle cloths and tiny oil packets....
the same happened to me. I hung up before they answered and with in a few days i started getting solicitations of money for miracles. I just send the post paid envelopes back empty.
BOGUS! THESE PEOPLE PLAY ON TWO FACTORS: EMOTIONS AND MONEY!
funny20171 1 month ago
...excellent uploads...keep 'em coming as fast as you can, show these scum for what they are....i have subscribed.
euroman32589 1 month ago
3:46 WTF IS THAT?!?! :O
kasouyumi 2 months ago
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With The United States facing one financial crisis after another, I believe the time has come for our leaders in Washington, D.C. to gird their courage and pass a "National Stupid Tax". From what I see here, we could balance the federal budget and pay off the national debt within a few months!!
CounterCultureLives 3 months ago
These people are GOD'S message. I was praying over my finances when God spoke to me, and told me that if I would make a $1,000. vow of faith, he would heal my finances. Now, God had kept His Holy Word.
Just this morning, I received an E-Mail from Dr. Abdul Pahss-Meyo'moola informing me that I had just won the Nigerian lottery!! All I have to do is send him $3500. and my bank account information, and he'll deposit $156,782,961.36 into my account!! BLESS these Holy Messengers of God's Holy Word!!
CounterCultureLives 5 months ago
@CounterCultureLives I called the prayer line to share the good news with these Blessed Messengers of God's word. Problem is that I don't have $3500. to get my paperwork processed. They told me that if I would make another $1,000. vow of faith, then they would send me another bottle of spring water. For just $200. more, they would ALSO send me a lovely embroidered prayer cloth and pray for me to to be Bless me with the $3500. I need to get my paperwork processed by the Nigerian government.
CounterCultureLives 5 months ago
@CounterCultureLives I was worried about getting my paperwork processed by the Nigerian government. The Lord sent an attorney who will help me for only $2500. Her name is Ms. Ima Wheecan. She's a senior partner in the law firm of Wheecan, Lyon, Steelwell.
I called a pay-day lender, and guess what?? They are willing to give me a title loan on my car for $2500!! I owe it ALL to The Lord, this miraculous Holy Spring Water, and to these messengers of God's Holy Word!!
CounterCultureLives 5 months ago
Now you know every word they spoke was was the gods honest truth. Funny stuff
TheFarleyGordon 7 months ago
haha, this is so awesome. this guy has so much fun ripping all of you off
DaNeedle 8 months ago
I think Sister Paula's got something hanging between her legs....and it's not her 68 year old meat drapes either.
MaxCovington543 1 year ago
HE HAS SEEN MANY COME TO SALVATION? REALLY,HE SAW THIS? THIS IS ALL SICK.
mystic81006 1 year ago
hey you lot. dont knock the miracle spring water. i ordered the mirac;e spring water back in 2002, and since then i can get rid of my hard on.... works wonders.
martinh103 1 year ago
Geez, we don't need Doctors anymore ? All we need are these God damn prayer cloths !! Hallelujah !!
Be very aware people. These crooks will answer one day.
whoreratio 1 year ago
I was hoping that the one lady or guy?????/ Was giving out those doves! I would have called the number to receive my free white dove!
In all seriousness this is all garbage and each one is a False Profit!
Godpleaser77 1 year ago
0:16 did he say god is your whole vagina?
jhuckstep 1 year ago
Note that the open heart surgery was cancelled after she anointed herself with the oil. It doesn't say she was healed, that she didn't still need the open heart surgery; it says the open heart surgery was cancelled.
I just drank some chocolate milk and was gonna go to the toilet. But now I'm not going. The chocolate milk cured me of my bowel movements.
These people are dangerous. It's psychotic behaviour!
GeorgeCassells 1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha!! That guy said bend over at 04.29 lol
bronco200005 1 year ago
Thats such bullshit. I can't even cast a decent arcane spell with the amount of mana they send you. Damn ripoffs.
Fishdogpigsquirrel 1 year ago 2
3:00 is the most fail acting ever... lol
LousyLump 1 year ago
just like i'm cummin 2 u.
just bend over (send me money) first....
TheDeistAngle 1 year ago
3:12
It's a man baby!
spookypen 1 year ago
I grew up in church and went every sunday for 23 years, I still havent recieved anything "spiritual" was i wasting my time? Probably! If you need this to get through life more power to you. But these people are the crooks who pray on the weak and ignorant. This is a damn shame!!!!!!! The whole system is a damn shame!!!!
2112therushfan 1 year ago
Haha, all the money goes into their lucky bank account.
IagoDoll 1 year ago
The Squidbillies voice actors looking for alternative work I see.
Rereversed 1 year ago
Seems legit.
Sconz32 1 year ago
@Sconz32 lmao
IagoDoll 1 year ago
2:21 Woody is my prophet.
funtimeinternet 1 year ago
ROFLMAO,
And I'm the one who is labeled mentally ill.
ElderOfTzion 1 year ago
2:00 he has seen it heal cancer arthritis... but he never seen it heal people that fall for this crap from there stupidity.
amzertech 2 years ago 5
"There's a sucker born every minute" ~ PT Barnum
RMCDisciple 2 years ago 12
I call it-"Jesus junk".
OnlyAPawn1970 2 years ago
I call it "Jesus junk".
OnlyAPawn1970 2 years ago
That person at the 3 : 33 time , is a dude .
ComradeAgopian 3 years ago
call em, write em, get as much stuff from them as you can. Lead them on and cost them as much time and money as you can. Thats what they try to do
ak12543 3 years ago 2
I've actually called several of them but the amount of crap they send me is overwhelming.
This is such big business, I don't think they will ever run out of crap to send to people! In many cases, I didn't even stay on the line but they found my address through my phone number and began bombarding me with miracle cloths and tiny oil packets....
ChasingSatanAway 3 years ago
the same happened to me. I hung up before they answered and with in a few days i started getting solicitations of money for miracles. I just send the post paid envelopes back empty.
a300pilotster 2 years ago
@ChasingSatanAway
Wow, they're really tenacious, aren't they?
BohemianBlasphemy 1 year ago