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  • Does this make anyone else think about their childhood and disgust themselves with how they used to react to presents and material bullshit? It gives me douche chills.... and pokemon is some japanese withcraft... turns kids into psychotic envious vermin. Listen to him laugh like an evil mental patient over a stupid card.... EVIL!!!!! EVILLLLLL!!! Someone set it on fire!!

  • 0:09 who see the bird? :D

  • Looks like animated tobuscus :DDDD

  • BLASTROISE!!!!

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  • The legend says... if you tear up that card, you die.

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  • Its kind of sad if you get THIS excited over a picture of some fictional monster on a piece of cardboard.

  • 0:10 angus young?

  • evil laugh at the end

    

  • This was me the first time I saw The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

  • I think he got a ditto there omg :O 

  • thats not normal something is wrong with this kid i found a charizard and i didnt go crazy like this.

  • BLASTOISE!!! BLASTOISE!!!!!!!

  • I had a charizard ex card once. They are worth like 200 dollars.

  • @tepoen98 i've got a Flygon Delta species, a Flygon ex Delta species, and a Jolteon ex, all from the Pokemon TCG World Championship in '07, all signed by Jun Hasabe, any clue how much they'd be worth?

  • esta como una chota

  • esat como una chota

  • I'm not exactly sure, but i think he is happy.

  • I don't even PLAY the TCG, it's way to complicated, i prefer yugioh...

    

  • it should be fun if the card was fake

  • @markusnenia naiice

  • @markusnenia yea

  • press 3 for derp air guitaring lol!

  • it would be even funnier if one of the boys destroyed the card in the end :P

    the reaction would be incredible xDD

  • what the fuck.....

  • Mira que es feo el hijodelagranputa.

  • Someone call a doctor.

  • Blastoise?! WTF dude its just blastoise! dang! its like when hes 60 he says BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • Smells like ubercard!

  • blastoise was my first pokemon card lol

  • Retard??

  • back in the day, it was weird if you DIDNT do that and got a charizard, blastoise, or zapdos...

  • hey!! that's what i did when i got a blastoise card! XD

  • wackadoodle!!!

  • Remember:

    Endless orgasms cause brain damage (Y)

  • wtf kid.. you need to walk outside and see the sun.

  • sorry

  • eptileptic sezirue xD

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  • 0:16 "DAMN, I just jizzed all over myself"

    0:26 "Can't even give a fuck though cause I gotta BLASTOISE!!!"

  • I can beat his blastiose -_- because I have a lvl.44 infernate

  • @adp711pie

    so you would be pwned, blastiose is super effective against fire....

    peace :]

  • 0:13 JIZZD IN MY PANTS!

  • HOLY FOK HEs CRaZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • LOL did you guys hear someone said barbie in 0:01 ?

  • hey that was like the first time I saw boobs!

  • hahahahahaha he prob grew up to be a loser...

  • teach me how to dougie?????

  • now get a mudkip :D

  • -_- its just a blastoies

  • he pooped his pants :o

  • THAT ONE WORD WAS STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL DAY LONG.....

    BLLAASTTTOOOOOOIIIISEEEEEEEEEE

  • BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOOOOOOO­OOOOISE, BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOISEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EE!

  • Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbllllllllllllllll­llaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssto­ise............ O wait it's a magicarp

  • i heard BLASTOISE

  • i think hes yelling BLASTOISE

  • lol he said MUNCHLAX XD

  • Ma piange o ride????

  • BANNZZZAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­II

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­AHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

  • @khortonworld blastoise

  • What is he yelling? Banzai?

  • @fez2fez no blastiose

  • @fez2fez blastoise

  • no its not a special card he got.

  • why was he existed, they werent that rare when they came out, I got one on my 3rd pack I ever bought and my 8th.

  • POKEMON THE POWER TO NVA BE LAID

  • i woulda laughed so hard if someone woulda tooken his card and ripped it up

  • lol someones a crack baby.

  • blastoise

  • He's freaking out over a Blaostoise. Psssssh.

  • he probobly had all the others and this was the last one he needed

  • omfg lol.. wow 317,479 views and im the first comment?

  • @TdarkerC  wow nvm i didnt see other comments.

  • It's Chibi Robert DeNiro

  • BLASTIOSE BLASTIOSE BLASTIOSE!!

  • I got like 5 of those wen i was younger

  • Lawl, It's just a blastoise xD

  • eu ein Oo

  • que porra é essa que ele achou

    a foto de uma buceta porra

  • creepy little bastard isn't he?

  • epic laugh at 0:24

  • that fool has a crazy sinister laugh at the end hahahahaha

  • I herd you liek mudkipz

  • BLASTOISE!!!! BLAAAATOISE!!!

  • @Andy2Xtreme4u sheesh its just a blastoise

  • bei 0:09 kommt ein vogel aus der wand xD geniall

  • @larsoblaso Hab ich gar nicht gesehen.XD

  • O.=.O;; Hell, what's wrong with that laugh???

  • he is saying blastoise. its a super good card

  • ROTFLMMFAO!!

  • omfg xDDDDDD

  • Bizarro filho da puta

  • jajaja la risa xD

  • BLASTOISE OH MY GAWD!!! IM SO SPECIAL THERE Are LIKE ONLY 5 BILLION OF THESE

  • I think it was Wobofet

  • BLASTOISE @_@

  • charizard? or blastoise?

  • if u would rip the card in pieces, u would have 2 funny vids XD

  • omg imagine this kid at like 30 years old....VOLKSWAGON AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA VOLKS WAGON VOLKSWAGON YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

  • its spelled Volkswagen

  • lolololol ok thanks!

  • @popsnacks2 boa

  • @popsnacks2 das heißt volkswagen you piece of shit

  • @davidkrzemien Ja, als Deutscher ist es leicht, das zu wissen, aber in Amerika hat man das Wort "Wagen" nicht, da sagt man "wagon". Insofern ist es ein verzeihbarer Fehler.

  • @Malakai6489 scheiße stimmt fail

  • @popsnacks2 OMG X''DDDDDDDD

  • lmfao!!!!! freakin hilarous

  • hahahahahahahaha

  • da família do muleke q ganho o nintendo 64 no natal...

  • haha wtf

  • 0:29 hilarious laugh!!

  • i hurd u lyk blastoise

  • i herd u fail at spelling.OBTW,i herd u liek gay pron?

  • @sickel101

    Idiocy at it's best.

  • Yup.

  • q loko véi

  • the kid next to him says oh my god this vid is so funny

  • blastoise lmfao

  • MEU DEUS OO'

  • /run for bag=0,4,1 do for slot=1,GetContainerNumSlots(ba­g),1 do local name=GetContainerItemLink(bag,­slot) if name and string.find(name,"ffa335ee") then DEFAULT_CHAT_FRAME:AddMessage(­"- Selling "..name) UseContainerItem(bag,slot) end end end

  • he got a blastoise

  • fuck ..

  • the shamwow guy before the absorbent towels

  • C'est vraiment, vraiment, vraiment...

    Affligeant XD.

  • Eu ri muito ;D~~

  • 0:25 EPIC LAUGH

    and he has the joker mouth!!

  • LOOOOOOOOOOL

  • Heh. My first card was a Blastoise. I didn't do that.

  • i wonder how excited he will be when he get charmander! the good one you know i think its charlord lol i forget

  • he is saying blastooiiiiise LOL

  • wow, i wasent even this happy first time i gott laid?!

  • ROFLLL this^

  • VAGINA!!!! VAGIN-UH!!!!! *cries* AHAHAHA

  • @zage500 i was lol

  • i must konw this kid XD

  • u mean yugioh sucks and pokemon dosent. ps i seling a huge yugioh bundle onn ebay over 200 cards 3 isues of the comic and battle triangs, comes with 5 sinchroes and 3 protecter cases and a huge ass tin)

  • shut up Yu gi oh is so terrible and horrible the most boring show and game yet there is

  • lol?

  • O_o

  • its a gyrados 6/102 xD what a weird kid o.O

  • scary!

  • o q o vicio num faz numa criança...

  • what card he got

  • Wow first hes happy 0:05 then hes sad 0:10 then hes lauphing 0:26 I thik he has mood swings

  • We all felt like this kid when we finally got the special card we wanted or I did anyway XD

  • Yeah definitely.

  • maple story is gay!!!!!!!!!!

  • runescape is

  • he died of course

  • soooo...??? what card did he get?

  • Blastoise

  • Blastoise I guess

  • hmmm I think it was Venasaur, definitly not Blastoise.

  • lol

  • Wow I can't wait untill I can feel like that..... :)

  • Anyone know where I can find the original without the laugh track and background music?

  • lol he said blastoise

  • what if it´s an magikarp....

  • muleke nerd!!!

  • its just a blastoise...

  • holy shit he got the best possible blastoise possible. my best card is mamoswine with: 140hp 140dmg(maximum) and other attacks

  • lol wtf pokemon cards ... ? umm.. theyre just a piece of fucking paper with a picture on it lol -.-

  • omg i love it

  • song name plz ?:)

  • i smell teen spirit - nirvana

    im amazed, i thought everybody knew that song..lol

  • The song is called "Smells like teen spirit"

  • i think hes probably retarded

  • I have never laughed so much in my entire life. Maybe because it's 3:25am but my stomache is burning.

  • lindo.....só criança mesmo pra ficar feliz deste jeito com uma carta...

  • I get the impression he's happy...

  • w00t!"!! he got blastoise!!@@@@@@@@@@@@2

  • OMG SEIZURE XD

  • rofl his laugh at the end LOL

  • ahahahaahahahah

  • It's definitely Blastoise, you can even see it, duh.

  • BLASTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!­!!

  • Whatever. The Rick Moranis Card beats the Chuck Norris Card every time. It's a legendary double secret holographic promo EX. It comes free with Homey I Shrunk Chuck Norris and I Don't Feel Like Changing Him Back. (The sequel)

  • Oh man when he get´s mad like this then he got a Chuck Norris-Card!!!