Scottish accent....

[GoodFebruarian]

Awrite Mate~

[greenghost2008]

My college semester is over. time to resub u.

[Famisht]

Good accent, waaayyy too slow though, we speak really fast =)

[LiesLoveAndLoss]

"Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus"

I love it.

Some funny stuff in there... I wish I had that book! lol

[sillysillytom]

I am just getting around to looking at older stuff... this is Great! funny, creative it's great. thanks for posting this.

[jcd1963]

and went back to eating his struddle..

[ladymissazira]

lol. You'd make a good dad telling your kids' bedtime stories mark!

[cutebabypinkpiggy]

wow i wanna read this book! haha keep up the vid's mark, you rock

[MystikIncarnate]

i swear i heard laughing around 5:15.

good stuff as usual mark, keep it up.

[DonKarnage25]

Some of your funniest stuff yet, Mark! Keep them coming!

[FlippinraNdom]

boobies xD

[DiamondsAreCandy]

Fake!? Fake scottish accent? I think not...

[ProudToBeGeeky]

Hahaha, 'King Someone-I-Can't-Read-My-Own-Wr­iting'

I think around 05:59, they're trying to see if you sound like Shrek.

I also get this sometimes, even from my Scottish friends, because apparently, I say some stuff in a strange fashion, i.e Blue, or window (they make me say 'windees')

[Audleigh]

This is beautiful and very impressive. I think I'd like to play this game with my friends because besides being a third generation American (which carries no pride for me), I have an odd accent that doesn't mesh with my New York roots. Please do another story like this in the future. I'd love to see what more you can come up with. Also, the parts where you stumble are very endearing.

[Bex1Bab1]

Ok thats impressive. U just combined what I'm guessing must have been hundreds of random peoples comments and created a giant random story. Sheer class!

[Bex1Bab1]

lol love it. The imagery i got with that was disturbing though!

[MissAndyWarhol]

This bud is for you? No thanks, mark. Carbonated pisswater was never very appealing. :P Great video, anyhow.

[m3tz63r]

pudding lol

[GakkiSai]

That was abstract as hell. My minds eye is watering.

[AnimeCanuck]

HAha... "Just not any kind of nature Jack was familiar with." Heh...

I wonder, do you watch 24, Mark? Heheh. Jack Bauer couldn't break My Little Pony's fingers... because he had hooves... What a twisted story. Fun!

[lupocephalic]

I sat thu' nine minutes 'o tha' tae hear yeh say "Godot".

Still... several theater of the absurd stars for fan service...

well... not THE "fan service"... but uhm... yeah.

[xlucifer666]

hehehe chuck norris

[orastella]

96 Tears. They wanted to release the song as 69 Tears, but that was too suggestive for the record company, or something like that.

[VestaVesVesStar]

WTFH? xD

[surgicalx]

i cant believe they asked u to say all those words.. superfluous.. what the scot! good grief!

[Ronja5200]

I love your videos.

Lmao

[xlucifer666]

I LOVE BOBBIES lol why didnt you say something like prince or Rick James lol mark you completely rule i am Scottish myself yet i dont have an accent lol and you say yours is fake so i guess it kinda evens out

[usayamirules]

lol even mark is laughing while reading

[usayamirules]

LOLOL wtf. this is hilarious but oh so random.

[BDpaperstax]

Did he make up that story just to fit in all the words or did someone else make that story for him to say?

[Necrosaro]

0-o

[razielwithreaver]

myspace must be a freaky place to ilicit such a monologue.

platapony :]

[whquick]

Wow your myspace blog readers are a bunch of freaks LOL

[jkdesignz]

lmfao! Great stuff!

[bakaface]

Hey Mark! Another good video! The Song 96 tears was originally 69 tears but the record company made them change it cuz it sounded too dirty. but that was the intention. the only reason I know this is cuz ? is a close friend of mine. Cheers!

[muffinmedic]

You are reading from Right-to-Left. Either you make videos in Japanese and dub them in a 'fake Scottish accent' or you film in mirror-image setting. I'm hoping for the former.

[phlebotophilia]

note the location of his star tattoos in earlier videos...

[muffinmedic]

I laughed so hard, I peed myself. Just a little bit.

[ItWasTravis]

I effin love this guy

[mooxim]

wow that almost made sense, haha well done

[RCinPAWA]

LOL! Jack "tarned tooh th' poneee."

[digne8]

this isnt even funny?? wtf?

[watever40]

"the pony looked like a potatoe"

hahahahaha! rofl

[funnyskater]

or a platypus

[celticcomrade]

lol platypony?

[JustPlaneNuts]

I don't get it.

[WilliamCorso]

Hes funny

[yesjaide]

I'm telling you people- we need to LOBBY YOUTUBE to make EVERY view of a video count! I watch and re-watch Mark's videos- and he should be able to get credit for each viewing. I sit here and watch the ads as it loads, so come on! Give a man a rating!

On this viewing, my cat and I give him five stars way up (oops, I smiley'd, and erase it quickly) !

[whutheH]

this guy says hooves really cool ^

[FallingStar17]

"And jack, jack usually got answers to things by breaking peoples fingures, but the pony didnt have fingers"

"The pony looked like a potato"

XD Great video mark. Loving it as always

[simpilotdavid]

Jack, and Jack, and Jack and the Pony with Hooves, and THE PLATAPONY!!!

[Eminored]

"GET IN MAH BELLY" LOL xD!!!

"But Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus" xD!

I love you more than buttsecks. xD

<3333333333

[SonofKain]

that was dead on the line of genius and insanity... great job!!

[rcmoonpie1967]

5 stars for the bedtime story :-*

[Kleinbottlemind]

When Halloween comes around, will you read Robbie Burns' Tam O'Shanter?

[Raedan23]

genuis! read it dressed as a highway man!

[RoseSiegel]

I'd love to see/hear you do that "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)" song by The Proclaimers. Thanks for humoring your American friends.

[RoseSiegel]

that was like a twisted c.s. lewis sci-fi fantasy story told by FIVE BALD SCOTTISH GUYS!

[Moona1966]

That was GREAT, Mark! I have a very old friend who's room mate is from Ireland, and she just LOVES making her say "forty quarters" LOL Now that you've done this for your myspace peeps, wouldja be willing to do one for your youtubers? :)

[ddjhke]

You kinda lost me toward the end but it sounded good just the same.

CHEERS!

[roliboom]

I know this totally off topic..but I really like that table! Nice! Did you say "poooodle"? That's my favorite! ;D

[LtSticky]

Ok, Now say nuclear wessels.

[MNFoxtrot]

Just a white boy from Scotland. lol

How many buds to get loose for the video?

I'm guessing your wife picked out the appron, though red checkered is manly.

I give this video 5 3/4-empty buds for the YouTube equivalent of a poetry club reading from 1983. Cheers!

[twinturbo313]

nice very nice.

[MGABBYB]

You had me at hello. No, wait, on second thought, it was all about Hoboken and the former Yugoslavia. If some crazy woman runs up to you on 777, and gives you a kiss on the cheek. It's me....

[brokenkitty]

Haha thats great <3 The accent makes it so much funnier <3

[XxbestofthebestxX]

HAHA that was funny

[Skullstein]

DUDE UR FUCKIN AWESOME!

[479Lucy]

the apron is a total turnon

So my sister is marrying a Scotsman who will wear his kilt. What is an appropriate wedding gift? Underwear? As the sister of the bride, I am not confortable making certain investigations.

[bucketofnothing]

Damnit! No one suggested the word squirrel? Anyway, the video was amusing. Sort of cool that you would do something like this. You were just looking at a list of words, right? If so, I'm a little impressed.

[twistedsymphony]

Next time work in the word cigarette... I don't smoke but I had a job one summer with a bunch of guys from Scotland and I always loved the way they said that word.

[LenzixLithium]

HOOVES!

I love this.

[carlykaiser]

hahaha...YESS!!!!!

[MSJelin]

The question is: Do I rearrange these words in a more interesting way?

[sweetiepie516]

Huh? Not your usual awesomeness. That was a little random.

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

this was some funny shit

[shadowseal22]

It was ok, but it draged on for a little to long...

[markdayresponse]

I know, but i had a lot of request words to squeeze in,..

[JayAyEl]

If you were wearing a black beret, sunglasses, and were in a cafe with a pair of bongos in front of you while you sat calmly on a black stool, while onlookers in turtlenecks sipped soy lattes and stared intently at you, what you just read might actually be taken seriously as an introspective, intellectually deep stream-of-consciousness poem.

Or not.

[markdayresponse]

You're 100% correct.

Especially about the bongos...

[JayAyEl]

Yes. Bongos make EVERYONE seem more credible. Imagine if Bush wore the aforementioned clothing and had bongos on his desk during his State of the Union addresses...all the college kids would think he was SOO much cooler.

[korean4lyfe11]

your funny as hell!!!

[Mainyard48]

Awesome! I'm going to use this video to improve *my* fake Scottish accent. I never could do it well, which is weird because my family comes from Scotland.

[markdayresponse]

It took me hours to master mine,,.

[ChristopherMast]

OK.... "Lobster bisque" cracked me up. Just the idea that anyone would say it AT ALL, let ALONE with a Scottish accent!

[markdayresponse]

I prefer beer bisque, as do we all....

[graff1330]

second!

[LotSix66]

That was (and still is) funny.

[lonepiper47]

whats a myspace bog?

[markdayresponse]

I fuxid that typo....

[lonepiper47]

lol i know, mate. just messin with ya

[plumpspork]

2nd

[DrKrentist]

first!