Treeman: The Surgery - Part.1

[generalfuckpants]

How does this guy masturbate?

[klopek007]

"We don't care about this guy, we have government stuff to worry about. Wait, you mean some filthy American infidel is trying to help him?? No way! We're going to treat him like royalty now!!"

[madi1393]

the first time I saw his on tv..i didnt know what to say..speachless honestly

[itzIllusionZx]

People be crackin jokes.. -.- smh

[crip102468]

Please dont forget to use Compound W

[CristianDogGaming]

I wonder if he gets morning wood.. LOL :]

[LorensyAxFF]

I'm indonesian... I'm really sad.. why it needs a doctor from other country doctor suggest him a surgery.. then the indonesian government will show up... I'm disappointed... reallyyyy

[BroyhillVideo]

just imagine if he was alive 900 years ago they would probably think he was some kind of troll orc or something.

[SexyCowFTW]

wut if he caught on fire....

[TheDiego1255]

@SexyCowFTW ...

[AustralianWolf11]

i remember watching this with my mum we felt bad for him

[koovidsrcool]

what kind of asshole could make jokes about this man

[adler2adler]

anyone else feel itchy watching this?

[neurotoksin]

Can you set his hands on fire?

[ajdizzle227]

how the fuck do i get from transformers 3 to the tree man not to be disrespectful shit is fucked up and i hpe he gets better

[Zhucci]

What branch of medicine is this?

[jsixixjs]

sad, he cant masturbate...

[Kales50]

theres so much rich persons out of there.why someone dont help him

[raerae1281]

What, he doesn't have a choice about getting in the ambulance and going to the hopsital?

[jester3454]

Didn't this happened to Stephen King in Creepshow?

[amundead]

I want to see Tree Man Vs Elephant Man fight!!

[hunterowens98]

I bet he could bitch slap the crap outta somebody!

[jackpotpbk]

gaia's reborn into a man ?

[CHI2TEX83]

Stupid Indonesian doctors and stupid dede... Should've listened to Dr.gespali from AMERICA...FUCKING IDIOTS

[234Boop]

If Dr.House was real he would be able to solve this in.... 2 days.

[xxDeadlyMohawkx]

it must hurt to have sex with him

[pudinasbros]

i.... i want to touch his hands

[nibblet321]

sucks he couldnt make his own choice on where he wanted to go.

[hanakofuyumi]

Dandelions get rid of warts. When dandelions are picked white liquid comes out of them. When its put on warts they turn black meaning its dying. Keep doing it and it falls off. It takes some time though. Dandelion tea will help with getting rid of warts too. Sounds weird but it works :)

[skeetereze]

@hanakofuyumi This poor guy needs to bathe everyay in dandelion tea then. I'm not trying to be sarcastic either. I really feel for this person. I can't imagine how he gets through day to day.

[hanakofuyumi]

@skeetereze So sad. Apparently there is another man who got it too and from the same country. The American doctor was right about them needing more nutrients but for some reason the other doctors wanted to serge them off. This kind of stuff is caused by lack of nutrients. They should all eat more and yes he needs lots of dandelions.

[skeetereze]

@hanakofuyumi Yes, it is sad. I cannot imagine what goes through his mind. People everywhere get warts, some are more susceptible than others, but this is EXTREME. I don't know if there are any side-effects from Dandelions, or the tea, but I do know that if I were in his shoes I would not only bathe in Dandelion tea, I'd also drink it, in addition to taking nutrients...Did they say exactly which nutrients he is lacking?

[hanakofuyumi]

@skeetereze The doctor said that he wanted to give him vitamin A but the man also has a liver problem. Lack of calcium is often the cause though. Being malnourished and poor sanitation could also do that. As far as I know dandelions don't have a side effect but I do know that they are supposed to react to metals and toxins since that's what it pulls out of your body. Dandelion tea is not the best tasting though, very bitter. I always get them from my yard since neighbors spray theirs.

[skeetereze]

@hanakofuyumi I know that dandelions are considered a weed for us in western countries. We try to get rid of them in the yards. However they are a plant (weed) that is very resistant to every attempt at getting rid of them. I hope that Dede does find doctors who will help him. He seems to be such a lovely human being, so patient and so patient. We cannot imagine having to go through something like this.

[hanakofuyumi]

@skeetereze So true. Hopefully he does find some one who actually wants to help. Its sad that they ignored him for so long until it got really bad. It looks so painful hopefully he will get better.

[iWarpz]

top being mean guys leaf him alone!

[019Ms]

Alhamdulillah Rabb al-alameen.... Thanks be to Allah the Lord of the worlds for gifting us our healthes... Alhamdulillah

[badboyash00]

he must have alot of wood BOOYAA

[LegendaryStory]

"when we found out he was still living" key word: "still"

good job Indonesia, you found out someone was still alive....

[skuterixas91]

@LegendaryStory

it's a kind of important factor don't u agree ?

[LegendaryStory]

@skuterixas91 I don't think you understand the meaning of what I was saying...

[moedawg2011]

u knw this docmentary shows us the importance of the human hands. think about it, if we didnt have hands, we wouldnt be able to interact with anything; a deaf person cant use sign language, a blind person wont be able to read brail, and everyone wont be able to work or use well anything at all. the simple things in life should not be taken for granted.

[WeeItsNookies]

@moedawg2011 and your mom wouldn't be able to give me handjobs.

[moedawg2011]

tht was uncalled for. i find tht offensive

[BlueSoul3455]

his wife mustave been a serious Bitch!

[SuperSaiyaPeruvian]

Fuck his wife for leaving him

[mazufun]

the latest news I found in the internet was on bodygeeks, sry I cannot post the link

[snowydro1]

what in the FUCK am i looking at

[GGameBoy11]

@snowydro1 Watch the video THEN ask that question. Oh wait... its ANSWERED in the video.

[mstrawder66]

@111reallybored LOL :D

[missvietnamgirl]

i really feel for you i cried in this :(

[joel5673ify]

Get well soon dede

[mstrawder66]

@shaun649 ur a piece of shit you fucken bitch

[mstrawder66]

you guys are fucking assholes how could you say all this rude shit fuck all you guys that are making these ridiculous comments grow up! what if that was you! best hopes for this guy tho i hope he gets better

[111reallybored]

@mstrawder66 leaf tree man alone!, leaf him alone!!!

[SecretMountainTroll]

@111reallybored wat if he wants help?

[PinpjJ10205]

@111reallybored You're a tool. UNORIGINAL.

[mushroom4218]

@111reallybored you really think it is a joke

[shaun649]

lol dats one ugly ass nigga lmao fuck everyone

[alananarox]

I wonder if it hurt to have a wart cut off like that.

[malsolv]

@alananarox I think not, Theres anti biotic use, 2ndly, Warts are external growths with no connection to our nerves i presume? Then it shouldt =X Bless shim though

[meni5678]

this IS funny as hell. my sence of humor is mine and mine alone, nothing you say wil change it. there is no reason to argue, i feel pity for this man, but i also find it funny.

[PhillyKutsProduction]

Poor guy, reminds me of Edward Scissorhands.... Winona Ryder: " Hold me...... "Dede: "I can't"

[lovetodance]

I can't even imagine what he goes through everyday. Hope they can find a way to get it under control. 

[ogredan100]

@pivotkid85 it wasn't caused from him cutting his knee, that's what he think caused it. What really happened was that someone gave him the human papilloma virus through skin to skin contact, and unfortunately his immune system is incapable if fighting the virus, so the virus caused continuous wart growth. Normal people who get HPV develop a couple of warts that usually go away quickly.

[jazzmeltsface]

he should be nerfed. tree form suppose to be a 3min cd

[xxMrRandomGamerxx]

hes a restro druid!!! (wow players will understand)

[smartidiots]

@xxMrRandomGamerxx lol

[pivotkid85]

its scary how all this started because he cut his knee

[IPlayInBeastMode]

Imagine getting whacked in the face with that big ol' clubber. 

[FlyingTurtleSoup]

@nicolenavaloXO No, but i'm glad you can get off to those fantasies :)

[FlyingTurtleSoup]

@nicolenavaloXO Nice comeback, I'm pretty sure you love to fantasize about teenagers getting shat on

[kayla6182]

your damn mean!! all dose who made jokes!!! no consideration!!!! and i understand bahasa indo because im an indonesian who speaks good english!! all does who make jokes are mean and inconsiderate!!

[987Mars]

Where is Dr. House in this documentary?

[sagcham]

@FlyingTurtleSoup  asshole!, show respect!

[FlyingTurtleSoup]

@sagcham

Asshole (n)- See Also: Jokes

[SoulflySouls]

Wow... Poor Man =/ I Pray For Him, Dear Lord Please Cure This Man.

[tallicalad]

Thanks for putting this up!

[no1doesitlikeme]

Someone get that man some Bazuka!

[lordboscojr]

@no1doesitlikeme ? huh i dont get it

[fluorescentcentipede]

look the comments and call me stupid about being pesimistic and hate society..

[Llewellen1]

@justinbieberhater524 imagine if YOU had a YOUtube account made about YOU!!!!!! idiot

[tonewheeler76]

put the pipe in the bag haha i feel sorry for dede but sure i would be smoking a lot of ganja if i was in his condition

[SongCoverVEVO]

THAT's WHAT YOU GET FOR GUTTING OFF YOU LEG !!!!!

[SongCoverVEVO]

Ehhhhhhh his watt

[fugdkn]

these are the kind of things that make me happy to be healthy

[MrTheworm88]

i feel realy bad but i cant stop watching these surgery shows

[nicolechen43]

for all the people who posted bad comments what if you had warts all over your skin and everbody called you treeman/woman and taken away from your family how would you feel

[appleintosh]

if i won the lottery i would give it all to this guy

[TextToSpeechtv]

@appleintosh no u wouldnt

[daddlepops]

@appleintosh same

[xSylvass]

@appleintosh no you wouldent

[mrkinght208]

how could that grow on his skin?

[Darkulable]

poor him screw you all that says bad comments think if that would be you!!!!!!!!!

[TheZentria]

Hes an ENT o.o

[captainclick728]

That's exacly a show of how corrupt goverments react "when we found out he was still living"

YOU DONT JUST MISS THE DEATH OF A HUMAN TREE!!

How did they get our number?

Invasion of privacy

Immediate surgery wich obviosly won't help..

Going for the easy way out with the most publicity that costs least

[ajes7fold]

his samples = priceless

[MrAlternativeComedy]

4:15-4:24 He's speaking English why are there subtitles?

[lexstayunite]

EW by Lady Gaga

[Lasadialarwen]

get better soon, I'll pray for you! xoxoxox

[ITzxXWizzleManXx]

Sucks for him.



[GodsProd]

poor man, hopes he gets better

[14jayfresh]

coolest thing i ever saw in my life



[iEatpottato]

i wanna just scratch them all off

[AnimalLoverGirlCutie]

@iEatpottato i would too

[Fastfart007]

What's happen to him

[mrdota44]

Omg..He got virus already thats ok,THEN HE SMOKE 5XWORST......

[shakk8312]

this is soo scary

[smittey000]

Why is this hard to masturbate to?

[booboo11ization]

@smittey000 dude u sick perv shut the fuck u what if this happend to u

[ODsDalton]

@smittey000 Asshole.

[Berrylaff]

I bet he could become one mean ass boxer with those mittens.

[lvanhorn2]

how does he masturbate?!

[calebbenji]

JETLI2012 IF YOU THINK ITS SO FUNNY THEN WAT IF YOU GOT IT !!!!!!

[L0932]

I'm just glad that im able to wipe my ass

[DaGangstaBangsta]

why does everyone make fucking tree-jokes? he is not really half a tree, these are warts! its a desease and its not funny

[ruster1971]

@DaGangstaBangsta Yea... seriously guys, its not funny. This is serious. Leaf him alone!

[111reallybored]

@DaGangstaBangsta people should just leaf him alone huh?

[Dillan44]

@DaGangstaBangsta if you look real close... you can see him sportin' some wood

[JocelynBridgetAnne]

@DaGangstaBangsta yeah ok she\he is right u assholes fuck it ad suck don't say shit

[Soyokaze17]

wes!!!! sampe presiden tau!!!! gile. gw aj di Jakarta, dia gk tau gw. tapi yah, gw lebih enak gk diketahuin daripada dapet penyakit gituan, tapi jari ketawan. (wow!!!! even the presiden knows!!! I love in Jakarta, and I'm unknown. Bu, Id rather be like this and unknown than be like Dede.)

[omn1dex]

this vdeo reminds me of how annoying and intrusive The Press is

[justinbieberhater524]

@Raiden2005X every thing u just is so tru

[justinbieberhater524]

@JETLI2012 omg u r a sick sick person!!!!!!!!! well guess wat it IS a disease so it could happen to YOU!!!!!!! i doubt anyone likes you oh and dont respond to ths cause i dont wanna have anything to do with ur sick mind btw to the people who arent the jetl guy its from an old comment he posted

[Raiden2005X]

@justinbieberhater524 I wouldn't worry about Idiots like JETLI2012. Not only has he proven that idiots like him are worthless parasites that should be stomped out of existance and that he is a heartless bastard that will most likely Live and Die alone.

[beccatudexxx]

dude tht would be awesome no one could acuse u of litterin or anything you wud jusht be like...erm no im helpin the enviroment adapt so peaople can turn into candy bars instead of tress

[JETLI2012]

So, do any of you think that he could still go swimming? I mean... all the girls will notice he's got WOOD under those swimming TRUNKS. XD I wonder if he can use a computer... I mean, imagine LOGGING on with hands like those? He's probably a Virgo... LOL !! Born in SEPTIMBER. XD

[Pop1075]

@JETLI2012 Y r u posting this stupid thing all over the Treeman video? U think this is a joke?? KEep making fun of it..but we'll c wat happens 2 u @ the end. Wat goes around comes around.

[mama9048]

i wil put you right next to my flowerbed

[DieStylischeKartoffe]

Thats a damn fake....

[DJMetroPlexOffical]

imagine getting back-handed with his right hand

[ThePolkovnik]

The authorities twigged on, and then he was taken to private branch of the hospital, so the doctors could get to the root of the problem.

But the media wouldn't leaf him alone.

[scumgod13]

What they can just take you to the hospital against your will there? man, I have refused treatment with blood squirting out of my head and face after a car wreck. A cop brought me home. Why couldn't he just say I'm not going anywhere with you get the fuck off my property!He was already being treated by a Dr.

[wizardnoodles054]

@scumgod13 the president demanded it, its different

[scumgod13]

Wonder why these weird diseases always happens in Indonesia or some other far away country, 3rd word countries.What is over there? There are a band of freak right here in the Southern US and Rebel Scum the Movie follows them.The trailer is on here.The other guy I feel so bad for is the one they call the elephant man.He had 33 lbs of tumor removed from his face!Kinda makes me less depressed about my Crooked nose that's been broke repeatedly and missing teeth.I'm not a good looking guy,but damn!

[chaoswar754]

I bet he gets morning wood.

[dapoculos13]

wooden hands,wooden feet,wooden dick & balls?

[blowmeplzzz]

@dapoculos13 professor xavier to late...the government took him away

[CTFightNight]

only in these broke ass countries this shit happens

[GoldenGoldeneye]

Call a Lumberjack,maybe you get some good campfire out of him..Unidentified woodpieces,maybe we should breed more of these people to get another energy source or something..

[GoldenGoldeneye]

maybe he's a druid from WoW

[iNIKERi]

is it prove that those things are really from wood ?

[frootloopwarriors]

Truly amazing.

[UglyRats]

did they not try weed killer??

[justinbieberhater524]

poor man and to all of you who are making mean comments well imagine if this happened to YOU!!!!!!!!!

[JETLI2012]

@justinbieberhater524

I WOOD agree with you, but this is way too funny !!!! ROFL !!! XD LOL !!!

[wieserd]

@justinbieberhater524 blahblahblah...

if you look funny at life, you love it whatever happens...

[smittey000]

@justinbieberhater524 coming from a guy named justinbieberhater.......talkin­g about not hating good stuff

[l33tMaster1337]

@justinbieberhater524

If this would happen to me, I would go into my Gardern and wont move my Arse anymore.

CAUSE I AM A TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dont you see, that these Kind of Diseases only happen in Arabic and Indian Countries?

Its their own Fault if they "dont want to be" like the West. But atleast we dont have Walking Trees here.

[The1dark7]

@l33tMaster1337 This is neither an Arabic country or an Indian country. -.-

You're ignorant.

[l33tMaster1337]

@The1dark7

It´s the FAR EAST.....enough said.

[pantherpowerlifter22]

All the poor guy wants to do is work and support his family.. why dose this stuff happen to good people

[Pop1075]

@pantherpowerlifter22 omg i know...i think that the bad pple the 1s that r pure evil & selfish get wat they want..but the good 1s have 2 suffer. 

[MrFreddieBurgoyne]

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Pop1075]

@MrFreddieBurgoyne What is wrong with u? UR sure showing ur true color here...wat it happens 2 u? How would u feel? PPL like u won't understand nothing cz y'all don't have a heart.

[MrFreddieBurgoyne]

@Pop1075 I was simply expressing my horror at his affliction. 

[neiwit]

semoga Allah sembuhkan dye..insyaallah..

[Amp1tude]

at least he never has to buy a Halloween costume.

[Asyamau5]

wait is it really wood? if yes poor man i mean it is really sad :( @Emza1000 thing? really? Just because a disease you cant call someone "thing"!

[Emza1000]

poor thing

[MaelStromRoy]

HOW did he have sex tho... as in literally? Did she survive? Im genuinely concerned

[Lasadialarwen]

@MaelStromRoy wtf!

[xXLootBagXx]

So he has a wooden woody?

[herpderp312]

Why didn't they help him all those years he was suffering and just now decide it's "urgent" when someone tries to save him? Bastards are just trying to save face...

[PRLatino22]

@herpderp312 no one knew about him till some one saw him on TV then a doctor wanted to help

[Famesweets]

this is why i love myself and appreciate that i am who i am

[Dannnneh]

@Famesweets you god damn egoist

[Famesweets]

@Dannnneh All I'm saying is I'm glad that I am who I am. I'm not making fun of the guy. Or thinking I'm better than him. I'm just glad I'm me......

[Dannnneh]

@Famesweets omg that's such an egoistic thing to say, you care only about yourself and you think you are the center of the world and that it evolves around you, people like you should DIE!!!

nah just kidding

[1001001mike]

Oh, it was American doctors who did this. Then I guess I can say this: "America - like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody and still nobody likes him." -?