How to successfully FAIL at Portal, Part 2

[SuperNinjateddybear]

i get TWO cookies?

[neverominin]

WHy did I watch this for the full ten minutes???

[poorlymadeproduction]

rename it to wheatley plays portal

[supahsnuffy]

@poorlymadeproduction WRONG ACCENT D:

[TheMysteryWolf249]

Momentum: A function of mass and velocity is conserved between portals. In lame- men's terms, speedy-thing goes in, speedy-thing comes out.

[SicilianEskimo]

@TheMysteryWolf249 Lame-men? Really? It's "layman".

[Jonathandude123]

Most swears said in a you tube video!

[TheKenToMen]

the cube doesn't like you

[fram4153]

How to fail at portal:

1) pick an advanced map

2) don't waste time aiming, just shoot at the first possible opportunity

3) if you don't know what's going on, just back into the portal you just came out of

3) read this again, not realizing it's just another #3

4) wave at the turrets, they're your friends!

5) swear after everything you do

6) when you're tired, just go for a swim in the lovely turpentine lake

7) make a video of your exciting adventures and put it up on youtube

[99drunkenmknkey99]

@fram4153 the point of not wasting time aiming is cause he was doing speed runs, please know whats going on yourself before trying to be witty.

[fram4153]

@99drunkenmknkey99 I know full well what's going on, "don't waste time aiming" is often used as a sarcastic way of indicating that someone's being reckless/careless when it comes to accuracy. it should be pretty obvious that he didn't make a conscious effort to discipline himself as time went on... which accounts for most of the fail in this video.

PS: sarcasm and wittiness go hand-in-hand. please know what's going on yourself before trying to troll

[TheBizzeb]

pu sv_cheats on and put god mode so you dont hvae to worrie about those turrets

:D

[ThePimpachu1]

@TheBizzeb

sir, that is called being terrible at the game

[TheBizzeb]

@ThePimpachu1 sir that is just having fun with the game

[nofilenamed]

he won't give up :D

[baragon12]

"into drink as well."

[DragosTheGod]

Please make a 3rd one.

[MrGenzo13]

You said a bad word! Go to your room!

[xBlacktorch]

Open auto translation :D

[harbingerofelves]

im not even angry,

im being so

OH FUCK THAT SHIT

[violent76669]

fuck off red beam of death!

[shanedawsentv3]

you sound a bit like wheately

[church132]

@shanedawsentv3 not at all. no. no no no no no. get it? no.

[lukeme99]

turn on closed captions! very funny!

[josipbabok2]

1:07 "oh f*ck, BON!!

[davidjeffers28227]

4:25

[3rrOrVirus]

In The Fucking Wall, Gezus!

[iMattokun]

minted drink, how nice.

[DesiredToDivine]

Ten fails, make a WIN!

[pkerch00b1]

Lol i would have raged quitted a long time ago XD

[sisisspore]

i would fail at trying to fail at failing portal, i always fail...

[evolvedape10000]

@sisisspore which means you win

[sisisspore]

@evolvedape10000 no, would fail : /

[evolvedape10000]

@sisisspore UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH? lol

[sisisspore]

@evolvedape10000 how ironic... i just failed at making you understand my failures... XD

[evolvedape10000]

@sisisspore lololol

[ustupidirule70]

Into drink...?

[ENDORPHINSAM]

7:51, I hate it when my Portal man get's ejaculated at full speed too :\

lol

[TheAndrewGluck]

you said fuck like 50 times O.o

[Cartoonyworld109]

I would fail at failing at portal because I fail at everything.

[ENDORPHINSAM]

@Cartoonyworld109 I would fail at failing trying to fail at portal, because I fail at failing, even If I fail when I try to fail at failing, I still fail.

Fail.

[Cartoonyworld109]

@ENDORPHINSAM .__.

[SylviaMorningStar]

He's gonna make Portal 2 his bitch. I just know it

[Elanus19]

"This is how u do it da nooby-way...", he is talking about me!

[daeheadshot]

@ 0:53 it is NOT a wall its a roof

[NickXDDX]

@daeheadshot its a wall..

[massivejack10]

i spent 10 mins of my life watching you fail and i loved every second shit god fuck this fucking cube its not even a companion cube!!!!!!!1 ooooohhhh shit!!!! hilarious!!!!!!1

[FatalityVirez]

what was that on 3:18 ? that was EPICNESS

[B1k0u]

"This is the newbie way to do it" *ends up in a completely different spot*

[Roxas5409]

LOL he said "Fuck!!!" 48 times

[theflyingcatz]

lol " fucking lego bricks! walls to fucking small to shoot!" ha ha ha your awesome i love your videos "hit the fucking wall! JESUS!!!!"

[NickXDDX]

"Oh he's hit it"

[RequiemforDream9]

Fuck you all, I'm off into drink.

[Dexus19]

too much coffee man... :D

[JPL2000]

its just like james bond with a cool gun and all except now he has a license to swear

[themelanator1]

this might sound weird but i love ur acent

[Failedguy07]

0:00 "junk junk junk po.. what the..what the in that cu dere" XD

epic accent

[MegaTuroc]

stop restarting it retard

[nobluetown]

@MegaTuroc Well, you can't just MAGICALLY change the video when ever you want retard

[TheGamerDued1998]

he says fucking every 2-3 sentances

[zephan12]

you are my hero. its like mario bros frustration: portal edition!

[LetumFilms]

6:20 = Fail.

[TheSPARTANJ13]

3:31 that's what she said.

[expatfraser]

Fook you all a'm off Int'u Drink!

Aww, eh, Aww, Int'u, ugh...(sigh)

[WizMan95]

what accent are you?

[area51l]

@WizMan95 He sounds English.

Perhaps around London?

[alcino723]

You **** a lot @@

[hexsumurai]

bahahhaa lol fuck of red beem of death

[ieetmelon]

im making a note here

HUGE FAILIER

[KonanSage]

LEGO BRICK XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDD

[WOWismygameYEAH]

why do u keep reloading it if u miss that shot?? u can just try to shoot the portal again xD

[KIRSTROMI]

@WOWismygameYEAH He's doing a speed run, so he doesn't want to waste any time.

[nicemikkel10]

O wicka wikca it not today 0:04?

beatbox of some sort?

[cokefan3]

@nicemikkel10 get that from mevenson3? lame........

[nicemikkel10]

@cokefan3 ytghtyyty7y6uy6ttedrfty67uytrf­rty67uuerfty67u

[Cartman52990]

this guy is BEAST !!!!!!!!

[DanteForever20XX]

These bring back memories :P

[JohnBigOz]

Why are you hurrying? You doing a speed run or something?

[TheBigmackjackable]

@JohnBigOz He said he is about 6 times in the video.

[JohnBigOz]

@TheBigmackjackable I didn't catch it and seeing him fail so many times got lil bit boring HAHA!

[mohaalover500]

jezus you are bad

[venusasaboy]

So funny. Sheffield?

[AlxndrJG]

i lol'd my ass off at 3:12 XD!!! epic!

[bob10023]

He sounds like Gerard Butler.

[SRH911]

Accent is so cuuute! :D

[Zimer100]

2:58 Nohhh , Nohhh ,Neooohhh Fuck me...

[Pokenerd2012]

jump jump jump lol

[Take1bloopers]

Oh, and the cubes gone... and im in the drink.

[jeremie1st]

maan, you're SO AMUSING! love ya ^^

[masterdeathify]

Why do you not kill a single android, seriously.

[Bluebott1]

lol why not kill the androids ?

[Snaffer01]

@Bluebott1 Because its a speed run. You don't have time to kill 'em

[friggincake]

@Bluebott1 because he's Chuck Norris. and Chuck Norris doesn't have time to kill the turrets. >:I

[theentarnalhorror95]

This is really fucking funny

[alaskanhybrid]

I dont blame your skill i blame the damn stupid cube

[maxwellmanforlife]

i love your videos lol especially when u say FUCK U ALL I AM OFF TO THE DRINK

[Speelwow]

That ya wont get bored...

[DukeLeto1994]

"Fuck that lego brick"

[TheSuperMathemagicia]

@DukeLeto1994

He acctually says "Fucking lego brick". Geez.

[terekevadexD]

How was the Drink?

[NeddyName]

@terekevadexD It tasted like ASS. D:<

[combatdude29]

you do fail, but il give you credit for being able to play that lvl that fast, lol!

[Kasscne]

Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Fuckin mised as usual XDDD

[HTDIdanish]

this is my new fav video on youtube :D

[crzykd1305]

aww aww ati awgh XD Engrish are your speciality

[3m0hyphy]

I love how he's all, "What the fuck.. BUTTON?!" like he's about to pick a fight with it.

[Ankhareon]

I was like this on the challenge maps. The timed turret one was INSANE and I must've taken twice that many tries at least.

[ilovewarhammer40k]

ur the most epic guy ive ever seen (at failing....)!!!!!!!!

[josh2006master]

what did u use to record? is it free?

[Grassyfrog]

@josh2006master he probably used the source recorder or camtasia or something.

[pikafan125]

@Grassyfrog he says fraps in his first video

[TheLeon5000]

i may spoil overthegun but i completed all adance chambers

[BinAlladin]

you are all gays,you only play game and do nothing else...you all are loosers no future

[shaneSPARTAN054]

@BinAlladin wow, stereotype all of us for no reason, just because someone plays a game for a few hours doesn't mean they have no life. just STFU cuz theres no reason for anything you said.

[BinAlladin]

@shaneSPARTAN054 you have right....

[Ruthzilla]

LOL.  I can relate to this guy. I've had many fails on the advanced portal maps as well.

[sporemisio]

epic fail!

[brainlesnerd42]

the name suits the vid: FAIL

[Savahax]

Oh my damn, i watched them both you crazy britfag, and loved it

[amkillz1]

lol @ drink

[iseealavalamp]

pure awesome

[Zoast]

02:08

Jump jump jump jump...

Miss... as ussual.

[Hidioshe]

jump jumpj ump :D

[timbreman]

lmao!

[KaTzaNdSTuFf]

Dead before I hit tha floor and the drink aswell.

[OIympus]

Hahahaha :D

[JessicaAndCompany]

You could've saved yourself by alternating orange and blue portals in the last part instead of reshooting the one you shot out of. As long as you don't move yourself in mid-air, you'll come back down through the same hole and out the new one.

[Mr00Ted]

@JessicaAndCompany

he tried that first and missed, i believe, so figured its better safe than sorry and reshoot.

[DVGTS1]

so much fail it's a win

[korytovar]

Love seeing others fail. haha

[xbodude]

wow full vid of successful (FAIL!)

[lambo556]

lmfao i love this video hilarious 5\5

[Aceb93]

I enjoyed seeing u suck ass.

That was so awesome. I hope to see more videos :D

[NoLimitsMakerRob]

lol, at least u tried :D

[MTXCLAN]

Hilarious fun :D Subscribed :) 5/5 Keep making those fun vids!

[VVLBen]

he says all 20sec. "fuck" xDD

[FlippyCatProductions]

spawn a storage box yourelf lol (DOWN, B, A, B, Y) X2

[tager4000]

hey on Pc not xbox 360

[FlippyCatProductions]

Oh lol sorry

[Pieop37]

BUTTON LOL

[Austinw16]

he blaimes everything but him self you sir should be a comedian would love to just watch you bitch

[Bonfireten]

in the last level i actually took out every turret before getting over it took forever.

[comeonworkalready]

yeah me too

[viciokas1993]

Man, this game looks like something as random as it gets LOL

[megadude405]

What the fuck-button?

[BarneyCelhoun]

6:20 to 6:27 more as epic fail :D

[lego312]

Wait... You drink... NEUROTOXIN?!?!?!?!

[hellstudios]

"fuck that lego brick"

[mevenson3]

0:04 excellent rapping and/or beatbox

[TheJeako]

@mevenson3 lol haha

[zephan12]

@mevenson3

chum chum chum por aww wutachitachudere?

[1aundulxaldin]

This so redundantly hilarious, it fucking killed me. 5 Stars.

[DarkAslox]

You will be burned, and then there will be cake.

[ThreeSixXero]

The cake is a lie....

[DJLukas93]

3:03 xD lawl fail

[BarneyCelhoun]

you mean EPIC fail :D

[legobulbasaur]

This video is a huge success.

5 stars :D

...Crap I'm outta cake.

[dudewith1000logins]

portal+FAIL=MEGALULZ!!!!!!!!

[HinoanFederation]

Lol Epic Phail there too many times.

[ZombieGangster12]

you said "Fuck me." about 30 times. LOL

[xXSynisterVenganceXx]

Fuck that Lego brick! And I think you brought your A Game 8 or 9 times LOL

[Jigjaguo]

"Fuck you all, I'm off into the drink"

=D

5 stars =D

[zeldamstr666]

test chamber 18 start is beautiful

[DevilTrito]

Dude if you suck ass, I suck over NINE THOUSAND asses. I can NEVER complete Chamber 17 on Advanced.. the water lags my shitty PC WAY too much XD;

[flyguy813]

he sounds like my favorite youtube person: "Zellhazard"

[faen5863]

Why does this video have less than 1/3 the views of the first one?

[Lonehwolf1]

Ye wondering myself, is awesome vid. Thumbs up to the maker, you're funny ;)

[tropicalthunder98]

I agree,Iike them 2!

[leafgoodboy]

I like french fries

[DDragon0258]

i'm up and over . . . and the cube is gone?!

[victoroos]

You love portal I can hear it ;)

[7Comic7mischief7]

You're pretty funny, mate.