Family Guy - Albert Einstein

[universaljumper333]

@Doctor4077 hahahahah,you right!!

[MadGuyMunich]

hmm funny. Family Guy makes jokes about a german stealing some science. If I remember right, USA was the one who stole all the patents from Germany after WW2?

[NeverAloneForever]

@MadGuyMunich Hmm. Did that last sentence need a question mark? Anyway, I thought it was that they stole the Nazis and brought them over here. Regardless, he's stealing it from another German. You might as well count it as an offensive joke on jews.

[UltimateBonerman]

Science- 1 God- 0

[TheBrickKid13]

@UltimateBonerman Correction

Science- 2

God-0

He killed Gos AND stole the cookies

[WalkthroughsMadeEasy]

Was God baking Justin Bieber's testicles?

[tiosopaman]

one time i dreamed i cured cancer, then out of nowhere i saw Einstein bash my head against a wall. maybe i was dreaming, maybe...

[ronieitan]

I didn't understand the JOKE.

[azu0nyan]

oh fucking stop making jokes about that man.

[shoptilidrop1994]

woah, check it out. xD at :09 einstein's eyes just kind of pop out.

[ChrisN3992]

How the hell did he get into heaven if that's the way he treated god? :L

[Blackman1000ify]

Einstein's Revenge. Kicks a german's ass. "That's for the holocaust". And then he goes to heaven to kick God's ass. "That's for letting it happen" said Einstein

[mcJoeRobs]

0:09 popping eyes

[Darty105]

No, Einstein was the genius, but he had a hard time doing simple calculations because he skipped school. He needed his wife to help him.

[thinker6236]

the irony, Jew beating up a german.

[WillShakespeare2007]

@thinker6236 - Einstein was German that is why it is set in Germany.

[thinker6236]

@WillShakespeare2007 oh, i know that. but still funny a jew beating up german.

[neoarcadezr]

Does this sketch have anything to do with Einsteins 1st wife ....who many believe is the real genius behind him that never got any credit

[WillShakespeare2007]

@neoarcadezr - No the joke is just that Einstein used to work at a patent office so they are saying he stole the idea.

[Doctor4077]

0:09 Einsteins eyes pop out for a second

[kinsley2108]

@Doctor4077 Good spotting.

[GameGeyser]

Einstein never wore socks, he must have gotten some blisters from those sneakers

[Vince4324]

EINSTEIN MOTHER F*CKERS!

[BlindFlowMC]

IT WORKS!

Look how tiny they are!!

Oomph!

[loke177]

Albert, no one fucks with him, not even God.

think I just got me a new hero <3333

[TheFantasticTom]

to bad all these clips will be gone if congress passes those bills

[RobertMitchellX]

The funny thing is, this is kind of what Thomas Edison did before he invented the lightbulb.

[shiftybball32]

press 8 lol

[iHackyTV]

Press 1 and then immidiatley 2 XD ...pe.nis.. XD

[Junokaii]

Pretty swanky Jew-jitsu there Einstein

[PivotPiAnimations]

@Chasee333 It's funny because Einstien was Jewish

[MrTrayjenkins]

@PivotPiAnimations It's funny because he was agnostic.

[Chasee333]

@SWATknife dude u have issues Einstein didn't believe in god and neither do I so get over it

[XxTheStealthyClownxX]

Oh Geez man, first suggestion literally scared me *shivers*

[oneaim333]

Fucking retards they are trying to say that enstein stealed idea's!!!!!

[robsterbot2006]

Why has god stolen Stan Smiths voice?

[SWATknife]

This is dumb... Even einstein believes in god

[sergiop22]

@SWATknife He was agnostic so not really

[SWATknife]

@sergiop22 shut up fag ur a stupid idiot

[MrCracker21]

@SWATknife Fuck you and your intolerant God. Einstein was agnostic so fuck off.

[GamerAzoonux]

@SWATknife Einstein claimed himself to be a deeply religious non-believer.

[28veggie]

einstein is now the reason i will listen in science

[TheSman515]

Anyone else think that Einstein is dressed like The Doctor?

[tanoshiimominikka]

einstein steal other pepols ideas

[TheSuperZerosShow]

What season and episode?

[Aperrentis]

@MIGARAC It was a different cutaway.

[Irken45]

This is how it really happened lol

[tanoshiimominikka]

what episode?

[mini1gerbel]

this made me laugh so hard the first time I saw this on family guy

[anthemofadam]

this is pretty much how it went down. obvious too after you try to find any documentation of einstein actually speaking about this stuff without a script or doing more work in science.

[tomasusan]

@anthemofadam You're probably trolling, but I'll respond anyway... Einstein won the Nobel prize for his work on the photoelectric effect (unrelated to relativity). He also gave dozens of very famous lectures all over Europe regarding his work on Relativity before the final paper on General Relativity was even published. He couldn't have been more legitimate.

[lm3233]

@tomasusan yeah, most people forget that ... his work in the photoelectric effect effectively revolutionized how people look at materials science and even general chemistry ... the theory of relativity, while nice, only pertains to some fields of physics or astrophysics (I mean, if you don't want to touch it, you really don't have to)

[TheBuildingMachines]

This shows how much doushe einstein really was

[Bloodinheaven1]

jajjaja EINSTEIN RULES!!!!

[allen87white]

More People disliked the one with God and Cookies than this one -_-

[MrGuitar5203]

hey, everybody, Einstein is a big fat phony!

[2003warman]

keep pressing 9

[DrJewlicious]

God in this clip sounds just like Stan Smith from American Dad!

[MegaJflanagan]

so einstein wasn't smart!

[Ektherion00]

The least trustable guy in the universe: The cashier at the patent office.

[MrBRFB]

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Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?

Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

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WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube revolution!

Thumbs up 2 keep at the top of the page

[Danyarboy]

@MrBRFB no one miss the old youtube anymore dont spam youtube

[bf2lover42]

@Danyarboy I do miss the 5 stars and the fact all the video info was at the right...

[charchadonto]

@MrBRFB remember when there werent a ridicilous amount of thumb whores and attention seekers on youtube? now shut up or do something usefull

[sublogyma]

This is a disgrace to god

[Slapperfish]

I like how God takes the pan out of the oven with cooking mitts on, but Einstein just goes ahead and grabs it like a boss with his bare hands.

[PaulThePuppetier]

@Slapperfish with his bare hands,Saxton Hale style

[Lemileant]

Family Guy making a joke about stealing ideas? Oh the irony.

[TheMariamification]

@Lemileant Is family guy stealing ideas ? I didn't know that...

[Raustlin]

@Lemileant Please explain

[2t22tornadosiren]

@Lemileant That's not really irony, but who cares.

[platefilms]

@lotmein20 look it up it was just look it up

[MCVastDifference]

@platefilms The theory of relativity still stands, so far.

[platefilms]

@lotmein20 yeah he was look it up it was proven wrong

[neoarcadezr]

what are they trying to say in this video?

[gatlin127]

einstein was a thug. Einstein BITCH!!

[red44ever]

The funny thing is that tis is all true, all man einstien stole from other scientists. The fucking numpty couldn't even get into a swiss tech school because he failed the math entrance exam and he came up with all these theories? Yea, if he came up with those ideas, than i am elvis presley merged with optimus prime.

[Longmachao]

@red44ever I hope your not being serious... you know sarcasm doesn't work well in text. Also, if that was sarcasm ur doing it wrong.

[platefilms]

hahaha einstiein was proven wrong on his theory of relativity but thats just school talk........we tried to fly

[Albert7980]

Did anyone see Einstein eyes come out at 0:08?

[shroomingnewman]

@Albert7980 i didnt catch that :(

[unjabajunja]

@Albert7980

No.

[kiko19972]

@Albert7980 yes

[yayacomment]

@Albert7980 Cheap Korean animation does that sometimes XD

[supercrapnstuff11]

@Albert7980 i will have you know animators get really bored, atleast that what my friend says

[thevaultboy3000]

@halcyon0830 ....... that website is the most amount of bullcrap i have ever seen its just filled with shit anyone could guess einstein was a gr8 man so shut up

[stardestroyer85]

look how small they are :3

[starpower264]

I KNEW IT!!!

[noergelstein]

If it wouldn't be Smith but Voigt or Lorentz it would have been more historically Accurate.

Also Einsten never named his work relativity and even disliked that name.

[MsThermoNuclear]

he worked for the swiss patent-office

[Lingstahle]

I did not see the God part. >__<

[commando2224]

Did anybody notice albert einsteins eye popped out when he was slaming that bar thing on that guys head lol

[wifiwizard4874]

To fix the second to top comment problem. Thumbs up this comment if you noticed they where shrinky dinks not cookies.

[clubpenguin13531]

so G, God used oven mitts but Einstein used his bare hands

[zzzaaa09900]

funny how einstein thoery been proven wrong.

[Davis4037]

@zzzaaa09900 say WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAT

[JHoward393]

Einstein shouldn't have stolen those cookies from God... that's a paddlin' ! 

[soulripper31]

Press on 5 without taking your finger of it and you'll see Smith giving Einstein a blowjob.

[Boogyman4050]

@halcyon0830...Which part was proven wrong? There is nothing wrong with E = MC2.

[Highlander1191]

@halcyon0830 ohh suprise suprise, none of these sites exist

[funnyt74228]

anyone else notice at some time between 7 & 9 his eyes pop out of his head? O_o

[NinjaGuy1208]

wanted Albert Einstein for stealing papers and cookies

[AntiHamster500]

@NinjaGuy1208 actually they were shrinky-dinks

[Davis4037]

@NinjaGuy1208 not cookies, shrinky dinks

[mrvector3000]

@NinjaGuy1208 actually shrinky dinks

[TheNevii]

@NinjaGuy1208 Shrinkiedinks*

[Darkness19Z]

@NinjaGuy1208 he wasn't stealing cookies he was stealing shrinky dinks from god

[SanguisDiabolus]

@NinjaGuy1208 They're shrinky dinks, not cookies.

[Stopsuckingatguitar]

@NinjaGuy1208 they weren't cookies. They were shrinky dinks.



[Mremiliotheplayer]

@NinjaGuy1208 not cookies shrinky dinks

[lemondragon18]

@NinjaGuy1208 actually they were Shrinky-Dinks

[42Tigergirl]

@NinjaGuy1208 I think they were Shrinky Dinks not cookies

[MoultonProductions]

@NinjaGuy1208 They're not cookies.

[TheOboreruFish]

@NinjaGuy1208 they're shrinky dinks. not cookies.

[wolfkniteX]

@NinjaGuy1208 They're not cookies, they're shrinkie-dinks

[FEAR709]

@NinjaGuy1208 Dead or Alive?

[MVASNOOPY]

do NOT press 8 repedetly

[ntrayweusa]

I'M EINSTEIN BITCH

[GGirl8848]

So Einstein stole the Theory Of Relativity AND Shrinky Dinks!

[beardedcollie39]

you can't patent a theory lol (i'm a law student )

[clipmaster30001]

@beardedcollie39 theory of relativity isnt really a theory because its actually a law, so can you patent a law

[jonathoncoward1994]

And the voice of loisees dad carter plus dr heartman

[apocalypse105]

Anyone noticed that the god from family guy has the voice of stan from american dad? It has at least his voice in this clip

[vulgixtrax]

Did his eyes almost pop out?

[drumandBEEE]

funny thing is the first part is real..

[Boogyman4050]

@TG1212able...True, but Einstein worked as a patent clerk and back then, who knows what someone would "try to patent", if your theory contained formulas to create something sellable. Normally, you'd be right though. Seth went overboard as usual. LOL

[awesomesantiogo]

I'll never look at Einstein the same way ever again.

[JaggedSnowWolf]

And Einstein call it, 'The Theory of KICKING YOUR ASS AND STEALING YOUR IDEAS!' >:P

[flamingacdc1]

push 8 to see god eat it

[deathbforgot]

press 5 to see einsteins eyes bug out o.O

[Strankcore]

oh thats the joke.... i think lol

[Menoz511]

Is it me, or are Einstein's eyes dislocated at 0:08?

[SecretSpetsnaz]

@Menoz511 I saw it too

[Menoz511]

@SecretSpetsnaz Cheers (:

[Pwned331]

Einstein made shrinky dinks?

[bemyspaced]

@TG1212able I have a Property Law midterm tomorrow, and I was thinking the same thing lol

[jromanr01]

somedody didn't like Alberts epic rap battle

[TG1212able]

You don't get patents for scientific theories.

[1983parrothead]

Einstein's eyes popped at 0:08.

[CrazyBluePrime]

I like how God needs oven mitts to take out the pan but Einstein is such a badass he grabs them with his bare hands.

[Menoz511]

@CrazyBluePrime I'm sure that the writers didn't even do that on purpose xD

[wowpat449]

@CrazyBluePrime LMFAO

[pangolemmo]

@CrazyBluePrime i think there shrinky dinks not cookies

[CrazyBluePrime]

@pangolemmo

When did I talk about cookies?

[pangolemmo]

@CrazyBluePrime sorry it was for NinjaGuy1208

[pangolemmo]

@CrazyBluePrime got confused

[JHoward393]

i bet god would be pretty pissed off after waking up.

[coolboialex]

good ol' Einstein

[Zork56cul]

Thumbs up if u notice that smith sounds like the riddler from batman arkham asylum

[jraposo]

Okay i believe this, he was a jew!

[theBigA1992]

@4hybrid not murdered, just knocked him out cold. He;s sure to wake up eventually

[gnralex1987]

YES i now know what god baked

[ZionistCensorship]

well einstein is a jew so it makes sense he stole everything

[thelightclaw]

@ZionistCensorship youre being racist and if you freeze at 0:09 youl see that his eyes arent in place. that last part add nothing to do with the thing this guy said

[ZionistCensorship]

@thelightclaw what does that have to do with anything? are you retarded?

[TheBronf]

wow he pwned god be must be THE TRUE GOD

[ichbineinGENIE]

heey he's german!

[ignatei]

yeah anishtain was a big fraud

[unulify]

:)

[96Nelkhatib]

Whats the name of that epsiode?

[VobisPacem]

He's still a genius, though. Look. He just flipped through a thick, highly complex manuscript and understood instantly that it's a scientific breakthrough... not to mention figuring up a way to beat up God.