Hypnosis Therapy

[chiefathehippie]

The first video i clicked on was waterslide gone wrong...why the hell am i watching Hypnosis Therapy

[wesleydequeirozporto]

eu fiquei tonto no começo e disisti

[SuperBigdogs12]

ill do wha yu wnt....can ifk ur girlfriend...sure lol

[Rawrxoxoxoxo]

gahhhh. wow :O

[RSR012]

deeper... and still deeper... is this some kind of sexual therapy?

[488Ruby]

Nothing happend to me lol :/

[XxAmberKnightxX]

After 30 seconds my eyes closed and i saw a spiral! WEIRD.

[aethelwyne03]

@XxAmberKnightxX it works like that if u stare at sumthing for a long time

[TheLostSoulaod]

the imgae keeps moving and its just not working for me

[Miitchhelll]

This actually worked I fell asleep and got up at like half 11 the next day so I was like late for work lol

[adl023]

Looks scary, if you stare long and close enough you see a changing menacing eye with a smile on its face.

[THElluis1]

doesnt work

[defiant289]

he sounds like mooninite dude from aqua teen hunger force

[SvenHellfingers]

Dumb ass! You don't know what you are doing. You are very stupid. This crap doesn't work.

[brokenl0ve1]

this dose not work

[Savedleech]

Lamest voice ever.

[jeepndesert]

makes you gay, don't watch

[1Otime]

@jeepndesert LOL!

[bosquemontania]

hahahahaha  no se inglesssssss

no me pasa nada ...no entiendo nadaaaaa

[tinieblasdelalma]

@bosquemontania ke wena yo tampoko ,, entendi ni wea jajajaja

[xtex3]

my neck felt uncomfortable and started to hurt a little once i started counting upwards.

[rebeccaloren9084]

this is stupid

[SuperBryan2003]

IT WORKED BUT WITH OUT CLOSING MY EYES

[ramonesmuchacha]

@SuperBryan2003 Same here. That was kinda strange though. My eyes have kind of a numbing feeling to them too but it's okay.

[JClovesme99]

i dint know i was supposed to close my eyes...

[AHNKESENAME]

IM SORRY BUT WITH THAT VOICE AND ALL THAT HEAVY BREATHING ALL I COULD DO WAS THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE! LOL

[sailorminimarz]

ill do what you want master...

[TheRandomPerson99]

lol i guess its kind of relaxing

[hypnotize221]

dont watch its a popup

[DigitsCF]

@hypnotize221 Don't lie.

[ChaseManDo]

Thanks, it really helped.

[kitkat4973]

WTF @sshole that was most wasted 3:25 sec. of my life!

[Fitton93]

BRIAN PEPPERS!

[kokilk2]

works well, i feel relaxed :)

[windson7]

thats strange! whenever i almost get hypnotised, something makes me laugh or grin.

[K0Ali]

This realy helps

[Mesaboy20]

gay

[Gardon321]

dude, I feel awesome now, that works physically and mentally :)

[heyxitsxkaye]

creeper much????

[gracie1h4]

very much

[mfalaval]

Voice work ideas? If you have any type of project involving voice-over narration work (commercial, advertising, art, film, etc.) in mind for the voice artist of 'Derrick', then please contact him (Ross Bowden, Box 688, Kindersley, Saskatchewan, Canada, S0L 1S0) directly.

[THEDOG13579]

use audio headphones to increase the effectiveness of your therapayy

[pain10000]

i feel great

[LoveStar556]

wow this is so dumb!!!!! its gay!!!!

[skaterkid5237]

he says to cover up your fiddgety eye balls but yet afterward he says stare into the spiral

[THRE3THEIMMORTAL]

he says to close eyes at about 40 secs

"cover up your fidgety eyeballs with the sheets of your eyelids"

[jdsongwriter]

I tried it but I don't feel any different. Maybe if I try it again it might work

[mommybobbi]

i did everything he said and still.... nothing

[TheWorldgonecrazy]

so why do you bark like a dog every Friday ,,,,,,,ONLY JOKING

[Twilight782]

i cant remember him saying close your eyes either????? hmmmmmmm?????

[SakuraHateYou]

I felt so relaxed and I feeled dizy and numb., it was so cool and creepy

[stev0697657656358987]

hummmm steak but i cant remember him saying close eyes either

[MasterVaati]

It never told me to close my eyes, so my eyes almost poped out of my ehad when he said to open them.

[easybeinggreen2009]

That's scary...how did he know I had abdominal pain?

[dianjc]

almost fell out of my chair

[SelflessWill]

Are you even okay?

[Brenniman65]

Somehow, I think I would always tend to be weary of any videos such as this where one doesn't have a clue as to what sort of subliminal message(s) can be embedded into the content.

[radder555]

MAKES ME WANT CHOCOLATE CANDY .. HMMM

[stoopkid80]

It actually worked!

[stoopkid80]

I was about to fall asleep and my head hit the mouse so it went to another video

[SomeOne1199]

FAIL

[abdujabar]

There is some thing can help to recover

before thought comes to your brain try to stop it,okay when you know thoughts it come look it

throu to your fingers+nail one by one and make some plan about what you going to

do tomrrow,i mean just make your brain busy,do it for few weeks,after you will ask

to your brain what you going to do,may god blees you all who got that problem,that important too

[dreameshyi]

my head hurts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sadousky14]

ok ok ok he told us to cover r eyes with the sheets of r eyelides then told us to look into the spiral wtf?!?!?! something is wrong here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dangerboy3082]

pisses me off, yet so relaxing

[someone12398]

wow my eyes are all blurry

[LiLjiggyXD]

you suck balls, u gave me a headache

[nh0501205]

As a hypno-therapist, this man is covertly hypnotizing people to HAVE abdominal cramps because the brain doesn't recognize the word "not". Please be aware of brain-washing...it occurs so often on u-tube. Not everyone out there is friendly. For true help, contact me for referrals. I only specialize in teenage drug addiction but I know people who can help. Nix

[Briarstudios]

haha, I can feel the abdominal cramp NOT building

lol did you just read : "I can feel the abdominal cramp ... building!

no of corse not, because your brain recognized the word not

[thisisedude]

i agree with ya, s smile 122

[Briarstudios]

shut the fuck up, this vid is awesome, your jsut a immature prick " hello my name is derick and i like balls" seriously, grow up.

[massie28]

I coun'd hear it because me laptop was loading itself...:|

[SSmile122]

im confused

he said watch the spiral..but he also said to close ur eyes..

[gracie1h4]

i know lol, i guess we dont get it cuz we dont need help...

[sexygurl1777]

@SSmile122 i kno me 2

[zxzc77]

@SSmile122 he ment visulize a sprial in your mind...

[Chrissie315]

he said fidgety!! "ROFL" 

[WrittenDisaster]

relaxaaationnnnn yaaayyy

... but i couldn't help but smile and laugh when he was counting and at the cramps and identity crisis lmao

[mgriff1066]

is this for personal manipulation

[Milynia]

The abdominal cramp thing made me laugh.

[Gfreti333]

Terrible...0/5

[tboneha]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[CulturePeaceForever]

This video is verrry effective.I feel like Iam taking the short road from my zen meditation. Can you make one about likeing math? (yes,Iam serious.)

[clockwork3991]

"I do not have abdominal cramps"

hahahaha

[sofakingmeee]

It's sh@t like this that gives hypnosis a bad name. To whoever made this. You are a moron. Giving negative suggestion in trance will just enforce the suggestion. Did you learn hypnosis of of you tube. To anyone who doesn't know about hypnosis. Please disregard this effort...It is totally unprofessional crap. Hypnosis can be a very strong tool in the hands of a professional.

[SaxyRita]

Oh my god when the breathing strted I couldn't help but crack up.

[Shaunbadiathe3rd]

Yeah, the breathing sounded like Darth Vader lol.

[BendyCowgirl]

If you weren't having an identity crisis before you wil after...teling youself you won't do something makes you do it all the more lol.

[InvaderVen]

Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. I'm a chicken now! Hypnotic power! I'm a chicken! bawk, bawk, bawk!

[harryjay88]

i'm about to puke

[tatharlin]

Oh dear...now I have abdominal cramps from laughing so hard.

[TheRedDarkness]

it dosnt work O.o

[ApexCars007]

I wuz like totally into it and then hes all like "you no longer have abdominal and stomach cramps" and I totally just cracked up cuz that just caught me off gaurd.

[fsicaaa1980]

I HAVE A HEADEACK

[lizzam1994]

MAor trance but i am completely calm now

[tycoon121]

thia actually worked for me cause i actually had a stomach ache before this and now i dont and while we were counting back up it felt lilke a was beginning to renotice everything, so i did fall into a trance!! COOL@@

[thepieisready]

How the bloody hell r u supposed to look the spiral if your eyes r closed?!

[loopdiloop89]

lol ya i know, he sounds like a rapist

[denise1011]

heh. that's what i was thinkin.

[thepieisready]

i like the guy's voice but that's the only reason i watch it.

[tycoon121]

lol me to

[thepieisready]

it's relaxing.

[thepieisready]

How the bloody hell r u supposed to look at the spiral when ur eyes r closed?

[tranethan]

nothing

[aldininjo]

great

[elgranto7]

lol

[Argue9]

yo thats pretty sick makes me feel great

[hedges2]

never say what you DON"T WANT in your hypnosis!

[30hzBliss]

thanls for the headace, now i can hzrdly focud om the screeb im lookihg at

[XXxXMCR4EVAXxXX]

oi........ ur just probably hiding summit :D

[balletXoxO13]

good one you might as well go around and call people poo face

you are so immature

[RyanVanVeen]

lol the thing looks like the logo of ubisoft xD

[XXxXMCR4EVAXxXX]

i fell off da chair lmao lmao lmao haha.....right try again lmao

[Hesbridy]

Yo, i am jesus!

:-p

[99LisaSimpson99]

i havnt watch the whole think but i thing someone will pop out

[allstargurlxoxo]

i dont feel good.....i feel dizzy :(

[Morisson555]

ya, i had the same problem. i think many peaople watch this video and read the comments afterwards. and then: evryone is getting in panic...

[denise1011]

i don't. i read the comments before to make sure it isn't a trick.

[6feetdownedge]

i am not in an identity crisis!!! lol

[scoobydoo55508]

Yea, i'm really tired now, and I'm at complete ease, if you fill your body with doubt, you will miss out on the relaxation.....

*yawn*

[DaTartanSpartan]

I can open my mind, I can sit with no thought for hours, then delve into the furthest reaches of science in an instant.

Hypnosis doesnt work. People just think theyre being hypnotized and play along, whereas actually they are, well, just playing along for the effect.

[lolanonlol]

Contrary, it does not require total void psychologically. It requires merely a state of mind in relation to the concurrent, perceived affect of the hypnosis attempt. Merely a product of the Power of Suggestion.

[tamarapantelina]

i have to use so much effort to let it take little effect

[Danster82]

obsolutely no effect hypnosis simply doesnt work on me

[Domicua]

DITTO!

[dillonreidoliner]

yeh wth stare at the spiral while closing your eye's wtf

[littledemontingy]

so, are you supose to have your eyes closed or are you supose to look into the spinning thing?

[Xxshibby360xX]

HAHAHA WTF was that?!?!? i do not have abdominal cramps...that was so random

[Scarecrow37]

Hypnosis only works if you let it. You must open your mind otherwise your right, it is nothing. Imagination is nothingness right?... or is it :D To Darryl697 looks like you need therapy for gay phobia? lol would you rather have a seargent barking COUNT DOWN FROM 10 YOU #$#$%# @#$#@# piece of *#(&!!!! WHAT THE #$#$ DID I JUST TELL YOU TO LOOK AT!! lol, that would be fun if someone made a video like that.

[Domicua]

That would be effin' hailarious

[canadianmaple09]

That did absolutely nothing for me. How are you supposed to count down from 10 at the same time you're imagining going down into a garden? I didn't have abdominal cramps or an identity crisis to being with. His voice is nice, but this is useless.

[katheryn992]

i felt all floppy like i was gonna fall over

[turtels400]

this doesnt work who the fuck do u think ur fulling

[wallace343]

that was fuckin retarded

[Darryl697]

Why do all the guys on these videos sound gay? No seriously?? Why? Yikes! I'm outa here!

[lildaug202]

omg when were we supposed to close our eyes..

[DcChayenne]

that was the same question i had when i heard them say it at the last moment :S

I gonna try it again ;)

[HUMMER990]

tht was really good it actually worked

[lollipops2005]

omfg that is so cool and it works

[ENandAHproductions]

it didnt work for me i dont think

wen did we close our eyes?

[whoaababee123]

dude that really works. i was so surprised i am so relaxed right now.

[crazymanthomas1654]

hahahh I did this and my tv was playing in the background and I still got hypnotized..well I'm also sick so yeah..mabe its easyer to do when sick

[mikederpanzer]

well. the part that screws me up is that he says close your eyes about less then a minute in, and then tells you to pretend your going into / out of it. he talks to fast. it just frustrates me, and i lose focus and start thinking how the hell im supposed to go in/out of it if i don't see it. im dense, sry.

[xmcrxgerardx3]

high, high high i am high high hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh lmao

[tennis18eire]

dat1 is sooo crap!!!!!!!!

[mamape]

im so high right now, this is awesome

[RoastySmish]

holy crap this works

[Kirillov]

is my room got bigger or its the vid

[fighterneo1]

pretty good vid if u concentrate it will make you feel so relaxed

[astralninja]

AHHHHH! my noisy roomates came in right in the middle of this and I freaked out and killed them ALL!! Come on dude...the Twilight zone spiral???? OOOOOH! How come Hypnotists never say "your penis is getting relaxed and warm" when they do progressive relaxation??? I'm just sayin'...

[TheStreetMagician]

Because they don't want to say they pee'ed there pants when they made this

[kikiperson00]

lol

[jollygreen18]

very nice

[ajspice]

Nope, I still have gas...

[AnarchyBefallUs]

Bahahahahahaha. I laughed after closing my eyes like 30 seconds in hehe

[kikiperson00]

lol

[theSmoogal]

Hi, I like this ~ You're therapy relaxed me deeply. Really liking your video...

... good bye.

~<b>Smoogal<b></b></b>