My Mum and I went to see Will Self at a reading, in The Arches, Glasgow. He was utterly excellent. However this is hilarious! :) *Hats off to you* Wasn't expecting this at all! :) Keep up the good work. :) Made us laugh, anyway! :)
I like that book, i like some of his other books too, like the butt and how the dead live. I also would like to make it clear that even though I am only 16, i think you are being very imature.
What ever the contents of his book, at least he didn't rip off a very old joke by The Marry White House Experience and try to pass it off as his own. Taking a funny joke and making it not funny really takes some doing, but this guy does it perfectly.
Ha ha. I saw you walking down D'Arblay Street earlier. Took a few seconds to place you, just registered you as "someone really annoying, maybe from a party, or off of the telly?". Well done for brand recognition for being really annoying. I guess that's why you're here.
You see like when you accidentally step in a cow pat? And then with the other foot you step in another cow pat so you're now up to your ankles in shit? That's your trainers that is. That's your hundred pound Nikes.
That reminded me of this time I found a prope Hoover in these woods near the church where my Grandma is buried. An actual Hoover. You know, made by Hoover. We took it home and dried it out and it still worked. But the suction noise was just immense. Just like THAT noise then. So we adjusted the motor and it was still the same. To cut a long story short we emptied the bag and discovered it was full of torn pages from Will Self's works, with certain words highlighted in charcoal.
My Mum and I went to see Will Self at a reading, in The Arches, Glasgow. He was utterly excellent. However this is hilarious! :) *Hats off to you* Wasn't expecting this at all! :) Keep up the good work. :) Made us laugh, anyway! :)
tinyoodle 5 months ago
I don't get it.
98646421 10 months ago
Shame about the sound - the Book of Dave is a great book!
mxtthxw 11 months ago
I like that book, i like some of his other books too, like the butt and how the dead live. I also would like to make it clear that even though I am only 16, i think you are being very imature.
flupmakintosh 1 year ago
People will always mock what they do not understand.
ezydriver1 1 year ago
@ezydriver1
that`s right:))
sunsetkiddo 1 month ago
Tosser
MulliganandOhare1 2 years ago 6
What ever the contents of his book, at least he didn't rip off a very old joke by The Marry White House Experience and try to pass it off as his own. Taking a funny joke and making it not funny really takes some doing, but this guy does it perfectly.
dutchtrucker 2 years ago 5
Sounds just like him
Nickubus99 2 years ago
What a twat.
douggypowis 2 years ago
a bad copy of a bad joke.
jpmattar 3 years ago
man this is lame
1233452432 3 years ago
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Will self is a tedious bore who writes crap books.
zzxzqwq 3 years ago
you're a sad Bastard who has nothing else to do but to view most Will Self videos just to make a bad comment. well done...prick.
joejjohnston 2 years ago
Fuck you asshole peado scum.
zzxzqwq 2 years ago
I'd like to be able to say that the smugness exuding from this stale throwback is an act... but I don't think I can.
Markismus 3 years ago 3
Did you make this video before or after having sex with yourself? Sorry about the pun!
Markismus 3 years ago 2
Fuckin' hell, is there any danger of any funny, at all? Man alive.
MistahSting 3 years ago 7
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pompus old jew boy,with toffee nosed ancestors!
alanridgley 3 years ago
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The Jews will have the last laugh. Mark my words.
captainsurrey 3 years ago
Ha ha. I saw you walking down D'Arblay Street earlier. Took a few seconds to place you, just registered you as "someone really annoying, maybe from a party, or off of the telly?". Well done for brand recognition for being really annoying. I guess that's why you're here.
dangerousdilettante 3 years ago
Yup, went to see a film. Say hi next time!
Markandrich 3 years ago
Maybe I'll just make duck noises.
dangerousdilettante 3 years ago
What "meticulously planned YouTube marketing campaign"? Did your "hijacking" work? Hijacking? What?
dangerousdilettante 4 years ago
check the richandmark website and it reveals all
Markandrich 3 years ago
Yes, reading is hard. Keep at it though. I'm sure you'll start making improvements, even if you don't notice them at first.
ErnestSpence 4 years ago
You see like when you accidentally step in a cow pat? And then with the other foot you step in another cow pat so you're now up to your ankles in shit? That's your trainers that is. That's your hundred pound Nikes.
citizenfaith 4 years ago
lol he is becoming reddish
superkhan 4 years ago
will self is a pompous prick
simmyt64 4 years ago
That reminded me of this time I found a prope Hoover in these woods near the church where my Grandma is buried. An actual Hoover. You know, made by Hoover. We took it home and dried it out and it still worked. But the suction noise was just immense. Just like THAT noise then. So we adjusted the motor and it was still the same. To cut a long story short we emptied the bag and discovered it was full of torn pages from Will Self's works, with certain words highlighted in charcoal.
edmundziegejunge 4 years ago 7
I have to say that i fancy the pants off will self!
Artylad 4 years ago
The funniest I've seen in a long time.
entertainusall 4 years ago
You are juvenile.
And a Biter from TMWE.
but made me laugh out loud...
keep it up bro!
TheAFC 4 years ago
The most hilarious thing I've seen on YouTube this year - and I loved Book Of Dave. More please!
BenjaminFairman 4 years ago
Hehehehehe
kylecowser 4 years ago
That is the naughtiest thing I've seen all day. Middle-frame-geniousity. Mr Self would approve.
cloverboat 4 years ago