I'll tell you what, love (yes, I'm trying to sound patronising), why don't you fucking learn to bake, and then bake this cake properly, instead of amateurishly slapping a bunch of sugary crap together and having the nerve to call it 'making a cake'? Because you didn't 'make' this cake. You (badly) assembled it.
I just got a shipment of Betty Crockers Angel Food cake from a friend in NYC..the rest of the ingredients I've sourced locally so I'm gonna make this quote 'incredible cake' unquote...it looks bloody delicious!
Okay,frosting thats too sweet with all sorts of shit mixed in,acorns,and a bunch of CANNED apples & cinnamon topped by mutant monster candles? God this makes me wanna cry >< Its such a sad thing that she wasted so many things...Of all I've seen,this is the 3rd fail she's made.
I know this heffa didn't put the 7 candles/principles of Kwanzaa on the cake top! Then she eats that diabetic shock shit like it was good, SMH. Plus, you don't buy stuff from big corporations during Kwanzaa...that defeats the purpose, so store bought food ain't gone cut it. Lazy ass broad.
Someone get Sandrunk Lee all the way the fuck outta here. Her ass can't cook and the only way I'd ever eat her food is if I was drinking as much liquor as she does on her show.
I suppose nothing is wrong with any ingredient per se. I have had pies made with pie filling and cakes with canned frosting. But all she does is throw cheap junk together like it is something awesome. Why not just eat the filling and frosting straight from the can and save the trouble?
And what on God's green earth does this garbage have to do with Kwanzaa?
I think that was actually corn nuts. I'm 100% sure that wasn't acorns. You have to prepare acorns by boiling them to remove the tannin that causes the bitter taste.
Kwanzaa was created in 1966 to honor African heritage winter solstice. The holiday has no history or roots in Africa. I believe it was created by members of the government and the FBI to actually strip Africans of their culture, to keep their pagan Gods out of a recognized US holiday. People attack Kwanzaa because it is a device to keep real power out of your hands such as the 10,000 year history of African story and song. Why would someone invent a holiday instead of celebrating a real one?
What the fuck is a Kwanzaa Cake anyway? Can I just make up any cake I want, put black or brown frosting on it, green and red cadles (you know, "African colors"), and there we go - Kwanzaa Cake?
Made up bullshit cake for a made up bullshit holiday.
@wysoft Yeah, while I agree with you that this IS a bullshit cake saying that Kwanzaa is a "made up bullshit holiday" is rude and ignorant. It's not a bullshit holiday to those who celebrate so in honor of them you should maybe think about what you say.
Just that she is making a Kwanzaa cake STILL cracks me up. I remember watching this when it came on tv like WTF is this white lady doing making a Kwanzaa cake.. Oh Sandra Lee you are too much.
I dunno, I don't think this is as bad as most people are making it out to be.
Sure, the pre-made cake is a bit lazy. Sure, I have no idea why she's "embellishing" a CAKE with nuts and seeds... but the frosting doesn't look half bad (and I'm not convinced that the rest is so horrid as to make this inedible... at least, not after factoring in you can eat AROUND the nuts and seeds part :-p).
@Divides the pre made cake is in line with her "semi home made" theme of her show, so that's normal for her show. the recipe for this cake was written for Lee along with many of the other recipes in a cook book by a very funny lady who wrote an article about it a while back. I forgot her name and the article has been since removed by the site, which is a shame because it was HILARIOUS (she states that the corn nuts and acorns were all Lee's idea, not hers).
@Divides I agree with you, angel food cake with a rich chocolate icing sounds fine to me. not so sure about dumping a can of apple pie filling in the middle though I love me some apple pie!
lol given her record of not actually cooking anything I thought she was going to use a pre-made baking mixture for the cake. Turns out she does one better and just buys the cake.
The way that slice of "cake" just plops onto the plate..dear god...This really IS food porn...a lot of whore paint, an emotionally vacuous leathery husk, a voice in my head saying "no look away"...the tension builds, lots of screaming, uncomfortable closeups until finally!!!! *splat*...right in your face...then feelings of guilt, shame, and regret. I think I'm going to be depressed later
Cinnamon, despite its wonderful sweetness, is both a strong and unforgiving spice, which must be used in moderation - the tip of a knife of it usually does the trick. Think of it as oral sex; you want it nice, sensual and delicate.
This woman throws in a whole fucking teaspoon plus more spilling over. The oral sex equivalent of that would be having your dick bitten off by a hyena.
That looks so disgusting I am actually fighting nausea right now. How is it even possible that this woman is on the same network with Ina Garten, Giada DeLaurentis, Tyler Florence, and Alton Brown?
I like how the cake begins to collapse in upon itself after she puts in the candlesticks. Really adds to the whole 'misery and woe' feeling the cake has.
That's right up there with that baked potato ice cream nastiness. Acorns my ass...... those are corn nuts! The whole thing is gross. Who does she ?@#$ to keep her job?
Sandra J.U.S.T. S.T.O.P. I.T. seriously, I think food network keeps her on for the same reason crazy Kate is on TLC, it's like a train wreck, you know it's a HORRIBLE DISASTER but you JUST, CAN'T, STOP, WATCHING..... Crazy woman, this is not FOOD this is garbage, everything she "cooks" er.. takes out of a can or bag resembling food and mixes with a spatular looks deplorable and makes food network look ridiculous.
@dbgoogle23 : The cake seems very amateurish and it probably doesn't taste that good either. But, that is her whole niche--making it easier for the amateur and pressed-for-time cooks out there. However, I am baffled at how she offended the Blacks with this? Seriously? Please, I have heard Blacks say and do a lot worse to other races themselves! As much as I am for PC and sensitivity, it is ridiculous if they are offended by an ill attempt at decorating a freaking cake!
pumpkin seeds?! ACORNS?! why the hell did she put pie filling in the middle of the cake?! and since when is a kinara equal to a frightening birthday cake? this is either going to make me laugh or cry, not sure which.
And if you think THIS is bad, check out her "Chanukah cake"...
Whoa! I can get chocolate&cinnamon icing by adding cocoa and cinnamon to icing??! Couldn't have figured that out myself. Watching her technique, slathering that icing on the cake makes me just want to snap her fingers with a rubber band.
I made this with my sisters to pass time once. It was like a party in our mouths where everyone was stumbling and throwing up all over the place.
haeverland457 1 week ago
I am SO excited!..I just finished my cake now...& I'm about to cut into it!
MrTevB 3 weeks ago
This woman does to food what Germany did to Poland in 1939....
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I'll tell you what, love (yes, I'm trying to sound patronising), why don't you fucking learn to bake, and then bake this cake properly, instead of amateurishly slapping a bunch of sugary crap together and having the nerve to call it 'making a cake'? Because you didn't 'make' this cake. You (badly) assembled it.
lexo30 1 month ago 2
I just got a shipment of Betty Crockers Angel Food cake from a friend in NYC..the rest of the ingredients I've sourced locally so I'm gonna make this quote 'incredible cake' unquote...it looks bloody delicious!
MrTevB 1 month ago
At least she takes a giant bite from her own creation instead of those sissy bites people on tv take when they're hawking their wares.
BishtrainerTai16 1 month ago
I wasn't aware that "amazing" was a synonym for "grotesque".
CaltonB 1 month ago
God that's ghetto...
Asylumescape33 1 month ago 2
The end product looks like Paula Deen's colon.
aidenangola 2 months ago 3
Oh Sandra, you make me sad and want to laugh at the same time.
crazee0001 2 months ago
Okay,frosting thats too sweet with all sorts of shit mixed in,acorns,and a bunch of CANNED apples & cinnamon topped by mutant monster candles? God this makes me wanna cry >< Its such a sad thing that she wasted so many things...Of all I've seen,this is the 3rd fail she's made.
EvilDarkAngel4ever 2 months ago
Does she know there are no acorns or pumpkin seeds in Africa?
bonmom 2 months ago
She said the frosting part was everybody's favorite.....which has me wondering.....DOES SANDRA LEE CELEBRATE KWANZAA!?!?!?! LMAO!!!!
buckinray18 2 months ago
Who the fuck would actually eat this shit????
injustifiiable 2 months ago
Appropriate cake for a holiday made up by a felon
spd7171 2 months ago
tony bourdain compared this to "2 girls 1 cup" LMFAO
theramenninja 3 months ago
Even for a completely made up holiday, this cake is appalling.
drachek 3 months ago 4
@drachek All holidays are made up.
Guitars0fWar 2 months ago
This cake is a like watching a train wreck! By the way, Sandra is Governor Cuomo's girl friend. She must be good in bed because her cooking sucks!
Wonkawillie77 3 months ago 3
This cake is a like watching a train wreck!
Wonkawillie77 3 months ago
I'm making this for Thanksgiving, I already bought the ingredients xD
thedragoonknight 3 months ago
@thedragoonknight did you make it?
kranktank 2 months ago
@kranktank Yes I did xD it was an odd combination of ingredients.
thedragoonknight 2 months ago
I never get tired of watching this ROFL.
1814Brandan 3 months ago
oh i get it! chocolate frosting bc brown ppl celebrate kwanzaa. such a crafty woman that sandra lee is!
knzay 3 months ago 4
I never knew this cake was so controversial..went to google and there's Alot of stories behind the real person who made the recipe.very interesting
fab4fan5 3 months ago
THE APPLE, THE CINNAMON, THE ACING
BabushkaPetrushka 3 months ago
fucking corn nuts? Seriously?
punkmonkey123 3 months ago
That "cake" is a damn shame.
abracadaverous 4 months ago 2
is that edible?
lydiacheever 5 months ago
How much weed did she smoke before making this combo up? Only someone with the munchies would think about putting this stuff together.
mosxy5 5 months ago 4
Roflmao! @ these comments. Ya'll got my side hurtin! WTF does Sandra Lee know about Kwanzaa anyway?!?
KokoGigglesLots 5 months ago
Not everyone likes angel food cake Sandra. Get a cake from Wally World at least so it is "semi" appetizing. I mean damn!
romans82 5 months ago
I know this heffa didn't put the 7 candles/principles of Kwanzaa on the cake top! Then she eats that diabetic shock shit like it was good, SMH. Plus, you don't buy stuff from big corporations during Kwanzaa...that defeats the purpose, so store bought food ain't gone cut it. Lazy ass broad.
MarvinRashadTV 5 months ago 4
Someone get Sandrunk Lee all the way the fuck outta here. Her ass can't cook and the only way I'd ever eat her food is if I was drinking as much liquor as she does on her show.
MarvinRashadTV 5 months ago
I suppose nothing is wrong with any ingredient per se. I have had pies made with pie filling and cakes with canned frosting. But all she does is throw cheap junk together like it is something awesome. Why not just eat the filling and frosting straight from the can and save the trouble?
And what on God's green earth does this garbage have to do with Kwanzaa?
hkthom 5 months ago
I think that was actually corn nuts. I'm 100% sure that wasn't acorns. You have to prepare acorns by boiling them to remove the tannin that causes the bitter taste.
greg0879 5 months ago
DAS RACIST
knobylob 6 months ago 2
Kwanzaa was created in 1966 to honor African heritage winter solstice. The holiday has no history or roots in Africa. I believe it was created by members of the government and the FBI to actually strip Africans of their culture, to keep their pagan Gods out of a recognized US holiday. People attack Kwanzaa because it is a device to keep real power out of your hands such as the 10,000 year history of African story and song. Why would someone invent a holiday instead of celebrating a real one?
SuperFantasticUltra 6 months ago
My brother and his fiance just made this for me for my birthday. It was hideous and disgusting and it was the best thing ever.
sopranocath 6 months ago 3
Is there anyone else who finds this extremely racist.
ilizashlesingerrocks 6 months ago
"Semi-Homemade makes a most amazingly beautiful cake for Kwanzaa"
Lol.
KingdomheartsII 7 months ago 2
Acorns? Pumpkin seeds? Store bought icing? Cinnamon? Canned apples? This SCREAMS disgusting! -______- She know she spit that shit out asap -___-
Silentsin23 7 months ago 2
"deeh-lishus" yeah, you haven't eaten it yet.
FailOfANerd 7 months ago
What the fuck is a Kwanzaa Cake anyway? Can I just make up any cake I want, put black or brown frosting on it, green and red cadles (you know, "African colors"), and there we go - Kwanzaa Cake?
Made up bullshit cake for a made up bullshit holiday.
wysoft 8 months ago
@wysoft What makes it a bullshit holiday? You could say the same about Christmas then.
fflybz 8 months ago
@wysoft Yeah, while I agree with you that this IS a bullshit cake saying that Kwanzaa is a "made up bullshit holiday" is rude and ignorant. It's not a bullshit holiday to those who celebrate so in honor of them you should maybe think about what you say.
Howliee 7 months ago
@zoechocolatepie Then it wouldn't be "semi" homemade. The clue is in the title.
kimmois1 8 months ago
Just that she is making a Kwanzaa cake STILL cracks me up. I remember watching this when it came on tv like WTF is this white lady doing making a Kwanzaa cake.. Oh Sandra Lee you are too much.
jennypots 8 months ago
That's a strange new meaning of "beautiful" of which I was not previously aware.
CaltonB 9 months ago
I dunno, I don't think this is as bad as most people are making it out to be.
Sure, the pre-made cake is a bit lazy. Sure, I have no idea why she's "embellishing" a CAKE with nuts and seeds... but the frosting doesn't look half bad (and I'm not convinced that the rest is so horrid as to make this inedible... at least, not after factoring in you can eat AROUND the nuts and seeds part :-p).
Divides 10 months ago 2
@Divides the pre made cake is in line with her "semi home made" theme of her show, so that's normal for her show. the recipe for this cake was written for Lee along with many of the other recipes in a cook book by a very funny lady who wrote an article about it a while back. I forgot her name and the article has been since removed by the site, which is a shame because it was HILARIOUS (she states that the corn nuts and acorns were all Lee's idea, not hers).
kranktank 8 months ago
@Divides I agree with you, angel food cake with a rich chocolate icing sounds fine to me. not so sure about dumping a can of apple pie filling in the middle though I love me some apple pie!
kranktank 8 months ago
@Divides Many, many, many people have tried to make this cake in hommage to Lee and without fail they have all found it deeply nauseating.
kimmois1 8 months ago
This is just disgusting. And the "acorns" are corn nuts.
homerth1555 10 months ago
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The cake looks delicious, Whats wrong with you faggots?
knucklez2 11 months ago
lol given her record of not actually cooking anything I thought she was going to use a pre-made baking mixture for the cake. Turns out she does one better and just buys the cake.
waori 1 year ago
@waori Basically, it's an icing recipe :-p.
Divides 10 months ago
@Divides Sorry, correcting myself here: It's an icing FLAVORING recipe. Forgot that the base icing itself was also storebot XD.
Divides 10 months ago
why would they ever air this atrocity?!
HeatherGenia 1 year ago
Are those corn nuts?
GhostDragon10 1 year ago 7
What kind of a mess is that?
pinkhighway 1 year ago
when i first saw it, i thought the cake was a turkey....
MarcellosTacos 1 year ago 2
The way that slice of "cake" just plops onto the plate..dear god...This really IS food porn...a lot of whore paint, an emotionally vacuous leathery husk, a voice in my head saying "no look away"...the tension builds, lots of screaming, uncomfortable closeups until finally!!!! *splat*...right in your face...then feelings of guilt, shame, and regret. I think I'm going to be depressed later
lovesubstance 1 year ago 23
Haven't black people been through enough, Sandra Lee?
tangerinextrees88 1 year ago 76
@tangerinextrees88 Yours is one of the funniest lines I have ever read in here! ROFLMAO!!!!!
Wonkawillie77 3 months ago
"Acorns..../takes out corn nuts/" AHAHAHA /dies laughing/
illusionmagician 1 year ago
Pie filling right from a can? Really? What a cunt.
LawrenceAugust 1 year ago 2
Cinnamon, despite its wonderful sweetness, is both a strong and unforgiving spice, which must be used in moderation - the tip of a knife of it usually does the trick. Think of it as oral sex; you want it nice, sensual and delicate.
This woman throws in a whole fucking teaspoon plus more spilling over. The oral sex equivalent of that would be having your dick bitten off by a hyena.
intigfx 1 year ago 8
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DeGuoRen89 1 year ago
why you hate black people, sandra lee?
farmboyz330 1 year ago 3
i would not eat that.
bmeerzo 1 year ago
Hey Sandra, I don't see it anywhere... Where is the self-destruct handle on the wall that all maniacs and mad scientists keep in their castles?
diane5254 1 year ago
hilarious!
frauleinspiel 1 year ago
That looks so disgusting I am actually fighting nausea right now. How is it even possible that this woman is on the same network with Ina Garten, Giada DeLaurentis, Tyler Florence, and Alton Brown?
priceoffame 1 year ago
Where is Kayne West when you need him?
apinkdiva1908 1 year ago 4
Schweddy Balls!
Yes, the tsp. of cinnamon ended up as about 2 tsp. ... : P Yuk
rennyminou 1 year ago
She was undeniably inebriated when she came up with that recipe.
boltxspore 1 year ago
Her face at 2:35 ... oh god
She NEEDS to taste it. XD
a123lun5 1 year ago
lmao so racist
StrawberryCreme26 1 year ago
the apples made me horny!
tarpiddia 1 year ago
I like how the cake begins to collapse in upon itself after she puts in the candlesticks. Really adds to the whole 'misery and woe' feeling the cake has.
janeinpodunk 1 year ago 7
I feel sorry for the angel food cake...
ilikepie442 1 year ago 3
Corn Nuts are NOT acorns!
Technodreamer 1 year ago 6
It's an abomination!
zigbcarini 1 year ago
Amazingly beautiful??? On what planet?????
grlblu73 1 year ago
deeeee...licious... more like diiiii....sgusting
aendes 1 year ago 2
pumpkin seeds.... eeeeew!
aendes 1 year ago
I'm waiting for the part where Paula Deen runs in and smacks this skinny bitch for calling that a cake!
Boobalopbop 1 year ago 5
EWWWW! I can't believe she ate that! I guess she thinks negroes will eat anything
Boobalopbop 1 year ago 2
PS I think you can buy all the ingredients for this cake at a gas station.
MissZillaable 1 year ago 6
She put candlesticks in the cake. Candlesticks! What a fucking retard.
MissZillaable 1 year ago 6
"The acing"?
askapalaphagy 1 year ago 2
That's right up there with that baked potato ice cream nastiness. Acorns my ass...... those are corn nuts! The whole thing is gross. Who does she ?@#$ to keep her job?
mysticrottie 1 year ago
@Hdtexan - WHY WAS THAT MY EXACT THOUGHT UPON SEEING THIS?? I mean, EXACT.
jenjanea 1 year ago
Sandra J.U.S.T. S.T.O.P. I.T. seriously, I think food network keeps her on for the same reason crazy Kate is on TLC, it's like a train wreck, you know it's a HORRIBLE DISASTER but you JUST, CAN'T, STOP, WATCHING..... Crazy woman, this is not FOOD this is garbage, everything she "cooks" er.. takes out of a can or bag resembling food and mixes with a spatular looks deplorable and makes food network look ridiculous.
MOTS411 1 year ago
CORN NUT CUNT
Hdtexan 1 year ago 12
This can't be life!
misshusa 1 year ago
This is not Real Life!
misshusa 1 year ago
Gross. I am nominating this to Cake Wrecks.
curriefiona 1 year ago 4
OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED THE CORN NUTS BEFORE
PowderPinkandSweet 1 year ago
Sweetened or unsweetened cocoa?, YOU DRUNK TRAMP!! If people don't know which one you're using this cake might come out bad ;)
arethaw 1 year ago
@arethaw I was trying to figure this out, too, and all I can come up with is that she's referring to cocoa like Swiss Miss Hot Chocolate packets....
485thENCO 1 year ago
#1- That shit looks disgusting.
#2- The ONLY cake worth eating is Devil's food.
QueenSemiramis 1 year ago
All this cake is missing is fried chicken and watermelon, as well as a blackface centerpiece.
singinglawnchair 1 year ago 6
@singinglawnchair
HILARIOUS comment.
desertflowerz89 1 year ago
@singinglawnchair The cake is iced with blackface, so we're all set on that front!
CatStina 1 year ago 3
I guess that cooking sherry made her come up with such an horrible idea for a cake.
ROSE88 1 year ago
Those are corn nuts :P not acorns.
Grisabella2 1 year ago 3
A Kwanzaa Culinary Catastrophe!! LOVE IT!!!
sings1227 1 year ago 2
i am offended, and embarrassed that something like this made it past so many people to get here..shaking head. ashamed.
cincinnatikate 1 year ago 5
This vidya makes me some happy Sambo .. boy oh boy, that'll taste GREAT with some Grape Sodee-pop and a side'o watermelon for my toothless gums.
matthmatthmatth 1 year ago 4
I feel nauseous just watching this. Can't imagine what I would do if some poor sap made it and served it to me at a party...
conor143 1 year ago
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this is a one ugly cake !
CodeXero 1 year ago 2
Looks like she hasn't eaten since 2008.
Whirrrlpoool 1 year ago
Hilarious! It is truly amazing. Amazing that anyone would take this seriously.
SassyKate 1 year ago
UGH!!!!!! WTF?
mindya12 1 year ago 2
Everything this woman "cooks" reminds me of things that a drunk and depressed single person might force themselves into by foraging in their pantry.
morethansalt 1 year ago 15
Pie filling and corn nuts all in one dish... She had the munchies when she came up with this idea, didn't she?
cynopt 1 year ago 2
robots make terrible cooks.
slowawake 1 year ago 3
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slowawake 1 year ago
Way to offend both African-Americans who observe Kwaanza and culinary artists all in one go!
dbgoogle23 1 year ago 6
@dbgoogle23 : The cake seems very amateurish and it probably doesn't taste that good either. But, that is her whole niche--making it easier for the amateur and pressed-for-time cooks out there. However, I am baffled at how she offended the Blacks with this? Seriously? Please, I have heard Blacks say and do a lot worse to other races themselves! As much as I am for PC and sensitivity, it is ridiculous if they are offended by an ill attempt at decorating a freaking cake!
kookiefookie60 1 year ago
I don't think this woman even knows how to bake a cake.
SleepyLettuce 1 year ago 4
khgdkgf I have been trying for ages to find the episode where she creates this monstrosity. I wanna see all the cakes so badly!
greenlife7 1 year ago
She...she can't even measure correctly.... ._.
TheEmptypot 1 year ago 47
@TheEmptypot
I thought the same thing. She measures and pours directly in. This woman is delusional...
desertflowerz89 1 year ago
OK, those aren't acorns, they're Corn Nuts.
IDmadge 1 year ago 10
@IDmadge seriously? Why in the world? UGH! lol they are corn nuts! Hilarious!
mindya12 1 year ago
pumpkin seeds?! ACORNS?! why the hell did she put pie filling in the middle of the cake?! and since when is a kinara equal to a frightening birthday cake? this is either going to make me laugh or cry, not sure which.
And if you think THIS is bad, check out her "Chanukah cake"...
LindyChick7 1 year ago 4
go to foodwishes here on youtube!!!
soappop 1 year ago
Whoa! I can get chocolate&cinnamon icing by adding cocoa and cinnamon to icing??! Couldn't have figured that out myself. Watching her technique, slathering that icing on the cake makes me just want to snap her fingers with a rubber band.
Kezco123 1 year ago 5
THROWIN' UP
Jitterro 1 year ago 2
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MissSorcy 1 year ago
Acorns? Pumpkin seeds? Giant mutant candles? What was Food Network thinking! For a second, I thought this was a Saturday Night Live skit ...
boobyhughes 1 year ago 63
@boobyhughes Food Network thought they were in the presence of genius. And they were right.
kimmois1 8 months ago