Poor squirrel. Now that he's left the ark, he'll see that all the Earth's plants are dead from being under 5 miles of water for so long. After that harrowing tale of survival, the squirrel (and everything else on the ark) died of starvation. The end.
Wait a second. You can't fool me. We're still here? How can that be? Oh right, it's a fictional story. Well now the Bible makes sense.
Poor squirrel. Now that he's left the ark, he'll see that all the Earth's plants are dead from being under 5 miles of water for so long. After that harrowing tale of survival, the squirrel (and everything else on the ark) died of starvation. The end.
Wait a second. You can't fool me. We're still here? How can that be? Oh right, it's a fictional story. Well now the Bible makes sense.
ChipArgyle 4 months ago
He forgot all the inbreeding and incest.
InternetDarkLord 4 months ago
Love the jacket.
TheKimdunn 1 year ago