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  • You sound like a cool guy.

  • @videotheclips I am awesome and completely crap all in one fat package ;)

  • what camera you use?

  • @mar1lon4 Old footage is the POV 1.5. Newer footage is the POV HD.

  • had a wasp go up my jacket whilst riding, i could feel it buzzing about in there, and i was nowhere near home.. so tried to beat it to death inside my jacket whilst riding.

    it stopped buzzing about so i thought i was safe. got all the way home, got off my bike, and the bastard stung me.. then flew out the bottom of my jacket. on to the floor. where i proceeded to crush him with my foot. repeatedly. for 5 minutes. yeah.

  • @thebravestpoo haha, you should have framed its dead remains. Put it on the wall and then celebrate annually of its death.

  • @bluenapalm123 when i'd finished stomping on it there were no remains left. ;)

  • You forfilled one of my dreams for many years with that Ambulance bit :)

  • @AscariGood It happens quite alot actually. Do you want more footage if i get it? Why is it a dream of yours? Its nothing special hehe. I can sometimes travel faster than them, unless there is a red light.

  • @bluenapalm123 Well im 16, 17 in 28 days, 1 hour and 3 mins so i can drive a car but ever since i was young i thourght it would be fun to just follow an ambulance while parting traffic :D And yes if you get any footage id love to see it, it doesnt nessercerily need to be you nearly being run down i just LOVE motorbike vlog watching :D i just hope i never miss any of your uploads so i wish you had like a newsletter emailer or something with each of your new videos arracted, good idea. Thanks man

  • council loves nicking bikes then

  • epic videos subbed !!!

  • @8XxHawkxX8 Cheers. :D

  • How long did the sting take to go down? Haha. Bet it hurt like a bitch!

  • @necrophagia92 Took a few hours for the pain to go. But it felt like a sore bruise to the touch. Cant imagine getting hit at 60mph.. you'd easily lose an eye at the speed.

  • Crazy in the coconut!

  • A bee went down my top lol and stung me when me and my friend were out. He didn't know why i did an emergency stop, untill i lifted up my shirt and a bee fell out with a big sting in me.

  • @scooterboyelite OWW!! My sister got stung in the crotch at 70Mph.. Bee had hidden between her and rider.. lol

  • Ok! I admire your calmness because i have punched people for less hmm i think i should start making videos cuz i'd be the first biker vlogger to record a fight

  • @TheMightyDahQ lol, i dont fight cause im usually too busy crapping myself lol. Although, check out "rage burgers" video. Im not 100% calm all the time.

  • @bluenapalm123 well i dont normally fight but i get sooo pissed at punkass drivers that i just want to introduce my fist to their face! :D ...i love you

  • I hate those fucking granny's who just nag about everything i left my motorbike in front of my moms car while she was parked in her own space and a granny just came out of the fucking bushes when i got on my bike yelling and screaming "YOU CANT LEAVE THAT THERE YOU CANT PARK IT THERE!!!!" ...the funniest part is that her grand son or something left his bike in front of her car exactly like mine was i just politetly said "please leave me alone im having a bad day" and she fucked off

  • hahahha i LOVED your WTF at 10:24!

  • HMmmmmm why are you so polite?? lol

  • @thepeahead987 you should watch my rage burger video :)

  • At the very start you were in the wrong. You shouldn't cross to the other side of the road when filtering

  • @Tehtog Wrong. There are two lanes. I only moved out of my lane cause he pulled into it. Clearly he didnt look over his shoulder to check for traffic. Pause at 00:35. His car is NEXT to the bus clearly in a second lane with in the white lines. I take it your blind or using a out of focus CRT ? ;)

  • @Tehtog Also, I wasnt in the wrong EVEN if it was a single lane. The road marks permit vehicles to overtake. I do this past police cars daily with no incident. You dont ride in London I assume?

  • @bluenapalm123 I've give you that actually, I watched again and you're right, I thought you had more time to brake. However london is no different to the rest of the UK. You can only overtake on those roads when it is safe to do so.

  • @Tehtog hehe ok mate, in my defence the only reason i didnt plow into the back of him is cause i expect this sort of thing to happen. "London is no different to the rest of the UK", I know thats inaccurate also. Ive ridden in many places and it totally different. Filtering in London is much different to other places ive ridden. Bicycles boxes at the front of traffic in London are "motorbike bays" ;) and all the cyclists go infront of the bicycles boxes.

    Wrong in law, correct in practice :\

  • @bluenapalm123 The laws that apply to london are no different. The only differences UK wide exist between Northern Ireland the the rest of the UK.

  • @Tehtog Scotland is different too :)

    Ive already said, its wrong in law for somethings here, but its common practice by 99% 2 wheeled rider.

    These things are grey and sometimes straight illegal. Ill maybe try and post a few vids purely showing some of the things other riders are doing? Dont think many would care, and tbh i cba replying ot 10000 people all saying "omg thats sooo illegal" and they ride in Wisconsin. lol

  • how's the eye now? it must have hurt a lot.

  • Haha, weve all done that trick of following the ambulance, or firetruck.

  • You sure that 4min guy didn't steal your bike?! ;)

  • subbed, liked, Favorited.

  • hi mate,i just subscribed for one simple reason: - you are polite or tryng to be in any circumstances....people like that are getting pretty rare

  • Nice bee action lol

  • oh and you defenitly need a Stebel Nautilus Compact horn man !!!!!!!

  • So cool. and so familiar. But like they say; you are extremely patient and nice. :)

  • How are you still alive, watching that I'm surprised your not road kill, nothing wrong on your part but i sure as s$£t don't fancy riding round London. How much you want for your camera? oh and nice bike cant beat Honda I'm on a CBR600f =]

  • I heard your not suppose too enter a intersection if it's not clear ever when you have a green.

  • @Coolito You dont live in London then? You can enter a "intersection" (junction) on green. The yellow crossed box is where you cannot stop. Thus providing a clear junction if no traffic flow exsists.

  • @bluenapalm123 I live in melbourne, australia. I wouldn't mind a holiday to london.

  • 01:01 ffffff ahhhhhh fffffff ahhhhhhhh fffff ahhh XD

  • aaaa i fucking love your videos!

    Yeap call the council sure they'll pick it up, and that ambulance thing, god its so handy! only been ridding a year and i've done it twice now! XD as well because peopel are soooo slow to get moving again its just painful.

  • whats the name of your helmet cam...might have to invest in one of them similar things happen to me =) be funny to recored them.

  • @reptilemadman1994 Vio POV 1.5 Im selling mine though. :)

  • ha! Freakin awesome. You'r all driving on the wrong side of the road. Theres your problem. LOL. People here in the States are getting worse and worse everyday. I need a camera in my truck.

  • lol .

    "It was the council, I saw it" "No mam, it was stolen. You witnessed a theft" (Crazy bitch)

  • sorry for the loss ive had bikes stolen when i used to live inn catford where i live now bromley i park up wit no form of security but some mudafucka keeps going in my car the last thing they took was a ipod charger and fuckin ice scraper what a brown head need to fix my key but when i get a cheap r6 2 fuck about on im gonna start posting up

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  • man i had a bike i stolen MY first bike as well i had the bike 1 month payed 2 grand for it cost me 600 to insure and when it got stolen i had to pay 220 for the recovery the bike was a write off so in one month i spent just under 3 grand i got back 1600 from the insurance company ITS A PAIN THE THE FUCKING ARSE

  • lol nice video man, the joys of ridin a bike these days eh

  • I JUST GOT STUNG IN THE FUCKING EYE SOCKET.

    Made my day.

  • Your a giant vagina, try getting stung on the COCK!

    Nah only joking, you handled that manfully, even rode the rest of the way home. Respect for that!

    Cool vids as well, keep em coming. What camera do you use to record stuff as your riding?

  • Great vid Matt, that bee sting sounds painful, keep adding more ! :)

    Clarke

  • Too polite grow some balls bitch :)

  • @meandyourbird yeah it pisses me off, i should just bark alot more at them.

    I even thank the fecker... wtf..

  • @bluenapalm123 its good to be polite to good people only.

  • Visor down ;)

  • what type is your new bike??

  • @stealth1692 Honda Hornet 600cc 2003 F3

  • @bluenapalm123 how much are they?? btw sorry about your old bike being stolen

  • I bookmarked your channel well over a year ago, i check it everyday and i love to see your new videos :D

    i never give up on you xD LMAO

  • @joewarcupinhull /love. I know your name from previous vids mate :), only reason i posted this one was due to people like you. Some guy messaged me and asked why i hadnt posted.. so i posted :)

  • "it was MY bike. It was stolen."

    = Woman get's pwned.

    xD shame it was stolen, but still... i digress

  • @savethefreak yeah it is funny to watch after. She was pulling every trick out of the book to try and intimidate me. She saw the council "evict the people living there". Lol.. i dont recall being evicted ;)

  • I just subscribed! This was sooooo funny! I was in tears when the james bond music started playing. You biker bloggers sure have a laugh

  • @phillymacster hehe, just a little bit of fun. Adds excitment and adventure to my commute :D

  • OMFG YOUR'RE'RE'RE'RE'RE FACE LOOKS REALLY WEIRD?!?!?!

  • @MrSpeedfightRichy Im 1/2 Yank 1/2 N.irish. But im mostly n.irish accent etc.

  • I loved that at around 00:31 you don't shout at him, but politely ask him to check his mirrors next time. You are awesome!

  • @bobbiesmulders I really should be a little more angry though... i dont know if being polite gets the message across on how close that kid came to wrecking me and my bike.. :D he did have a face of fear though lol.

  • You moved over from ireland for this shit???

  • @mcgrimes Blame the missus.. ;)

  • Ahhh man...I really wanna chase a cop car with the blues and twos on....jealous.

    Loving the return of glove porn as well.

  • @Alflington /misses alf..

    yeah i saw the opportunity and took it hehe.

  • great video :)

  • @SnapShot83 merci

  • great vid mate!

  • @MrSuperkumar1 well thank you very much (elvis voice)

  • best video i've watched in ages, the name's napalm... blue napalm, can't believe that woman actually saw your bike getting stolen (sorry did make me laugh though, sorry), loved the bus gauntlet :D

  • @danmoto73 i did piss ones self when reading this comment,, missus was looking at me thinking *wtf is wrong with him*

    Gay paris? Oui?

  • "just a little something" an understatement if ever i saw one.. this was a great video!! great footage and great editing!! i cant believe you got stung in the eye.. MAN that must've hurt :-( keep up the good work :-D subbed

  • @Motorius67 cheers pal. It was a little something, just put together a whole bunch of clips. i normally have a point, but this one was just bits and peices. Glad you liked it.

    yes, i still winch thinking about the pain in my eye socket.. felt like a stone.

  • How the hell was that bus even on that side of the road at 10:24? Grumpy old woman got put in her place properly.

  • @OoxTruExoO its a crappy junction, tbh i saw him before crossing, which is why i looked. Most busses get stuck in the middle of the junction there. Camberwell in London.. poo hole.

  • very nice viedo mate keep em comming

  • @kd4ysi Hopefully i wont, cause i only post mostly when im nearly cleaned off my bike ;)

  • 5:06 GO

  • @svengalie heard the rage did we?

  • @bluenapalm123 I masturbated over the irish anger 27 times

  • Great vid, and music!! Hope you do more vids! whats the chances of you being able to do a video or a vlog, when the london bridge is up?!

  • @latana151 DAMN YOU!!! i had 3 videos of london bridge going up and down.. and i thought *no one would care to see that*.. haha.. i will post the next one ifwhen i get it.

  • Nice! Best video I've seen for quite a while. 5*

  • @DANCBR1 cheers buddy :D i normally work harder on the editting,, but i guess it did the general job.. Wasp image was horrble looking hehe.

  • Yea i did enjoy :-D

  • @JamesMullins100 glad :D special mention as you kinda inspired me to sit my ass down and fire something together. didnt think people actually noticed i kinda was not posting.

  • @bluenapalm123 haha yea i always watch them :)

  • Just checking but isn't the driving around that estate on the pavement an offense? Correct me if I'm wrong of course.

  • @paulopadopa correct. plus the emergency services can do what was shown if an emergency is valid

  • @paulopadopa A kid (16yr old) was shot dead on the other side of the road,, just opposite the bins i rode passed. I think the council has more important things to worry about hehe.

  • you have nine lives mate

  • @cardboardreindeer im glad.. dont wanna become road pizza.

  • bloody hell you're polite in that first bit. i like it.

  • @oli333 i dont, i should have torn him out of the car.. ;)

  • and that's why i always have my visor down :D sometimes they hit hard enough to slam it shut

  • @Viperlin lesson learned.. tbh at 25mph i didnt think it'd hurt that much,..,

  • That's why you should always carry quickly accesible golf-balls in your glovecompartment (if riding scooter)

    I think it's a fair consequence of putting someones life at risk. After all, it could have been MUCH worse, but that's solely thanks to you!

    Good riding ;)

  • @skatepeak cheers for comment :D

  • i just been doing an online hazard perception test and keep thinking im still doing it cuz i keep goin to click the video especially at 00:27 lol

  • @JumpinPakFlash Hazard!! yeah, its good training i guess for that silly hazard test.

  • 04:00 your new friend ;-)

  • @JumpinPakFlash tbh he wasnt that bad at all. Just looked a little rough. His face when revving the engine still makes me laugh when i see it.

  • I think I'll watch that again :)

  • Love these videos. Chasing an ambulance is NOT illegal, as long as you dont break any laws in the process, such as speeding or breaking a solid white line BUT the emergency drivers really dont like it as its another thing thy have to put into their rider plan.

    The bus, i was surprised you went for it, I saw it on the far side of the stuck bus, I wouldnt have gone for it. Loving the crazy lady, unfortunatly my mother is like that LOL

    Keep them coming

  • @markgr1nyer thanks for comments.

    I kinda sped a little behind ambulance... /slap wrist.

    Yeah i saw the bus too before going.. which is why i was looking out for it.

  • @bluenapalm123

    Just remember, it's not the speed that kills, it's the sudden stop LOL.

    As for the bus, I would have been expecting a horn, becuase the bus driver was tucked behind the other one as you presented yourself at the junction, but you got there in one piece lol

  • "whats your speed" *looks at speedometer*...well we appear not to be moving

  • Hang on mate I wanna talk to you

  • Gotta love a bit of ambulance chasing...brilliant vid

  • @MrFatherland thanks pal :D

  • Great video mate nice to have you back.

  • @bigguychappers aye, just never really get many things happening on my commutes.. but i guess thats a good thing.

  • Hands down one of the best videos I've seen in a while. The drunk guy made me laugh haha. And those cars pulling infront of you at those lights, that was crazy, bastards. Please make more videos soon :-)

  • @bfmv580 aww cheers mate. I dont really have anything much to put up these days. As ive said before, its a good thing though, cause it means ive less "incidents" ohhh although the SAME junction at 9:23 this very night.. some prick did the same thing..

  • lmao, a whole lot of crazies in your neighbourhood.

    And if you thought following an ambulance was illegal, try overtaking one. They don't like it one bit :)

  • @xanas7 thats why i moved out of that neighbour hood, and why you found out where i used to live :D

  • Great Vid, thanks.

  • @gogosor cheers

  • a also got stun by a bee that flew into my helmet and hit me in the eyebrow. Man i looked like a freak because im alergic to bee and wasps

  • @warezvz i wasnt actually stung in the end... just the pain was unbelivable.. worse than a sting tbh.. i keep my visor down until im doing less than 10mph now hehe

  • @bluenapalm123

    you got lucky

    i had to go to the hospital and they give me some injections because it got so solen that i coudnt open the eye

  • Do you guys have motorcycle ambulance like we (the dutch) do? it seems alot better than having a first responce unit in a car :o in that traffic

  • @Guybrush1816351 uhh,, in birmingham they have a motorcycle paramedic.. but i think in london that have something similar.

  • I've only been stung once an it was on the back of the neck. I thought that hurt, but in the eye socket?!? Damn. Love the GoldenEye music though - genius chocie

  • @houltmac hehe yeah, dont know why james bond got chosen. Yeah its was super super super sore.

  • Absolutely fab video! esp the crazy people near where you live! :P

  • @BJMoorhouse dont live there anymore (high five!!)

  • @bluenapalm123 heh! High five indeed :)

  • haha love the vid man! yesterday there was a fucktard blocking me while I was lanesplitting. He later tried crashing into me when I passed him...

  • @Nickiller6969 you should have taken his mirror off as you passed, just to remind him he isnt the only one on the road ;)

  • lol great vid man. I got chin-raped by a bee in my helmet on a group ride about 6 months ago and it was hell! Good job dealing with the crazies btw.

  • @DasPenguin85 lol chin raped.. crazies.. yeah, there is alot of em around that neck of the woods. I seem quite harsh (well for my liking) to the lady, but she is known in the area to be a bit of a mad woman. She also was telling me i cant park my bike on the estate i (used) to live.. wtf....

  • I think we found out who stole your bike.The local drunk & the crazy lady,they teamed up to steal your other bike and now they are after your new one.Maybe you were following advancedbiker‬‎ in the ambulance.He's been making alot of videos in emergency vehicles lately.

  • @pulse0000 woot? has he? I havent watched his vids in ages.  Will check them over tommorrow morning :D bed time.

  • You damned ambulance chaser! :P

  • @jack0305 hehe, across tower bridge, who could resist? ;)

  • bond music...total win. and you say bastard like an irish guy. well made and has more action than most movies ive seen this year.

  • @polpotsdog probs cause he is irish :)

  • @polpotsdog From N.Ireland.. ;) Bastard.. hehe

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