Body: DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
So I went to a camp and I learned this as a camp song. ALL ACROSS THE NATION COAST TO COAST! (echo) PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHAT I LIKE MOST! (echo) I DONT WANNA BRAG, I DON'T WANNA BOAST (echo) I JUST TELL 'EM, I LIKE TOAST! (echo) YEAH TOAST! (echo!) And it went on like that... I loovveeee that song!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH, I LOVE THIS SONG,IVE SEEN THIS SONG LIKE 80 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY AS FU**
i wents to the Bachelor Food Mart yesterday to buy some toast, but when i done asked what aisle the toast wuz in, they said they don’t carry it. Ya ever heard anything so ridiculous? Toast is the main part of a bachelor’s diet. i done cursed them Bachelor Mart employees & prayed they would burn in the lake of Fire. Then i left that store an’ got in my truck & laid rubber outta that parkin’ lot.
I like your sence of humour. The clip is funny. I uploaded mine.,when I went to check it out., I noticed yours. They are very similar,I guess thats why I like yours.Keep up the good work.
So at my high school guy's pageant last night, one of the contestants performed this and it was one the funnies things I have ever heard in my life! i was lmbo backstage. He rightfully won the talent portion. To me, nothing can top that, especially this version. sorry
right and you are friends with Kendra evens and Kayla swiny and your a huge fan of quest crew and your friends with Kevin, Savannah Gibson and Amanda right but you will never know who i am
Seriously, the term 'fag' is extremely wrong. All I was saying was that it isn't called "The Toast Song". Actually, I was wrong as well. It is called "Toast".
Now, if you don't shut up, I will quite happily report you for offensive language.
@rabthe45bravo child... hah unless your in your 50's i dont think im to much a child just a really really bored soldier sitting arround in a fob in iraq and so ya. i cant beleive this went on as long as it did.
YEAH TOAST
aestheticamorous 4 days ago
love this!! YEAH TOAST
harryclarkson97 3 weeks ago
0:25 Am I the only one who hears "Wait a minute" before "Yeah, toast!"?
AlwaysAStarkid 1 month ago
this is by far the funniest clip on youtube haaaa
assy406 1 month ago
this is so stupid hahaha. i love it tho
Methbuster167 1 month ago
I like toast!!!
TheInspiredd 3 months ago
YEAH TOAST!!!
catdogbunny21 4 months ago
omnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
TOAST!
tanktrailproductions 5 months ago
YAH TOAST
maximumlaiadrian 6 months ago
I want toast now....and my toaster is...well....toast. Dammit!
Imnottheonlyone 6 months ago
wtf
LORDsatanwarrior 7 months ago
this is so hilarous
randomwords60 7 months ago
@TXAngel101 me to:)
baileystephanos 7 months ago
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1.take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste to 2 other vids
ezikiel666 7 months ago in playlist jesus gets hit by a bus
YEAH TOAST!
AbbyBabyySW 7 months ago
funny shit
coolsoc6 8 months ago
Toast..is the most special gift on earth:O
DaringDarkness 8 months ago
3 letters WTF?
CDayTV 8 months ago
219 people are intolerant... gluten intolerant!!!
KanyeTroll 8 months ago
Best song ever.
Zhanael 9 months ago
@Zhanael I say merely interesting.
andrew62544 8 months ago
Dude, you must have a weird life.
andrew62544 9 months ago
Funnny Like if agreeable ! Haahaa If i get 10 likes i will sing this for a talent show in front of my school !!! (:
mikawearsalex 9 months ago 3
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DONT READ THIS PLEASE
Body: DONT READ THIS Cause It Really Works. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS. NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS OVER TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS
DeiIno123 9 months ago
learned this at camp too. also the banana song...
Tarzan, swinging on a rubber band, crashed into a frying pan, ouch that hurts... I hope he doesn't peel, like a banana lol
striker1553 10 months ago
Possibly the best song ever lol.....
TheCarter69m1 10 months ago
my friend Catey introduced me to this song in 5th grade ! havvent listened to it till now :)
GOTHICxWHITExROSE 10 months ago
So I went to a camp and I learned this as a camp song. ALL ACROSS THE NATION COAST TO COAST! (echo) PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHAT I LIKE MOST! (echo) I DONT WANNA BRAG, I DON'T WANNA BOAST (echo) I JUST TELL 'EM, I LIKE TOAST! (echo) YEAH TOAST! (echo!) And it went on like that... I loovveeee that song!
ohanamaggie 11 months ago
lol so funny
123kfcisgoood 11 months ago
Yeah toast!
bddblade 11 months ago
this is the best song in the world!!!!!!!
cadetyler123 11 months ago
this is shite, its actually putting me in a bad mood. thanks for fucking my saturday night up. and i didny watch all of it.
TJDG1 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH, I LOVE THIS SONG,IVE SEEN THIS SONG LIKE 80 TIMES AND ITS STILL FUNNY AS FU**
thecooolguy1 1 year ago
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what a fuckin song :)
ripjaw123 1 year ago
Only Heywood could make toast so sexy.
vivalaleta 1 year ago
this video is older than dirt
pocketmoney123 1 year ago
i guess the guy you don't know who is i guess he's french. he said eiffel tower. so i guess thats what he is, he said baguette too.
Universofmod3000 1 year ago
Yay!!!! it just makes me happy....
GBTeacherKori 1 year ago
i'd Like if you featured the rest of the world outside america. we like toast as well you know :oP
playgirlc 1 year ago
THis guy sounds a little like a "Little-High-Pitched" engineer from tf2.
eatonwu100 1 year ago
aawweessoommee
KayleeNoelBurton 1 year ago
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i wents to the Bachelor Food Mart yesterday to buy some toast, but when i done asked what aisle the toast wuz in, they said they don’t carry it. Ya ever heard anything so ridiculous? Toast is the main part of a bachelor’s diet. i done cursed them Bachelor Mart employees & prayed they would burn in the lake of Fire. Then i left that store an’ got in my truck & laid rubber outta that parkin’ lot.
mudsiIImusket 1 year ago
LOL
jeremy22702 1 year ago
WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST
BreStar98 1 year ago 40
@BreStar98 smilesbubz? lol
shadyandalyssa 8 months ago
Awesomeness
firethower99 1 year ago
Cow boy Eron steer, babra jen and George W, 143 executions ... TEXAS TOSAST!
ItsNOYFB 1 year ago 19
I ate toast as I listened to this.
Meaning of life discovered.
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
"Oui Marie Baguette bonsoir.... FRENCH TOAST!"
Nilyentaraka 1 year ago 2
207 People suck black dicks
mathew9r 1 year ago
FFS! this song is sooooooo funny
72kezza 1 year ago
this guy is from howell michigan thats were im at!
daredude911 1 year ago
@daredude911 wow... great...and?
irishrider1337 1 year ago
lol ur funny
supermanharry2k10 1 year ago
it's not the first toast song though!
youtube.com/watch?v=WJmKStqugMc
Broadercasting 1 year ago
pie is better
12wazzabi 1 year ago
YEAH TOAST!!!
SnowAngelUSA 1 year ago 2
Oh OH OH OH i know what he saying on the French part =)
Meagan2221 1 year ago
@Meagan2221 what then?
tnhl77 1 year ago
so wheres the tost version with no laughing? :D
dranoel1963 1 year ago
YEAH TOAST!!!
riseofpie 1 year ago
too much
THECOMEDIANCOCK 1 year ago
He's not playing the drums, he's playing a TOASTER.
NobleSkull 1 year ago 2
I like toast so much.... YEAH TOAST!!!!
Lagiacrusfan195 1 year ago
YEAAAAAH TOAAAAAAASTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
drake2882 1 year ago
gay as hell
Colatelevision 1 year ago
what version is this one from?
jewifeifei 1 year ago
Me and my Cousin Love the French part!
Shanoon8backup 1 year ago
ummm they say this song is written by bob and tom but it actually written by GRAYSON MEDWID
crazyjayspage 1 year ago 2
@crazyjayspage Actually, this song was written by Haywood Banks.
sourgirl1964 1 year ago
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@crazyjayspage Actually, this song was written by the guy who sang it, Haywood Banks.
sourgirl1964 1 year ago
@crazyjayspage lol wrong lol its by heywood banks dude....
rickroller2000 1 year ago
@crazyjayspage
It's by Heywood Banks...
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
hahah yea bob and tom show!!
tacos405 1 year ago
awesome directions
EpicNinjaGod 1 year ago
the people laughing are annoying..
laurenmcelhaneyx 1 year ago
odd song
zeboomaBros 1 year ago
Great, I wish I was as cleaver....funny!!!!!!!
leefoll 1 year ago
Not for nothing dude, but this is pretty gay
sammy789987 1 year ago
fuk yay toast
lokturnus 1 year ago
this a popular song
mintzero2 1 year ago
All around the country from coast to coast,
people always say, "What do you like most?",
I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast,
But I always say that I like toast.
YEAH TOAST!!!
darthlew15 1 year ago
@darthlew15 Sorry I got that a bit wrong folks
darthlew15 1 year ago
@darthlew15
You were close.
All around the country and coast,
People always say, "What do you like most?"
I don't wanna brage, I don't wanna boast,
I always tell 'em, "I like toast."
YEAH TOAST!
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow
I meant to type brag, not brage. -_-
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
its not meens its means
bchoplosky 1 year ago
Haha I love playing this song to myself in the morning when making breakfast. =D
AshJL 1 year ago
Lol "YEAH TOAST " XD
xAloneXandXBleedingx 1 year ago
Do you think this guy likes toast?
XD
LiquoriceandSpice 1 year ago
lmao!!! dude this song is awesome!!!! lmao!!
SoNatureGrl17 1 year ago
I like your sence of humour. The clip is funny. I uploaded mine.,when I went to check it out., I noticed yours. They are very similar,I guess thats why I like yours.Keep up the good work.
angelee19763 1 year ago
It's been so long since I heard this song. Hilarious!!!! Awesome!!
TreyPixler 1 year ago
Go toast!
zoomaroni9876 1 year ago
Yay toast!
zoomaroni9876 1 year ago
Yeah Toast!:D
XxLaceyMunchezxX 1 year ago
YEAH!
ThePenguinsAttack 1 year ago
YEAH TOAST!
pmckeown40 1 year ago
haha love this song!
muddytwelve 1 year ago
FRENCH TOAST!!!
wingnut240 1 year ago
This video has allowed me to begin my day in the best way possible!!
PrimalToad1 1 year ago
1 take a dep breath
2 think of somebody you like
3 press f10 five times
4 send this to 5 youtube videos
5 look at your background 3
Pictipolly 1 year ago
Nothing happened..
sucker.
TheWezel1995 1 year ago
So at my high school guy's pageant last night, one of the contestants performed this and it was one the funnies things I have ever heard in my life! i was lmbo backstage. He rightfully won the talent portion. To me, nothing can top that, especially this version. sorry
ashleytisdalefan007 1 year ago
Hahaha dude so funny....
SongofSongs316 1 year ago
i like tost in all but too crazy
queen23452 1 year ago
i personally like wheat toast, but french toast is ok
LegitSnipeXxPSC 1 year ago
^-^ YEAH TOAST!!!
cofeeadict5 1 year ago
MMMMMMM....toast and vegemite !!!!!!!! yeah, I'm an Aussie.
333revelation 1 year ago
very radom buuh cool (Y)
xXkellybabesxX 1 year ago
YEA TOAST!!!!!!!!! i was just looking up random crap but this is funny man awesome vid.
BigNicksVids 1 year ago
@BigNicksVids if you want to see a better one search TF2 yeah toast its WAY better
o0MiniMoose0o 1 year ago
i like turtels
dream4dreamtheater 1 year ago
lol! my brotgher told me about this! HILARIOUS!!! YEAHHH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTwilightsagastar 1 year ago
THIS IS AWESOME YEAH TOAST!!!
sakura2495 1 year ago
YYEEAAHH TTOOAASSTT!!!!!!!!!!!1
jptejamen 1 year ago 3
FRENCH TOAST!!
leadmare56 1 year ago
i like boobies
EderLiru 1 year ago 2
Wtf? Lol.. my math techer told me to search this.. Its weird.. bahaha xD
KitaWeda 1 year ago
Mr.ramey
acdciscool1 1 year ago
right and you are friends with Kendra evens and Kayla swiny and your a huge fan of quest crew and your friends with Kevin, Savannah Gibson and Amanda right but you will never know who i am
acdciscool1 1 year ago
It was German Toast before World War One.
abelyas 1 year ago 3
It's called "Ya Toast!". Why do people call it "The Toast Song"? It's insulting.
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago 9
actually, it's called "Toast"
talmak2001 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow lol dude shut up moral fag
nightdevil6666 1 year ago
@nightdevil6666
You are both illiterate and stupid.. :)
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow and you are a moral fag, moral fag :)
nightdevil6666 1 year ago
@nightdevil6666
Seriously, the term 'fag' is extremely wrong. All I was saying was that it isn't called "The Toast Song". Actually, I was wrong as well. It is called "Toast".
Now, if you don't shut up, I will quite happily report you for offensive language.
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow fag is a smokable stick of tobacco sooo offensive language , nice try. anyway w/e you say moral cry baby
nightdevil6666 1 year ago
@nightdevil6666
Wow, way to take it out of context. You weren't using it in that way, jerk.
A fag is a bundle of sticks, yes, but you were using it as the VERY offensive slang meaning "gay."
So lay off. WTF, why did you start this whole thing from my simple statement anyway?!
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow dude your still stressin about that? god damn calm down. its the internet. there are far worse things on it.
nightdevil6666 1 year ago
@nightdevil6666 ..or a tiring, unwelcome task... or a cigarette; .... dear Lord, child
rabthe45bravo 1 year ago
@rabthe45bravo child... hah unless your in your 50's i dont think im to much a child just a really really bored soldier sitting arround in a fob in iraq and so ya. i cant beleive this went on as long as it did.
nightdevil6666 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow its called the toast song -.-
Saborhagen 1 year ago
@Saborhagen
No, actually, you and I are both wrong. I searched it.
It is called "Toast" by Heywood Banks
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow They call it "The Toast Song" because it's a song about toast.
the = definite article
toast = noun acting as an adjective
song = noun
The blue car; the tall man; the strong woman; the toast song. :) See?
rabthe45bravo 1 year ago
@rabthe45bravo
*sarcasm* Wow! I didn't know that! Thank you, Captain Obvious.
*unsarcasm* I was referring to the real title, "Toast," my oh so smart acquaintance.
I was simply making a joke that maky people happened to like about how it is not, in fact, called The Toast Song.
It's that simple.
jjmeowmeow 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow because it toast song and also and it play
jayman1600 1 year ago
@jjmeowmeow you dont say
jayman1600 1 year ago
I LOVE TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
swierczek06 1 year ago 2
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Shinniokio 1 year ago
sounds like wee monsieur barber coquette, oho connasonte vu sey ve, maurice yeh velte eiffle tower,me eh wee baget monsouire, sounds like that
TheDogmatix10 1 year ago 2
i love toast so much
asssssss1333 1 year ago 29
@asssssss1333
BullsharkProduction 1 year ago
i dnt get why American's call it French Toast...its not even a french food
JayfuzOMarley 1 year ago
yes it is a french food. you obviously have no idea what youre talking about.
sparser1 1 year ago
i know exactly what im talking about
JayfuzOMarley 1 year ago
XD 1:07
alexzlrulez 1 year ago
i love it when he says "yeah toast" at 1:14 XD
alexzlrulez 1 year ago
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i think this so stupid you guys have nothing to do but retarded like this!!!!
01111967able 1 year ago
toast is the shit
the7665 1 year ago
i challenge you to listen to this song and NOT laugh your ass off XD
FRENCH TOAST!!!!!
MrSpitz99 1 year ago 4
i fricken love toast man
1414danger 1 year ago
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hahahhahaha halo fag
Bitchtiki 2 years ago
hahaha lol thats is some funy shit
pikklowski 2 years ago
Ya know what they say!
DiscoGlacier 2 years ago
this is super weird
theTylerRankin 2 years ago
HAHA!!!!!!
CyclonicDeath 2 years ago
:D:D:D really funny
I3uh 2 years ago
Lmfao
StoneColdDesire316 2 years ago
i love toast
chin1chillaeatyou 2 years ago
TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SuperCheesemouse 2 years ago
FRENCH TOAST!!
Natovr7 2 years ago
this is what he actually says yes. Mister hello vain, uh huh increasing has you worm, Maurice knight effeil tower, oh yes Maria bagette good evening,
MrJose9941 2 years ago
@MrJose9941 I think he is actually referencing the actor Maurice Chevalier.
actionjaxsun 2 years ago
this guy is plaing this on a toaster!! lol.. just thought ild let u guys know
ptgptg14 2 years ago
the team fortress version is the best
onexero1 2 years ago 66
onexero1 true
MrUberEpicAwesome1 2 years ago
@onexero1 always will be!
tnhl77 1 year ago
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!
098Haloman 2 years ago
he's playing this song on a toaster..not drums lol
hoopskay86 2 years ago 3
@hoopskay86
toaster > drums 4tw!
rhythmali 2 years ago
this is GAaaaaaaiLll
YEAR TOAST :D:D:D
10blueboy10 2 years ago
YEAH TOAST!!!!!!!!!!!
wolf241 2 years ago
was this suppose to make me laugh or what?
blink182frets 2 years ago
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this is my song beaner
flatbillproductions 2 years ago
bob and tom cant do anything without pissin themselves laughing hahha! theyre good lmao check out Dicken's Cider omFG that will CRACK U UP!! lolzz
fibee1380 2 years ago
I always feel better once I have my Dicken's Cider.
byecrikey 2 years ago
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha my wife doesn't let me go a day without my Dicken's cider :D
eggmancp 2 years ago
hey im thetoast
atthetoast 2 years ago
awsome song
abcwhitney 2 years ago
feeling down...just listen to this song and it will make you laugh!!!
sballgatorgirl06 2 years ago
ahhaha wowowowowowo
dylanweatherly 2 years ago
This is so funny (: Haha I love the laughing!!!
emochick2016 2 years ago