How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

[saturnrings123]

ahahahahahah :) i love the man in this video lol

[kyria1993]

go fetch... some of them are weird and messed up but ima right it down

[wawabug]

I love the measuring things line

[FlyDontLandOnFlowers]

Why can't ALL of my gf's watch this..

[stue083]

ITs soo , soo true u treat us like like it, an we will act like it, how u get a girl to narate this shit, by the way excellent looking girl, i want her now ( caveman attitude) lol

[tJcooper666]

hahaha so true. men are so simple minded. that is why i date girls instead.

[Scout1850]

OMG step 7 :))true

[woodenhead2050]

how to be the perfect girlfriend, dont call the police when i domestically abuse you, sit there and take it like a champ then make me some dinner

[dawsaurus]

step 1) get off the internet, and get in the kitchen

[nicole22rox]

I don't think I'll be asking my future boyfriend to pull my finger...

[DeadLaine]

i had a perfect girlfriend, until she took an arrow to the knee :I

[rooket6]

This sexist and should be renamed to How to be a Manipulative Girlfriend. A perfect girlfriend cleans, cooks, puts out all the time, and is really hot.

[19KrIzPiN68]

hey sweet things you forgot 1 very important ingredient,..

- don't talk so much - that'd help

[bhstone1]

brilliant!

[ItsMoriashkiBitches]

2:02 funniest thing EVER

[blamtasticful]

Don't suggest salad! LOL!

[HannahEStorm]

I was the perfect girlfriend, until I took an arrow to the knee..

[ryananthony15]

@HannahEStorm You were the perfect girlfriend until you started making skyrim jokes

[cylaisawesome]

@ryananthony15 So females are not allowed to play video games?

[ryananthony15]

@cylaisawesome How is that implied in me talking about skyrim jokes? They are just getting old, but that really doesn't have anything to do with girls playing video games

[DIonutAlex]

damn the one who made this must be the perfect girlfriend <3

[validfor1hour]

big up for Red Stripe ..



[campt91]

Basically meet his basic needs and don't be a bitch. It's not that hard.

[geksii]

ROFL, 578 women that couldn't please there boyfriends disliked this!

[Daioblis]

Keep in mind that I share the same opinion on women like Sikamaru Nara. So naggin' is women's speciality. Wish if I have a girlfriend she'd be nice, sweet, gentle, kind, pure hearted, an' maybe smart, calm an' collected. But I doubt I'll find other than bossy, short tempered an' naggy. (Sighs)

[Daioblis]

That bein' said, I'll make it simple: I'll do anythin' I can for my girlfriend (which will be the one I love) just to make her happy an' see her smile. Although I doubt I'll have a girlfriend ever or even any friends.

[Daioblis]

Last but not least, the one I've always been waitin' to answer, Point #7: I'll NEVER, absolutely NEVER EVER ask her to have. I'll do it only when she's ready an' I'll never try to seduce her. An' there are times when I'm not in the mood, so not whenever an' wherever, unless she wants to have sex. I'll only when she wants. By the way, don't try beer on me, 'cause I don't drink.

[Daioblis]

Point #6: I only explain things when necessary an' I'll be happy to spend all of my day with her however she wants, especially if it's some quality time like in the video.

[Daioblis]

Point #5: I do wanna have some time with my friends (only if I had any) an' hang out with'em but I never growl, hate fightin' ('cause I hate violence an' I'm a peaceful guy an' fights are such a drag), an' I don't take interest in measurin' things. An' I'm always ready for some quality time with my girlfriend even if it's all day, I'll do anythin' to keep her smile.

[Daioblis]

Point #4: I do get grumpy an' have a short temper when I'm really hungry, but I can suppress it from releasin' fury on her.

[Daioblis]

Point #3: If she sees somethin' she doesn't like 'bout me or I did somethin' wrong or somethin' she doesn't like or you know what I mean, all she has to do is tell me an' I swear to God that I'll fix it just for her.

[Daioblis]

Point #2: No need to dress like that. It's ok to dress casual, although I'll really appreciate it if she dresses special like that.

[Daioblis]

Point #1: I'll be comfortable in her presence so long she doesn't have a short temper, not bossy or at least not as Shikamaru Nara says 'bout women, 'cause me an' him share the same opinion (an' are very much alike). An' I certainly do NOT eat like a pig, an' I don't understand the other one but I don't like leavin' the dishes like that or fartin' loudly.

[Daioblis]

Ok, I'll make a few comments on your pointers to show mine, 'cause from what it seems I'm not your average everyday man (maybe a real gentleman but I don't know).

[Lullah4You]

So funny!!!!!

[Tott26]

Just distract him with beer?!?! WTF?

[TailsFan23]

This is actually very helpful to my current situation. Makes me laugh and understand my boyfriend more. thanks~ (:

[vlax42]

2:03

AARRRRRRGG

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[GrowlyBear917]

I was just growling right before I arrived at this video. Nice omelet too, just needs a bit more time in the pan. The girlfriend is very cute.

[MrFlappy32]

Sexist

[goulygliu]

by the videos attached to this i think its a safe bet to say that more guys are watching this.

[MrOwnage420]

Must... Measure... DICK SIZE!!!

[trio3d]

u bitches and liars.. Sorry. That's my ego. :P

[carlycat101]

this is too funny and it is probably true :D

[squallz13]

ahaha attention from you to the fridge.. so true

[Neighb0urhoodWatch]

Imagine if they said that women want sex whenever whereever? There would be a very different reaction to this video.

[CurtMortis]

I like the part about measuring things the best

[LIVVORNNO]

men cook better than women , i cook better than many many women that i knowed

[iMurkMonkeys]

@SuperTruth77 that's fucked up bro. You deserve to get wacked

[iMurkMonkeys]

I like how girls complain how guys are pigs as if they're just the most gentle perfect creatures hahaha! Syke get over yourself. If you want a healthy relationship you have to care to eachothers needs, it goes both ways. N if your really that stuck in your ways so much that you can't do this for the person you're trying to be with, then you're obviously not cut out to be girlfriend material n vice versa. Think about that next time shits not working out

[allstarplaya1294]

See even this thing says for u bitches to get back in the kitchen ....

[jackster1990]

For the women watching wondering if any of this is actually true or just jokes: the first half of 1 is true, 2 is true, 3 is true and extreamly important, 4 is true for the most part, 5 is true and important for both sexes in my opinion, 6 is true to a certian extent, 7 is true and id like to add that its not our fault, its not like we asked for a extreamly high sex drives, its just the way it is, and there isn't a way to make it go away except for sex itself.

[icetouchxox]

moral of the story: men are animals

[snoffuful]

:D 

[keepingmyeyesshut]

I don't even have a boyfriend...why am i watching this?!

[isawayto]

@EmptyMagzHD

fuck you

[annette37a]

then he would shut up!!! LOL hahahahahha

[CavingCam]

Must...Measure...SCREEN SIZE!!!

[jonosue]

hilarious :)

[roxandes]

She is totally right, i'm a pig!! Where's my beer

[lovenlust92]

lmfao guys are pigs full stop.

[eastjeff]

ha

[sophmore90]

Finally! Thank you!!! ; P

[HioPojac]

0:34 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas reference

[SuperTruth77]

Years ago I was in a bad situation where I owed some money to some SERIOUSLY bad guys, & couldn’t pay. To show me they meant business, they viciously attacked my girlfriend when she was out with friends, causing horrible scarring all over her face & leaving her unable to have kids.

Actually, they kinda did me a favour- our relationship was on the rocks anyway & this really gave me the push I needed- a few days later I skipped town & changed my name. Don’t know (or care!) what became of her.

[onlymeee321]

I couldn't help but think that the boyfriend kinda acts like a dog

[Inferno5711]

@onlymeee321 i think its the "fun" of making this video, i mean, cmon "distract him with beer"

it's for fun

[MicroDaylight]

I LOL'd

[cforse1]

Who wrote this shit, let me guess some dumb bitch that thinks she knows what the fuck we want.

[capetorial]

"and measuring things" best part of the vid cept hot chick

[pl00xpalla]

so treat him like a pet?!

WTF VIDEOJUG?!

[MrBoegela]

she is such a bad actress XD

[TheIsraeliteChannel]

The perfect wife/girlfriend follows these golden rules:

1Peter 3:5 For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands:

6 Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, CALLING HIM LORD: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

[electriceric100]

@TheIsraeliteChannel perfect example of why religious fanatics are insane

[TheIsraeliteChannel]

The Bible isnt a religious book fool

[electriceric100]

@TheIsraeliteChannel Im the fool, fro mthe guy who says all women need to be subjective to their husbands and call them lord. Try finding a woman whos down with these rules, good luck finding anyone man

[TheIsraeliteChannel]

@electriceric100 No shit its hard to find a woman like that, cuz all the men are a bunch of pussy whipped faggot punk bitches who do whatever the woman tells you!!!! Quite sad actually....when America was first formed women had no rights...they had the right to take care of the children.

The elite use the women to destroy our families and take away our freedoms. Thats why they give women liberty these days....cuz women with liberty is an entirely new concept.

[ryoshinko]

@TheIsraeliteChannel you need to get laid man

[electriceric100]

@TheIsraeliteChannel women are just as good as men, and far better than you.

[TheIsraeliteChannel]

@electriceric100 You see, instead of learning the truth you get offended. Thats part of your programming. Good thing for you real men are standing up and speaking out against these devils all around the world.

Its time for men to started acting like men. The time of effeminate men is over.

Job 40:7 Gird up thy loins now like a man: I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me.

[TheIsraeliteChannel]

@electriceric100 You see, instead of learning the truth you get offended. Thats part of your programming. Good thing for you real men are standing up and speaking out against these devils all around the world.

Its time for men to started acting like men. The time of effeminate men is over.

Job 40:7 Gird up thy loins now like a man: I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me.

[TheBgoz]

@TheIsraeliteChannel only if you're a christian. or if you have issues with your masculinity/ego.

[killjo234]

Complexity of the female mind, A.K.A bat shit insane

[14elliebaby1]

i would not dare fart of leave the pots or anything like that coz then he would think im a rite tramp and then i will defoo not be the perfect girlfriend

[10Kent10]

0:59 she looks like mila jovovich from resident evils.

[gnat1414]

Hahaha distract him with beer:D

[TLerMalik11six]

hahaha sad part is....that would mostly work for me! haha there are a few things 2 change though!

[Migas128]

"distracted him with beer"

let me see.. beer or sex?...SEX!!!!!

[VdoggydTV]

i would hate to have a gf like this omg hell on earth

[ElegeantFencer]

Wow, she's hot. Man I would like to meet a tomboy..

[00GreyEyedGirl00]

Ok as sexist as this is I found the "men enjoy explaining things bit" to be pretty funny. I think it's cute when men try to explain things to me on topics I already know a lot about. I just nod my head and say "that's very interesting dear I didn't know that!"

[TheOriginalTCG]

"Where he will do male activities like growling, fighting and measuring things." LOL

[jomom6969]

if you have knees and a mouth you'll be fine don't need all those things

[TheRandomtruffle]

feed him? let him roam?

it's a man, not your pet cat or dog!

[MsMolliejean]

@TheRandomtruffle It's a joke? You know a 'haha' laughing kind of joke?

[Cobra91Serbia]

I like chocolate milk. ^_^

[ratelslangen]

man needs:

Food

Beer

Women

hell yeah

[bubbis7]

*throws beer* guy yells! "BEEER!!!!!!" XD



[kidragakas]

This video is pretty much implying the same crap the 50's housewives/ domestic goddesses, red book good wives guide junk, thinly disguised with a patronizing tone and modern facelift. The only different point is number 1- but only slightly- red book had it phrased more to relaxing standards on him...

[analiz12100]

@AdmiralJohnBates well that is not the way to a girls heart at all!

[Gektek]

i gotta admit the beer would work with me :D

[MollyMocket000]

wtf is this crap

[lasoogneypubes]

How to be the perfect girlfriend: Fuck us whenever we want. 

[anita3310]

wtf wat abt r happiness r v maid to r husband or wat

[kenny69ing]

the way to a mans heart is his stomach wtf weres the tities

[therealonethistime]

I thought this was how to be the perfect girlfriend—not the perfect pet owner.

[MsAnjalena]

i think the worst part is this is all completly true...X_x

[hornsatheart]

this is hilarious. if this is a joke, great job

[nikkichick1999]

Lukefonfabre9-

I can do that for you :)

[TheRoxinaBox]

@nikkichick1999 are you seriously trying to pick up guys on youtube? wtf..

[JazzyShnazzySinging]

"Or He May Appear To be Hunting." Lmao!

[fableofsea]

Hahahahahaahahaha this video made me laugh so hard.

[AmaLovesWow]

How often do I make sandwiches? Why doesnt it tell me!?

[Lukefonfabre9]

this is one of the biggest pieces of bullshit, I've never drank alcohol in my life, I want someone who'll always be honest with me, doesn't stereotype me, actually gives a shit about what I have to say, among any other things that contradict this

[lujanr32]

@Lukefonfabre9 dude, stop bullshitting urself, you KNOW this would be the perfect GF...lol

[Lukefonfabre9]

@lujanr32 I've never drank beer in my life, and I treat women like they're equal

[Gektek]

@Lukefonfabre9 u must be gay

[Lukefonfabre9]

@Gektek no I'm not, but clearly you're as stupid as the video says guys are if you're okay with this derogatory video towards us

[Lukefonfabre9]

@lujanr32 clearly you're a girl because you know NOTHING about guys, or you only know things about the stereotypical guys that are total assholes, good luck finding someone special

[heeh2]

Stomach full, balls empty. If you also clean or work you're wife material.

[exitgirl5]

LMFAO distract him with beer DID YOU SEE HIS FACE!!!!

[nobodyitellyou]

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[nyancatismyonlyfrand]

I laughed my ass off at

"measuring things"

:3

[genericmember1]

@nyancatismyonlyfrand Me too, because that's exactly the kind of shit I end up doing with my mates.

I've also explained how bridges are made to my girlfriend several times (I have a masters in engineering, this is the kind of thing I find interesting and what I think everyone else should know about). I think I've bored her enough by now looking back.

[hyperpersons]

lol um....i can't tell whether this is a sarcastic video or not..is that bad?

[perezpablo75]

Awesome, this is going in my girlfriends Facebook wall :D

[XGerardxxWayXmCrLvR]

noo!!! you shouldnt fart around ur boyhfren unless u guys have known eachother for a LONG time lol

[CreationsEpic]

I ALMOST DIED WHEN THEY SAID THAT HE MAY APPEAR TO BE HUNTING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!

[WildDogShadow]

If you're with a guy who wants sex no matter how you feel, you're with the wrong one anyhow.

If he loves you, and is more than just attracted to you, he would understand your feelings, and jerk off like he did the past XX years.

[awesometteisawesome]

Thumbs up if you thought you saw Ron Weasley for a second.

[The747120]

GO MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

[mermeyface]

"...growling, fighting, and measuring things." xDD

[kittycat65436]

hahahahaha this video might not be that helpful but its kinda true. and very funny XD thanks for making such as great video!! :)

[Tott26]

Just distract him with beer!!???? WTF?

[elenneth]

@Tott26 beer is always the answer!

[jjccllnn170285]

@Tott26

LOL!! sometimes it works

[ElegeantFencer]

@Tott26 It's supposed to be funny. xD

[ilona643121]

@Tott26 lol im 10 soo no

[postblitz]

funny xD

[84mrjoker]

step 1. swallow. end.

[yizo247]

awwwww i love your little cats on the door frame :3

[YZTWN]

How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend : Shut Up And Suck A Nigga Dick

[SheldonTheRagdoll]

thumbs up if you're male

[BaxterXenon]

My girlfriend apprieciates me more, this is soooo true...

[mkg020300]

Ha ha ha ha or distract him with beer

[lena13146]

Where the beer?!?!?!

[TheKingOfJordan1]

Step 1: Give lots of sexy-time.

Step 2:Make good food.

Step 3:Repeat steps 1 & 2

[dramamommi79]

well i don't feel like i learned anything but i sure got a hell of a laugh out of it XD

[Tron544]

Measuring things... not exactly pool tables...

[tcf97601]

Men are sissys and eventhough our jobs as girlfriends are to take care of our men....they need to be the perfect boyfriend to obtain the perfect girlfriend! They need to cowboy up and learn to also take care of themselves as well! I personaly enjoy taking take care of my honey but cowering to his every need as when they are capable of duing themselves is beyond my resume~

[HiddenFearHD]

how to be a perfect gf? make me food..

[RevealSnipin]

Mmm shoulda said make him sandwiches and give em natty

[fuckingprincess11100]

"not a plastic doll" yeah, your right .. to me it looked like a blowjob doll.. ;d

[ZEROxCOOLx]

Lets see, sex or getting wasted.....Why not both?? If not sex atleast my beer wont reject me, until i get alcohol poisoning

[bass5istheman]

If I'm already like this minus the sex part, but I don't want to date anybody, is that bad?

[scarface12347]

men dont like farts but we love beer!!! even the young men like 15-16 year olds love beer.

[frenchy4511]

@scarface12347

Well i sure don't... :P

[tommy9421]

@FarmerProduction u just saved me for searcing trought 5671 comments!

[moetjewa451]

Don't ever fart women.... DON'T!

[RoaccVideos]

@Shaea15

Great, now I'm gonna have to trawl through everypne comments to see what 'lifediesyoung' 's comment was...

[metalrocker1ful]

My god.....

They're making us men look like animals......D:<

Well I would run if my girlfriend threw a six pack of beers XD

[cmekill64]

just suck my dick that's what it takes babe.

[undisputed4life]

Shaea15 is wrong. @joeyXDface <--- even better boyfriend.

[joeyXDface]

And dont Ever fart. That is just weird, if my woman farted i would feel relaxed, I would tell her to clean the fuck up.

[joeyXDface]

How to be the perfect girlfriend.

>clean

>cook

>sex

>dont moan.

Done.

[Xachz]

Measuring thing by that means measuring .....?

[302yt]

This video makes men look dumb.... lol

[Shadowfan700]

@302yt they are dumb. ya know?

[MrDgroff]

These are awesome tips for the most part.

[EinBick]

Some of these are actually true xD

[madicatlover1996]

keep pressing 1:58

[ryderxf]

lol he may appear to be hunting that was so funny xDDDDDDDD

[IMayBeADreamer5]

Is this legit? But i love how they speak of guys..:)

[dakingofhearts]

LMAO!