VIRTUAL X-MAS CARD - I hate New Christmas Songs

[satan2metal]

um just going to say this personally this guy isnt funny at all ... just saying i appologize if your into listening to a failed drop out comedian attempt to make online people laugh

[saskiabrittany13]

i love your sorta 5 o'clock shadow (:

[Blank254]

@Greensight201 ...ON CHRISTMAS!

[Blank254]

I heard about a kid who drag raced a cop and lost... But was alps arrested shortly after... ON HANUKKAH (jks I mean Christmas)

[MsAngelxStylez]

NUTELLA.....on Christmas.

[falafal12]

Those background dancers are what background dancers should be like

[manuelthemaniak]

Dude you need to be on television, it would make television not suck.

[TheEminemadness]

i like flufee more

[Artanis2nd]

Shaving one's groin hair... On Christmas! :)

[evrchanging]

*spazz hands* at the end lol

[EpicChick24]

I wanna hulla hoop f*ck face! lmfao!

[SwidtGames]

Marry me?

[gabyluvsutube]

Andyoandy311 is Awesome on christmas.........

NO wait andypandy311 is always awesome

[dukefree350]

Have you ever picked your butt, and worried about smelling your fingers?

[thebigbadwolfwashere]

@dukefree350 ...on Christmas.

[xoFiroza]

Merry christmas mr Andrew!

[mckenzievanity69]

epic dance moves

[dugganatorr]

/still gets an orange every year in stocking.

Delicious, Bitch.

[swagt0pus]

Yo' motha's a christmas hoe

[TikkiTikki8]

teach me how to dougie....on christmas ;)

[BackflipingSheep]

A............... On Christmas

[GreenSight201]

I used to like took a arrow to the knee jokes....then I took a arrow to the knee

[4lifeshaytards]

new favorite Christmas song!! <3

[KateVogeleLover2009]

depressed dude with an ugly sweater.. on christmas.

[DeSadeM]

Press 9, 9, 9, 9,... on Christmas

[Uberjunge]

Making a grilled cheese sandwich without a grill, but instead using a toaster and a microwave, because my father was killed by a provocative grill many Christmases ago ... on Christmas!

[koolkat3682]

A Christmas movie is one where everyone has Christmas spirit in the beginning, and in the end, nobody has Christmas spirt.

[corhamm1]

the devil coming to earth and sucking souls from all new born babies all hope is lost...on christmas

[Razanalkatkotah]

I made a peanut butter and egg sandwich which tasted like cat food...................on Christmas

[AxeltheSiexth]

OMG!!! He didnt to the Raptor face!

[ILoveCurlsInMyhair]

i still get oranges for christmas -_-

[merryhappy95]

i cried in your christmas songs.

[DarkEmortality]

Christmas... And Kwanza... And Hannakah... Rashashana. Lol, I remember that from your original Christmas song.

[BufffKitten]

@skylovesicp were u raped by a pediphile with a monkey on their face if so im not here for u go FUCK URSELF and and merry christmus

[skyelovesicp]

kill it ... honestly you look like a pedifile with that mokey on your face

[TRxR3D]

@skyelovesicp ... On Christmas!

[NomChan77]

i saw daddy kissing santa c:

[hertrix]

@andypandy311 haha that's because you're awesome, Mr. Andy.

[chuysbitch]

This is cute

[hyperbubblez]

*inserts something funny here.* on christmas

[animewarrior08]

lol laughing so hard right now on christmas

[BigEthan391]

A video of two hot girls making out then the camera pans out and you see a fat guy fingering his belly button and you loose your boner....on Christmas.

[ItsKatKool]

My mother got attacked by 54 monkeys with red butts...... on christmas

[kensey19]

Your beard is sexy, On Christmas

[CharlesBluemoon]

i still get oranges on christmas! <3

[Firstonetocomment]

Ya look like jon lajoie

[JennRocksYourSockss]

Omg I love this :P

[erealpe13]

lalal lal la lalal on christmas....aaaaaaassssss

[everybodypoops11]

A can

[everybodypoops11]

@naskoBG26 you are a good person.

[Zergling29]

@naskoBG26 OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Seriously this shit is so fucking old.

[ihatemeandallofyou]

@naskoBG26 you son of a bitch >:(

[naskoBG26]

@ihatemeandallofyou i love you too.

[MmeLuella]

Oh man, I love this so much.

[lawlzd00domg]

This had me absolutely dying of laughter.

[lifesgoodpeep]

The best hard of this video has to be hitler in a boot on christmas.

[ItsKatKool]

I saw mommy murdering puppies........ on christmas

[krazykairi]

I got an orange every year till I was 13... On Christmas =/

[georgesel7age]

That was the best background dancing I've ever seen

[andypandy311]

I'm laughing pretty hard all all of your guys' suggestions of random things to say (adding 'on Christmas' at the end)

[brutalmetalmosher]

get diagnosed with aids.... on christmas

[xXTiGG3RXx]

from 2:40-3:29 my attention was focused on the two andy's in the back...

[Meltedpotato323]

Getting arrested for killing 20 orphans, ON CHRISTMUS

[SoccerStar96]

Your background dancers and naughty parody titles make me giggle.

[QueenBetch11]

lol you make a crappy day happy day on christmas. :] i'll be sure to share this with all my friends :]

[MrDeamon1]

Xmas is the largest commercial known to man

[YummyChoccy]

What movie are you gonna be in?

[YummyChoccy]

I sang this song in my lesson to advertise, my teacher was... imperessed

[Rockismylove]

the beginning hahahaha lap dance :D

[SixBubbles]

hey andy gimmie your phone number and ill call you over and over... wink wink.

[fadams22]

LOL what are you doing in the background??! hahaha

[Megdeo]

My cat is infatuated with you. She just licked your face haha

[ZunePrune]

Cat on a frozen pond. On Christmas. Just a plug LOL.

[wemoo13]

All i want for christmas is @andypandy311

[chocolatelullabies]

Gosh you remind me of Justin Bieber!

[bakersfieldmusicnow]

DOOOUGH..your the best and...is that a big zitt on your nose?

[gangs7aman1a]

Hitler in a boot :D:D:D

[WhackedMaki2]

I still get oranges on Christmas... Is that weird?

[TaiNteDboTTLeDwatEr]

Seriously though..you're hilarious. :'D

[TCHAOSV]

yes"!!!!!!! create gibberish language!!!!!!

[Budzpip]

@eugeners1 someone stole my sweetroll...on Christmas :(

[shallonjade]

Me and my friend watched this and we died of laughter!!!

[isisgissela]

Andy, please be my friend. Now. :)

[ssjover9000Brolunks]

The arm flailing at the end was priceless.

[Daniair]

So can we get this sing on itunes?

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

being constipated on the toilet for 348 hours while eating prunes....on CHRISTMAS

[chrisjames6505]

This is excellent! :D

[naughtygoddesss]

What movie are you gonna be in? :D

[LittleMsMusic97]

made my whole night a blast. totally sharing with my whole obnoxious Christmas carol making up family!

[WoahItsOliviaa]

Andy you are hilarious!

[FlamingLlamacorns]

I find it funny that two guys playing video games has more subs than you. You should get more *insert troll face here*

[karley188]

sounded like a fart at the end

[SuperDeckreviews]

SHAVE BOY!!!

[EvilKiwi31]

Your beard looks very nice on you.

[bleedingblue000]

:)



[Mcglovin727]

You got some epic dance moves

[IxHitxdrums]

ON CHISTMUS!!1!

[filledwiththesun]

Your beard is sexy.

[tigerandcookie]

i like your beard :3

[ClaraClayFace]

D:!! NOT MY MOMMA!!!

[Pedo0Face]

Yo mother is a Christmas hoe (Me): i know -Tear

[wheretheworldgoes]

@sadlyzombiebait I know! That way you could not be charged for murder....

[TheCapitalLetter]

the back up dancers are kinda ugly compared to Andy

[allmightydelight]

haha Santa

[KidRP]

Win its up

[OwlCityFan26]

"hey olden days. You suck." lol!

[briggskidd]

more beard

[CitrusLily10]

dude your eyes in this video are different colors!

[teddy5615]

put the audio transcribe on and go to 2:28

[sadlyzombiebait]

Lol. Just one question. Why stab him in the liver? Why not the gallbladder. Livers have a great going rate.

[tumbler0615]

I love you

[smashinglollipops]

still haven't made me not laugh keep it up :)

[silverstorm1000]

HAHA!!7.5 lobsters with fake boobs on Christmas made me laugh

[dazedgal]

Oi there Andy, I just realized your gibberish could definitely be a new language. Imagine having invented your own language in this age and time I think you should definitely consider this! Thanks for the Christmas song.

[RiCKYBiLLSiEMENS]

TRIPLETS!!! 'O'

[THECaliGirlMe]

WHAt moviee?????? I wanna c it the day It comes out!!!

[Jarzard1]

I always get a mandarin orange in my stocking...

[mrthurogood]

Andy, you are just so awesome!

[rieselsanta]

I see "no homo" comments so much on the Internet. I'm thinking about getting a t-shirt that says

Jesus loves the gays. No homo.

Or how about

Jesus loves you. No homo

[silverstorm1000]

@rieselsanta Jesus loves you. No homo lol that one is better

[thesmalldog]

You dancing in the background while you were talking was very distracting, but in a good way.

[eugeners1]

I took an arrow to the knee on Christmas.

[spazyassassin1]

sexy beard no homo

[97nachotv]

Very funny! Good progress with your subscribers, too.

[elmowithyaagain]

HAHAHA!!!! its a family tradition to get an orange in your stocking for Christmas.

[graveyardbutterfly]

Sun Chips on Christmas?! I accept!!!!!

[twixiechick]

Good point on making Christmas songs. xD So TRUE!!

[1683clifton]

Due to my incestant need to value myself on whether or not a girl loves me, your videos are probably gonna keep me from killing myself, on Christmas, cause I will be laghuing like a shithead. Instead of crying.

[MrArmokir]

Ahahah keep up the good work! You're sooo funny and we love you so much! (no homo...) BTW get laid during christmas vacations!

[RJRCh1ef]

I've gotten a mandarin orange in my stocking for as long as i can remember

[Karatefreako]

Nice dancing (;

[Brentor14]

hahahaha i love the spoof names

[Kkatrinaevening]

I love the beard!

[hippowithagun]

i like your beard

on christmas

[iTakeCandyFrmBabies]

Lmao at u in the background

[zalelinda]

my parents gave me an orange last year. for real..

[sasuke0poons0all]

Yeah.. Thought your receive than to give joke was gonna go sexual... but you didnt... why not?

[thepowerKRAZE]

I would love to have some HACCHSA FUPLURURURR on christmas ;)

[GamesAreAwesome]

your backup dancers are very distracting

[MoonChildSantana]

tangerines...

[MikeOfKorea]

We needed oranges back then. In winter it's hard to get vitamin C except from a bottle or imported fruit from the tropics.

[ohkristified]

you crack me up all the time XD you are glorious to watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bahahahha

[Nessaik]

this is so fucking funny! one of my favorites of yours

[TheOnlyZurgan]

I still get an orange for Christmas...

[Nessaik]

if you get longer hair, you could be jonlajoie

[laimuliux]

I rally like your videos, they always make me laugh...on Christmas

[budd16]

Why didn't the half lobster have one boob?

[rocklobster2009]

thanks for making this. you didn't have to but you did anyways, so that's cool.

[kailiedanielle]

i would have teared if there was no video thanks for not letting us down

[MissLOLCat]

lol xd great vid. :D

[theatregall9999]

hey the olden days! you suck fuck you on christmasss!! wow i should b a writer! lol

[Deathbytoffee]

You're fucking awesome, i find myself laughing at your every video! (and i don't laugh that easily :D)

[StevenDangerEddings]

HEY. I know it'd be different, but try to convert your material to onstage comedy, then tour in 'merica, or get a comedy central presents spot light, because I'd totally DVR that shit, and if you tour near kansas city i'd come watch ya

[AshleyJosephine1234]

I love you so much, Andy. This video really made me laugh and it lifted my spirts...On Christmas!

[kwallis23]

I like the facial hair!

[alvaradoas1]

Hehe :)

[MeaganHarman]

I love you. Your brilliant.

[BombBug]

Every time I see one of your videos posted, I wait until I REALLY need to poo to watch it. Then I set the laptop right in front of me as I poo, and pretend you are my prisoner and forcing you to make jokes while you watch me poop.

[theatregall9999]

@BombBug umm okay then thats one way to do it. orrr you can juss eat a lot of fiber???

[michellemm998]

I've been looking forward to this! Just made my Monday a 1000x better~

[Miuzakie]

Stealing from Toy's4Tot's... ON Christmas

[lananification19]

I am a fan of the beard. Just sayin.

[libbyhull]

hahahaha sooo funny!!!

[egyptiantallfreak]

lol, i dont know how you come up with most of this stuff

[SCIFILOVER123]

what movie are you an extra for?

[MrYoshiPanda]

You are awesome..

[wazzitoyo]

you ARE the top comments..............

[TarantinoLovin]

is it weird that 3:06 kinda turned me on?

[theatregall9999]

@TarantinoLovin haha yaaaa but i sorta no wut u mean :>

[DrumanjiDrew]

lol haha nice video Andrew

I love your sweet dance moves, and your beard.