My car is my lover 5/5

[KingManga358]

what the fuck?

[Guestarable]

Edward is fingering the show cars. Dear lord.

[moron6123]

Jeesh, Edward's a rapist. If she ain't yours she doesn't want you.

[Muze226]

I don't know what to think of these guys, they are strange. I think more than anything I feel bad for them, I bet they are really lonely without the ability to connect to other humans. I love cars, I love working on them, I love driving, I love knowing how to do basic maintenance on my car, but I could never truly LOVE a car the way they do & having seen this, I'm going to think twice before I say "OMG! I love that car!" again....

[Arniegtr]

Cum on my car you die...

[semt9]

He actually dipped his fingers in and sniffed them #Dead

[CherryCherryBoomGaga]

6:22 you can see his dick

[CherryCherryBoomGaga]

/watch?v=fQCfGNxJKWc&feature=r­elated

[TheVblaster]

The documentary should be named: "The adventures of a car rapist"

[CherryCherryBoomGaga]

Squirt it! Squirt it all overrrr!

[blazednlovinit]

"I'm a scorpio".... so i'm horny...

*Captain subtext uses his universal translator*

## I'm an idiot who believes in horoscopes ##

[xFigure10x]

Todd was raped :(

[astrangeone]

I think it's funny that the younger guy keeps calling his cars male names. (Todd and Indigo?) And that he says that he isn't gay.

*sigh*

[Muze226]

@astrangeone Totally agree! But I thought he said the Bug's name was Ingo? That's a much more male than Indigo!

[centipedesocks]

I want to know how Edward answered Jordan when he asked 'did you actually jizz on my car?' !!

[lasneh]

This documentary is the best unintentional comedy I have ever seen! I laughed my ass off when they showed the old geezer fucking that other dude's car! xD

With all that said though, they seem like they're really happy like that and that's what's important so more power to them.

[elloco529]

If u like ur car so much then y dont u get a new fucking mirror and a paint job? wtf?

[Sforeczka]

Is this parody?

[cocobrown3001]

ITS AN INANIMATE F***ING OBJECT.

[VirusArtistDE]

@cocobrown3001 I think that what they are used for...

[CanisCaeleste]

"to each their own" <-- biggest cop out phrase that gives fucked up people the license to keep acting fucked up.

[pizzaforbreakfast1]

what the actual titty fuckin christ!!!

[devilshomie]

Ew he came on the car, I would be pissed off

[corywarren09]

I'd be pissed if some dude came all over my car!

[gavinpoot]

OMFG hes walking around with his cock out around the cars, which brings me to the statement "now i know why he cant get a girlfriend"

[gavinpoot]

if i woke up and he was jerking off on my car id put a fucking hammer through his head

[11Lucidity1]

I wonder if all cars are as much of a whore as these cars are. dirty dirty little car slut =P

[steveparok00]

Holy crap that pervert is jacking off in front o f Todd!!!!

[ReviewsByErik]

I can't believe that two-timing whore slept with the guy's new friend. The plot thickens.

[tyniehawk]

I do feel more comfortable going with the flow.

[micshaz]

die, now plox

[Bangladesh305]

Whaaaaaat Thhhhheeeee Fuuuuuucccckkkkk!!!!!! #ThatIsAll

[ImperiousViking]

"I just realized that there are security cameras around her." He said after spraying a car with his semen.

[FANTOMTRON]

"married to the eifel tower" wtf

[Worldsofwonder2007]

What's with the Fozzie Bear heat, anyway?

[strongbutmighty]

okay seriously the old guy makes out with other peoples cars and has sex with them and if he really thinks his car has feelings, wouldnt that be cheating?? like wouldnt vanilla be pissed and jealous??!! hell she's prob already tortured by having to live with that creepy guy!

[spandexislovexx]

I like how Edward says "I'm more of a romantic" when he's raped 2 cars.

[FlyingBoxHead]

Hide yo cars and hide yo vans cause he be raping every car out there!

[gag75]

That one young dude wasn't so bad, just an odd bird, but that older dude, creepy D:

He jizzed on that other dudes, car!!! WHYYY????? car rape!

[vonsusername]

the end was funny - did you actually jizz on my car?

[RyoWolffe]

wow....sex on youtube....I don't even....

[Grothnag]

I am never parking in the open again...especially not in a motel....

[89cadillacfleetwood]

hope there is no one in my neighborhood like tha,t i own a 89 cadillac fleetwood

[TheBelieverAmen]

Dude change your shirt! WOW Same shirt for mad long.

[dovernova]

they treat cars like shit. if u think a girl is good looking or "sexy" you dont just go and cum on her. or fantasize about raping her.

[427Jeep]

Who wouldnt be turned on by that corvette?

[pont123456789]

carnage

[RaaahImATiger]

I don't think that there is anything wrong with this, ok it's a little odd but they are not hurting anyone it's much better than bestiality

[andr3w68201]

CAR RAPE!

[Kgheld]

i say to each their own, but the word this guy uses 'rape them silly' 'take them home and rape them'-all i can say is thank goodness he is into cars ...

[hmcgroin]

@Kgheld To each his own as a rule is a good statement as long as the basic rules of nobody gets hurt, consenting adults etc go but I am having trouble applying it to these two guys. And I couldnt agree with you more when you said thank goodness the one guy was into cars, otherwise he would be a danger to society.

[BR9633]

TV highlight of the week............ 3:17

[AlexxPie]

apreciating beauty? hes practically raping the cars, like imagine if the cars were girls

[xGURESU]

"Did you actually jizz on my car?" A memorable end quote.

[audiocable]

im installing barb teeth on my quad exhaust, just incase one of these fuckers come around

[antiaudi1]

at 6:22 u can see his huge pink dick floppin around

[KusanagiHunter]

ok, some ppl just are totally broken.

[DavidMEJames]

A very enlightening watch. Every day we learn something new

[ChnkyLovrr]

That was a fun watch... Thank you for that...