Whackhead goes Afrikaans

[Angericful]

Greeting from new zealand

[harkeb]

shame, ek voel eintlik jammer vir die ou! Dis kak snaaks LOL

[swissnor]

English speaking Afrikaners are married to or Afrikaans anscestors and relations. Indeed many Afrikaners have British surnames or are leading families in the Afrikaner community such as the Kingsley's, Haxton's, Williams's, Smith's , Ballot's, Macdonald's, Jones's, Symington's, McLaren's, Nicol's, Murray 's ect ect ect.

[swissnor]

Whackheads Mother is an Afrikaans speaking Afrikaner and his father is an English speaking Afrikaner (whose second language. Whackhead is crap at Afrikaans because he never bothered to pay attention at home or in school. All English speaking and Afrikaners are bilingual in Afrikaans & English and nearlly all

[swissnor]

Indeed many Afrikaners have British surnames or are leading families in the Afrikaner community such as the Kingsley's, Haxton's, Williams's, Smith's , Ballot's, Macdonald's, Jones's, Symington's, McLaren's, Nicol's, Murray 's ect ect ect.

[swissnor]

Afrikaans because he never bothered to pay attention at home or in school. All English speaking and Afrikaners are bilingual in Afrikaans & English and nearlly all English speaking Afrikaners are married to or Afrikaans anscestors and relations.

[Kobusprins]

classic- you should make more like these



[Kobusprins]

classic- you should make mare like these

[MichelleHamel]

haha sy afrikaans is so sleg! ek lag my G@T af! lols

[sprokiejd]

The Afrikaners are the only real white tribe of Africa..

[AthenaTheGodess]

You are soo funny! I love it!!!

[Deinonychosauria]

Would anyone be kind enough to provide a transcript (in Afrikaans) of Whackhead's first joke (the fridge running one)? I'm in the process of learning Afrikaans, and I'm trying to figure out the words here. All I can figure out are lines like "Ek bel van is kom", "is jou ys _____ looping" and "Well gaan vang om!"

[Deinonychosauria]

@Deinonychosauria: And I'm even in doubt here as to the correctness of those few lines I've transcribed. It seems to me that his Afrikaans isn't totally correct, even in the first joke. But I'm a learner, so the assistance of a fluent Afrikaans speaker would be most appreciated. :D

[ewpoir]

@Deinonychosauria is jou yskas hardlooping (fridge running)

[Deinonychosauria]

@ewpoir Baie dankie. :]

[kmfw72]

@Deinonychosauria He says 'Ek bel van Eskom' (the electricity company - I'm not from SA, but remember the name of it) 'Ek bel van' doesn't sound right - in Dutch 'ik bel uit' but may or may not be the same in Afrikaans.

[charmain10222]

Ek is afrikaans en ek dink dit is vreeslik snaaks, en ja, ons afrikaners moet meer vir ons self lag.

[iarhungry]

baie baie baie baie baie baie baie baie snaaks hahahahahahahaha

[Leoxandermonet]

Vok maar dis skree snaaks...dom maar snaaks!!!

[psychokitty93]

These accents are SO SEXY!

[GaijinGDB]

How can he be a racist if he's making fun of his own race? On top of that, he's not making fun of Afrikaaners as much as he is trying to tell a crappy joke in crappy Afrikaans. Although he has made fun of Afrikaaners on occasion, but then again, it's all in jest!

[happyvalley76]

It could be argued that he is racist!

[happyvalley76]

Hmmm!

I was laughing my way through a few of these videos.... Then I realised that most of them are about Afrikaans people, which is what I am! Not that the fact is even relevant.

Then I got thinking....

Has he only got one joke? Hence, he isn't funny - he's just a DICK.

Would it be OK if ALL his jokes were focused on laughing at coloured people? I very much doubt it.... Slightly ironic, the whole thing.

[Discipal4goodmusic]

OMG, you are so sensitive! Ek is ook Afrikaans! As jy dit wil vergelyk met rasse nonsens dan daal jy tot op daai vlak. Sit terug en lag!!

[karuspery]

This was just a series on afrikaans,He pranks everyone. He pranks Australians,English,Scots etc.

[happyvalley76]

:-)

[JanAkkerman111]

What does he say at 0:57?

[LizzyAston]

there it is, there you go!

[purplemoondragon]

ag man, moenie julself so ernstig vat nie. as die afrikaner sy sin vir humor verloor het, het hul alles verloor.

[shodawman0999]

gan foken kak julle meit naaiers poeste

[Pisprop]

Jou ma sal baie trots wees op jou taalgebruik.........miskien nie miskien praat sy ook soos jy, kan nie n grappie vat nie maar vir jare trek jy vir Jan van der Merwe en die Engelsman deur jou gat.

Hoop jy word beter of groot, baie sterkte!

[robvg2009]

Wie kan deze kaki doodmaak;) Darren Simpson stomme afrikaans hater. Weg met die rooinek!!

[springbok86]

dis n graapie! yirra

[Fanuskoen]

Soutpiel

Sout=Salt

Piel=Cock aka penis

One foot is in africa the other foot is in england. His english cock is hanging in the sea.

i can be liking to see you pack your jeanpant in a suitcase and gofs to hefrow

[Sindhi78]

Gaan vlieg in jou ma se moer.

[BitchinnShoes07]

The fuck is your problem, nationalist? He has the right to be an english(?)man in South Africa.

[tomanic]

@Fanuskoen

At least my dick is big enough to touch the sea unlike you and your emasculated brethen.

[Ricardothe1337]

-david

[Ricardothe1337]

-da

[Ricardothe1337]

Jack Daniels in the bottle is nice one. I made someting like that in my country there is a coffeebrand called Douwe Egberts which is also a first name and subname just calling people ''Mr Egberts. Hey is Douwe at home?'' some really don't get it

[mt24trp]

Great stuff a bit doff, but it's some his best work I recon.

[rjvanzyl]

Ek weet nie,maar ek nie eens comment wat ek wil se... Ek laaik Whackhead,maar hy moet ophou met sy kak om ons Arikaanse te spot,want ek ek gaan om bliksem

[mikemariamichael]

wat sê jy!?

[sasje19995]

inderdaad hij moet ophouden met spotten! ik kom uit Holland kan je dit lezen?

yeah right he needs to stop spotting Afrikaans! i come from Holland can you read this?

i am 13 so my engilsh is not perfect :D

[munkeychunkey]

sorta - that first line was tricky. dunno what inderhaad is or spotten! lol

[andrewsimons]

Ik heb paar maanden gewerkt in Kaapstad en kon Afrikaans vrij goed begrijpen. Afrikaans literatuur is heel makkelijk te lezen.

[QuinnTim12]

Haha als nederlander is het nog best moeilijk te verstaan.

[LeifurIceland]

hum, if I understand this correctly it means that as a dutch man this is what you have best possibilities of understanding right?

How is it generally, do afrikaaner and dutch understand each other easily or only some phrases and words?

[andrewsimons]

I've work for several months in Capetown and I could understand Afrikaans for 85%. Reading Afrikaans was easier for me 98%. Before I went to SA I never had any lessons or training of Afrikaans, but I could communicate in(slow)Dutch and the Afrikaans speakers can understand me.

Most words are the same and has the same meaning, but there is a differents in spelling and grammar.

[LeifurIceland]

So if they would change their spelling back to dutch, the dutch language sphere and market for books and such could expand to what, around 40 million people? Or is it to long since those languages were separated for that? When was it separated, where it already a different language when the spelling was changed or was it done to create a Zuid-Afrikaans national identity separate from dutch one?

As a speaker of a rare language by all means be proud of it and preserve it, weather in two or one.

[andrewsimons]

Afrikaans is 17th century Dutch. It was then spoken by sailers from the Dutch East Company and spoken by setlers from rural areas from the Netherlands. Most setlers were farmers. Afrikaans today is similar like a lot of Netherlands en Flemisch dialects in rural areas. Standard Dutch in the Netherlands is introduce in 1945. The Netherlands has a lot of dialects. And because the province of Holland was always an economical power, the standard language became 'Hollands'.

[andrewsimons]

The standard dutch, has a lot of infleunce from French, German and English. And sum words from Indonesia/Malaysia. Afrikaans however has always battled agains the English language. And it was seperate from Holland for centuries, because the Boers moved to the African inlands. Afrikaans has also sum Indonesia/Malaysia influance because the Dutch East Company had a lot of slaves from that areas. For Afrikaners it's difficult to understand Dutch grammar. for Dutchman to Afrikaans it's verry easy.

[AriBenAmi]

its also Quite easy for German speakers to undertand this if you come from the boarder areas :- for example i speak Tweensen and can understand what he says! Adrikaans is easy to comprehend but difficult to replyin!

[shodawman0999]

sy afrikaans is kak verby lol

[bertus3223]

my arme arme ou, volgende keer leer eers bietjie afrikaans my china lol moer snaaks

[jaxpower1]

lol epic fail... hy moet terug skool to gaan

[heiny36]

Hy kan nie a vok afrikaans praat nie lol!!

[Alanik22]

he is master! really the coolest prankster. he does sound like a fag though.. hehehe :P

[InvalidJeanDuToit]

hardlooping dis besig an te hardloop loooool

[Tarstargerty]

stick to english

[Denizzje]

Nee.

[NeoFalcon69]

nee, nein, non en/und/y/and NO NO NO

[FashionHauteCouture]

I'm dutch/german, and I don't speak afrikaans. :P

[Denizzje]

Dis baie vinnig om te leer. Seg ek as Nederlander :P.

[KittySilverSnow]

LOL. xDD "is jou yskas hardlooping?" Hah! That's some funny stuff. Darren Simpson never was too good with his Afrikaans.

[ush1968]

Bloomin heck 'hardlooping' 'in-daar', I thouught my Afrikaans wasn't too hot but I don't feel so bad any more..

[Anime667]

Doesnt matter if whackhead is afrikaans or english, he is the master, maak nie saak wie wat se nie

[spr822]

Whackhead, ek dink die grap is op jou want jy maak jou naam gat!

[piet1711]

Dis Hoeveld se verdiende loon omdat hulle so teen Afrikaans is. Ek is bly nie een van die persone op die foon het geval vir hulle grappies nie. Siestog Hoeveld probeer iets anders.

[Bozewani]

My praat en Afrikaans lekker die mense en my Melikker!

Sturre taal lekker! Engels en Afrikaans!

[AmieO18]

Love you for trying!

[zimbaz4freemdom]

His Afrikaans is better than mine!!

[saffarazzi]

hy is nie snaaks in Afrikaans nie... lol

[tontoldoos]

I too love the way none of the people on the phone laugh at how much of a dumbass he is when he tells them it is a joke.

[naudes]

Jees man, your Afrikaans is kakker as jou Engels

[hermangu]

Gosh you can't speak Afrikaans but your English is shite aswell!!

[sendricardo]

lol i never thought anyone would talk afrikaans kaker than me!

What made this sketch funny is the way that in all of his phone calls no one laughed!