@83Kook83 "I've got a deformed snooker table, a Nazi bandit that pays out in Deutschmarks and a flavoured condom machine that's ten years out of date."
I have no short fuse. You haven't done enough to warrant how incredibly angry I am. But I honestly would murder you right now. I understand the implications of it. It would be immoral to end the life of another human being. But I genuinely would end your life. Seriously, it may sound clichéd, but I'm hearing the voices in my head. I think I may be schizophrenic. I think that only accounts for the voices though, not the passion for ending your existence. Sorry but I can't help but hate you. xox
I these guys show up at the Emirates on Saturday I'm going to put those bags over their heads!
MikeArsenal89 3 weeks ago 2
I want this at my Asda store lmao!
iknowmyusernamesucks 3 months ago 4
"i'm re-opening The Phoenix"
JustSomePerson888 4 months ago 2
There on offer till December! haha
Toyotacamry1993 4 months ago
Here come the men in black!! sorry got the wrong video lol
solidvercetti 4 months ago
I prefaired this Asda to what it is now
winston0024 5 months ago 4
whether bi straight or bender
HamsterCouch 5 months ago
@HamsterCouch lol u r soooo funny
HamsterCouch 5 months ago
..abs brilliant!
POBOLYCWM1 5 months ago
"They're long and black and slender?!"
0.o
CerratedFusion 5 months ago
why do people go on about racism when its just about BLACK bin bags!!!!! Get an effing life mate!!!!!!!
nessiepants22 5 months ago 10
whether bi or straight or bender
reecenolan 6 months ago
Daz 'thomblue' thomas in 10 years time!!
rugbyfan101 7 months ago
Hahahaha bolton lad dave spikey!!!!!!!!!
rico123453 8 months ago
@rico123453 dave spikey's not from bolton u egg, he's from chorley
stebooth 7 months ago
classic along with DAS Fruit Machine gunna have to dust the dvd off and watch it again
83Kook83 8 months ago in playlist meow..Xx
@83Kook83 "I've got a deformed snooker table, a Nazi bandit that pays out in Deutschmarks and a flavoured condom machine that's ten years out of date."
ganglandboss 6 months ago
Peter Kay + Dave Spikey are legends!
TheInsaneNutcase 10 months ago 2
Peter Kay Bolton lad is hilarious!!!!
rico123453 11 months ago
i want some now =)
webstersafc 1 year ago
@webstersafc That's what she said.
ChickenzRKewl 11 months ago 3
shit, i gotta get one of these!
douwethaman 1 year ago 2
this would sell
TheMachinimanator 1 year ago
i love phonex nights i want it to start again and make some new one but i must say i loved max and paddy to
rmorris1997 1 year ago
Whether bi, or straight, or bender. Absolutely PMSL
fastmr2uk 1 year ago 23
Long an' black an' slender lol
segano1 1 year ago 3
ABSOULTELY CLASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
staffo76 1 year ago
just rip with me and rip with me and terr with me right now :P
emonicolehehe 1 year ago
haahaa i remember this advert :)
HelloImAPizza 1 year ago
This makes me cry laughing every time.
Just rip with me!
TheAverageFox 1 year ago
Just rip with me, just rip with me, and tear with me right now!
Lmao.
davo614 1 year ago
ima do this at a talent show, ko :L
richardmc11 1 year ago
i'd like to dedicate this song to eve and ellie and congratulate them in choosing binbag fashion as its a damn site cheaper than real clothes
gungaboy1 1 year ago
Is it normal to have a fetish for black bin bags?
JJ9715 2 years ago
@JJ9715 erm no
chloebunj 1 year ago
phoenix nights is awesome im a big fan of peter kay
a2ilool 2 years ago
Wheter bi or straight or bender lol. Asda please make this happen!!!!!!! ps phoenix nights is the bomb.
DirtyHallion 2 years ago 4
@DirtyHallion i wish this was my job, I d love goin to 2wk!
chloebunj 1 year ago
lololol wtf is this real??
trusaint09 2 years ago
No it's from an English sitcom called Phoenix nights.
gazereths1982 2 years ago 27
superb
roaduser 2 years ago
LMFAO!!! Been looking for this for ages!!
MrCommentz 2 years ago
@MrCommentz all you need to do is type black bin bags and its the top one, it cant have taken long
96charlieboi 2 years ago
LOL @ Brian's face @ 0:19
FLB07 2 years ago
this is a spoof of the men in black theme! :L hahaha phoenix nights = CLASSIC!
Seathicle 2 years ago 4
just rip with me and tare with me right now!!!.............i swear thats an old Lennon Mcartney tune
carlos7217 2 years ago
lennon mccartney? pissed u mean john lennon
Cockp1hateclub 2 years ago
its better than little james in it...
carlos7217 2 years ago
smart price,,,,cool
carlos7217 2 years ago
HAHAHAHAA
cadetmaster6 2 years ago
lol, peters face at 0:27
kaanxxx 2 years ago
looooool jus love the faces he's pullin at the start like the false enthuseasm
MCTOfCTL 2 years ago
Haha Xx
xXxTaylerTerrorxXx 2 years ago
hahah lovely stuff
jimmyRHCP 2 years ago
lmfaoooooooooo :')
proper love this ahaha
stacey1889 2 years ago
whats the original song to this tune?
connorbcfc1875 3 years ago
Men in Black
bexywexy92 3 years ago
Send me forget me nots
steflovescake 2 years ago
Forget Me Nots by Patrice Rushden
Oli3TB76 2 years ago
wether bi or straight or bender ...haha
icey17wales 3 years ago
LOL
TheAwesome123456 3 years ago
just rip with me :D
antonskii 3 years ago
xD rediculously funny
Moonbay02 3 years ago
haha whats this tit's crack ?
-den perry
misterwardle 3 years ago
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gingergiblet 3 years ago
what have i even done to you?
blink182blink182love 3 years ago
You came into existence, that's what.
gingergiblet 3 years ago
are we ok now like are you angry at me still?
blink182blink182love 3 years ago
shutup ya twat
fusekuz 3 years ago
Will do!
gingergiblet 3 years ago
:-)
fusekuz 3 years ago
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I have no short fuse. You haven't done enough to warrant how incredibly angry I am. But I honestly would murder you right now. I understand the implications of it. It would be immoral to end the life of another human being. But I genuinely would end your life. Seriously, it may sound clichéd, but I'm hearing the voices in my head. I think I may be schizophrenic. I think that only accounts for the voices though, not the passion for ending your existence. Sorry but I can't help but hate you. xox
gingergiblet 3 years ago
errr...yes,
jamesyeahbaby 3 years ago
lol, classic.
harrietsarah 3 years ago
5 stars
sadDAMNwhosSANE 3 years ago
best song everrrr!
racheepiez 3 years ago
Bin bags ftw?
Jaddyman123 3 years ago
there is 1 promblem
he dindt say how much they were
hoggrad123 3 years ago 2
arrgh cant get it out of my head!
FarbrorSallad 3 years ago
lmao cheers that was pricless
timaaaa34 3 years ago 4
fill 'em up now!!
Classic
hellonpluto 4 years ago 20
Potter's face is to die for!
sleeming88 4 years ago 4
just rip with just rip with me just tear with me ryt now XD lmfao
RaychLovesSte 4 years ago
Thasda bin bags one of a kind lol
axblack 4 years ago
i really like peterkay phonix night series and this is one of the highlights of it all!! :)
ScottyBaggy07 4 years ago
that asda is up the road from me :d
zerofool2005 4 years ago
'FILLL EM UP NOW!!'
93Joe93 4 years ago
where can i get this song
dominiccook12 4 years ago
I think its on youtube
audiocreator 4 years ago
classic :P
bethjc 4 years ago
It's my ringtone in work ... people give me the best looks about it
fastmr2uk 4 years ago
brilliant and original.this is class
MICHAELOWENUFC10 4 years ago
funny as fuck classic dave spikey and peter kay
MICHAELOWENUFC10 4 years ago
ha ha ha loved itteh i cant stop laughing now !!
AngelAlice2000 4 years ago
My friend sings this all the time, now I know where she got it from!
Angusismyhero 4 years ago
That is one of the highlights of the entire series, "Just rip with me just rip with me" cracks me up everytime! Long Live The Phoenix!
NickyBoje 4 years ago
so funey hahahaha
uberozzlet 4 years ago
just rip with me!!!!
thecsmiclan 4 years ago
Classic comedy!.. "weather bi or straight or bender"...LMFAO!!
gazereths1982 4 years ago
does he say white or black bin bags
shenise94 4 years ago
rip with me,rip with me,tear with me right now fill em up lmfao i love it
ukessexkeith 4 years ago
Better than the trash (forgive the pun) that`s in the charts today. It rocks man!!!
wehavejoy 4 years ago
OMG HOW I LOVE THIS SONG! *orgasms*
brokenhope14 4 years ago
this is one of the funniest things ever. just rip with me and rip with me and tear with me. FILL EM UP NOW!
theeddielang 4 years ago
Why didnt adsa use this as a real advert? ITS AWSOME
ExospaceCorporation 4 years ago
lmfao
JACKSER0711 4 years ago
this is the funniest thing iv seen id like to see this as a advert on the tv it would be mint
rouge06 4 years ago
lmao
JOYDIVISION111 5 years ago
woo first comment and great song
RobertRossAtRiso 5 years ago