Justified: I didn't order assholes with my whiskey

[juicerooster]

@ryangood38 no? Wtf? He's real asshole.

[davidhjm]

chuck norris have nightmares with raylan givens

[essertpitay]

What a line !

[Blondehunny11]

4 people ordered assholes with their whiskey

[WALTERBROADDUS]

That is classic.

[Tigerlily21]

That's a brilliant comeback! I'll have to use that some time if I go out drinking and fools get out of hand and annoy me.

[tankdogg937]

He would of smashed both of them if he was sober. Which is why dude gave him his hat back a couple days later without arguing much.

[jamcrane3]

I've got to try that line onetime...... I'm sure I'll get my ass beat too, but it'll be worth it.

[dirtmerchant1980]

@jamcrane3 yeah but a tv crew wont be there to film it, so the only people to hear your awesone line will be the ones kicking your ass

[saywhat1961]

lol !!! great show

[JonasAlbrecht]

They really need to cast Timothy Olyphant as Eddie in the Dark Tower series.

[Sturmguevher44]

@JonasAlbrecht No as Roland

[Christchuula]

Tim is great on this roll.

A new Harry Bosch

[MultiJman69]

THAT IS A REALLY COOL LINE. TIMOTHY OLYPHANT, REMINDS ME OF A YOUNG CLINT EASTWOOD,THIS IS A GREAT SHOW.

[TeamDisney98]

One of the best comebacks of all time. XD

[MikeAM78]

I love the fact that, in any other tv show or movie the problem would most likely be solved then and there, but in "Justified" it only gets Raylan into trouble and the hero actually gets beat up because of it. "Justified" is the best cable series in years.

[Chucktanium]

Rayland stares at into his glass and raises his palm. Not a second later, Chuck Norris walks straight through the bar and gives him a high-five

[baybygirl123]

Timothy Olyphant is awsome and hilarious!

[CesMan83]

I am so reciting this line the next time assholes cause trouble at my favorite bar

[Nakke144]

@CesMan83 I have tried it, but nobody has so far given me a response i could use this line to respond to.

[pkclaire3]

Damn:)) Nice:P

[ThePrinceofReggae]

0:17 is the sound of an epic facepalm :D

[akaricke]

3 Assholes didn't like this clip.

[Rondanaro]

Thats the problem, every time Raylan gets in a fight he's either drunk, outnumbered, or the guys ten times his size :P

[jess1z1]

@Rondanaro Yup. His subconcious is trying to kick his ass. Notice he always does it when he's somehow disappointed in himself.

[bcmom5]

LOL LOL LOL Just gotta love him.

[TheSuirad]

and then they beat his ass.

[8TBALL]

@TheSuirad lol

[bigger46]

0:15 YEAHHHHHHHHH

[JimHadar1]

Hearing that line = Great. Seeing Raylan getting the shit kicked out of him in the next scene = not so much lol Raylan needs to cop some Chuck Norris mojo or something.

[Jbauerfan08]

@JimHadar1 Well remember he was a bit drunk at the time. If he was sober he would've kicked their asses

[ChexChekov]

@Jbauerfan08 exactly, when he goes back for his hat and says "im sober this time", well they dont look too thrilled lol

[wigglebutt22]

lmao.....i love it...



[rookieangel88]

i could swear in the first season his hat had a flat top instead of the conventional cowboy hat, thats why i liked it, now maybe i'm goin crazy but someone should help me out.

[Mortthemoose]

Excellent show!

Have only just discovered it, and am completely addicted now!

[idigitalianstuff]

I promise you anyone that uses that line IN A BAR is a complete douchebag.

[Bassingal]

Marshall Raylan is my hero! And in this clip, he sounds exactly like me ;)

[Pakidude]

most of the time when he gets his ass whooped its because he wants to get his ass whooped, or because he's piss drunk.

[BLAHSUPERMAN]

my biggest and only dislike in this show, is that Raylan Givens can't fight worth shit. :( poor bugger, wish they wrote in that he was an amateur boxer. i just cant stand watching him get his ass beat by pussies

[tarvolt]

@BLAHSUPERMAN nahh, against those guys he was having the upper hand, Raylan was on top of one of the guys punching him, when the other one started hitting him in the back of the head with a wooden board...

[wigglebutt22]

@BLAHSUPERMAN I KNOW it seems like every fight he gets into he gets his ass kicked!

[theshoeminator]

@wigglebutt22 That's why he's such a good shot, lol :D

[VisForVampire]

If ever there was a BAMF, Raylan, it's you.

[stamic402]

I Love this show because I'm from them nick of the woods in kentucky

[SwordsmanMercenary]

Awesome, Raylan is a great character

[menckencynic]

Apparently people are intelligent in this little part of the YouTube: 59 thumbs up and NO thumbs down.

It appears the people watching this video are highly intelligent with fine and discriminating taste! Goodonya

[RavenHouseMystery]

Great line and Timothy delivers it well.

[xdudeyourcool]

who doesnt like raylan? cant wait for the show tonight

[ComputerIlliterit]

This show is so good, the writing is awesome, Raylan Givens is a bad ass, I love it, and Timothy Olyphant is so damn HOT! But he's also a very versatile actor and he's FUNNY, the faces he makes are just priceless. I also like Walton Goggins, is just perfect as nutty Boyd and I love Nick Searcy, ever since I saw Tigerland when he chews up Colin Farrell's character and spits him out. Leave it to Elmore Leonard to create these characters, great t.v.

[PathGrinder]

Justified is along with Sons of Anarchy my favorite TV show.

[TheSuirad]

thats a 10 gallon hat on a 20 gallon head.

[XxDrevokxX]

Ba-dam tshhh!!!

[unseeliepixie]

I like his taste in tshirts...

[copaceticetal]

After Winona discovers him bloody on the ground post-fight. "What the hell happened to you?"

Raylan: "Well, you were late..."

[ForOnlyEbay]

Raylan: That's a 10-gallon hat on a 20-gallon head. -- Lol at the end of the episode

[threepercenter03]

Not since 'The Girl Next Door' has Tim been this good!! D.H.4 was good, but not this good!!

[tankdogg937]

@threepercenter03

Deadwood...ring any bells?

[threepercenter03]

@tankdogg937 No, actually, it doesn't... I'm not the couch-potato type who knows every line from every movie. I do appreciate good acting and it is a staple of this show, so, I tolerate the macho cop b.s. Season 2 he got his ass whupped, but good... he ain't all that tough... like most cops, w/o a gun n badge, he's just human.

[jamcrane3]

@tankdogg937

Getting his hat back!!!!

[cloudeye7]

Whoo! That's funny.

[prostock69]

I love this man! Swoon!

[fauxanarchist]

LMAO!!!

[JCJLGboy]

One of my favourite lines of this show!

[Tristen95gi]

My favorite part of this show

[yesudiddie]

timothy olphant is the best actor in the world

[juicerooster]

u.s. deputy marshal raylan givens is the baddest mfer on the planet

[ryangood38]

@juicerooster You do realize he is just an actor playing a character

[SweetSomber]

lol Some of the best writing on TV...god love Tim...he delivers it so real...love this show.

[ladiesman27813]

@SweetSomber Justified is the truth