Craig Ferguson 8/2/11D Le Late Late Show sketch & Eddie Izzard

[TheMrs0range]

Eddie is completely right about that dubbing stuff! I would prefer subtitles so much!

[BokorugroRR]

I love when Craig pushes Kristen to the front in the begining.

[arjunbanerjee]

I believe Geoff has a place in Paris

[SueBeaWho]

Look at the young man and his friend who come out of the shop checking out Kristen lol and then the one guy walks ahead so he can check her out from the front!!! lolol

[MrJuancarlosferrero]

i hate tourist shops :/

[TheRydog100]

3:40 Grandmother, Mother, and Child's reaction to, "Tickets to some sort of sex show". Rofl.

[Tubedriver356]

Anyone know what the music is that starts at /watch?v=Gpz917FMdrU&feature=p­layer_detailpage#t=390s ?

[wintercat2]

Craig Ferguson is the most unfunny person in the world the audience must be paid to pretend to be really laughing, nothing at all is funny during every one of his shows. Wish the hell CBS would pull this stupid show.

[conse3000]

And btw. Eddie (and Craig of course too) should really come to Germany some time. I think he has been to Berlin once, but he's never done a tour here, unfortunately... 'True story'

[conse3000]

Look at the faces of the French folks. They don't know a single one of them! ^^

[regien61]

@conse3000 There are no French folks in Montmartre only tourists !

[barttan]

at 4:10 the two young guys come out of the shop.

"Dude, that's the chick from Forgetting Sarah Marshall!"

"No way."

"IT IS DUDE!"

"I'm going to find out!" (starts walking quickly to overtake Craig, Eddie and Kristin)

a few seconds later.. "DAMN! You're right!!!!"

[aaron9099]

The Frnach once tried to retake Paris from Eddie, he simply replied;

DO YOU HAVE A FLAAAAGG???

[SantLfrede]

wouldnt it be Homme d'ou?

[Videogametube]

It's funny because Picasso is actually Spanish. ;)

[Jezthevalley]

"if we're all vegetarian there would be no killing" yeah my butt!

[StonedOrcs]

Need to ask, did Eddie say "but I'm spiritual in a way" @ 8:20 ?

[GeekLikeMe1988]

I'm turning into a broken record but I love Kristen lol

[sorsaria]

Everything has to be in balance. if we were all vegetarians there wouldn't be enough food for everyone. All plants have their seasons and need time to recover after loosing their fruit. Also, waste is not bad, in fact in many cases it helps with the growth of other plants. It truly is amazing how perfectly balanced everything was designed, we can see now the consequences that just a small shift can have to the eco. system.

[thenewovermind]

If there were no predators, then there would be overpopulation and everything would die. Predators also devour the sick and weak while the stronger animals pass on their genes. Animals could not survive without pooping or peeing either.

[GuanoLad]

Eddie's marathons were madness. Foolish man.

[adamshawboro]

shite

[Hoovaloov]

Apparently Eddie has never read about Adam and Eve. When God first made the Garden of Eden, it was perfect, and they were both vegetarians (they were to eat of the fruit of the trees). Then after they disobeyed God, death became a consequence of the Fall (aka the result of sin). Check it out in Genesis 2:15 through chapter 3.

[SCharlesDennicon]

Eddie Izzard is a bit of a caricature of bohemian bourgeois, as we say in France, with his citizen of the world thing and his very cute views on the sadness of killing for eating, I like how the very (and as usual) down-to-earth Kristen doesn't agree, but the man is still very entertaining, and his knowledge of our city seems pretty good.

[EraiGhaell]

What a silly discussion there, made no sense at all.

Loved it :)

[vampirechickita]

Eddie Izzard for ruler of the world!

[JasonCloud]

Lucy from Assassin's Creed talks with an Executive Transvestite in mini Paris. Awesome.

[LtCatscratch]

Haha, why did he pull kristen from back to front ? with a "Walk in front of me kiddo!" attitude.

[jaundist]

@LtCatscratch Yeah i know that amazing hilarious as if he didnt want her to fall behind

[euginam91]

I love eddie

[duliGirl]

Kristen: "You're so intoxicating!"

Eddie: "You're just drunk."

Awesome. Craig needs to have Kristen and Eddie on together more often.

[AngelExplodingHeart]

Craig and Kristen totally have fun overseas if you know what i mean.

[SojournerLi]

3:37 That lady is thinking..

why did you mention a sex show then thrust towards my child? lol

[AJDilly]

Eddie tweeted this video.

[iamadamsusername]

I want a Kirsten Bell of my very own!!

[ivanscottw]

Gracious... Rue Saint Rustique (behind place du Tertre) ! I used to live there !

[Luarrangel]

Craig and Eddie.AWESOME!!!!

[MonkSouljah]

what were they talking about? i was looking at Kristen Bell the whole time

[stevenaudet]

Hypothetical atheist high five with Eddie, right about... now!

[PharaohBoyCH]

so funny how Kristen walks :)

[Kiley710]

i feel like craig ferguson should do a history show

[brom00]

@Kiley710 He did, called "The Dirt Detective" . I just started watching myself on YouTube.

[BaptainBalcon]

I like how the middle section is not rehearsed and they're just going around having a good time looking at stuff (and getting upset at theology.)

[shandoofull]

Love Craig

[PowShredder801]

Again....Kristen's hottness distracts me from the topic being discussed....

[BoHoVsGolf]

eh.. i like the world more complex rather than just being a vegetarian

[underoathuea]

I have just graduated from the same university as Eddie

[standinfortherealguy]

Ferguson is married.

And Kristen has a boyfriend.

By their own admission, they're all great friends (Craig + Kristen, Kristen + Megan)

It's amazing. :D

Are they really this ridiculously good at compartmentalizing?

[whatiwasgoingtosay]

I want to go on vacay with Craig and Eddie and Kristen and Geoff.

[SinisterSkyline]

wow, Eddie's theories are great...Kristen's...not so much

[SinisterSkyline]

Kristen looks so hot when she dosen't dress up.

[chubas41]

you designed this square hahahahahahah

[MonkeyWithKnives]

LOVING the paris stuff <3

[funnylozr]

His Chattiness looks like he's escaped from a wedding. lol and Eddie was there too and they just met Kristen wandering the streets of Paris looking adorably lost and French.

[mooper60]

lol @ 5:51 "Ooh La la!"

[skkoz]

because if every living thing was a vegetarian then there wouldn't be enough plants to sustain life for the rest of the world's creatures.

[78silverfox]

Wonder who's ass everyone was checking out starting at 2:26 ?

[Kaiserin1]

God loves Craig. Not Kristin so much because she is a Geoff hater. God loves Geoff.

[hafpipe]

Love Eddie! What he was describing though, is what Eden was like before 'the fall'. That's why this earth is so screwed up.

[PrivateMJCaboose]

I can't decide which of these 3 I am the most sexually attracted to.

Whooo.... I need a shower.

[threepaloma]

I'm from Ecuador too :D

[daac1724]

@threepaloma

Yay 3 Ecuadorians watch the Late Late show lol.

[philrocks08]

id love for craig with kristen to take the show to england

[brom00]

@philrocks08 Or Scotland.

[teufelstaub]

Eddie's god argument /evolutionary development bit does raise the question:is aggression entirely food related?Humans,like other mammals,are extremely aggressive by nature,generally for territorial reasons,from tiny insectivores to large herbivores like hippos and elephants.(Not to mention the carnivores.)I really believe that we'd have always been slaughtering each other for turf and mates,regardless the food source.

[BentonRox]

@teufelstaub Sure, look at other primates. Chimps are our nearest genetic cousins, most of them are vegetarians and they're incredibly aggressive. Eddie--while very clever--has failed to take into account that most animals, regardless of food diet, fight over sex.

[teufelstaub]

@BentonRox  Indeedy!And not only humans fight during sex.Cheers!

[OcularPolitics]

I've heard and LOVE that argument from Eddie about god, and I'm not religious OR vegetarian XD

[Jerevinan]

Talking about alternative style... This show is going quite alien.

[Dahgrostabphri]

I love to hear that kids are wanting to watch movies in the true language with subtitles. I always watch foreign films in the original language with subs, especially when it comes to kung fu movies it really captures the feel of the films intent. dubs just don't have the same feel

[felipe0mange]

Does anyone else gets the feeling that they get along really well, but they're trying not to get along THAT well...

[OhHelloSugar]

@felipe0mange Who, Craig and Eddie? Totally. ;)

[felipe0mange]

@OhHelloSugar Yeah, those two. ;D

[Gyorkland]

eddie izzard is right, I am from Ecuador (spanish) and cannot stand translation specially jokes, they just don´t work the samen way.

[daac1724]

@Gyorkland

Hey Im from Ecuador too, but I live in Florida. I didn´t know they watched the late late show in Ecuador woohoo.

[Gyorkland]

@daac1724

I think I just watch it, its on a cable Channel with the most original name "The American Network" the program airs weekdays at the same time as North America, so no subs and most people here don´t understand very well English as you may know.

[StonedOrcs]

According to Genesis, Adam and Eve were raw vegans, only after the Flood did God say meat-eating was acceptable. Homo-sapiens are omnivores, we can eat both vegetation and meat, though we only started eating more meat when we began to hunt with weapons, we probably lean more to the herbivore branch of animals than carnivores.

[Twobit333]

I agree with Kristen, and it's not just my penis talking.

[MrPanzermaus]

Without evil there can be no good,

So it must be good to be evil sometimes

[R0ESHAMB0E]

@MrPanzermaus False. Evil is corrupted good. Think of an apple tree. An apple tree produces fruit all day long. Sometimes that fruit will be rotten due to illness or insects or whatever. But that doesn't mean that a rotten apple tree must exist for a normal (good) apple tree to exist. We do not plant and harvest rotten apple trees next to normal/good apple trees. We plant and harvest apple trees and when some of it goes bad, we throw it away. This is what society does as well.

[TheJoyfulCynic]

Maybe because she's hot, but I agree with Kristen. As Aristotle points out, we learn on a pain/pleasure scale. If we had no pain, we would never learn or even appreciate pleasure.

[528491Inception]

coin purse

[wildhias]

of course a lot of Europeans listen to the original audio streams - especially outside France and Germany - where they have not so "good" synchronisations - like in Scandinavia or the Slavic countries -in Germany and Austria it is probably a matter of education - the more you know English they more you prefer the original

maybe France with its traditional chauvinism is even further behind - they even have quotas limiting the foreign speaking songs on the radio

[senmovie]

Emmy. Nuff' said.

[MasterCharlz]

his wallet is really girly...

[Kyrei]

I'm quite curious about when they recorded the skits like "Sean Connery's Parisian Memories" or "Cher Homme d'Aqua" and what lucky audience got all that extra Ferguson time... damn lucky hobos!

Ball!

[AndyJmovies]

Kristen is so awesome

[Twonkx]

eddie izzard is right, I know tons of people here in germany that download the big bang theory or how i met your mother for example because they want to hear the real voices

[BluthBrothers]

Ha, they had to flag "pussy" at 5:53, I didn't think it was such a rude word in english (familiar, sure, but not rude). Eddie Izzard is right when he says the new generation (the one that grew up with the Internet) is always trying to get the real stuff (in original version) instead of the dubbed version.It's better and it improves our english level too. And Craig, there has to be an international sense of humor since people from all around the world visit this channel and we all love your show!

[gottstein]

If there are more Alternative Audiences then Mainstream Audiences.

Wouldn't it be the other way around?

[TheMossyrocker16]

I have been waiting so long for this.

[SirBarneyGumble]

5:54 -- Translation, please.

[BBSnape]

@SirBarneyGumble Chatte which is the female of the Chat (cat) is also a rude word to define woman's genitals. This is pretty rude, so try to avoid using this word if french girls are around you.

[MissBananaHappy]

Seriously!! I would kill to see Eddie talking in Arabic xD I think it's going to be entertaining!!! And oh Kristen <3 I swear she should get a permanent gig with Craig!!!

[k97cross]

That's a premature assumption, Eddie. God made the world without death, then Adam and Eve brought death into the world.

[synicalrules]

Love that all the fish in La Homme de Aqua bit are wearing itty bitty berets

[skydive911]

Kristen is really realy cute! and hot :)

[AbigailDawning]

"The great cabbages have arrived!"

[Nuttpie]

I like Craig's coin purse... :] Bwah ha!

[urbenator]

I would watch the three of them for hours. Kristin is just as delightful as Eddie. What a beautiful trio. :D

[williams5789]

Craig, what were you thinking!? Letting Kristen run free in a store, unsupervised, and with your money.... That's just asking for trouble.

[goodtimesdeluxe]

Someone get Craig a TARDIS so he, Eddie and Kristen can travel through time and space waxing philosophical forever more.

[KRaGG101]

nice purse, Craig :-D

[MattyMcGregor14]

Jesus was a magician. The 12 disciples were his assistants. Miracles were his 'Magic tricks'

[gen77c]

@MattyMcGregor14 Yep, and Judas betrayed him. He became "The Masked Magician" and told everybody the secret to his tricks.

[Linkcrc]

@gen77c nice pull you did there...

[waitingformypopcorn]

I love how she just dragged along and Craig pulled her in front like a little sister.

[MattyMcGregor14]

Kristen is gorgeous 

[Protagonistinfluence]

<3Eddie

[keybladelordus]

lol i usually listen to tlls as i fall asleep, but i have to stay up and watch all of these...

[gen77c]

Damn Eddie Izzard is totally wrong!!! what does he mean "if there was a god"????  wrong wrong wrong!!! how dare he say that!!! The correct way is "if there WERE a god". That's the propper way!!!

[hempev]

@gen77c No, "if there were gods"...

[gen77c]

@hempev Well yeah, that works also.

[CAT18999]

@gen77c He has every right to state his opinion on the matter same as you. You need to learn to respect others opinions.

[overseer06]

@CAT18999 I think the meaning of gen77c's comment went right over your head. Either that or you didn't read the last two sentences. 

[TheMossyrocker16]

@gen77c I read the start of your comment and started to get really annoyed. The end made me laugh though. Well played. 

[richie8811]

@gen77c ahem... propper?

[gen77c]

@richie8811 Sorry, I was just watching that Jim Carrey movie with the penguins.

[Swenglish]

@gen77c Cut him some slack, he's a partial dyslexic.

[mferrusca]

@gen77c I see what you did there. ;)

[888jchung]

@gen77c  If there WAS a god. He's dead now. LOLOLol

[mysterychemistry]

@gen77c

"propper" ? lol

[gen77c]

@mysterychemistry Yeah, I'm a terrible grammar nazi. -_-

[mysterychemistry]

@gen77c

Awww, you're not that terrible, granma nazi. Honestly. I mean there are worse things than an occasional misspelled word.

[Zoidus]

@gen77c LoL, but you too have made one error, the proper way of spelling "propper" is "proper". (Well ok you also made one upper case error, but it's easily dismissed.)

[gen77c]

@Zoidus I know!! My Grammar Police license was suspended because of that.

[abikyoukan]

Ahhhhh, the Problem of Evil.

[TheHarlequinLady]

lol i think shes in love

[Lenilya]

YAY! More Izzard!

[oodymoto2012]

First!

[Karl998]

@oodymoto2012 Goodbye, oody. We hardly knew ye.

[oodymoto2012]

@Karl998 What?

[Gpascoe123]

@oodymoto2012

lol