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  • Kinetic energy storage.....to this. I don't get it.

  • meth is bad mmmkay.fuckin tweekers.

  • ANother incident, I had a guy try to basically choke me out outside the store, again false ID, and I didn't know what was going on! I Thought someone was trying to mug me! I tried to run, but he was a fat fuck so he held me somehow.. I kept yelling for help, and one guy out of 50 helped, he was a postal worker, and he called the cops. The cops came, , did check my story and I took the fucker to court because he scraped my knee. He sprained his ankle so bad, I saw him months later, with a cane!

  • I've had store securitie(s) falsely target me a few times.

    I called one out the last time they were 'doing their spy thing'

    (so fucking obvious)

    He got so mad that he followed me out (AFTER I PAID FOR MY BROCCOLI)

    and he even threatened to PLANT SOMETHING ON ME AND PULL ME IN.

    I was shocked , but I had my own trick up my sleeve. I told him I was recording him since I noticed him watching me..so he backed off and I got the fucker fired.

  • :o if u feel eyes on you, or u notice u r being followed, its never too late to take out all the stuff u planned on stealing and putting it back, also, when it comes to shoplifting a dressing room always comes in handy if the stone doesnt have sombody to check the cloths u take in thare, simply hide what u want in the cloths u r taking in, hide it, and get out as fast and calm as possible, and its not a good idea to shop the rest of the mall/store after you have commited ur crime: o

  • tip number 8 quit smoking and go to hairdressers

  • I find that stealing keeps my monthly living expenses down to a level that I can use the extra savings to put my kid through school!

    The stores today are so expensive I have no choice but to steal. My dental practice would close if it were not for the freebies I scam from grocery stores etc. Sorry but yes...even Dentists steal to stay wealthy!

  • @BubbaBodecker wow. that's got to be the most interesting comment i've ever read.

  • @BubbaBodecker dentists are thieving bastards even if they are not shoplifting

  • white trash

  • I stole and got caught so all I said was I had stupid influence from my friends and they let me go like in 5min cuz I gave back what I stole also.

  • This lady say she has never arrested someone who has cried with regret,hhhhhhmmmmmm, seems strange. I've arrested lots of people and lots of them try giving you the crying act which I don't buy into. These thieves think they're good actors but they're not. Some even claim racism when being arrested which is BS, I don't care if you're white,black,native,E.Indian, Chinese etc. theft is theft.

  • i stole stuff in your store once...

  • Show remorse, I might let you go...NOT!!! But give me that unopened pack of Marlborough "reds", then hell yes!! I'll let you go!!

  • TIp NUMBER 6 ~ STOP SMOKING AND GET A LIFE

  • Tip number 6. Brush your hair.

  • I have a question , have you ever apprehended a real kleptomaniac?? I am doing a research paper for a social psych class and there is not much information of kleptomaniacs , have you ever encountered one ? would you be willing to answere questions by email like a interview for me or something, i thank you for your time and attention

    georgia

  • @MyPinkRainbow i can't say that i have. most are hungry, desperate, thrillseekers, or just plain greedy.

  • @MyPinkRainbow Dude my mother was a klepto and years ago i was a store detective i could fill you in lol

  • @MyPinkRainbow Almost all theives are Kleptomaniacs. I've arrested the same person 3 x within one week before, so obviously someone like that must be a kleptomanaic. Do I feel sorry for any of these people I arrest including the homeless and druggies for stealing ? Not one bit. There is no excuse for stealing.

    It's not only the same people I arrest all the time, I've arrested several people I'd never seen before, but I've also arrested the same person on several ocassions.

  • Shop lifters are easy to spot, they are the ones looking at you instead of looking at the merchandise. If you are a shoplifter remember what the lady said, she has no sympathy. If you need sympathy it is located in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

  • @Zyworski Well, at the downtown grocery store they usually are very easy to pick out......urine covered winos in filthy clothes heading to the likker (sp) aisle to commandeer some akky-hall.

  • Do you have anymore tips? I found a link for loads of tips and a walkthrough. But your's was very helpful! I finally got my mom's medicine for her without having to save up $30 :)

  • @theYAXreview

    think ur cool by reporting people on utube

  • 29 cans of beer, 2 litre bottels of beer and 4 bottles of smirnoff ice. Done in 3 trips to my local offy(:

  • How about this novel idea... get ur hair done.

  • Tips for shop lifters? This will NOT be tollerated. You WILL be reported. - Karl Holton

  • are cameras live at night ? or lights out?

  • Can i steal you? you are something i want. The cigarette does it for me

  • You forgot to say...

    Go into the shop with a trolly (It looks like you are going in to but items)

    Put the expensive items in the trolly

    Walk to an area less secure... Usually the bread and milk department in supermarkets

    Put the item from the trolly into your coat (Big inside pockets) It also helps if you are not a fat fuck like the person in this video. Walk out and pay for the cheap shit like beans milk etc... Pro shoplifter NEVER been caught!!!

  • @matsui2001 like it.

  • u izz ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • i shop lift condoms because i dont wanna get my girl friend pregnant.  that and im poor.

  • but code bars? wont the alarm go off? i mean, wont the alarm start?

  • is it true for the self check outs u can put a game or dvd under their, scan it and cancel the order so u dont have to pay and so it deactivates the bar code and u can put it in a bag and walk out? thanks

  • Why give them anything to work with? Ur not gonna get thru to them anyway..Only when the Cell door slams...

  • stupid old ugly hag bitch, i feel sorry for ur stupid ass job. ur really nasty, and you seem to know a lot about shoplliffting yourself, stop believing what the government wants u to believe, these stores mark up their prices 200 percent more than their value, and in this economy it is so hard to buy essential items, such as baby formula. (is that not a required necceseity to a mother who is not able to lactate. or nvm u prolly are a lez so u wouldnt know.

  • @musiclover7631 Excuse me sir/ma'am, are you one of those "retards" I hear so much about? Have you ever once worked in any store whatsoever? Shit costs money. If you cant handle that, then at least stop bitching about it like a little cunt. It's our fault you cant afford the shit you want, kay? Suck it up, grow a pair, and handle your business. I love people like the one that posted this video. She's real, and down to earth. Better person than you'll ever be.

  • @BadWaters get a fucking job? you aren't entitled to anything?

  • @musiclover7631 god ur a douche go suck a big fat one

  • So I bet your some punk at home living with your Mom or on welfare. Wow what a great life you must life, going around shoplifting I bet you have a great life! If that's how you want to live that's cool, I'm not trying to be a superhero, NO! i'm just a guy who knows right from wrong! and I do wrong sometimes, YES but I don't steal, I work and I make my money If I don't earn it I don't want it, I guess that's the difference between you and I!

  • This bitch is stupid. Learn slight of hand and stick to stealing small electronics.. durr hurr hurr!! Steal 20 things worth $10-20 and fence for $5-10.

  • Isnt there a full time watch on the cameras in walmart and other large stores even in the early hours of the day (4-5AM) till closing time? If so why the fuck does anyone try theres like a thousand cameras watching you.

  • haha funny :D

  • Ok first of all If I looked at you I would know Right away to keep my eye on you! Most people who get away with it like you come back more then once and even if you cry me a river I won't let you go! When you stop someone a good LP knows it's the law that you must release to a officer, Your tips are not great! what you are saying are the words of a wanna be Pro shoplifter but the fact is I catch you all the time! and No matter how many times you get away with it you will get tagged!

  • @mattfunboy

    lol. okay. time to put this little comic superhero dream away and get a life.

    No one likes a kiss ass.

  • I shoplifted for 6 years thought I was invincible even made a youtube video about how to do it. Well turns out I am not invincible, got caught and was put on diversion did community service (pain in the ass) and if I get in trouble again I go to jail for 11 months and 29 days. Not fuckin' worth it.

  • @lovexsweetxdeath see i think im invincible, do it like evreytime i go near shops, its like a disease with me. Im smart tho, i stick to the rules, never go in the same shop twice in one day, dont ram things in your bag and dress unshoplifteristic lol

    I feel like im never gonna be caught, and my family are warning me to stop before its too late....exactly what happened with my sisters aswell

  • lol ur retarded if u go to a place whit cameras

  • so are there people watching the cameras real time?

  • not full time

  • so when do they check the cameras

  • well, when the AP (asset protection) guy is there, he will check them throughout the day. that was about it. because it is digital now, it's very easy to go back and check film or speed it up to watch for periods of time. but mostly, we used it when something was reported, or there was an accident, etc.

  • @tallooly2007 Nice, I fricken cannot stand thieves. In the United States Of Ameritard if things are not bolted down.....well, it is as good as gone.

  • @SHOGUNX8 Depends on the store. My store there is always atleast one person watching cameras.

  • hahah funny song @ 1:08

    tips # 7 we're gonna catch you sooner or later!

  • damnit she already said seven..i mean tip#8

  • This woman has gained alot of my respect.

  • hahaha these comments are hillarious. im totally cracking up by reading all these.

  • LOL. i cant believe it she made this video

  • Steal what you need. Not what you want.

  • Johnny Cash lol

  • thanks for that, because i didn't get it the first time.

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  • She has a job and she does it well

  • 1) no one cares

    2) again, no one cares

    3) I don't know why you'd even had to bring that up

    4) that's great then this video obviously isn't for you

    5) do you honestly think you have a clue how to run a store?

    6) anyone who rags on someone this hard either; knows they're right and trys to bring them down anyway or, they're just plain ignorant

  • haha :D

  • haha your rite :D

  • I concur.

  • Lady, you put it bluntly!  I like that!

  • Post of a video of you doing a takedown!

  • wow she's really cool lolz!!!!

  • If you ever want to shoplift from a clothes shop that has alarms on the clothe/accersories then use this technique that will save u worry, time and money! Shops that work with this technique can be; Topman, Topshop, Miss Selfridge, H&M, The Body Shop......but what you have to do is head to the jewelry and carefully steal as much jewelry as you can (tons) aim for the rings there small and exspensive and easy to steal.

  • Then go up to the counter and ask for an exchange.....say you got all the jewelry as a present and didnt like it, and want to return it, you dont need any recept and can have a great exchange in the store. Did it yesterday..... £200 in topshop ;)

  • nice vid

  • lol funny.

  • tallolly, i actually have been doing some studying up on tips me and my girlfriend have only been stealing food, nothing else, only what we need, i am unemployed and can not collect unemployment, i used to help do lp stops for a retail store and already know the ropes, do you have any advice or input i could take?

  • well i can't offer advise on how to steal. when i made this video i was sort of being sarcastic that some shoplifters are so damn stupid. i was never hard on those stealing food. can't you get food stamps?

  • well thats the problem, theres problems with my social security, i cant even get un employment right now, they say im not who i am the info dosent match, go figure

  • No offense nick. i call bullshit. My sister talks like this when shes too lazy to do something with her life to get her own food. all of a sudden things that work for the rest of the world arent working for her.

  • get a job at McDonald's and you get free lunch.

    Sell drugs and make money fast; then buy food.

    Stealing is so retarded.

    Go to a church and ask for a meal. They will feed you.

  • I hope you're doing better now. In my city there's lots of free food - until you try you would be surprised the quality of food that's available. Someone at my work is head cook at the Salvation Army. He brings us the leftovers - barbecued chicken, steak, chicken kiev - tons of good things. I've been where you are. I hope you're doing better now - 3 months later. Take any job you can (until you can do better).

  • Why not just get a part-time job at a supermarket and pilfer from the store?

    If not, I guess I can't fault you as long as you only steal the bare necessities.

    I doubt the judge would care if you stole raw liver, oatmeal, and beef hearts. That's the kind of stuff nobody wants to eat anyway.

  • im sure shes know that smoking cause cancer but who gives 2 shits

  • i give two shits. a day.

  • no, not anymore.

  • who gives afucking shit white trash? do you work at walmart?

  • Don't take hygiene tips from her.

  • why not? it's important to bathe once a month.

  • Johnny Cash YaY lol

  • you americans...cant steel shit

  • we can make steel well.

  • @tallooly2007 hahahah you're funny

  • your cool

  • There not being non-regretful you stupid cop, they are just accepting their punnishment and accepting responsiplity for their actions rather than bitching and crying about it.

  • not a cop, yoh. learn to spell.

  • did you even get past 8th grade in school?

  • yes, the 8th grade, then the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th, that's the one where you graduate. then moved on to university, that's where adults go to further their education and get careers. after the b.s. (that's bachelor of science) i got my m.s. (that's what the abbreviate for master's of science).

  • If you're as highly educated as you say you are tallooly then why are you a store guard? Lol, either you're over-qualified or a liar.

  • i'm not a store guard. i was a store manager but have long since left that position.

  • Hello tallooly2007, I have a question or two about shoplifting as well as a report I was doing for it in Criminal Law. I was wondering if you could give some answers to a few questions? If you wouldn't mind, I would like to give you my email.

  • Tip #7 always go armed when shoplifting...gun, knife, even pepper spray...ALWAYS assume you will have to use it...be watching, and a couple seconds before they say, "store security" NAIL THEM!!!! hahahahaha...fucking STUPID rent-a-cops...risk their ass for a lousy $7.50/hour job....losers!!!! hahahahahahahahaha YOU ARE A LOSER AND THE CORPORATIONS OWN YOU!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!! HURT EVERY SECURITY FAG WHO EVERY TRIES TO STOP YOU!!!

  • wow

  • great comment XD

  • That's a GREAT idea. So when the real cops do arrest you (and they will) you not only get a shoplifting charge you now have Armed Robbery and Aggravated Assault. Enjoy the butt sex in prison, douche.

  • never caught me before. only noobs get caught.

  • dont smoke!

  • Tip #8. Taze all shoplifters!

  • Tip #9. Let them pay penalty!

  • Never took a shower this individual!

  • you are right, never once a shower. glad you picked up on that, spot on topic.

  • I bet she smells awful.

  • thanks to all the LP's who have posted their input, but some of you need to get over yourselves. Self-proclaimed "undercover agents"? LMAO! You're getting paid minimum wage to guard retail property, not protect government assets.

    PS: The fact that you got selected to work LP means you're wholly unattractive and scarier looking than the other employees. They try to get the better looking people to work sales and the trolls to guard the dungeon.

  • i'm not lp. but wicked to be compared to a troll!!

  • Keep lifting shit thieve. The more shit you lift, the higher prices go. As long as your around, I have job security no matter what the economy is doing. And no, not minimum wage ass-hat.

  • lol!!!

  • wait so your with law enforcement i assume?

    because you clearly stated that you have made arrests.

    why didn't you just mention the golden tip of them all for lifters? LP and store employees have no judicial authority. this means if an lp or employee so much as touches you, it can be considered assault.

    for example say you say why are you stealing my items. i would say what the hell are you talking about. You would ask to search or demand it, if your stupid; and i would say fuck off...

  • you're an idiot, read the laws, most states let you touch shoplifters if they resist the arrest then you can you use the reasonable amount of force to bring them back in or handcuff them. don't go say shit you don't know about. Any merchant has the right to drag your ass back in if you say no.

  • meth? i tried that once back in the 70's. yuck. no, i get high on your comments.

  • I'd let her suck my pecker!

  • let me know when you find it.

  • Find what? You can't see my cock? No wonder you a fucking moronic unintelligent crackhead!

    Still, I would you blow me anyway.

  • lol! good call.

  • Amazing......

  • the sad part is shes so right about the regret thing..

    i got caught shoplifting in april and i made up a fake story and shed some tears.

    no charges were made and i had to pay a 50 dollar fine..

    not much of a punishment.

  • Your hilarious, ignore the dickheads saying shit about smoking -It's your right to do whatever you like with your body. Also to the morons saying that shes ugly- look at her eyes they're amazing!, just because she isn't the classic beauty, dosen't give you the right to be compleate idiots, I bet most of you losers don't look half as good. not that you needed to hear any of it coz hey, I think you already know all this don't you tallooly?

    PS ignore my user name, I'm on my sisters account

  • thanks, not quite sure how to respond to this one, it's so unusual. :-). not going to shrivel up and blow away for some negative comments, i find them hilarious. i know exactly who/what i am. unfortunately most people don't. this vid was done in total sarcasm, shoplifters are really ignorant. they go to jail for less than 10 or 20 dollars for thrill seeking behavior. it's not to feed or help anyone. it's to make themselves feel powerful or in control of an out of control life.

  • Ur Hot

  • Tip number 8 Dont take a drag on your cig before each tip.

    are you supposed to be cool or somthing lol.

    Tip number 9 dont give tips to the people that shoplift. Duh!

    or wait, or are you giving tips becouse you are a shopplifter? hmmm.

  • yes, very cool. the tips are noted with sarcasm. an interpretation was needed for you... hmmmm.

  • @pettyofficerramsey "Tip number 8 Dont take a drag on your cig before each tip." HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!

  • this si dum why wocld you give them tips

  • nice one lady hardcore

  • I just got my hands on some store keys. is there a site i can look up to help my stealing?

  • smoking causes cancer

  • I'm sure it does.

  • haha ur funny

  • I would be able to understand you a lot better if you paused the video you're watching. Good tips though.

  • chillingchimp's vids own!!

  • oi lady why the fuck are you doing this?

  • why not?

  • funny lol

  • you guys are fucking mean.

  • Tip # 8..Get a brush use it

    Tip #9..Get a toothbrush

  • oh thank you! thank you! my life is complete now!

  • Wow you're ugly

  • thanks! i work hard on it.

  • Wow. You are trash.

  • not a trashy ho'? the adjective is more convincing with a noun attached to it.

  • No. You clearly aren't a ho... I mean really, who would pay you for sex. Your are just old and gross, and for whatever reason giving tips to shop lifters.

  • lol. ho's is free you dumbass.

  • hahahahah, fat ass will die of cancer.

  • so sorry to hear you have a terminal illness, good luck!

  • Ohoho hoooo, clever.

  • lol

  • dont give them tips! that just makes it even more hard for them to be caught!

  • fuck you i shoplift every fucken day

  • the odds will eventually get you. Enjoy it while it lasts!

  • what, you're a 13 yr. old shoplifter?

    i hope you get caught

  • LMAO. This is retarded. =[

  • i have no remorse its a multi million$ company who cares!

  • the people who pick up the costs do. and it's billion, not million.

  • billion then, big woooop

  • the guy wouldn't admit to the theft of the camera, and the girlfriend wouldn't stop crying. eventually, the guy got tired of his girl crying, and in a sort of "plea bargain" deal, we charged the guy with the theft of 18 DVDs and the digital camera he had stolen from the other store in our district, and the girlfriend with the theft of one DVD. this meant that the girlfriend was free to leave, and since he was already violating his parole, he would end up back in jail.

  • why do you think there is so little remorse? another thought i had the other day (when i walked up on one stuffing bags and she just kept on stuffing) can you carry a hand camera (like a flip) for those corners you can't see on security?

  • actually, i have been known to use my phone's digital camera for everything from taking evidence photos, sending messages to everyone in the district, and peeking around corners when i would otherwise be too obvious.

  • haha. in my days in LP, ive seen very few show remorse.

    one specific case comes to mind though. dude and his girl stole from another store in our district on monday. tuesday, they try to hit my store. a buddy of mine is working the floor following them, i'm tracking via camera. soon as it looks like they're going to exit, i set up the cameras to follow their path, got on the floor. they tried to walk out, we stopped em, walked em to our office, and the chick started crying like crazy.

  • i love yur vid -

  • I love people like TSXboy26. no idea that within 10 years, he'll be some dude's bitch in a sh#t-smelling 7-7 cell where he can't even take a dump without someone watching. Keep laughing, douche. I smile every time I pay taxes because I know idiots like you are one day closer to being removed from my breathing space. Wake up tomorrow, look in the mirror and say to yourself... One day closer!

  • yeah i thought the same thing when i read it too.

  • Well said, Mate.

  • tip 4 is not entirely true