ANother incident, I had a guy try to basically choke me out outside the store, again false ID, and I didn't know what was going on! I Thought someone was trying to mug me! I tried to run, but he was a fat fuck so he held me somehow.. I kept yelling for help, and one guy out of 50 helped, he was a postal worker, and he called the cops. The cops came, , did check my story and I took the fucker to court because he scraped my knee. He sprained his ankle so bad, I saw him months later, with a cane!
I've had store securitie(s) falsely target me a few times.
I called one out the last time they were 'doing their spy thing'
(so fucking obvious)
He got so mad that he followed me out (AFTER I PAID FOR MY BROCCOLI)
and he even threatened to PLANT SOMETHING ON ME AND PULL ME IN.
I was shocked , but I had my own trick up my sleeve. I told him I was recording him since I noticed him watching me..so he backed off and I got the fucker fired.
:o if u feel eyes on you, or u notice u r being followed, its never too late to take out all the stuff u planned on stealing and putting it back, also, when it comes to shoplifting a dressing room always comes in handy if the stone doesnt have sombody to check the cloths u take in thare, simply hide what u want in the cloths u r taking in, hide it, and get out as fast and calm as possible, and its not a good idea to shop the rest of the mall/store after you have commited ur crime: o
I find that stealing keeps my monthly living expenses down to a level that I can use the extra savings to put my kid through school!
The stores today are so expensive I have no choice but to steal. My dental practice would close if it were not for the freebies I scam from grocery stores etc. Sorry but yes...even Dentists steal to stay wealthy!
This lady say she has never arrested someone who has cried with regret,hhhhhhmmmmmm, seems strange. I've arrested lots of people and lots of them try giving you the crying act which I don't buy into. These thieves think they're good actors but they're not. Some even claim racism when being arrested which is BS, I don't care if you're white,black,native,E.Indian, Chinese etc. theft is theft.
I have a question , have you ever apprehended a real kleptomaniac?? I am doing a research paper for a social psych class and there is not much information of kleptomaniacs , have you ever encountered one ? would you be willing to answere questions by email like a interview for me or something, i thank you for your time and attention
@MyPinkRainbow Almost all theives are Kleptomaniacs. I've arrested the same person 3 x within one week before, so obviously someone like that must be a kleptomanaic. Do I feel sorry for any of these people I arrest including the homeless and druggies for stealing ? Not one bit. There is no excuse for stealing.
It's not only the same people I arrest all the time, I've arrested several people I'd never seen before, but I've also arrested the same person on several ocassions.
Shop lifters are easy to spot, they are the ones looking at you instead of looking at the merchandise. If you are a shoplifter remember what the lady said, she has no sympathy. If you need sympathy it is located in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
@Zyworski Well, at the downtown grocery store they usually are very easy to pick out......urine covered winos in filthy clothes heading to the likker (sp) aisle to commandeer some akky-hall.
Do you have anymore tips? I found a link for loads of tips and a walkthrough. But your's was very helpful! I finally got my mom's medicine for her without having to save up $30 :)
Go into the shop with a trolly (It looks like you are going in to but items)
Put the expensive items in the trolly
Walk to an area less secure... Usually the bread and milk department in supermarkets
Put the item from the trolly into your coat (Big inside pockets) It also helps if you are not a fat fuck like the person in this video. Walk out and pay for the cheap shit like beans milk etc... Pro shoplifter NEVER been caught!!!
is it true for the self check outs u can put a game or dvd under their, scan it and cancel the order so u dont have to pay and so it deactivates the bar code and u can put it in a bag and walk out? thanks
stupid old ugly hag bitch, i feel sorry for ur stupid ass job. ur really nasty, and you seem to know a lot about shoplliffting yourself, stop believing what the government wants u to believe, these stores mark up their prices 200 percent more than their value, and in this economy it is so hard to buy essential items, such as baby formula. (is that not a required necceseity to a mother who is not able to lactate. or nvm u prolly are a lez so u wouldnt know.
@musiclover7631 Excuse me sir/ma'am, are you one of those "retards" I hear so much about? Have you ever once worked in any store whatsoever? Shit costs money. If you cant handle that, then at least stop bitching about it like a little cunt. It's our fault you cant afford the shit you want, kay? Suck it up, grow a pair, and handle your business. I love people like the one that posted this video. She's real, and down to earth. Better person than you'll ever be.
So I bet your some punk at home living with your Mom or on welfare. Wow what a great life you must life, going around shoplifting I bet you have a great life! If that's how you want to live that's cool, I'm not trying to be a superhero, NO! i'm just a guy who knows right from wrong! and I do wrong sometimes, YES but I don't steal, I work and I make my money If I don't earn it I don't want it, I guess that's the difference between you and I!
This bitch is stupid. Learn slight of hand and stick to stealing small electronics.. durr hurr hurr!! Steal 20 things worth $10-20 and fence for $5-10.
Isnt there a full time watch on the cameras in walmart and other large stores even in the early hours of the day (4-5AM) till closing time? If so why the fuck does anyone try theres like a thousand cameras watching you.
Ok first of all If I looked at you I would know Right away to keep my eye on you! Most people who get away with it like you come back more then once and even if you cry me a river I won't let you go! When you stop someone a good LP knows it's the law that you must release to a officer, Your tips are not great! what you are saying are the words of a wanna be Pro shoplifter but the fact is I catch you all the time! and No matter how many times you get away with it you will get tagged!
I shoplifted for 6 years thought I was invincible even made a youtube video about how to do it. Well turns out I am not invincible, got caught and was put on diversion did community service (pain in the ass) and if I get in trouble again I go to jail for 11 months and 29 days. Not fuckin' worth it.
@lovexsweetxdeath see i think im invincible, do it like evreytime i go near shops, its like a disease with me. Im smart tho, i stick to the rules, never go in the same shop twice in one day, dont ram things in your bag and dress unshoplifteristic lol
I feel like im never gonna be caught, and my family are warning me to stop before its too late....exactly what happened with my sisters aswell
well, when the AP (asset protection) guy is there, he will check them throughout the day. that was about it. because it is digital now, it's very easy to go back and check film or speed it up to watch for periods of time. but mostly, we used it when something was reported, or there was an accident, etc.
Tip Number 3) You get on with your life and I will get on with my life
Tip Number 4) I have NEVER been caught shoplifting
Tip Number 5) Yes I know the Cameras are live AND. Do you honestly think that greedy store owners will pay a member of staff JUST to watch these fucking videos.
Tip number 6) You are VERY fat and ugly HONESTLY!!!..Yes I know that is the same as tip 1 and 2... But I thought I will say it again to let you know!
If you ever want to shoplift from a clothes shop that has alarms on the clothe/accersories then use this technique that will save u worry, time and money! Shops that work with this technique can be; Topman, Topshop, Miss Selfridge, H&M, The Body Shop......but what you have to do is head to the jewelry and carefully steal as much jewelry as you can (tons) aim for the rings there small and exspensive and easy to steal.
Then go up to the counter and ask for an exchange.....say you got all the jewelry as a present and didnt like it, and want to return it, you dont need any recept and can have a great exchange in the store. Did it yesterday..... £200 in topshop ;)
tallolly, i actually have been doing some studying up on tips me and my girlfriend have only been stealing food, nothing else, only what we need, i am unemployed and can not collect unemployment, i used to help do lp stops for a retail store and already know the ropes, do you have any advice or input i could take?
well i can't offer advise on how to steal. when i made this video i was sort of being sarcastic that some shoplifters are so damn stupid. i was never hard on those stealing food. can't you get food stamps?
well thats the problem, theres problems with my social security, i cant even get un employment right now, they say im not who i am the info dosent match, go figure
No offense nick. i call bullshit. My sister talks like this when shes too lazy to do something with her life to get her own food. all of a sudden things that work for the rest of the world arent working for her.
I hope you're doing better now. In my city there's lots of free food - until you try you would be surprised the quality of food that's available. Someone at my work is head cook at the Salvation Army. He brings us the leftovers - barbecued chicken, steak, chicken kiev - tons of good things. I've been where you are. I hope you're doing better now - 3 months later. Take any job you can (until you can do better).
There not being non-regretful you stupid cop, they are just accepting their punnishment and accepting responsiplity for their actions rather than bitching and crying about it.
yes, the 8th grade, then the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th, that's the one where you graduate. then moved on to university, that's where adults go to further their education and get careers. after the b.s. (that's bachelor of science) i got my m.s. (that's what the abbreviate for master's of science).
Hello tallooly2007, I have a question or two about shoplifting as well as a report I was doing for it in Criminal Law. I was wondering if you could give some answers to a few questions? If you wouldn't mind, I would like to give you my email.
Tip #7 always go armed when shoplifting...gun, knife, even pepper spray...ALWAYS assume you will have to use it...be watching, and a couple seconds before they say, "store security" NAIL THEM!!!! hahahahaha...fucking STUPID rent-a-cops...risk their ass for a lousy $7.50/hour job....losers!!!! hahahahahahahahaha YOU ARE A LOSER AND THE CORPORATIONS OWN YOU!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!! HURT EVERY SECURITY FAG WHO EVERY TRIES TO STOP YOU!!!
That's a GREAT idea. So when the real cops do arrest you (and they will) you not only get a shoplifting charge you now have Armed Robbery and Aggravated Assault. Enjoy the butt sex in prison, douche.
thanks to all the LP's who have posted their input, but some of you need to get over yourselves. Self-proclaimed "undercover agents"? LMAO! You're getting paid minimum wage to guard retail property, not protect government assets.
PS: The fact that you got selected to work LP means you're wholly unattractive and scarier looking than the other employees. They try to get the better looking people to work sales and the trolls to guard the dungeon.
Keep lifting shit thieve. The more shit you lift, the higher prices go. As long as your around, I have job security no matter what the economy is doing. And no, not minimum wage ass-hat.
because you clearly stated that you have made arrests.
why didn't you just mention the golden tip of them all for lifters? LP and store employees have no judicial authority. this means if an lp or employee so much as touches you, it can be considered assault.
for example say you say why are you stealing my items. i would say what the hell are you talking about. You would ask to search or demand it, if your stupid; and i would say fuck off...
you're an idiot, read the laws, most states let you touch shoplifters if they resist the arrest then you can you use the reasonable amount of force to bring them back in or handcuff them. don't go say shit you don't know about. Any merchant has the right to drag your ass back in if you say no.
Your hilarious, ignore the dickheads saying shit about smoking -It's your right to do whatever you like with your body. Also to the morons saying that shes ugly- look at her eyes they're amazing!, just because she isn't the classic beauty, dosen't give you the right to be compleate idiots, I bet most of you losers don't look half as good. not that you needed to hear any of it coz hey, I think you already know all this don't you tallooly?
PS ignore my user name, I'm on my sisters account
thanks, not quite sure how to respond to this one, it's so unusual. :-). not going to shrivel up and blow away for some negative comments, i find them hilarious. i know exactly who/what i am. unfortunately most people don't. this vid was done in total sarcasm, shoplifters are really ignorant. they go to jail for less than 10 or 20 dollars for thrill seeking behavior. it's not to feed or help anyone. it's to make themselves feel powerful or in control of an out of control life.
No. You clearly aren't a ho... I mean really, who would pay you for sex. Your are just old and gross, and for whatever reason giving tips to shop lifters.
the guy wouldn't admit to the theft of the camera, and the girlfriend wouldn't stop crying. eventually, the guy got tired of his girl crying, and in a sort of "plea bargain" deal, we charged the guy with the theft of 18 DVDs and the digital camera he had stolen from the other store in our district, and the girlfriend with the theft of one DVD. this meant that the girlfriend was free to leave, and since he was already violating his parole, he would end up back in jail.
why do you think there is so little remorse? another thought i had the other day (when i walked up on one stuffing bags and she just kept on stuffing) can you carry a hand camera (like a flip) for those corners you can't see on security?
actually, i have been known to use my phone's digital camera for everything from taking evidence photos, sending messages to everyone in the district, and peeking around corners when i would otherwise be too obvious.
haha. in my days in LP, ive seen very few show remorse.
one specific case comes to mind though. dude and his girl stole from another store in our district on monday. tuesday, they try to hit my store. a buddy of mine is working the floor following them, i'm tracking via camera. soon as it looks like they're going to exit, i set up the cameras to follow their path, got on the floor. they tried to walk out, we stopped em, walked em to our office, and the chick started crying like crazy.
I love people like TSXboy26. no idea that within 10 years, he'll be some dude's bitch in a sh#t-smelling 7-7 cell where he can't even take a dump without someone watching. Keep laughing, douche. I smile every time I pay taxes because I know idiots like you are one day closer to being removed from my breathing space. Wake up tomorrow, look in the mirror and say to yourself... One day closer!
Kinetic energy storage.....to this. I don't get it.
Mjbabycakes7072 2 weeks ago
meth is bad mmmkay.fuckin tweekers.
weaponmalcolmx 2 months ago
ANother incident, I had a guy try to basically choke me out outside the store, again false ID, and I didn't know what was going on! I Thought someone was trying to mug me! I tried to run, but he was a fat fuck so he held me somehow.. I kept yelling for help, and one guy out of 50 helped, he was a postal worker, and he called the cops. The cops came, , did check my story and I took the fucker to court because he scraped my knee. He sprained his ankle so bad, I saw him months later, with a cane!
oatstao 2 months ago
I've had store securitie(s) falsely target me a few times.
I called one out the last time they were 'doing their spy thing'
(so fucking obvious)
He got so mad that he followed me out (AFTER I PAID FOR MY BROCCOLI)
and he even threatened to PLANT SOMETHING ON ME AND PULL ME IN.
I was shocked , but I had my own trick up my sleeve. I told him I was recording him since I noticed him watching me..so he backed off and I got the fucker fired.
oatstao 2 months ago
:o if u feel eyes on you, or u notice u r being followed, its never too late to take out all the stuff u planned on stealing and putting it back, also, when it comes to shoplifting a dressing room always comes in handy if the stone doesnt have sombody to check the cloths u take in thare, simply hide what u want in the cloths u r taking in, hide it, and get out as fast and calm as possible, and its not a good idea to shop the rest of the mall/store after you have commited ur crime: o
RichardApperition 3 months ago
tip number 8 quit smoking and go to hairdressers
mrmagicroundcircle 7 months ago
I find that stealing keeps my monthly living expenses down to a level that I can use the extra savings to put my kid through school!
The stores today are so expensive I have no choice but to steal. My dental practice would close if it were not for the freebies I scam from grocery stores etc. Sorry but yes...even Dentists steal to stay wealthy!
BubbaBodecker 7 months ago
@BubbaBodecker wow. that's got to be the most interesting comment i've ever read.
tallooly2007 7 months ago
@BubbaBodecker dentists are thieving bastards even if they are not shoplifting
mrmagicroundcircle 7 months ago
white trash
tubofbologna 8 months ago
I stole and got caught so all I said was I had stupid influence from my friends and they let me go like in 5min cuz I gave back what I stole also.
ShookzSlapz 11 months ago
This lady say she has never arrested someone who has cried with regret,hhhhhhmmmmmm, seems strange. I've arrested lots of people and lots of them try giving you the crying act which I don't buy into. These thieves think they're good actors but they're not. Some even claim racism when being arrested which is BS, I don't care if you're white,black,native,E.Indian, Chinese etc. theft is theft.
asoka2000 11 months ago
i stole stuff in your store once...
metamaggot 11 months ago
Show remorse, I might let you go...NOT!!! But give me that unopened pack of Marlborough "reds", then hell yes!! I'll let you go!!
2taxedout 1 year ago
TIp NUMBER 6 ~ STOP SMOKING AND GET A LIFE
TheKabuly 1 year ago
Tip number 6. Brush your hair.
xXxProdigy28xXx 1 year ago
I have a question , have you ever apprehended a real kleptomaniac?? I am doing a research paper for a social psych class and there is not much information of kleptomaniacs , have you ever encountered one ? would you be willing to answere questions by email like a interview for me or something, i thank you for your time and attention
georgia
MyPinkRainbow 1 year ago
@MyPinkRainbow i can't say that i have. most are hungry, desperate, thrillseekers, or just plain greedy.
tallooly2007 1 year ago
@MyPinkRainbow Dude my mother was a klepto and years ago i was a store detective i could fill you in lol
Treblinka2012 1 year ago
@MyPinkRainbow Almost all theives are Kleptomaniacs. I've arrested the same person 3 x within one week before, so obviously someone like that must be a kleptomanaic. Do I feel sorry for any of these people I arrest including the homeless and druggies for stealing ? Not one bit. There is no excuse for stealing.
It's not only the same people I arrest all the time, I've arrested several people I'd never seen before, but I've also arrested the same person on several ocassions.
asoka2000 11 months ago
Shop lifters are easy to spot, they are the ones looking at you instead of looking at the merchandise. If you are a shoplifter remember what the lady said, she has no sympathy. If you need sympathy it is located in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.
Zyworski 1 year ago
@Zyworski Well, at the downtown grocery store they usually are very easy to pick out......urine covered winos in filthy clothes heading to the likker (sp) aisle to commandeer some akky-hall.
tickyul 1 year ago
Do you have anymore tips? I found a link for loads of tips and a walkthrough. But your's was very helpful! I finally got my mom's medicine for her without having to save up $30 :)
NakatamiHigurashi 1 year ago
@theYAXreview
think ur cool by reporting people on utube
wecantdoit 1 year ago
29 cans of beer, 2 litre bottels of beer and 4 bottles of smirnoff ice. Done in 3 trips to my local offy(:
IIITrickzIII 1 year ago
How about this novel idea... get ur hair done.
schmatever 1 year ago
Tips for shop lifters? This will NOT be tollerated. You WILL be reported. - Karl Holton
theYAXreview 1 year ago
are cameras live at night ? or lights out?
Minesr357pete 1 year ago
Can i steal you? you are something i want. The cigarette does it for me
cwandis 1 year ago
You forgot to say...
Go into the shop with a trolly (It looks like you are going in to but items)
Put the expensive items in the trolly
Walk to an area less secure... Usually the bread and milk department in supermarkets
Put the item from the trolly into your coat (Big inside pockets) It also helps if you are not a fat fuck like the person in this video. Walk out and pay for the cheap shit like beans milk etc... Pro shoplifter NEVER been caught!!!
matsui2001 1 year ago 2
@matsui2001 like it.
schmatever 1 year ago
u izz ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrpurdis 1 year ago
i shop lift condoms because i dont wanna get my girl friend pregnant. that and im poor.
throwfor6 1 year ago
but code bars? wont the alarm go off? i mean, wont the alarm start?
m2ngur 1 year ago
is it true for the self check outs u can put a game or dvd under their, scan it and cancel the order so u dont have to pay and so it deactivates the bar code and u can put it in a bag and walk out? thanks
scarface4724 1 year ago
Why give them anything to work with? Ur not gonna get thru to them anyway..Only when the Cell door slams...
ManLaw4Evr 1 year ago
stupid old ugly hag bitch, i feel sorry for ur stupid ass job. ur really nasty, and you seem to know a lot about shoplliffting yourself, stop believing what the government wants u to believe, these stores mark up their prices 200 percent more than their value, and in this economy it is so hard to buy essential items, such as baby formula. (is that not a required necceseity to a mother who is not able to lactate. or nvm u prolly are a lez so u wouldnt know.
musiclover7631 1 year ago
@musiclover7631 Excuse me sir/ma'am, are you one of those "retards" I hear so much about? Have you ever once worked in any store whatsoever? Shit costs money. If you cant handle that, then at least stop bitching about it like a little cunt. It's our fault you cant afford the shit you want, kay? Suck it up, grow a pair, and handle your business. I love people like the one that posted this video. She's real, and down to earth. Better person than you'll ever be.
BadWaters 1 year ago 8
@BadWaters get a fucking job? you aren't entitled to anything?
carolin3lofuu 1 year ago
@musiclover7631 god ur a douche go suck a big fat one
cripsmafia 1 year ago
So I bet your some punk at home living with your Mom or on welfare. Wow what a great life you must life, going around shoplifting I bet you have a great life! If that's how you want to live that's cool, I'm not trying to be a superhero, NO! i'm just a guy who knows right from wrong! and I do wrong sometimes, YES but I don't steal, I work and I make my money If I don't earn it I don't want it, I guess that's the difference between you and I!
mattfunboy 1 year ago
This bitch is stupid. Learn slight of hand and stick to stealing small electronics.. durr hurr hurr!! Steal 20 things worth $10-20 and fence for $5-10.
cryoes 1 year ago
Isnt there a full time watch on the cameras in walmart and other large stores even in the early hours of the day (4-5AM) till closing time? If so why the fuck does anyone try theres like a thousand cameras watching you.
Popsicle22754 1 year ago
haha funny :D
GamingTard 1 year ago
Ok first of all If I looked at you I would know Right away to keep my eye on you! Most people who get away with it like you come back more then once and even if you cry me a river I won't let you go! When you stop someone a good LP knows it's the law that you must release to a officer, Your tips are not great! what you are saying are the words of a wanna be Pro shoplifter but the fact is I catch you all the time! and No matter how many times you get away with it you will get tagged!
mattfunboy 1 year ago
@mattfunboy
lol. okay. time to put this little comic superhero dream away and get a life.
No one likes a kiss ass.
under666rain 1 year ago
I shoplifted for 6 years thought I was invincible even made a youtube video about how to do it. Well turns out I am not invincible, got caught and was put on diversion did community service (pain in the ass) and if I get in trouble again I go to jail for 11 months and 29 days. Not fuckin' worth it.
lovexsweetxdeath 1 year ago
@lovexsweetxdeath see i think im invincible, do it like evreytime i go near shops, its like a disease with me. Im smart tho, i stick to the rules, never go in the same shop twice in one day, dont ram things in your bag and dress unshoplifteristic lol
I feel like im never gonna be caught, and my family are warning me to stop before its too late....exactly what happened with my sisters aswell
haymish1993 1 year ago
lol ur retarded if u go to a place whit cameras
qwertman99 1 year ago
so are there people watching the cameras real time?
SHOGUNX8 1 year ago
not full time
tallooly2007 1 year ago
so when do they check the cameras
SHOGUNX8 1 year ago
well, when the AP (asset protection) guy is there, he will check them throughout the day. that was about it. because it is digital now, it's very easy to go back and check film or speed it up to watch for periods of time. but mostly, we used it when something was reported, or there was an accident, etc.
tallooly2007 1 year ago
@tallooly2007 Nice, I fricken cannot stand thieves. In the United States Of Ameritard if things are not bolted down.....well, it is as good as gone.
tickyul 1 year ago
@SHOGUNX8 Depends on the store. My store there is always atleast one person watching cameras.
kilroy227 1 year ago
hahah funny song @ 1:08
tips # 7 we're gonna catch you sooner or later!
02fastaudis4 2 years ago
damnit she already said seven..i mean tip#8
02fastaudis4 2 years ago
This woman has gained alot of my respect.
frosty9595 2 years ago
hahaha these comments are hillarious. im totally cracking up by reading all these.
coondogtheman1234 2 years ago
LOL. i cant believe it she made this video
msvisio 2 years ago
Steal what you need. Not what you want.
rhoshone 2 years ago
Johnny Cash lol
wwetnawarstm 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
TIP Number 1) You are too FAT
Tip Number 2) You are too UGLY
Tip Number 3) You get on with your life and I will get on with my life
Tip Number 4) I have NEVER been caught shoplifting
Tip Number 5) Yes I know the Cameras are live AND. Do you honestly think that greedy store owners will pay a member of staff JUST to watch these fucking videos.
Tip number 6) You are VERY fat and ugly HONESTLY!!!..Yes I know that is the same as tip 1 and 2... But I thought I will say it again to let you know!
matsui2001 2 years ago
thanks for that, because i didn't get it the first time.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
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TheShyPieGuy 2 years ago
She has a job and she does it well
frosty9595 2 years ago
1) no one cares
2) again, no one cares
3) I don't know why you'd even had to bring that up
4) that's great then this video obviously isn't for you
5) do you honestly think you have a clue how to run a store?
6) anyone who rags on someone this hard either; knows they're right and trys to bring them down anyway or, they're just plain ignorant
thatsMrSmileytoyou 2 years ago 5
haha :D
11ikill 2 years ago
haha your rite :D
11ikill 2 years ago
I concur.
Waiting4TheWorms 2 years ago
Lady, you put it bluntly! I like that!
MissJuneBennett 2 years ago
Post of a video of you doing a takedown!
Seriousbaker 2 years ago
wow she's really cool lolz!!!!
W3S94 2 years ago
If you ever want to shoplift from a clothes shop that has alarms on the clothe/accersories then use this technique that will save u worry, time and money! Shops that work with this technique can be; Topman, Topshop, Miss Selfridge, H&M, The Body Shop......but what you have to do is head to the jewelry and carefully steal as much jewelry as you can (tons) aim for the rings there small and exspensive and easy to steal.
stonejame1 2 years ago
Then go up to the counter and ask for an exchange.....say you got all the jewelry as a present and didnt like it, and want to return it, you dont need any recept and can have a great exchange in the store. Did it yesterday..... £200 in topshop ;)
stonejame1 2 years ago
nice vid
kIDcHA0S 2 years ago
lol funny.
TheShyPieGuy 2 years ago
tallolly, i actually have been doing some studying up on tips me and my girlfriend have only been stealing food, nothing else, only what we need, i am unemployed and can not collect unemployment, i used to help do lp stops for a retail store and already know the ropes, do you have any advice or input i could take?
omgitsnickd 2 years ago
well i can't offer advise on how to steal. when i made this video i was sort of being sarcastic that some shoplifters are so damn stupid. i was never hard on those stealing food. can't you get food stamps?
tallooly2007 2 years ago
well thats the problem, theres problems with my social security, i cant even get un employment right now, they say im not who i am the info dosent match, go figure
omgitsnickd 2 years ago
No offense nick. i call bullshit. My sister talks like this when shes too lazy to do something with her life to get her own food. all of a sudden things that work for the rest of the world arent working for her.
13377r3331f 2 years ago
get a job at McDonald's and you get free lunch.
Sell drugs and make money fast; then buy food.
Stealing is so retarded.
Go to a church and ask for a meal. They will feed you.
squirttilithurts 2 years ago
I hope you're doing better now. In my city there's lots of free food - until you try you would be surprised the quality of food that's available. Someone at my work is head cook at the Salvation Army. He brings us the leftovers - barbecued chicken, steak, chicken kiev - tons of good things. I've been where you are. I hope you're doing better now - 3 months later. Take any job you can (until you can do better).
hyena1972 2 years ago
Why not just get a part-time job at a supermarket and pilfer from the store?
If not, I guess I can't fault you as long as you only steal the bare necessities.
I doubt the judge would care if you stole raw liver, oatmeal, and beef hearts. That's the kind of stuff nobody wants to eat anyway.
MondoBeno 2 years ago
im sure shes know that smoking cause cancer but who gives 2 shits
bbygirls 2 years ago
i give two shits. a day.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
no, not anymore.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
who gives afucking shit white trash? do you work at walmart?
kustomcougar 2 years ago
Don't take hygiene tips from her.
Zippyzah 2 years ago
why not? it's important to bathe once a month.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
Johnny Cash YaY lol
InYaSoul 2 years ago
you americans...cant steel shit
godemorningkokoritze 2 years ago
we can make steel well.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
@tallooly2007 hahahah you're funny
mpa05 1 year ago
your cool
benzy45 2 years ago
There not being non-regretful you stupid cop, they are just accepting their punnishment and accepting responsiplity for their actions rather than bitching and crying about it.
ridethelightning1317 2 years ago
not a cop, yoh. learn to spell.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
did you even get past 8th grade in school?
kustomcougar 2 years ago
yes, the 8th grade, then the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th, that's the one where you graduate. then moved on to university, that's where adults go to further their education and get careers. after the b.s. (that's bachelor of science) i got my m.s. (that's what the abbreviate for master's of science).
tallooly2007 2 years ago
If you're as highly educated as you say you are tallooly then why are you a store guard? Lol, either you're over-qualified or a liar.
bobby123greenhalgh 2 years ago
i'm not a store guard. i was a store manager but have long since left that position.
tallooly2007 2 years ago
Hello tallooly2007, I have a question or two about shoplifting as well as a report I was doing for it in Criminal Law. I was wondering if you could give some answers to a few questions? If you wouldn't mind, I would like to give you my email.
Cocacolaclassic1991 3 years ago
Tip #7 always go armed when shoplifting...gun, knife, even pepper spray...ALWAYS assume you will have to use it...be watching, and a couple seconds before they say, "store security" NAIL THEM!!!! hahahahaha...fucking STUPID rent-a-cops...risk their ass for a lousy $7.50/hour job....losers!!!! hahahahahahahahaha YOU ARE A LOSER AND THE CORPORATIONS OWN YOU!!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!! HURT EVERY SECURITY FAG WHO EVERY TRIES TO STOP YOU!!!
mullahaliackbar 3 years ago
wow
tallooly2007 3 years ago
great comment XD
ridethelightning1317 2 years ago
That's a GREAT idea. So when the real cops do arrest you (and they will) you not only get a shoplifting charge you now have Armed Robbery and Aggravated Assault. Enjoy the butt sex in prison, douche.
chickenwafer 2 years ago
never caught me before. only noobs get caught.
methodsofbeyond 3 years ago 2
dont smoke!
robertdiniro 3 years ago
Tip #8. Taze all shoplifters!
kellystone84 3 years ago
Tip #9. Let them pay penalty!
8B6EB8 3 years ago
Never took a shower this individual!
moviemaker0004 3 years ago
you are right, never once a shower. glad you picked up on that, spot on topic.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
I bet she smells awful.
jvc107 3 years ago
thanks to all the LP's who have posted their input, but some of you need to get over yourselves. Self-proclaimed "undercover agents"? LMAO! You're getting paid minimum wage to guard retail property, not protect government assets.
PS: The fact that you got selected to work LP means you're wholly unattractive and scarier looking than the other employees. They try to get the better looking people to work sales and the trolls to guard the dungeon.
ppggc88 3 years ago
i'm not lp. but wicked to be compared to a troll!!
wikichriky 3 years ago
Keep lifting shit thieve. The more shit you lift, the higher prices go. As long as your around, I have job security no matter what the economy is doing. And no, not minimum wage ass-hat.
0RoadMap0 3 years ago
lol!!!
Jbru07 2 years ago
wait so your with law enforcement i assume?
because you clearly stated that you have made arrests.
why didn't you just mention the golden tip of them all for lifters? LP and store employees have no judicial authority. this means if an lp or employee so much as touches you, it can be considered assault.
for example say you say why are you stealing my items. i would say what the hell are you talking about. You would ask to search or demand it, if your stupid; and i would say fuck off...
willowmp 3 years ago
you're an idiot, read the laws, most states let you touch shoplifters if they resist the arrest then you can you use the reasonable amount of force to bring them back in or handcuff them. don't go say shit you don't know about. Any merchant has the right to drag your ass back in if you say no.
punksk8r0 3 years ago
meth? i tried that once back in the 70's. yuck. no, i get high on your comments.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
I'd let her suck my pecker!
collegegradued 3 years ago
let me know when you find it.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Find what? You can't see my cock? No wonder you a fucking moronic unintelligent crackhead!
Still, I would you blow me anyway.
collegegradued 3 years ago
lol! good call.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Amazing......
collegegradued 3 years ago
the sad part is shes so right about the regret thing..
i got caught shoplifting in april and i made up a fake story and shed some tears.
no charges were made and i had to pay a 50 dollar fine..
not much of a punishment.
xedgexofxtragedyx 3 years ago
Your hilarious, ignore the dickheads saying shit about smoking -It's your right to do whatever you like with your body. Also to the morons saying that shes ugly- look at her eyes they're amazing!, just because she isn't the classic beauty, dosen't give you the right to be compleate idiots, I bet most of you losers don't look half as good. not that you needed to hear any of it coz hey, I think you already know all this don't you tallooly?
PS ignore my user name, I'm on my sisters account
MySweetSuicide666 3 years ago
thanks, not quite sure how to respond to this one, it's so unusual. :-). not going to shrivel up and blow away for some negative comments, i find them hilarious. i know exactly who/what i am. unfortunately most people don't. this vid was done in total sarcasm, shoplifters are really ignorant. they go to jail for less than 10 or 20 dollars for thrill seeking behavior. it's not to feed or help anyone. it's to make themselves feel powerful or in control of an out of control life.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Ur Hot
CrystalDragonFull 3 years ago
Tip number 8 Dont take a drag on your cig before each tip.
are you supposed to be cool or somthing lol.
Tip number 9 dont give tips to the people that shoplift. Duh!
or wait, or are you giving tips becouse you are a shopplifter? hmmm.
pettyofficerramsey 3 years ago
yes, very cool. the tips are noted with sarcasm. an interpretation was needed for you... hmmmm.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
@pettyofficerramsey "Tip number 8 Dont take a drag on your cig before each tip." HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!
mpa05 1 year ago
this si dum why wocld you give them tips
kanye3215 3 years ago
nice one lady hardcore
Ganbareg 3 years ago
I just got my hands on some store keys. is there a site i can look up to help my stealing?
willielee2222 3 years ago
smoking causes cancer
OompaLoompaTerrorist 3 years ago 7
I'm sure it does.
Wii4me 3 years ago
haha ur funny
dildoyummzy 3 years ago
I would be able to understand you a lot better if you paused the video you're watching. Good tips though.
snoman99991 3 years ago
chillingchimp's vids own!!
chunker01 3 years ago
oi lady why the fuck are you doing this?
SouthLondonGangster 3 years ago
why not?
tallooly2007 3 years ago
funny lol
drdre306 3 years ago
you guys are fucking mean.
twayf3 3 years ago
Tip # 8..Get a brush use it
Tip #9..Get a toothbrush
mageaelisa 3 years ago
oh thank you! thank you! my life is complete now!
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Wow you're ugly
tomhadall037 3 years ago
thanks! i work hard on it.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Wow. You are trash.
sneakysilverbullet2 3 years ago
not a trashy ho'? the adjective is more convincing with a noun attached to it.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
No. You clearly aren't a ho... I mean really, who would pay you for sex. Your are just old and gross, and for whatever reason giving tips to shop lifters.
sneakysilverbullet2 3 years ago
lol. ho's is free you dumbass.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
hahahahah, fat ass will die of cancer.
shondrikajohnson 3 years ago
so sorry to hear you have a terminal illness, good luck!
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Ohoho hoooo, clever.
ArtemisBlue 3 years ago
lol
iwilshooti 3 years ago
dont give them tips! that just makes it even more hard for them to be caught!
RandomMachinimaFilms 3 years ago
fuck you i shoplift every fucken day
bigsam1925 3 years ago
the odds will eventually get you. Enjoy it while it lasts!
joesav9256 3 years ago
what, you're a 13 yr. old shoplifter?
i hope you get caught
tm11111111 3 years ago
LMAO. This is retarded. =[
krussell123 3 years ago 2
i have no remorse its a multi million$ company who cares!
FraterO 3 years ago
the people who pick up the costs do. and it's billion, not million.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
billion then, big woooop
FraterO 3 years ago
the guy wouldn't admit to the theft of the camera, and the girlfriend wouldn't stop crying. eventually, the guy got tired of his girl crying, and in a sort of "plea bargain" deal, we charged the guy with the theft of 18 DVDs and the digital camera he had stolen from the other store in our district, and the girlfriend with the theft of one DVD. this meant that the girlfriend was free to leave, and since he was already violating his parole, he would end up back in jail.
link4403 3 years ago
why do you think there is so little remorse? another thought i had the other day (when i walked up on one stuffing bags and she just kept on stuffing) can you carry a hand camera (like a flip) for those corners you can't see on security?
tallooly2007 3 years ago
actually, i have been known to use my phone's digital camera for everything from taking evidence photos, sending messages to everyone in the district, and peeking around corners when i would otherwise be too obvious.
link4403 3 years ago
haha. in my days in LP, ive seen very few show remorse.
one specific case comes to mind though. dude and his girl stole from another store in our district on monday. tuesday, they try to hit my store. a buddy of mine is working the floor following them, i'm tracking via camera. soon as it looks like they're going to exit, i set up the cameras to follow their path, got on the floor. they tried to walk out, we stopped em, walked em to our office, and the chick started crying like crazy.
link4403 3 years ago
i love yur vid -
imaboygenius 3 years ago
I love people like TSXboy26. no idea that within 10 years, he'll be some dude's bitch in a sh#t-smelling 7-7 cell where he can't even take a dump without someone watching. Keep laughing, douche. I smile every time I pay taxes because I know idiots like you are one day closer to being removed from my breathing space. Wake up tomorrow, look in the mirror and say to yourself... One day closer!
thereaper75 3 years ago
yeah i thought the same thing when i read it too.
tallooly2007 3 years ago
Well said, Mate.
a0lsucks 3 years ago
tip 4 is not entirely true
Technologyisgay84 3 years ago