The Bob And Tom Show - The Woman Song

[scarface0879]

What is the reado stion on this show some tell me

[Artsyluv9]

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[Frizz90]

"Frog Leg Man" by Rock Bottom sent me here

[kyle4anderson]

Awesome!!!

[michellethomas11]

lol

[chatanwarrior]

hahaha so damn true

[peace484884]

lol

[leva0404]

Ya right.....lol

[tamarasshop]

i guess im not the typical woman as this states....i think its funny....im glad im not all those things

[krowanders]

Feminism is a joke. If you wanted equality, you'd fight to get on the draft.

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[juannabanana]

Hehe, not as funny as the man song, it describes my parents perfectly. But this one is still cute. Sadly I have met men that squeal like little girls when they see spiders. I'm the one who will scoop them up and set them free :P

[Lunastar243]

and I am proud of my age-but it's not of your freakin' business! lol...

[stephanotis8135]

I love this song! It's soooo funny! I'm proud to be all of the above! lol

[Ad4m48]

@MidwesternDiva Brb having a relationship



[NeverListen2Brothers]

THATS SO TRUE LOL! I CAN FIGHT ANY BITCH THAT COMES UP TO ME BUT IF I SEE A SPIDER i'M RUNNING

[squeak1964]

This got me laughin~~~~

[ShesRandom15]

This is awesome!

[Sardonick007]

This and the "Man Song" are awesome. They're funny and they're parodies. Shut the fuck up and move on if you don't like comedy.

[mtb416]

Women, the less useful sex since 98,000 B.C.E.

[B00KL0VR]

@mtb416 ha! i bet you have a girlfriend or wife and she's got you wipped either that or no girl will go out with you at all

[mtb416]

@B00KL0VR You're wrong on all accounts, but you can think whatever you like kiddo. 

[MrTrailltrader]

Gee, the posters quite the dumbass- have you seen how many blank songs, how many songs have been taken down? I could eat a bowl of alphabit soup and shit a better song list than this

[winterangel229543]

Describes my mom perfectly! Of course, I've studied car mechanics for the past three years . . . so I can PROBABLY set a VCR, and if I can't I'll simply say it's too damn old, this is 2011!

[sowrongsoincorrect]

The spider line.... yea thats SO true...

[mspeckmd7]

love it very funny but not as good as the man song lol

[TomatoeAssassin]

Cute and mildly funny but not as good as The Man Song.

[adamgasm31]

and i have a mind of my own, which i change every two second

XDDDDD

love that part

[VEEntertainment]

@adamgasm31 why do you have five mouths?

[GenTechJ]

Anyone offended by this needs to look up The Man Song. Oh, and lighten up too, I laugh at The Man Song (which 'neuters' men more than this 'spays' women) more than this one (though they're both hilarious). So yeah, esentially: Lighten up and learn to laugh. Unless you pull that stick, it ain't going anywhere.

[SoffeMcCracken]

I wouldn't go as far as to say that all of this is true, but damn it's hilarious!

[bigdjindustriez]

This is all so true.

[Bandithorse75]

Oh come on people its a song its not suposed to be taken seriously! its all in good fun.... get a sense of humor... Lighten up

[shecat2467]

lol funny but most is not true. a girl can do anything a guy can do in high heels

[stacialau]

hahahahaha



[kadajfreak]

im a woman but i can use and repair shit better then my fiance

[ricci561]

I HATE THIS SONG ITS DUMB

[diamondmomma01]

LMMFAO!!! This has to be one of the funniest songs Ive heard in a LONG time...right behind "The Man Song"!!!!!!! I dont see how anybody could not think this is funny...maybe they needa have a drink & get a lil loose!!

[IrishChemKiller]

can you believe this nigga made a video like this and gets his self a million viewers but then doenst sign in his YT channel for 4 years.

[jwoodsbaby09]

OMG I LOVE THIS SONG and the Man song!!! they are both hilarious!!!! anyone who doesnt like it....why bother commenting..just shut up and stop listening and let us people who have a sense of humor ENJOY these HILARIOUS SONGS!!!

[lados31]

@jwoodsbaby09 tru dat

[silverwolf6970]

im a woman and its hysterical..i am in no way offended..its called humor rofl lmao and its soooo dang funny

[Blehbleh9972]

its really true... xD I'm a girl and I can beat the crap out of anybody who pisses me off (and I have ^^) but if its a roach we are talking about... I will hide and wait for somebody else to kill it

[Pr3d4t0R6sic6]

@Blehbleh9972 if i punched you woman, it would do damage it's only morals of today and the law that protects you and you know it so you hide behind it and get cocky, like all you girls do ;)

[Blehbleh9972]

@Pr3d4t0R6sic6 thats true too, and at the same time I agree o.o xD but at the same time some girls hit another girl, and the law doesn't really do anything about that... if we are talking about THOSE situations.. I always win xD

[Pr3d4t0R6sic6]

@Blehbleh9972 i see, always someone out there that always wins too ;)

[KickAssBlossom]

i wounder if it's mostly women that are whatching this and likeing it? i did! i thought it was freaken halerious!!!!

[XxVincentxXFlyxX]

"i'm so proud of my age, who is not of your freaking buisness"

[TheSkuLLcomedyShow]

My wife said, "Take me somewhere i've never been." I said, "Let's start in the Kitchen!" Drum roll please.

[FunkypinkFerret2]

@TheSkuLLcomedyShow How original.. e.e

[ellygame]

83 women aren't in the kitchen.

[AniRemi]

I can fight in combat, but I can't kill a spider!

[ApocalpsyeKidIan]

i dont lie

but i fake an orgasm...

liess women lie

[jmarcum72]

Wow, I seriously did not know this existed until today! This is just as funny because it is just as true!

[ledena435]

this is simply great ahahah the best part i can do anything what man cab do but i don't have to

[YaoiIsMySin]

So I am the only woman who doesen't find this to be true?

[Kabbsy]

@YaoiIsMySin

Accept the fact it's true.

[YaoiIsMySin]

@Kabbsy

Yet somehow, it doesen't fit to me at all. It may fit to some people but not to everyone.

[Gl0wst1ckDr3ams]

LMFAO!! I Laughed so hard at this! Being a woman myself, It all made complete sense!

[MsSquarebearz]

lol from a woman's perspective, they pretty much nailed this one!

[dzdogg]

i can fight in combat but i cant kill a spider...

[manda506]

wow lol im a woman and its so true

[Dewyfeather]

this is so our battle song.

the pay for the women who fight is THERES TAYLER LAUTNER!!

our battle cry is MEN ARE (ecept tayler lautner...heheheh) AS POINTLESS AS SPIDERS!!! when it comes to sex cuz they never can give you an orgasm i mean seriously is there like a law or something against big dicks? seriously!

[Wolfheart2121]

That was indeed halarious! I watched it like 5 times in a row and ticked my older bro off.

I'm a female BTW.

[ACharliefan]

I fuckin love it!!

[MrTibiafan]

these songs are fucken funnie lol

[91BravoSoldier]

So true.... I'm in the Army but I deffinently run and scream like a little girl at the first sign of a spider

[peacefullpeople]

sssssooooooo true im a guy

[1dezarae1]

The man song is funnier. But this one is very true.

[jellygirl23232]

for me its all true! XD

[farmvillionaire]

I LOVE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY! ANYONE OFFENDED BY FREE SPEECH? I LAUGH AT ANYONE WHO GETS OFFENDED BY ANYTHING! BE OFFENDED, SO...... WHO CARES. YOU OFFEND ME BY SAYING I OFFEND YOU. IM OFFENDED WHEN I OFFEND SOMEONE. PEOPLE NEED TO GET A GRIP. I LOVE BOB AND TOM AND ANYONE WHO REFUSES TO GIVE UP THE RIGHT TO SAY WHATEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT TO. THATS RIGHT, I SAID FUCK. WOO HOO...........

[mrsbubbles4]

BWHAAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[mrsbubbles4]

@mrsbubbles4 IT GETS FUNNIER EVERYTIME!

[yaoi2love]

i think this song is sorta true

[sashyrarivera]

LMAO awsome so true

[bellalabruja]

omfg.. you know.. that shit is too true... I wasn't offended a bit

[MidwesternDiva]

I'm a feminist and I think this is hilarious!

"I don't sleep around until I do a credit check" hahaha

[mrmoocow10011]

FEMINISTS IZ DUMB

[rocksickkle]

@MidwesternDiva Feminists should be shot.

[ThatChickwithSigns]

When me and my boyfriend get married he's gonna sing the man song and I'll be singing this one ^_^ lol!

[loyalzerg]

I think its funny that in this one only men laughed but in the man song both men and women laughed

[shadow20259]

im not saying this song isnt funny im just F ing annoyed at people saying that in a word of feminism this is so true. KINDA OBVIOUS!

[Sleeper7722]

I can fight in combat but I can't kill a spider

[shadowsoul121]

rofl XD i am a female i find it funny. c'mon people don't be so sensitive and realize that it's all in fun.

[ALVHUN]

Love this song and true to the bone! For those disgruntled minds, think of this. The effect of feminism on society has ravaged mankind more than all the plagues combined!!!

[desiregbron]

Chee it's awesome, luv it :-)

[rachgonz]

best song ever!

[rachgonz]

best song ever! 

[dragontamer1600]

lol, I'm a woman and I think this is one of the funniest songs ever! lol Though "The man song is still at the top of my list! lol

[dreamonboi]

OMG!!! This is only offensive if you are that type of woman!!! Me? I LOVEEE THIS SONG!!! It's quite funny... 'I am woman, hear me roar, if you don't open my door.' Hahaha!!!

[ForgottenShadow93]

I LOVE THIS SHT XDDDDDDDDDD

[NotCliffyB]

83 people are women.

[midgeman90]

That's so poor.

[Negisenseifangirl]

LOL!!!

[jackee1054]

OMG - crying laughing at both this and the Man Song..."I'm a 21st century gal but I can't set my VCR!!!!" - that would be me.  Love it!

[tcc8448]

funny but rodney carrington actually can sing and he beats this fags ass

[Goldygirl16]

And I can fight in combat, but I can't kill a spider! LMAO, GUILTY!

[bigmacca666]

yes the man song is alot funnier but sexist? C'mon that just means the man is aswell then, mate just sit bk and have a laugh

[geowyn]

How could anyone be offended by that? It's all true.

I am a woman by the way and I find it hilarious.

[Kisshu97]

@geowyn

xD i totaly agree with this song XDD

but i can set a VCR thoguh .3.

[jmarcum72]

@Kisshu97 Maybe, but you can't spell "though". LOL

[eternity899]

@geowyn thats easy, people hate having the truth told in their eyes

[Twichl]

@geowyn

Me too! :D

[Hezicohen]

@geowyn plus he did a man song which is funny too about guys!

[yagb13]

@geowyn i agree with ya there lol

[shadow20259]

this is so sexest that it isnt funny. the man song is way funnier. and yes i am a guy.

[dontforget112588]

@shadow20259 your woman must be watching you type....lol

[Roland9x]

@shadow20259 Sexist? They're making fun of notable habits of women. There's nothing sexist about it and alot of women find it hilarious.

[heartshapedvampire]

lol im a girl and this is funny

[findAplaceToCallHome]

stop taking life so seriously, nobody got out alive(well, except for jesus, but he doesn't count now :D)

[rmitchem71]

lmao!!! love it! love the man song as well!

[Silentgamerable]

XD epic

[tillyflute]

As a woman, I LOVE THIS!! These boys now us SO well!!

[overthefence666]

lmaf so true

[Roundtable1995]

lmfao! I love this! Even though I am a chick I still think this is funny!

[MissyBree14]

this is hilarious xD and imma girl and it doesn't offend me at all lol :D

[JapaneseChan]

I'm a girl and I loved this! XD Damn feminists go away.

[ddale1975]

i think this song is great, and i just happen to be a woman. if you can't take a joke in your life, then you need to step back and take a look at things. don't take life so seriously, and learn to laugh every now and then.

[tutorguy1]

I'm a guy and I love this

[kasai0494]

I love this :D I know some chicks like this XD

[nathanstammy]

toooo funny!!!!

[michaelssexiangel]

im chick and i laughed so hard at this love it lmao

[babyrachel47]

but i cant kill a spider

[slamajammin12]

lol"im pround of my age,which is none of your frickin business~!"this stuff is hysterical!

[FantasmaLuna]

Funny, but it's not as funny as The Man Song.

[whiteeyesdragon]

I'm a woman, and this is funny.

[ianmcleangolfer]

and just to balance lol :)

[ellie842]

omg girls this is a joke and whats the point like @crazycarrotcake said its like the man song so get over it its a laugh....well i like it lol.

[drkangel1984]

this is hilarious rofl and i am a chick

[alaskapup2]

haha. I'm a girl, and this always cheers me up

[marilynfan123]

I'm a girl, and I think this is hilarious

[MrSdford]

this song is funny as can get

[AgonizedBeauty]

Sadly, some of the things in this song are pretty true and I've got to admit I fall under the catagory of a few of them....Love it! haha

[stacimcrockstar]

I FRICKIN LOVE THIS xD

[clycke]

omg,,,this is so funny....laughing so hard i almost fell of my chair...i'm a girl and i think this song is hysterical,,so funny....

[mikeUNC1]

Sounds just like my wife!!! (hope she doesn't see this!!)

[GeneralMLA]

haha. im a chick. lmaorof. this is hysterical! *dies of laughter* hahahahahhaa.

[MasterMageAzalie]

XDDDDD lol this is just as funny as the man song!!

[cnc5624]

"And I am very proud of my age..... WHICH IS NONE OF UR FRICKEN BUISNESS!"

Haha thats true class right there.

[foamseahorse]

and i stand behind my man so i can nag him as much as i can

[whitewitch1980]

Funny hehe loving it!!

[oOFuSiiOnzX]

that song is funny shit

[MajorPwnage96]

This song actually makes sense. Sounds like the average woman.

[CupcakezxXxConquer]

Hilarious! I think I like this one better than The Man Song! *Which was pretty funny as well.*

[NDW58]

Funny the man song and women

[jsant1326]

This is very funny and true but the pussy whiped man song is better.

[Srlf06]

I love this song its so funny.

[Lauranthalsa]

These songs are so great. My friends and i use them when we need a good laugh

[Rica25]

XD This made me laugh~ It's so funny.

[AkatsukiCloudsGirl]

And I am very proud of my age, which is none of your frickin' business~ XD

[OoMariettaoO]

This is the best song ever.

[JBfanforlife]

OMG I am a woman and this song is fucking funny as hell!!!! I love Bob and Tom!!

[ChildOfTheLotus66]

Oh, cry me a river ladies that think this song is sexist. It's a JOKE. It's supposed to be FUNNY! You don't see the fellas crying into their pillows over the man song, which makes them seem like a bunch of wusses. I guess I'm one of the few girls that can give a giggle over it.

[evalunaoo1]

Hey i'm a girl and i LOVE this song! lol

[yohanisburg]

And, of course, according to all the feminists that commented, "The Man Song" isn't sexist at all, eh?

Fucking hypocrites. Take your double standards and GTFO.

[dstebbin]

A perfect depiction of the 90's woman.

Women have changed since then, but back when this song was written, this was, to a tee, a perfect description of women.

[cupcake251997]

omg this is soo funnt but i still like he man song

[xMorningCoffee]

This is my mom.

And,

Imma guy :D

....as far as you know.

[forcedude22]

parts sound like my mom O_o

[Garetjax315]

not a woman but i love it, dont take it personaly women i love the man one too xDD

[Firestar345]

I'm a woman and I LOVE this!!!!!!! It is amazing!

[TheRandomamp]

I'm a chick, and this song made me laugh so hard. X"D

[alicecullen091]

ok i may be a woman bt that as funny as hell!.and ur rigt i'l fight but can'tkll a spider...

[DiskreetAssassin35]

i dont care if your a dude or a chick, that is some funny shit! Everyone who says other wise needs to crawl in a hole for they lack the best of all human traits...a good sence of humor!

[heatherrlong]

i agree!!!!!

[Shadowfriend27]

Gay.

[egcarter10]

yup u re

[DarkNecro14]

some of its actually true, especially the age thing, i hope my girlfriend doesnt see this or im in the soup

[riseofdixieland13]

fucking hilarious

[inume514]

*eye twitch* fuck him... what im a girl it doeasnt count WAHHHHHOOOO. im sorry hade to much peanut butter

[meetmeatthe1]

Love it. Funny stuff.

[ratherBEaREDNECK]

How can such a funny song spark such rage between the bottom 1% of our population, and the rest.

[billions345]

you know what, this is for you dstebbin.

I just invented the perfect thing for women, and I believe all women should have it........a beer holder belt so that I can set my beer down when I watch the game while she stands there holding my chips and waiting on me hand and foot.

Go for it, get pissed off about that, just like the doggystyle spit-cup helmet I made for my women.

VAG!

[jorbisjenkins]

hey dstebbin what are you doing out of the kitchen?