I showed this film to an American girl I was seeing at the time and she didn't get it at all. In fact she asked if I could turn it off half way through. Now, comparing this to my previous girlfriend who insisted we visit Bruge because of this film, I felt shocked and appauled that the american didn't fin a single part funny. I think this must just be a film for UK humour, which is a shame.
most under rated movie of all time, I was half way through typing this when I saw the top comment. Ive shown this movie to 6 people, all of them bought it and watched it a half dozen times
harry walks into a strange country,meets a guy in all probability he hasnr really met often,along with a complete stranger there aswell,and preddeds to insult him and call him a gayboy lol he isnt scared is he ;p
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person." Always with a smile in his face (:
kinda funny about the dum dums harry says he knows he sounldn't and if he didnt when he shot the midget, and the midgets head was still in one piece he would see that it was a midget not a child and he wouldn't have killed himself
ROFLMAO "I'm not from south central los fucking angeles, I didn't come here to shoot 20 blacks ten year olds in a fucking drive-by, I want a normal gun for a normal person"
"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
We saw this movie in english class earlier this week (best english teacher ever?) and from 2:03 and onwards on this scene I just sat and laughed louder and louder together with the other guys. Fiennes is such an awesome actor!
Haha, you're right. I never thought of that. I just thought it's hilarious the way he says it - like he's taking the last chocolate croissant or something.
wow I just watched the reader and I completely fell in love with Mr. Fiennes ^^ Amazing is his accent in this movie.. so different if you compare it with his accent in the reader .. great job ralph ;-)
Yea but it's hard to do a flemish accent. BTW a lot of flemish people speak pretty good english. I speak decent english but i prob have a flemish accent sometimes :p
Ralph Fiennes is better than Voldemort.
DrJoeBrasil 1 week ago
gotta say our gangsters own american gangsters
JDrakeify 2 weeks ago
Did he choose an M1911A1 as his pistol? I'm pretty sure it is...
corruptiblelogistics 1 month ago
@corruptiblelogistics i'm pretty sure no one cares
JDrakeify 2 weeks ago 2
voldermort is called harry haha
legend23452 1 month ago 5
Ze alcoves.
SpanishFlyGuy 1 month ago
I showed this film to an American girl I was seeing at the time and she didn't get it at all. In fact she asked if I could turn it off half way through. Now, comparing this to my previous girlfriend who insisted we visit Bruge because of this film, I felt shocked and appauled that the american didn't fin a single part funny. I think this must just be a film for UK humour, which is a shame.
MKECBS1 1 month ago 3
@MKECBS1 I'm Canadian, and this is one of my favorite films.
ThePsychoReturns 1 week ago
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MKECBS1 1 month ago
most under rated movie of all time, I was half way through typing this when I saw the top comment. Ive shown this movie to 6 people, all of them bought it and watched it a half dozen times
sports5553333 1 month ago
Brilliant!
resurgem8 1 month ago
1:48 your welcome
Liampjuh 2 months ago
The Pulp Fiction of the 21st century, And I'm being quite honest because this film is not too fucking recognized by many people
SuperHeroMania 3 months ago 5
1:26 lmfao
JAllen591 4 months ago
I know I shouldn't, but I will...
billy101cat 4 months ago
The one eyed guy is called Jeremy Regnier and he's really talented as well, quite popular in France.
vodkaananas69 4 months ago
Derm derms.
scheissheiss 4 months ago
Great scene but fuck....the cameraman is too fucking shakey!
mmmmmmmmmGARY 4 months ago
@mmmmmmmmmGARY
Its probably ment to be shakey, other wise they would of use a tripod or some other form of stabalising device
PuppaKush420 4 months ago
@mmmmmmmmmGARY wouldn't you be if you were right next to Voldemort carrying a gun?
j0nny666 1 month ago
aye aye :))) awesomeness!!!!
lisa1989411 4 months ago
u mean that "YOU ARE THE INANIMATED FUCKING OBJECT" is not his best scene???
ReijiNakashi 4 months ago
"I'm not from south-central Los Angeles, come to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a fuckin' drive-by now am I?"
BEST SCENE.
DieCupcake 5 months ago 8
"I want a normal gun for a normal person"
yeahyeahyeah
SCREW THAT
brun012321 5 months ago
"I know i shoudn't...."
KADGE93 5 months ago
Why did Voldemort use a wand, could have blown harry's head off instead
iamkickass370 6 months ago
Haha I love the little blind boy.
JPearson1987 6 months ago
Harry and Ron created Youtube accounts just to thumbs down this.
skistar123 6 months ago
Ralph Fiennes plays a man called Harry.... o irony....
bestman444 6 months ago
@bestman444
In a deleted scene his younger self kills a character called Potter.
NotAHappyDragon 6 months ago
@NotAHappyDragon where can I find this scene?
bestman444 6 months ago
@bestman444
One place would be the deleted scenes on the DVD, but that's obvious. :P
Here on youtube? ...tube.com/watch?v=rANwBGXt7v8
NotAHappyDragon 6 months ago
@bestman444
and if the link fails, try searching "in bruges matt smith".
NotAHappyDragon 6 months ago
@NotAHappyDragon thanks
bestman444 6 months ago
The Alcoves
highlander985 6 months ago
Why does he need a gun!? He has The Elder Wand!!
TheDylanM2010 6 months ago
Ralph Fiennes > all.
Eaphriel 6 months ago
"Would you like some of these dum-dums?"
"I know I shouldn't......er.......but I will."
Fiennes is incredible.
ocgeetar 7 months ago
an uzi? while filming a steyr tmp -_-
MrJuliusrapper 7 months ago
@MrJuliusrapper
Uzi to the right of the screen next to the tmp
iNsomniacGamingVids 6 months ago
@MrJuliusrapper That's what I thought at first as well, but if you pause it at 00:42 you can clearly see an Uzi at the bottom of the screen.
Voidhead 1 month ago
Why didn't Voldemort just ask Yuri for the Elder Wand instead?
gregory1411 7 months ago 7
Oh. My. Word. Ralph Fiennes is so hot.
MnMsicecream 7 months ago 5
@MnMsicecream Yes
walkingtoNewOrleans 6 months ago
2 people knew about the alcoves
TheInternetOG 7 months ago
harry walks into a strange country,meets a guy in all probability he hasnr really met often,along with a complete stranger there aswell,and preddeds to insult him and call him a gayboy lol he isnt scared is he ;p
relmmih6 8 months ago
eye eye!
fnatic101 9 months ago 3
2 people need to stop winging and cheer the fuck up
jimmy2k4o 9 months ago
I must admit, I did not get the "alcoves" jokes. Can someone explain it to me?
anadus7 10 months ago
@anadus7
The joke is more about how he says it, really. "The alcoooves"
DudeSpectre 9 months ago
"An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person." Always with a smile in his face (:
SheronPh 10 months ago 12
kinda funny about the dum dums harry says he knows he sounldn't and if he didnt when he shot the midget, and the midgets head was still in one piece he would see that it was a midget not a child and he wouldn't have killed himself
jimmy2k4o 10 months ago
@jimmy2k4o
You have got to love the irony.
DudeSpectre 9 months ago
"eye eye" lol
MusicallyCharged 10 months ago 2
If you listen really closely you can hear the blind man whistling when he's breathing :'L
Boultbeeable 10 months ago
"You heet the Canadian."
ChrysLT 10 months ago
Two people need to stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.
Jonabob87 10 months ago
"I thought you wanted him dead?"
"I do. I want him fucking crucified, but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?"
Epic.
Boultbeeable 11 months ago 7
VOLDEMORT!
lummy67 11 months ago
Ze Alcoves
FDDDJH 11 months ago
I like how Harry has the good manners to say thank you to Yuri at the end.
mert1875 11 months ago 2
2 people were shot in the eye with their own gun.
procastinator7891 1 year ago 3
An Uzi!?
aslucalaydying 1 year ago
Imagine a gangster film made by Bill Forsyth (Gregory's Girl, Local Hero), and you get the oddball charm of In Bruges.
Fangmeier 1 year ago
lmfao AYE AYE! PWNED! An Uzi?
liamcjs101 1 year ago
that is sum comedy film :D
FuntaDan 1 year ago
One of the most underrated movies ever made.
tylerdurden4495 1 year ago 78
i do want the guy dead..i wanthim fucking crucified but it still does't change the fat that he stiched you up like a blind little gay boy does it
basildonboi18 1 year ago
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I love this film ^_^
Jiminibobster 1 year ago
Possibly my fave movie of all time, i love the music, the acting and the script - its amazing. "ze alcoves"
TheAverage1 1 year ago
eye eye...
kizersuzi 1 year ago
"motherfucker"
"Is he talking to me" lol
relmmih6 1 year ago 5
I want to visit the alcoves in the Koningin-Astrid-Park!
DerHoff 1 year ago
"I know I shouldn't.......but I will" Haha fucking quality dude
lolcleary 1 year ago 6
ROFLMAO "I'm not from south central los fucking angeles, I didn't come here to shoot 20 blacks ten year olds in a fucking drive-by, I want a normal gun for a normal person"
CJDownz 1 year ago 10
The russian dude is so cool
JDLK2005 1 year ago
"we're taking you back to bruges"
"brilliant"
yonkerify 1 year ago 2
"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
Great movie, init!
quntaz 1 year ago 120
@quntaz brilliant
countys32 1 year ago 14
@quntaz Fiennes and Gleeson are the FUCKING SHIT!
elfmann243 1 year ago 4
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"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
Great movie, init!
quntaz 1 year ago
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"I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."
Great movie, init!
quntaz 1 year ago
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quntaz 1 year ago
lol its kinda like voldemort vs mad eye moody
feedbackrichie 1 year ago 6
im not going to kill 20 black ten year olds in fucking driveby
basildonboi18 1 year ago
I love the music when Ralph strides across the bridge... so funny.
MattJupp 1 year ago
You're an inanimate fucking object!
Octavius0 1 year ago
Love how Harry slows down his pace a little to look at the swans.
gbh903 1 year ago
EYE EYE
jackcoglin 1 year ago
'the alcoves'
WrigglingGibbon 1 year ago
"Aye, Aye " =D
"An Uzi ? I'm not from South Central Los-Fucking-Angeles... "
FunkySkunk90 1 year ago 2
classic movie
you yankee fucking cunt!
guycallens 1 year ago 3
voldermort says: its all your fault for being such a poooofff
redwakata 1 year ago
"It's you're fault for being such a puff" LOL
gallantkerrysoldier 1 year ago
Ralph Fiennes for the win!
Cassius10761 1 year ago
A great movie - an excellent scene.
erikk73 1 year ago
that uzi looks like a tmp!!
markdell7 1 year ago
We saw this movie in english class earlier this week (best english teacher ever?) and from 2:03 and onwards on this scene I just sat and laughed louder and louder together with the other guys. Fiennes is such an awesome actor!
biggles1111 1 year ago
0:05 could he sound more of a poof??!
XxXMyTeenageLifeXxX 1 year ago
I wonder if Ralph flew Quantas Airlines to Bruges...hahahahahah
kunjidee 1 year ago
I absolutely love the way Ralph Fiennes is saying "Is he talking to me?" :D
BloodWolve13 2 years ago 3
Doom-dooms
ockeghem35 2 years ago
It doesn't change the fact that he stiched you up like blind little gay boy.
thesoundboyedd 2 years ago
Where are the alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park?
DerHoff 2 years ago
Lmfao "aye aye" :'D
lottywood 2 years ago 4
You Heat the canadian?
AppleAssassin 2 years ago
They still have the swans?
Yea
WELL HOW CAN FUCKING SWANS NOT BE SOMEONES FUCKING THING
JPearson1987 2 years ago 3
what ya mean its not his thing !how can all those beautiful fucking streets and them beautiful fucking houses not be someones fucking thing !
dazzelknight 2 years ago
"so why don't you stop whinging, and cheer the fack up!" :D
Sophievdp 2 years ago
My favourite scene haha, yeah really its all your fault for being such a poof.
six6sixpounder 2 years ago 4
Brilliant!
dbasq1 2 years ago
LMAO that eric guy is such a pussy
Spacemonkeymojo 2 years ago 2
shut u'r hole u lame ass fuck
oMpaglamoMalakas 2 years ago
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shitey stupid film lot a pish
TheBhoycey 2 years ago
eye-eye :D
mzyordanov 2 years ago
LOL an uzi XD
3Drives 2 years ago
"i know i shouldnt but i will". anybody who has seen the end will know how this is so tied in with it
luckyphilster 2 years ago 6
Haha, you're right. I never thought of that. I just thought it's hilarious the way he says it - like he's taking the last chocolate croissant or something.
betweenlakes 2 years ago 2
"I want a normal gun for a normal person" LOL :-)))
Ralph is such an adorable dickhead in it :-)
mensahcarrelle 2 years ago 79
one of my favorite actors after this scene
portlandplaceNL 2 years ago
he says brilliant
potering123 2 years ago
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"were bringing you back to Bruges"
"Bring It!" LOL
Haruhi454 2 years ago
he dosent say Bring it....
He says brilliant
JEGelskerAGF 2 years ago 21
Aye aye. "Pirate language" :)
daflipp 2 years ago 3
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he said 'hi eye' i dont think it was 'eye eye' lol
chelxeaty 2 years ago
Aye-aye!
LightStijn 2 years ago
Thanks for uploading this particular scene I hoped someone would because it's the funniest in the movie :)
Souphinousanphone 2 years ago
wow I just watched the reader and I completely fell in love with Mr. Fiennes ^^ Amazing is his accent in this movie.. so different if you compare it with his accent in the reader .. great job ralph ;-)
Thanks for sharing !
HermioneRickman 2 years ago
eye eye lol
relmmih6 3 years ago
'doesnt change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy'
:L
awesome film
robertomartinoVIIIII 3 years ago 2
"I know I shouldn't... but I will'... Mmm I'd like him to say that to me!
Sgnibie 3 years ago
eye eye.
jibathus 3 years ago
I want a normal gun for a normal person lmao!
Downzy2019 3 years ago
haha that was funny...with such humor..just the way he said too!!! love the movie!! it was classic!!! :)
chelxeaty 3 years ago
the best scene is... THE KARATE CHOP AT THE DWARF! that one is reaaaaaaaaaalyyyyy goood
FightforDeath34 3 years ago
'I know I shouldn't.....but I will' haha
blarsen301 3 years ago
Mmm I'd like him to say that to me haha.
Sgnibie 3 years ago
LMFAO that guy got served.
Spacemonkeymojo 3 years ago
Classic cockney ;-}
woccasongs 3 years ago
Ralph Fiennes is a god
portishphonic 3 years ago 8
THE best part with Ralph Fieinnes in is the part when they try and get in the tower xD
"Zee towoer is closed tonight, ENGLISHMAN!"
Needham90 3 years ago 3
I liked that scene too but the Flemish accent of the guard is enormously unrealistic. I mean it sounds like he's French!
wimpie25 3 years ago
Yea but it's hard to do a flemish accent. BTW a lot of flemish people speak pretty good english. I speak decent english but i prob have a flemish accent sometimes :p
k1ll3r1717 3 years ago
Is that Cockney accent?
Kotlettbengt 3 years ago
haha eye eye
emak47 3 years ago 6
Yeah that has to be the best scene of Ralph Fiennes in this movie lol it makes me laugh
emzo12 3 years ago 6
i agree:)
chelxeaty 3 years ago