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  • Ralph Fiennes is better than Voldemort.

  • gotta say our gangsters own american gangsters

  • Did he choose an M1911A1 as his pistol? I'm pretty sure it is...

  • @corruptiblelogistics i'm pretty sure no one cares

  • voldermort is called harry haha

  • Ze alcoves.

  • I showed this film to an American girl I was seeing at the time and she didn't get it at all. In fact she asked if I could turn it off half way through. Now, comparing this to my previous girlfriend who insisted we visit Bruge because of this film, I felt shocked and appauled that the american didn't fin a single part funny. I think this must just be a film for UK humour, which is a shame.

  • @MKECBS1 I'm Canadian, and this is one of my favorite films.

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  • most under rated movie of all time, I was half way through typing this when I saw the top comment. Ive shown this movie to 6 people, all of them bought it and watched it a half dozen times

  • Brilliant!

  • 1:48 your welcome

  • The Pulp Fiction of the 21st century, And I'm being quite honest because this film is not too fucking recognized by many people

  • 1:26 lmfao

  • I know I shouldn't, but I will...

  • The one eyed guy is called Jeremy Regnier and he's really talented as well, quite popular in France.

  • Derm derms.

  • Great scene but fuck....the cameraman is too fucking shakey!

  • @mmmmmmmmmGARY

    Its probably ment to be shakey, other wise they would of use a tripod or some other form of stabalising device

  • @mmmmmmmmmGARY wouldn't you be if you were right next to Voldemort carrying a gun?

  • aye aye :))) awesomeness!!!!

  • u mean that "YOU ARE THE INANIMATED FUCKING OBJECT" is not his best scene???

  • "I'm not from south-central Los Angeles, come to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a fuckin' drive-by now am I?"

    BEST SCENE.

  • "I want a normal gun for a normal person"

    yeahyeahyeah

    SCREW THAT

  • "I know i shoudn't...."

  • Why did Voldemort use a wand, could have blown harry's head off instead

  • Haha I love the little blind boy.

  • Harry and Ron created Youtube accounts just to thumbs down this.

  • Ralph Fiennes plays a man called Harry.... o irony....

  • @bestman444

    In a deleted scene his younger self kills a character called Potter.

  • @NotAHappyDragon where can I find this scene?

  • @bestman444

    One place would be the deleted scenes on the DVD, but that's obvious. :P

    Here on youtube? ...tube.com/watch?v=rANwBGXt7v­8

  • @bestman444

    and if the link fails, try searching "in bruges matt smith".

  • @NotAHappyDragon thanks

  • The Alcoves

  • Why does he need a gun!? He has The Elder Wand!!

  • Ralph Fiennes > all. 

  • "Would you like some of these dum-dums?"

    "I know I shouldn't......er.......but I will."

    Fiennes is incredible.

  • an uzi? while filming a steyr tmp -_-

  • @MrJuliusrapper

    Uzi to the right of the screen next to the tmp

  • @MrJuliusrapper That's what I thought at first as well, but if you pause it at 00:42 you can clearly see an Uzi at the bottom of the screen.

  • Why didn't Voldemort just ask Yuri for the Elder Wand instead?

  • Oh. My. Word. Ralph Fiennes is so hot.

  • @MnMsicecream Yes

  • 2 people knew about the alcoves

  • harry walks into a strange country,meets a guy in all probability he hasnr really met often,along with a complete stranger there aswell,and preddeds to insult him and call him a gayboy lol he isnt scared is he ;p

  • eye eye!

  • 2 people need to stop winging and cheer the fuck up

  • I must admit, I did not get the "alcoves" jokes. Can someone explain it to me?

  • @anadus7

    The joke is more about how he says it, really. "The alcoooves"

  • "An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-year-olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person." Always with a smile in his face (:

  • kinda funny about the dum dums harry says he knows he sounldn't and if he didnt when he shot the midget, and the midgets head was still in one piece he would see that it was a midget not a child and he wouldn't have killed himself

  • @jimmy2k4o

    You have got to love the irony.

  • "eye eye" lol

  • If you listen really closely you can hear the blind man whistling when he's breathing :'L

  • "You heet the Canadian."

  • Two people need to stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up.

  • "I thought you wanted him dead?"

    "I do. I want him fucking crucified, but it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it?"

    Epic.

  • VOLDEMORT!

  • Ze Alcoves

  • I like how Harry has the good manners to say thank you to Yuri at the end.

  • 2 people were shot in the eye with their own gun.

  • An Uzi!?

  • Imagine a gangster film made by Bill Forsyth (Gregory's Girl, Local Hero), and you get the oddball charm of In Bruges.

  • lmfao AYE AYE! PWNED! An Uzi?

  • that is sum comedy film :D

  • One of the most underrated movies ever made.

  • i do want the guy dead..i wanthim fucking crucified but it still does't change the fat that he stiched you up like a blind little gay boy does it

  • Possibly my fave movie of all time, i love the music, the acting and the script - its amazing. "ze alcoves"

  • eye eye...

  • "motherfucker"

    "Is he talking to me" lol

  • I want to visit the alcoves in the Koningin-Astrid-Park!

  • "I know I shouldn't.......but I will" Haha fucking quality dude

  • ROFLMAO "I'm not from south central los fucking angeles, I didn't come here to shoot 20 blacks ten year olds in a fucking drive-by, I want a normal gun for a normal person"

  • The russian dude is so cool

  • "we're taking you back to bruges"

    "brilliant"

  • "I mean basically if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks and you allow your gun to be taken off you and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah really it's all your fault for being such a poof, so why don't you stop wingeing and cheer the fuck up."

    Great movie, init!

  • @quntaz brilliant

  • @quntaz Fiennes and Gleeson are the FUCKING SHIT!

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  • lol its kinda like voldemort vs mad eye moody

  • im not going to kill 20 black ten year olds in fucking driveby

  • I love the music when Ralph strides across the bridge... so funny.

  • You're an inanimate fucking object!

  • Love how Harry slows down his pace a little to look at the swans.

  • EYE EYE 

  • 'the alcoves'

  • "Aye, Aye " =D

    "An Uzi ? I'm not from South Central Los-Fucking-Angeles... "

  • classic movie

    you yankee fucking cunt!

  • voldermort says: its all your fault for being such a poooofff

  • "It's you're fault for being such a puff" LOL

  • Ralph Fiennes for the win!

  • A great movie - an excellent scene.

  • that uzi looks like a tmp!!

  • We saw this movie in english class earlier this week (best english teacher ever?) and from 2:03 and onwards on this scene I just sat and laughed louder and louder together with the other guys. Fiennes is such an awesome actor!

  • 0:05 could he sound more of a poof??!

  • I wonder if Ralph flew Quantas Airlines to Bruges...hahahahahah

  • I absolutely love the way Ralph Fiennes is saying "Is he talking to me?" :D

  • Doom-dooms

  • It doesn't change the fact that he stiched you up like blind little gay boy.

  • Where are the alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park?

  • Lmfao "aye aye" :'D

  • You Heat the canadian?

  • They still have the swans?

    Yea

    WELL HOW CAN FUCKING SWANS NOT BE SOMEONES FUCKING THING

  • what ya mean its not his thing !how can all those beautiful fucking streets and them beautiful fucking houses not be someones fucking thing !

  • "so why don't you stop whinging, and cheer the fack up!" :D

  • My favourite scene haha, yeah really its all your fault for being such a poof.

  • Brilliant!

  • LMAO that eric guy is such a pussy

  • shut u'r hole u lame ass fuck

  • eye-eye :D

  • LOL an uzi XD

  • "i know i shouldnt but i will". anybody who has seen the end will know how this is so tied in with it

  • Haha, you're right. I never thought of that. I just thought it's hilarious the way he says it - like he's taking the last chocolate croissant or something.

  • "I want a normal gun for a normal person" LOL :-)))

    Ralph is such an adorable dickhead in it :-)

  • one of my favorite actors after this scene

  • he says brilliant

  • he dosent say Bring it....

    He says brilliant

  • Aye aye. "Pirate language" :)

  • Aye-aye!

  • Thanks for uploading this particular scene I hoped someone would because it's the funniest in the movie :)

  • wow I just watched the reader and I completely fell in love with Mr. Fiennes ^^ Amazing is his accent in this movie.. so different if you compare it with his accent in the reader .. great job ralph ;-)

    Thanks for sharing !

  • eye eye lol

  • 'doesnt change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy'

    :L

    awesome film

  • "I know I shouldn't... but I will'... Mmm I'd like him to say that to me!

  • eye eye.

  • I want a normal gun for a normal person lmao!

  • haha that was funny...with such humor..just the way he said too!!! love the movie!! it was classic!!! :)

  • the best scene is... THE KARATE CHOP AT THE DWARF! that one is reaaaaaaaaaalyyyyy goood

  • 'I know I shouldn't.....but I will' haha

  • Mmm I'd like him to say that to me haha.

  • LMFAO that guy got served.

  • Classic cockney ;-}

  • Ralph Fiennes is a god

  • THE best part with Ralph Fieinnes in is the part when they try and get in the tower xD

    "Zee towoer is closed tonight, ENGLISHMAN!"

  • I liked that scene too but the Flemish accent of the guard is enormously unrealistic. I mean it sounds like he's French!

  • Yea but it's hard to do a flemish accent. BTW a lot of flemish people speak pretty good english. I speak decent english but i prob have a flemish accent sometimes :p

  • Is that Cockney accent?

  • haha eye eye

  • Yeah that has to be the best scene of Ralph Fiennes in this movie lol it makes me laugh

  • i agree:)

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